NationStates Jolt Archive


The poster that cried Evil Muslim

Politeia utopia
02-04-2007, 18:58
I am thinking of writing a fable; the story will go somewhat like this,

The protagonist of the fable is a bored NSG poster who entertained himself by calling out "Evil Muslim". :eek: Nearby posters reading his posts found that the alarms were false and that they'd wasted their time. When the poster was actually confronted by a true story, the other posters did not believe his cries for help and the posters ignored him; it served him right for playing tricks.

What do you think? Would it be a success?
Nadkor
02-04-2007, 19:03
It's not really fiction, though, is it?
Politeia utopia
02-04-2007, 19:05
It's not really fiction, though, is it?

Sure it is... It could obviously happen in real life... But it would be strictly fictional...

It would also need some juicy storylines any thoughts?
Sheni
02-04-2007, 19:22
We all know this is based on real events.
Give up, it's not any better when you cry evil Eve/DC then when he cries evil Muslim.
The Treacle Mine Road
02-04-2007, 19:25
Only really got niche appeal. Add a love interest and you might have a chance.
Gravlen
02-04-2007, 19:36
Only really got niche appeal. Add a love interest and you might have a chance.

Hell no! I'm so sick of unprovoked love stories! Remember, there are no gurls on the IntraWeb, and adding one would make the entire thing unbelievable.
Cluichstan
02-04-2007, 19:45
Hell no! I'm so sick of unprovoked love stories! Remember, there are no gurls on the IntraWeb, and adding one would make the entire thing unbelievable.

This is true. The pics we've seen of WYTYG's breasts are big fakes (and I say "big" for a reason :p ).
The Nazz
02-04-2007, 19:45
Hell no! I'm so sick of unprovoked love stories! Remember, there are no gurls on the IntraWeb, and adding one would make the entire thing unbelievable.

I'll remember you fondly, once Neesika and Bottle finish dismembering you. ;)
Cluichstan
02-04-2007, 19:53
I'll remember you fondly, once Neesika and Bottle finish dismembering you. ;)

Neesika is a front, too. She only exists to arouse a handful of NSGers. Thankfully, I see through this evil ploy.

Bottle isn't a woman either. She's an android.

You people haven't figured all of this out yet? :p
Gravlen
02-04-2007, 19:57
This is true. The pics we've seen of WYTYG's breasts are big fakes (and I say "big" for a reason :p ).
*Clears the blast area*
I'll remember you fondly, once Neesika and Bottle finish dismembering you. ;)
Yeah, those guys scare me too :(

:p
Eve Online
02-04-2007, 20:26
I am convinced that Bottle is the result of a lab experiment. Probably one of those mutant hyperintelligent mice from NIMH.
Utracia
02-04-2007, 21:27
Meh, maybe I'll make a nation called "Muslims are teh ebil!!11"


Should go over well with everyone, yes?
Neesika
02-04-2007, 21:30
Neesika is a front, too. She only exists to arouse a handful of NSGers. Thankfully, I see through this evil ploy.

Then why do you keep TGing me with pictures of you in compromising, and...sticky...situations? If you truly believe me to be a 'front' and perhaps even a man, then I think you may be misrepresenting your sexuality here.
Johnny B Goode
02-04-2007, 21:31
I am thinking of writing a fable; the story will go somewhat like this,

The protagonist of the fable is a bored NSG poster who entertained himself by calling out "Evil Muslim". :eek: Nearby posters reading his posts found that the alarms were false and that they'd wasted their time. When the poster was actually confronted by a true story, the other posters did not believe his cries for help and the posters ignored him; it served him right for playing tricks.

What do you think? Would it be a success?

That's been used. :p
Katganistan
02-04-2007, 21:34
And this is not flamebait how?