NationStates Jolt Archive

I was getting ready for a gig yesterday when I heard my wife go 'ow!' in the kitchen. Then I heard my son scamper from the kitchen to the living room and giggle some more. Well, my curiosity piqued, I took a look insie the living room and I saw him petting Evil the cat. Not normal petting, though. Quick long strokes. Evil seemed pleased. Then he bolts back into the kitchen and touches my wife right on the elbow.

'Aah! Stop it!' Then my wife spots me and gives me the 'This is what your DNA has done to our sweet little boy' look. Little Goofball scampers back into the living room and strokes Evil some more. Then he runs over to me and zaps me right on the thigh. Well, I think you know where this headed after that: Begun the Static War has! :)

"Earthworm Jim, he’s such a groovy guy! Earthworm Jim, he rockets through the sky..."

Get a Tesla coil, that'll show the little brat.

What has science done!?

Oh my.

Get a Tesla coil, that'll show the little brat.

I once saw a tesla coil that was powered by a battery from a pickup truck that had an arc that could extend 12 feet. I'll try and find the link.

Your kid has been toying with my apartment LG...I can't even touch a miserable doorknob without being nailed, it's kind of pathetic.

I once saw a tesla coil that was powered by a battery from a pickup truck that had an arc that could extend 12 feet. I'll try and find the link.

It has been a lifelong dream of mine to have a Tesla coil and power source small enough to fit inside a backpack, oh how much fun that would be.

I was getting ready for a gig yesterday when I heard my wife go 'ow!' in the kitchen. Then I heard my son scamper from the kitchen to the living room and giggle some more. Well, my curiosity piqued, I took a look insie the living room and I saw him petting Evil the cat. Not normal petting, though. Quick long strokes. Evil seemed pleased. Then he bolts back into the kitchen and touches my wife right on the elbow.

'Aah! Stop it!' Then my wife spots me and gives me the 'This is what your DNA has done to our sweet little boy' look. Little Goofball scampers back into the living room and strokes Evil some more. Then he runs over to me and zaps me right on the thigh. Well, I think you know where this headed after that: Begun the Static War has! :)

start wearing rubber flipflops... :p

I was getting ready for a gig yesterday when I heard my wife go 'ow!' in the kitchen. Then I heard my son scamper from the kitchen to the living room and giggle some more. Well, my curiosity piqued, I took a look insie the living room and I saw him petting Evil the cat. Not normal petting, though. Quick long strokes. Evil seemed pleased. Then he bolts back into the kitchen and touches my wife right on the elbow.

'Aah! Stop it!' Then my wife spots me and gives me the 'This is what your DNA has done to our sweet little boy' look. Little Goofball scampers back into the living room and strokes Evil some more. Then he runs over to me and zaps me right on the thigh. Well, I think you know where this headed after that: Begun the Static War has! :)Imagine what will happen when little Goofball learns to type and enters NSG.

*Runs away screaming stuff about the end of dasy for NSG due to the mad reign of father and son*

*Runs away screaming stuff about the end of dasy for NSG due to the mad reign of father and son*

Hmmm....

LG: Join me my son! Together, we shall overthrow the mods and rule NSG as father and son!

Mini LG: Nooooooooooo!!! *zaps LG*

:p

I was getting ready for a gig yesterday when I heard my wife go 'ow!' in the kitchen. Then I heard my son scamper from the kitchen to the living room and giggle some more. Well, my curiosity piqued, I took a look insie the living room and I saw him petting Evil the cat. Not normal petting, though. Quick long strokes. Evil seemed pleased. Then he bolts back into the kitchen and touches my wife right on the elbow.

'Aah! Stop it!' Then my wife spots me and gives me the 'This is what your DNA has done to our sweet little boy' look. Little Goofball scampers back into the living room and strokes Evil some more. Then he runs over to me and zaps me right on the thigh. Well, I think you know where this headed after that: Begun the Static War has! :)

Shocking! :eek:

I was getting ready for a gig yesterday when I heard my wife go 'ow!' in the kitchen. Then I heard my son scamper from the kitchen to the living room and giggle some more. Well, my curiosity piqued, I took a look insie the living room and I saw him petting Evil the cat. Not normal petting, though. Quick long strokes. Evil seemed pleased. Then he bolts back into the kitchen and touches my wife right on the elbow.

'Aah! Stop it!' Then my wife spots me and gives me the 'This is what your DNA has done to our sweet little boy' look. Little Goofball scampers back into the living room and strokes Evil some more. Then he runs over to me and zaps me right on the thigh. Well, I think you know where this headed after that: Begun the Static War has! :)

Go forth and teach him the power of the force (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFR-kpmhuVI) then your path shall be complete! *imperial march plays*

I just can't wait for the stories to happen when the kids grow up.

"Look, little LG, it's a family tradition. Every 3-year-old gets zapped in the groin on their birthday."

http://lego.zianet.com/lighthouse/zap.gif

Darth Goofball you are.

I just hope he doens't find my stun gun. :p

I was getting ready for a gig yesterday when I heard my wife go 'ow!' in the kitchen. Then I heard my son scamper from the kitchen to the living room and giggle some more. Well, my curiosity piqued, I took a look insie the living room and I saw him petting Evil the cat. Not normal petting, though. Quick long strokes. Evil seemed pleased. Then he bolts back into the kitchen and touches my wife right on the elbow.

'Aah! Stop it!' Then my wife spots me and gives me the 'This is what your DNA has done to our sweet little boy' look. Little Goofball scampers back into the living room and strokes Evil some more. Then he runs over to me and zaps me right on the thigh. Well, I think you know where this headed after that: Begun the Static War has! :)Just wait, until he has perfected his new weapon... :D
http://www.kevinfreitas.net/img/20050311-30.jpg

LG and his family never cease to amaze and amuse me :)

LG and his family never cease to amaze and amuse me :)

And in some small(huge) way, terrify. But in a fun, 'I wouldn't want to get those guys mad' kind of way.

It is your duty, your DUTY, sah, to teach Little Goofball of rubber-soled shoes, carpeting, and the difference a bit of foot-wiping makes.

Sometimes when I pet my cat I get a shock...I think she does, too, judging by the way she reacts.

What has science done!?

What hasn't it done!?


Oh that's right, prove god.
Good thing they're on different pages anywho.

"Earthworm Jim, he’s such a groovy guy! Earthworm Jim, he rockets through the sky..."


QFT.

LG should resort to this site (http://dangerouslyfun.com/) in retaliation.



Mwahahaha.

LG should resort to this site (http://dangerouslyfun.com/) in retaliation.



Mwahahaha.

Retaliation to his own offshoot, or retaliation to the mongrels on NS, including m'self?

Retaliation to his own offshoot, or retaliation to the mongrels on NS, including m'self?

Perhaps both.

Perhaps both.

Ooooh, tingles! :fluffle:

Science is sexy. Booyah.

Well I for one welcome our new LG overlords.

Well I for one welcome our new LG overlords.

Psychophant.
;)

BTW - i like that particular spelling of it, thank you very much.

Psychophant.
;)

BTW - i like that particular spelling of it, thank you very much.

Me too. :)

My brother couldn't figure out why his cats hated being petted until we figured out that most of the time they get a static shock when people try and pet them, so they think everyone's a dick trying to shock them and thus why they act that way.

Now if we could only get them to learn to shock others...

Well I for one welcome our new LG overlords.

How many new overlords do we have now?

How many new overlords do we have now?

1/0

LG should resort to this site (http://dangerouslyfun.com/) in retaliation.



Mwahahaha.

That website gives me ideas for spring break since april fools
already passed hehe ;)