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Well it seems some in the Christian community seem to think that porn is a major issue in peoples lives. They decided to entice people to a meeting by serving pancakes. If I lived close by I may have stopped for some free pancakes myself.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/porn.addiction/index.html

I guess the biggest question here is do you have a porn problem?

Well it seems some in the Christian community seem to think that porn is a major issue in peoples lives. They decided to entice people to a meeting by serving pancakes. If I lived close by I may have stopped for some free pancakes myself.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/porn.addiction/index.html

I guess the biggest question here is do you have a porn problem?

Do I have a porn "problem"? No. Do I watch porn? Yes.

Darknovae? And rule 34??

:eek: I'm getting the frick outta this thread!!

*flees*

The biggest problem is getting the syrup out of your pubes.

I've not much use for porn.

My addictions are caffeine and alcohol, and nobody will pry me away from them.

Considering that I've never watched porn before, I very much doubt that I have a porn problem...

meh just a bunch of stupid religious folks saying:

ZOMG!!!11!1 pRon is teh 3bil!!!11!11!

And XXXChurch.com also offers free accountability software, which Gross says has been downloaded by 300,000 people. It works by sending reports to a couple of trusted persons -- a friend, a wife, a pastor -- about which Web sites have been visited.
Let's fight porn with spyware!

Darknovae? And rule 34??

:eek: I'm getting the frick outta this thread!!

*flees*

My thoughts exactly. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Oh, and I have a porn problem. The problem is I don't have any.

those two words should never mix here

Darknovae? And rule 34??

:eek: I'm getting the frick outta this thread!!

*flees*

My thoughts exactly. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Oh, and I have a porn problem. The problem is I don't have any.

meh just a bunch of stupid religious folks saying:

ZOMG!!!11!1 pRon is teh 3bil!!!11!11!

And disguising it as a valid fight against pornography addiction.

Darknovae? And rule 34??

That statement has divided by zero.

OH SH-

Well it seems some in the Christian community seem to think that porn is a major issue in peoples lives. They decided to entice people to a meeting by serving pancakes. If I lived close by I may have stopped for some free pancakes myself.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/porn.addiction/index.html

I guess the biggest question here is do you have a porn problem?

I just schedule it, so, I have no problem.

The only time I watch porn is when I'm bored out of my mind. I use it as an indicator that I should probably be sleeping or get out of the house.

It doesn't negatively impact my life so I'd say I have no problem.

I do have a problem that this breakfast is for men only.

It doesn't negatively impact my life so I'd say I have no problem.

I do have a problem that this breakfast is for men only.

I thought that was a little sexist. However I'm sure women were well represented in the slide show.

I thought that was a little sexist. However I'm sure women were well represented in the slide show.

I'm just not sure what it was implying.

Are we too pure to ever think about watching porn or is it that if we watch it we never have a problem with it?

Has anybody giggled at the protagonist's surname yet?

Considering that I've never watched porn before, I very much doubt that I have a porn problem...

Dunno, that sounds like a problem to me...

;)

It doesn't negatively impact my life so I'd say I have no problem.

I do have a problem that this breakfast is for men only.

Everybody knows that women don't watch porn. But I'm sure they're quite welcome to this breakfast; somebody has to make the pancakes, after all.

The statistics presented in the article seems unreliable. I'm not sure, but I think the people organizing the "porn and pancakes" thing are not willing to distinguish between porn addiction and porn consumption.

"A lot of people think Christians sure don't struggle with this," Gross said. "The stats don't lie: Christians are consuming pornography. And to me, it's not a surprise."

When I was young, a priest at my church told me that there as nothing sinful about patching the one-eyed snake, so long as our desires did not cause us to do harm upon others.

Must... resist... urge... to... yell... oh screw it!

I LOVE PANCAKES!

But seriously. Church guys. Do what you want. We'll do what we want.

Everybody knows that women don't watch porn. But I'm sure they're quite welcome to this breakfast; somebody has to make the pancakes, after all.

How can I make the pancakes while I'm at home pregnant, caring for my 3 boys?

I also don't like going outside without shoes.

How can I make the pancakes while I'm at home pregnant, caring for my 3 boys?
I thought women could multitask?

I also don't like going outside without shoes.
Don't worry, eventually the soles of your feet will harden to compensate. Failing that, there's always tupperware.

And I thought I was too obsessed with Darknovae...;)

It's really very simple.

If you don't like porn, don't watch it.

If you watch it, just admit you like it.

I used to have a problem with lusting and porn and all that, but not anymore.

I guess the biggest question here is do you have a porn problem?
*fapfapfapfapfap*
wha..?
porn problem?
I don't have.....
*fapfapfapfapfap*
...a...
*fapfapfapfapfap*
...porn...
*fapfapfapfapfap*
...problem...
*fapfapfapfapfap*

You know, there's an option missing from the poll. Namely, the "The Interwebs are for porn!" option.

*warps out of thread*

Well it seems some in the Christian community seem to think that porn is a major issue in peoples lives. They decided to entice people to a meeting by serving pancakes. If I lived close by I may have stopped for some free pancakes myself.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/porn.addiction/index.html

I guess the biggest question here is do you have a porn problem?
I have a porn problem and a problem with porn.
I blame Ifreann.

They gave me one of those Jesus loved porn stars bibles. I found it amusing.

There is a very serious problem that afflicts a lot of people in this country and causes serious psychological damage to countless people. The guy in the article said he was being eaten up inside by guilt. That is the problem – some people, generally starting when they are little kids, are conditioned to see masturbation and sexual activity as an evil thing of which they should be deeply ashamed.

Religious nuts should be held accountable from doing such horrid things to people – they are deliberately causing psychological harm.

Namely, the "The Interwebs are for porn!" option.
Remove "for".

Pancakes. And porn.

I've spent the last four days in Canada away from NS, and this is what happens?! :eek:

Feh, I was expecting something weird to pop up. :p :fluffle::fluffle:

Pancakes. And porn.

I've spent the last four days in Canada away from NS, and this is what happens?! :eek:

Feh, I was expecting something weird to pop up. :p :fluffle::fluffle:

yup
oh cheak the NSG Mafia thread

There is a very serious problem that afflicts a lot of people in this country and causes serious psychological damage to countless people. The guy in the article said he was being eaten up inside by guilt. That is the problem – some people, generally starting when they are little kids, are conditioned to see masturbation and sexual activity as an evil thing of which they should be deeply ashamed.

Religious nuts should be held accountable from doing such horrid things to people – they are deliberately causing psychological harm.

You win the thread.

*gives cookie*

There is no problem. I bought another HD. :D

There is no problem. I bought another HD. :D

I have no problem with porn.

However, I do have a problem with being associated with it by fundamentalist guilt-tripping churches.

Why am I involved?! :mad:

Apparently I'm too "Canadian" now.

I have no problem with porn.

However, I do have a problem with being associated with it by fundamentalist guilt-tripping churches.

Why am I involved?! :mad:

Apparently I'm too "Canadian" now.
Canadian Pancake Porn, eh?

Canadian Pancake Porn, eh?

I dread to think how many people and how many NSG'ers - who, as all know, are not people - would watch this...

Ilaer

I dread to think how many people and how many NSG'ers - who, as all know, are not people - would watch this...

Ilaer

:eek:

I will never, ever be in a porno. Ever. Not even the kinds where your bofriend/girlfriend takes pictures of you and then releases them all over hte internet without your consent... because when I do have sex (which I haven't yet)... there will be no cameras allowed.

However, for the *other* pancakes... :(

And Canadians *are* known for their maple syrup... Though I'm not actually Canadian- I was only there for about 4 days.

why pancakes?
why not waffles?

this is discrimination pure and simple against waffles!

I demand that equal time be given to waffles, and that we be free to eat waffles while 'browsing' the porn sites.

why pancakes?
why not waffles?

this is discrimination pure and simple against waffles!

I demand that equal time be given to waffles, and that we be free to eat waffles while 'browsing' the porn sites.
Waffles are pancakes that are too dumb to be flat. We shall not pander to such idiocy.

Waffles are pancakes that are too dumb to be flat. We shall not pander to such idiocy.
too dumb?
too dumb you say?
nonsense!
Their groovy lumps are perfect for retaining lumps of jam and cream. This makes them easier and less messy to eat one-handed when *ahem* 'browsing' porn.

why pancakes?
why not waffles?

this is discrimination pure and simple against waffles!

I demand that equal time be given to waffles, and that we be free to eat waffles while 'browsing' the porn sites.

A very, very long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Waffle and I had a fight. You see, Waffle was all like "God hates gayz! LOL teehee!" and I was like "You're stupid" and then Waffle was all "Well ur g3y" and I'm like "no I'm not" and she's like "well ur retarted" and I'm like "The doctor called, your IQ results came out negative" and she says "gawd Pancake u suk i hopee u diee bich!" and left.

You see, Waffle and her messengers do the discriminating. I and my messengers love all. Please, don't suport Waffle's bigotry on NSG. lease don't. :(

:eek:

I will never, ever be in a porno. Ever. Not even the kinds where your bofriend/girlfriend takes pictures of you and then releases them all over hte internet without your consent... because when I do have sex (which I haven't yet)... there will be no cameras allowed.

However, for the *other* pancakes... :(

And Canadians *are* known for their maple syrup... Though I'm not actually Canadian- I was only there for about 4 days.

Glad to hear it. Frankly, I find the idea of porn disgusting full stop, and to think of a fellow NSG'er, especially one as amusing as yourself, to actually participate in it...
Ugh.

Ilaer

Glad to hear it. Frankly, I find the idea of porn disgusting full stop, and to think of a fellow NSG'er, especially one as amusing as yourself, to actually participate in it...
Ugh.

Ilaer

I could never see myself in front of a camera doing such a thing. Then again, doing the thing is probably too far to see anyway.

And I'm a good girl. I don't mess around with people sexually.

Does this mean I'm going to have to dress in drag for free pancakes?

Hi, My name's Akai Oni, and I'm here for the pancakes. What's that? Porn problem? No, my supply's just fine thanks.

Does this mean I'm going to have to dress in drag for free pancakes?

Hi, My name's Akai Oni, and I'm here for the pancakes. What's that? Porn problem? No, my supply's just fine thanks.
Actually I don't like guys who dress in drag.

Though I do like guys in fairly tight clothes... ;)

wait... pancakes? I thought I was the only Pancake! :eek: :mad: *slaps AO*

Actually I don't like guys who dress in drag.

Though I do like guys in fairly tight clothes... ;)

wait... pancakes? I thought I was the only Pancake! :eek: :mad: *slaps AO*

Well, you are going to be disappointed. Me being female and all.

*Reels from slap* That's some strong hitting. Of course you are the only Pancake, but attractive as you are, I don't think it would be entirely appropriate for me to eat you. Me being a teacher and a fair bit older and all. Hence the pancakes with a little p.

Well, you are going to be disappointed. Me being female and all.

*Reels from slap* That's some strong hitting. Of course you are the only Pancake, but attractive as you are, I don't think it would be entirely appropriate for me to eat you. Me being a teacher and a fair bit older and all. Hence the pancakes with a little p.

You're female!? :eek: Ooops. Sorry.

>.>
<.<

*walks away embarassed*

I like the idea of Pancake porn... Darknovae, care to help? :fluffle:

I like the idea of Pancake porn... Darknovae, care to help? :fluffle:

Absolutely not. :upyours:

I could never see myself in front of a camera doing such a thing. Then again, doing the thing is probably too far to see anyway.

And I'm a good girl. I don't mess around with people sexually.

Hear that? It's the collective disappointed sigh of males everywhere, 12 thru 24.

Absolutely not. :upyours:
:(

Hear that? It's the collective disappointed sigh of males everywhere, 12 thru 24.

They can go masturbate to waffle hentai.

Pancakes are very satisfying.

If my dick was really small, I guess pikelets would be fun too.

They can go masturbate to waffle hentai.

"Hey baby, can I lego your eggo?"
Mmmm, cover it in syrup.

:D

Pancakes are very satisfying.

If my dick was really small, I guess pikelets would be fun too.

*kicks in nuts*

That is sooo creepy. I am creepy.

No-one mentions the timewarp any more. It is just part of the experience it seems. DN's post wasn't there when I posted, now it is and it looks like I'm offering to wrap ... umm. I just looks really really wrong. I'm not even certain any more that if I deleted my post it would be deleted for everyone else too.

I'm going to hide somewhere dark and do some maintenance on my firearm.

That is sooo creepy. I am creepy.

No-one mentions the timewarp any more. It is just part of the experience it seems. DN's post wasn't there when I posted, now it is and it looks like I'm offering to wrap ... umm. I just looks really really wrong. I'm not even certain any more that if I deleted my post it would be deleted for everyone else too.

I'm going to hide somewhere dark and do some maintenance on my firearm.

I think it wqould be best if you did both. *nod*

And I took a totally different meaning to that... :confused: :eek: