NationStates Jolt Archive


Saved by the...s***?

Congo--Kinshasa
05-04-2007, 03:26
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_nm/china_laundry_dc;_ylt=ApIE8e1Ol79kSxct.hNvGP7MWM0F

Gross.
1010102
05-04-2007, 03:29
wow. I guess she got away by the seat of her pants.
Andaluciae
05-04-2007, 03:29
Oh, deary, deary me.
UNITIHU
05-04-2007, 03:29
There are some people who only fantasize about experiences like that. She should feel honored.
South Lizasauria
05-04-2007, 03:35
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_nm/china_laundry_dc;_ylt=ApIE8e1Ol79kSxct.hNvGP7MWM0F

Gross.

LOL!
IL Ruffino
05-04-2007, 03:35
That dirty girl.
NERVUN
05-04-2007, 03:37
Considering the alternative...
South Lizasauria
05-04-2007, 03:57
Thank God there were no pics.... :eek: :(
Vetalia
05-04-2007, 03:59
Thank God there were no pics.... :eek: :(

/r/ pics plox.
The Nazz
05-04-2007, 04:52
Considering the alternative...

No kidding. I'll swan dive into a diarrhea waterfall if the other alternative is death.
The South Islands
05-04-2007, 04:56
No kidding. I'll swan dive into a diarrhea waterfall if the other alternative is death.

I'm so going to misquote you on that one...

CONTEXT, OUT!
Demented Hamsters
05-04-2007, 05:28
One wonders how much of it was hers, that came out during the fall.
Sel Appa
05-04-2007, 05:42
At least it was only six stories...
Potarius
05-04-2007, 05:50
At least it was only six stories...

...Which is about sixty feet, judging by that particular building's architecture. That's pretty fucking far.

Saved by the shit... She'll have a hell of a story to tell for the rest of her life.
Luporum
05-04-2007, 05:58
...Which is about sixty feet, judging by that particular building's architecture. That's pretty fucking far.

Saved by the shit... She'll have a hell of a story to tell for the rest of her life.

Honestly I wouldn't tell anyone but a therapist about this...

I mean, what if she was trying to kill herself then lands in a mysterious pile of shit? Talk about divine intervention at its worst. :D
Vetalia
05-04-2007, 05:58
I mean, what if she was trying to kill herself then lands in a mysterious pile of shit? Talk about divine intervention at its worst. :D

Shit happens.

I'm surprised nobody has said this yet.
Luporum
05-04-2007, 06:00
Shit happens.

I'm surprised nobody has said this yet.

Before I posted I was like: "Alright, what pun about shit can I use?"

Unfortunately I came up with jack shit. I'm here all night.
MrWho
05-04-2007, 06:02
I wonder if she landed on her back or on her face and got a mouthful.
Vetalia
05-04-2007, 06:03
I wonder if she landed on her back or on her face and got a mouthful.

I'm inclined to think she landed on her face, unless she spun in the air.

Either way, it was a shitty day.
The South Islands
05-04-2007, 06:06
The puns in this thread...:headbang:
MrWho
05-04-2007, 06:06
I'm inclined to think she landed on her face, unless she spun in the air.

Either way, it was a shitty day.

So, when people ask how her day was, she can just say "I got shitfaced".
Luporum
05-04-2007, 06:07
The puns in this thread...:headbang:

Just shit back and enjoy the show :D
Soheran
05-04-2007, 06:10
Thus, God exists.

Undoubtedly, as she fell from the building, an exclamatory reference to excrement passed through her lips; it ascended to God's ears, who listened to her desperate prayer and promptly created that which she asked for in the trajectory of her fall.