NationStates Jolt Archive

I like:
jumbo shrimp, compassionate conservative, and smart blond ;)

Military intellegence :p

Honest politician.

Military intellegence :p

Beat me to it :p

Smart Baptist. :D

Premium beer.

Hard working American

or

Well educated American.

Good Christian.

Girly Man
Tough Love
White Lie (we all know white people don't lie)

Compassionate conservative.

Smart bomb.

Peaceful Muslims

Microsoft Works. :D

Congratulations, you win the thread :D

Don't forget Microsoft Perfect too.

Microsoft Works. :D

Good Christian.

Peaceful Muslims


:rolleyes:

Military intellegence :p
Okay, come on, people...that's just insulting.

Hard working American

or

Well educated American.
As are those. Americans are no different from anyone else in either of those regards. We have well-educated and hard working Americans and poorly educated and lazy Americans.

Good Christian.

Bullshit.
Peaceful Muslims
Also bullshit.

Okay, come on, people...that's just insulting.


As are those. Americans are no different from anyone else in either of those regards. We have well-educated and hard working Americans and poorly educated and lazy Americans.



Bullshit.

Also bullshit.

How about humble European? :p

They all seem rather Elitist to me :D

If I have to write out one more perscription for sense of humor I'm gonna run out of paper. :(

Tolerant NSGers.

How about humble European? :p

They all seem rather Elitist to me :D
Well, there's always Fass to prove it.

If I have to write out one more perscription for sense of humor I'm gonna run out of paper. :(
I interpet sarcasm poorly.

That and I was trying to get someone to accuse me of being a Bushivek, because I've never been accussed of being one and I want to be accussed of being one because it would amuse me.

:rolleyes:

Seconded.

I interpet sarcasm poorly.

That and I was trying to get someone to accuse me of being a Bushivek, because I've never been accussed of being one and I want to be accussed of being one because it would amuse me.

Deep Kimchi?

Happy? :D

French Resistence

Deep Kimchi?

Happy? :D

Not really, no.

French Resistence
I know its a joke (maybe), but...

French Resistance. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_resistance)

I know its a joke (maybe), but...

French Resistance. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_resistance)
Its a joke, one of the British Officers says it on Call of Duty II. Quite right too :cool:

:rolleyes:

smart blond

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You know what? Once...just once...I'd love to see the eyes of those rolling eye emoticons roll right out of their sockets!

Civil War. *nod*

Civil War. *nod*

Damn you I was going to say that! :mad:

Damn you I was going to say that! :mad:

http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Stealing a man's wife is one thing, and kicking his dog is another, but posting what he was going to is just uncool. I thought you'd think better LG.

/dissapointment.

How about something a little cultural...
O me! What fray was here?
Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
Here's much to do with hate, but more with love.
Why then, O brawling love! O loving hate!
O anything, of nothing first create!
O heavy lightness! serious vanity!
Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.

Stealing a man's wife is one thing, and kicking his dog is another, but posting what he was going to is just uncool. I thought you'd think better LG.

/dissapointment.

It's not like I was reading your mind or anything.

*hides crystal ball*

:D

How about something a little cultural...

That's William 'Bud' Shakespeare. Hamlet I believe?

Edit: Upon googling, I discover that I'm half right. :)

shakespeare, without google i could say its not macbeth twelveth night, midsummers nights dream or pericles, prince of tyr, beyond that your on your own.

It's not like I was reading your mind or anything.

*hides crystal ball*

:D

No need to hide it I've seen you and your balls plenty of tim-....oh god.


*seppuku*

No need to hide it I've seen you and your balls plenty of tim-....oh god.


*seppuku*

Even spilling your guts won't dull the image now. :)

I can't people are getting the play wrong... to me it's just so obvious. Perhaps that's just because I've been in a production of the play before and had to hear these lines so many times.

Most comedic line from the play - 'I shall be brief'... followed by the biggest monologue in the entire play. >.<

I can't people are getting the play wrong... to me it's just so obvious. Perhaps that's just because I've been in a production of the play before and had to hear these lines so many times.

Most comedic line from the play - 'I shall be brief'... followed by the biggest monologue in the entire play. >.<

I actually suspected the actual source. It was a toss-up between it and Hamlet. I picked the wrong one of the two. :p

I actually suspected the actual source. It was a toss-up between it and Hamlet. I picked the wrong one of the two. :pGood sirrah, thou art forgiven then.

Britney spears wearing a Harvard sweatshirt

never seen the source. not even the lame movie of it.

Microsoft Works

Juvenile Delinquent
Jumbo Shrimp
Blow Job

The Daily Show.

Think about it...

Exciting cricket match

Funny clown

Funny clown

:eek:

:(

:eek:

:(

Poor LG (http://ktwu.wuacc.edu/journeys/releases/sj2001/images/1411.jpg) :(

Microsoft Works. :DMicrosoft Excel.

Peaceful Muslims

How the bloody hell did you get that in before me!?

Original copy.

kinder, gentler, unprovoked genocide?

=^^=
.../\...

I forgot friendly fire

feminine logic.

Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.

good porno

United Nations

Libertarian capitalism

How about humble European? :p

They all seem rather Elitist to me :D

If you were as great as we are, you'd be arrogant too. :p ;)

Theres a user on this forum whos name I like called:

Radical Centrists.

I might make an account called sensible anarchists.

Libertarian activism

I like:
jumbo shrimp, compassionate conservative, and smart blond ;)

American railway.

Hard working American

or

Well educated American.

Funny. :rolleyes:

How about "German peacekeepers"?

American railway.

I don't get it.

Act natural

Hopelessly Optimistic

I don't get it.

Well, the American railway system is a shambles, and compared to the European countries, total crap. Privatization is desperately needed. Now do you get it?

Exact change.

I would say "free trade" (as if there could be any freedom in something as assymetric as trade is). "Free market" too, very similar. Or maybe "freedom to work more", as our lovely (*grin*) far right candidate Sarkozy loves to say... as if people would work "more" because they are free to chose, and not because they are forced to in order to pay for the always increasing bills...

"Equality of chances" is also not bad... if it's "chances", it means losers and winners, so no equality. Those two words together... or how to claim you want equality while doing what you can to widen inequalities.

That's the worst oxymorons I see in daily politics here.

French Resistence

Being in a political party which lost nearly 50 000 of its members fighting the Nazi occupation from inside France, disrupting the Nazi war effort and saving countless jews and others from the Holocaust, I cannot prevent but react most strongly to this absurdity ! I can accept many things and stay quiet, but NOT that you make fun or deny the memory of those who gave their lives for freedom.

I would only quote Guy Moquet's last words (leader of the Youth Communists who was executed with 26 of his comrades at the age of 17 for resisting against the Nazi) and hope they'll make you feel ashamed of what you just said: "Vous qui restez, soyez dignes de nous, les 27 qui allons mourrir" ("You all who remain, by worthy of us, the 27 who will die").

French Victory

French Military Intelligence

Peaceful Extremist

Thoughtful Atheist

Thoughtful Atheist
Tolerant Fundamentalist

Sober writer

(trust me on this. After all, I am a writer.)

Well, the American railway system is a shambles, and compared to the European countries, total crap. Privatization is desperately needed. Now do you get it?

The rail systems in Europe are run by the government. The rail systems in the U.S., while not entirely privatised, are far more so than the ones in Europe.


Also, Dick Van Dyke.

French Victory

French Military Intelligence

Peaceful Extremist

Thoughtful Atheist

Passive Aggressive

Warmongering Hippie

Republian majority with in the next 20 years

Girls On The Internet.

Progressive Isolationist

Thank God I'm an atheist,
Thank Jesus I'm not a Christian,
Thank Yahweh I wasn't a Jew,
Thank Krishna I was never a Hindu
Thank Allah I wasn't a Muslim,
Thank the Goddess I was never Pagan,
Thank the gods I was never polytheistic,
Thank the one true God I'm no longer monotheist,
Thank God I'm an Atheist!

:p

How about "Darknovae"?

How about "Darknovae"?

LOL. :p Never thought of my nation name as an oxymoron, only cool and not taken. :p

LOL. :p Never thought of my nation name as an oxymoron, only cool and not taken. :p

And the thread title, "Fav. oxymoron" is probably an oxymoron as well :p

And the thread title, "Fav. oxymoron" is probably an oxymoron as well :p

Not exactly sure how....
Anyway, I think Microsoft Works is already taken, so I got nothin'.

Well, there's always Fass to prove it.


I interpet sarcasm poorly.

That and I was trying to get someone to accuse me of being a Bushivek, because I've never been accussed of being one and I want to be accussed of being one because it would amuse me.

I'm technically a European; am I elitist?

Ilaer

I'm technically a European; am I elitist?

Ilaer

I'm of European descent, and I live in the USA. Does that make me elitist on sight?

I'm of European descent, and I live in the USA. Does that make me elitist on sight?

I thought simply being American makes you elitist. Or maybe I'm thinking of arrogant...

Well, the American railway system is a shambles, and compared to the European countries, total crap. Privatization is desperately needed. Now do you get it?

American and Railway hardly contradict each other.

Also I love the people just taking two random words and calling it an oxymoron. They have to be something of common use, not just two words out of the dictionary.

American English would be better :p

Also: All alone and talk show.

Non-alcoholic.

Music theory
Aborted baby

I might make an account called sensible anarchists.Redundancy in an oxymoron thread is silly. ;)

Christian Rock

French perfume!

Being in a political party which lost nearly 50 000 of its members fighting the Nazi occupation from inside France, disrupting the Nazi war effort and saving countless jews and others from the Holocaust, I cannot prevent but react most strongly to this absurdity ! I can accept many things and stay quiet, but NOT that you make fun or deny the memory of those who gave their lives for freedom.

I would only quote Guy Moquet's last words (leader of the Youth Communists who was executed with 26 of his comrades at the age of 17 for resisting against the Nazi) and hope they'll make you feel ashamed of what you just said: "Vous qui restez, soyez dignes de nous, les 27 qui allons mourrir" ("You all who remain, by worthy of us, the 27 who will die").

Well, he's right. You wouldn't have lost 50000 members if you'd actually FOUGHT the Nazis. Instead of letting them steamroll you.

Well, he's right. You wouldn't have lost 50000 members if you'd actually FOUGHT the Nazis. Instead of letting them steamroll you.

The complete failure of the french regular army, the inadequacy of their strategy, the insanity of the Maginot line and so all is a fact, but it has nothing to do with the courage of the men who, even after official defeat, decided to give their lives to continue the fight against the Nazi, be it inside the country (the Resistance) or from the UK (the Free French Forces).

The complete failure of the french regular army, the inadequacy of their strategy, the insanity of the Maginot line and so all is a fact, but it has nothing to do with the courage of the men who, even after official defeat, decided to give their lives to continue the fight against the Nazi, be it inside the country (the Resistance) or from the UK (the Free French Forces).

Nevertheless, how in the hell does a country the size of France just completely collapse like that?

Valid opinion.

Indoor plumbing (at least in my neighborhood)

alone together

Middle Class Toff

Toff = Elite group, wealthy, privileged
Middle Class = in the middle, not poor, not rich, but just getting by

Skilled Working Class (or Skilled Lower Class)

Working Class = Unskilled, Low Payed

Don't like the English for their nineteenth century views about social class

Incompetent and arrogant military commanders?
German Space Superiority.

Nevertheless, how in the hell does a country the size of France just completely collapse like that?

Incompetent and arrogant military commanders?

Nevertheless, how in the hell does a country the size of France just completely collapse like that?

Blitzkrieg?

Christian Rock

Christian Yoga. :p

moderate [/insert abrahamic religionist] :p

Surprised no one mentioned this one b4.

Friendly fire.

Western civilization (courtesy Gandhi)

Ordered Chaos.

American and Railway hardly contradict each other.

Also I love the people just taking two random words and calling it an oxymoron. They have to be something of common use, not just two words out of the dictionary.

American English would be better :p

Also: All alone and talk show.

Those make sense. What about American passenger train?

truth in advertising

Those make sense. What about American passenger train?

Don't like trains do you?

Besides, if we are to talk about an oxymoron in America than go with California culture. :p

truth in advertising

Not an oxymoron, just nonexistant :p

hence why it is an oxymoron...

how about honest politician :p

Athletic Scholarship:D

Thank God I'm an atheist,
Thank Jesus I'm not a Christian,
Thank Yahweh I wasn't a Jew,
Thank Krishna I was never a Hindu
Thank Allah I wasn't a Muslim,
Thank the Goddess I was never Pagan,
Thank the gods I was never polytheistic,
Thank the one true God I'm no longer monotheist,
Thank God I'm an Atheist!

:p

No more comments? :( I thought this was good. *sulks and walks away*

My three favs are:

1.)Pretty Ugly
2.)Freezer Burn
3.)Efficient Government

I quite like anecdotal evidence & corporate ethics.

Microsoft works. I apolgise if someone already put that.

Don't like trains do you?

Besides, if we are to talk about an oxymoron in America than go with California culture. :p

No, no, no. I like trains. I don't like American excuses for trains.

Fox News

Fox News

That's why its called Faux News. Duh. :p

How about something a little cultural...

Romeo and Juliett

Open Sandwich

Conservative Ideas