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That's neither shocking nor funny; just crap.

Edit: Ooh, an OP. I always wanted one of these.

That's neither shocking nor funny; just crap.

Edit: Ooh, an OP. I always wanted one of these.
Indeed.

If you're going to tell an offensive or shocking joke, at least make it funny.

I claim this thread in the name of fail.

This is a shocking joke.

This is a shocking joke.

Shocking because there -is- no joke?

Shocking because there -is- no joke?
Of course, did you expect something then?:p

A Nazi and a fundamentalist muslim are in a car, who is driving?

The police

This is a shocking joke.
Slightly less shocking than this (http://www.manicalmechanicals.com.au/_borders/blank%20white.jpg).

A Nazi and a fundamentalist muslim are in a car, who is driving?

The police
That was neither shocking, nor offensive, but it was much funnier then the semi-OP.:)

Slightly less shocking than this (http://www.manicalmechanicals.com.au/_borders/blank%20white.jpg).
I can see the people in it:eek:

A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!"
Another poor effort.

I'd educate you in shocking jokes, but I don't want to get banned.

A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!"

Wait... let me get this straight.. You're telling me that this guy showers with the door open whilst wearing a watch?

How long 'til this thread gets locked? Bets?

That was neither shocking, nor offensive, but it was much funnier then the semi-OP.:)
I did not want to post it in the original form where a Turk and a Kurd are in the car...

Two chavs have a bet to see who can reach the bottom of a cliff first, they both jump, who wins?

Society.

I have some good ones, but I didn't come up with them, and I take no credit.

So one day, a pedophile and a little boy are walking in a forest on a dark and scary night. The little boy says, "Mister, it's dark and scary and I want to go home." The pedophile responds, "How do you think I feel, kid? I have to walk home alone tonight."

I have some more but they aren't clever and just kind of gross.

Any racist joke will do.

Q: What do you call 10000 black guys buried neck-deep in the ground?
A: Afroturf.

NOTE: That's tame. I don't wanna get banned. Again.

What's red and creeps up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Nice poll. :p