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That's not very funny...

Edit: Well, what do you know? Two in a day.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

What are you trying to do, set a record?

Twice in a day is enough for any man.

Edit: Am I a minute in the future or something?

That's not very funny...

Edit: Well, what do you know? Two in a day.
What are you trying to do, set a record?

Edit: Oooh, I demand another poll, when you can - preferably different to the last one.

That's not very funny...

Edit: Well, what do you know? Two in a day.
I demand that you do it a 3rd time!

I demand that you do it a 3rd time!

A poll in my honour? I'm flattered. :p

Twice in a day is enough for any man.

Edit: Am I a minute in the future or something?

ha i'm a whole new day to you :p

Twice in a day is enough for any man.
You just try telling my girlfriend that.

What? It's a sex joke thread!!

What are you trying to do, set a record?

Edit: Oooh, I demand another poll, when you can - preferably different to the last one.
Noooooooo, the other one was one of the bestest polls ever! Too bad it was in such a pathetic thread.

Methinks I shall link it in my sig anyway.

Methinks I shall link it in my sig anyway.

I'm on a roll today. :cool:

I'm on a roll today. :cool:

Thats what she said...

I'm on a roll today. :cool:

You can make polls if you steal the OP? :eek: Who knew?

And who believes that sex is a joke? It's serious business! Isn't it...?

You can make polls if you steal the OP? :eek: Who knew?

Only if you are named as the thread creator on the main page. The one in this thread is still Neo Kervoskia's.

I know a dirty joke:

The pig fell in the mud.

Clean version:

The pig took a bath.

You can make polls if you steal the OP? :eek: Who knew?

And who believes that sex is a joke? It's serious business! Isn't it...?

If you don't laugh at least once during sex, you're not doing it right ;)

I know a dirty joke:

The pig fell in the mud.

Pfft. It's meant to be about sex. It should read:

The female pig fell in the mud.

If you don't laugh at least once during sex, you're not doing it right ;)
Rape's not funny, unless you're raping a clown.

Only if you are named as the thread creator on the main page. The one in this thread is still Neo Kervoskia's.
Ah, so only if the OP gets DEAted, perhaps? :)
If you don't laugh at least once during sex, you're not doing it right ;)
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but, every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: “Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And plus, you’re single. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering: “Dave, you’re a vet…”

Ah, so only if the OP gets DEAted, perhaps? :)

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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but, every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: “Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And plus, you’re single. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering: “Dave, you’re a vet…”

:eek: :p

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Grav! I didn't know you cared! :fluffle: back atcha!

Keep it tame, preeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

You created a sex joke thread. On NSG. Do you honestly think it's going to be tame? :p

Keep it tame, preeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Oops! I thought it said "lame." I woulda mentioned my name.

You created a sex joke thread. On NSG. Do you honestly think it's going to be tame? :p

No, not really. :p

No, not really. :p

Lulz. Then why ask that it be tame? You know it's not going to be tame at all. :D

It's not a joke, but it is gay innuendo :D I posted it a while ago though...

So, in case you're not familiar with my story, "Think of the Children!!", then here's an explanation. I started this story over hte summer, and it's about a time 20 years from now where kids are forced to follow this Manual, which consists of 15 rules, and if they don't obey thn they get sent to behavior camp, re-education camp, or facility. Naturally, of course, kids don't know anything about sex, drugs, violence, or even their own country's history, because the government has very heavily censored it all in the schools. Now, I wrote this excerpt on the bus on the way home, and, well.....


The classroom was dark and empty. The only sources of light were the light in the hall and the sunshine puring through the window. Damon and Adam soon realized that they were in the Teen Living classroom.

"What's this?" Damon asked. Adam turned around to see Damon holding a long and phallic object with a cone-shaped tip.

"I have no idea," Adam replied. "I mean, I've seen one before, but when I asked my mom what it was she told me to stop asking questions like that."

"I think my dad used to have one of these," Damon said. "I was little, and my mom played with it so much she broke it. I think it was right before my sister Ebony was born."

Damon began to stroke and squeeze the object gently, fingering the tip.

"Let me see it," Adam said, taking the weird thing from Damon's hands, replacing Damon's hands with his own on it. Adam too examined it closely, every little detail of it, rubbing up and down and playing with the tip- it felt odd. He and Damon looked at each other, then snickered. Adam fiddled with the tip a little bit, intrigued, as Damon watched his friend play with his new find. Adam grasped the other part- the odd-feeling part- and some strange white substance squirted out. Damon gasped loudly and grabbed the thing (and Adam's hand), which caused more of this white stuff to shoot out across the Teen Living classroom, splattering all over a pane of glass set into the classroom door and obscuring the face of a very surprised Kendra.

"What are you idiots doing?!" Kendra demanded as she threw open the door and stormed in.

"Er.... do you know what this is?" Damon asked her, showing her the object. The thing hung limply in his hand.

"Mm," Adam said, licking the white stuff from his hand. It was sweet icing that tasted sweet, though nothing like what Adam had ever tried before.

"You idiots!" Kendra exclaimed. "It's some icing-squirter thing. My cousin Jordan's in Teen Living, she taught me how to use it. You morons."

"Sorry," Adam said darkly, getting some paper towels to clean up the mess that he and Damon had made.



Well? What do you think? :p

:D

Hey, 4000 posts! Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Ah, so only if the OP gets DEAted, perhaps? :)

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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but, every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: “Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And plus, you’re single. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering: “Dave, you’re a vet…”

Bahaha!