NationStates Jolt Archive


Best singles ad ever!

Kedalfax
03-04-2007, 15:45
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal, and sent to me by my father.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....




15,000 men found themselves speaking with the operator at the Atlanta Humane Association.
Accelerus
03-04-2007, 15:51
Am I the only one who thought that the ad was describing a dog?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-04-2007, 16:05
This could set a dangerous precedent! :eek:
Refused-Party-Program
03-04-2007, 16:10
15,000 men found themselves speaking with the operator at the Atlanta Humane Association.

They knew what they were doing...

:eek:
Northern Borders
03-04-2007, 16:15
Am I the only one who thought that the ad was describing a dog?

No. A bitch.
Andaluciae
03-04-2007, 16:16
That's massive quality.
Intangelon
03-04-2007, 16:24
That's a very old Humane Society ploy. Cool, though.