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the whole middle east be nuked except for Israel for being a democracy?

I should hope not. My pen-pal lives there, wot.

that's the most retarded thing i've read today, including all the lamest april fools gags and deep kimchi's latest offering.

No.

Surely you can't be serious.

If you nuked all the way around Israel then I'm pretty sure Israel would suffer in various ways.

Also, heard of Lebanon?

yea let's kill millions of innocent people just cause we don't really like them or their system of government
:rolleyes:

If you nuked all the way around Israel then I'm pretty sure Israel would suffer in various ways.

Also, heard of Lebanon?

Wouldn't the west be able to aim in a way that it was far enough from Israel not to do any damage whatsoever?

Un fucking believable, even for a fascist brat like you, SL.

If someone asked if Israel should be nuked, they'd be called nazi anti-semitic racist violent assholes.

But all Arabs? No problem. People calmly frown and ponder the question.

Well, I'm not going to be a PC asshole. You are a bigoted, violent and racist ... person... for asking the question.

No but maybe if we nuked the whole Earth because I think moss and fungus could make a better job being the dominant species of the planet :)

http://www.iaaa.org/pulsar/pictures/decjan02/fungus-m-garlick.jpg

I should hope not. My pen-pal lives there, wot.

sure he does ;)

Un fucking believable, even for a fascist brat like you, SL.

If someone asked if Israel should be nuked, they'd be called nazi anti-semitic racist violent assholes.

But all Arabs? No problem. People calmly frown and ponder the question.

Well, I'm not going to be a PC asshole. You are a bigoted, violent and racist ... person... for asking the question.

I didn't state my opinion, I merely asked.

Yes.

NO!
Those damn things should never be used again.

I didn't state my opinion, I merely asked.

Right, right. The Fox News trick. "Is Obama a terrorist?" "Are Liberals evil?"

Very nice. Clever. Let's see if I can get away with it.

"Should South Lizasauria end himself with a 7.65 mm Luger pistol to the head?"

Wouldn't the west be able to aim in a way that it was far enough from Israel not to do any damage whatsoever?

There is such a thing as fallout.

Why don't the people who live in a non-democracy have the right to live?

that's the most retarded thing i've read today, including all the lamest april fools gags and deep kimchi's latest offering.
seriously

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The YTMND April fools are great! ;)

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THATS WHAT I WANTED YOU TO THINK......BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Wouldn't the west be able to aim in a way that it was far enough from Israel not to do any damage whatsoever?
You've never heard of fallout have you?

You've never heard of fallout have you?

Its not like they'd nuke the Isreali borders that have the Arabs on the other side.

Let's nuke Mars. Mars isn't a democracy.

*nod*

Let's nuke Mars. Mars isn't a democracy.

*nod*

Yes, then we get to nuke....the moon.... It is just too hard to live life up there :p

April Fools or not, nuking the Middle East is probably the simplest "soulution" to problems there. However, except for a brief moment of "So there!" I would argue it is not the most satisfactory solution.

If anything should be nuked, it's this thread.

the whole middle east be nuked except for Israel for being a democracy?

Sure. If we were all evil asses.

Sure. If we were all evil asses.

That depends on your outlook on humanity. Whether we're all evil asses or if some of us are less evil than others.

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The YTMND April fools are great! ;)

nice try, but ultimately you fail.

A horrendously poor idea, the fallout would kill millions.

Maybe the solution would be to dump as much atomic waste as possible on Jerusalem, making it uninhabitable for 10,000 years. Then no one would need fight over it.

the whole middle east be nuked except for Israel for being a democracy?

No no. Remove democracy from Israel, and then fire away.

EDIT: insert sarcasm here

Maybe the solution would be to dump as much atomic waste as possible on Jerusalem, making it uninhabitable for 10,000 years. Then no one would need fight over it.

I think we should follow Britain opinion to Serbia in WWI "toe it into the sea and sink it"

everybody loses :)

Well, I'm not going to be a PC asshole. You are a bigoted, violent and racist ... person... for asking the question.

I definitely disagree with you. No one who could pose this question in seriousness deserves to be labeled a person.

Its not like they'd nuke the Isreali borders that have the Arabs on the other side.

....buh?

You do know what "fallout" is don't you?

Hell no.

the whole middle east be nuked except for Israel for being a democracy?

My head hurts now for reading this, thanks. and no to the question.

My head hurts now for reading this, thanks. and no to the question.

*passes high strength asprin*

*passes high strength asprin*

Are muslim allowed to use aspirin?

Are muslim allowed to use aspirin?

They're not Scientologists for Odin's sake.

They're not Scientologists for Odin's sake.

Or Mormon. They like coffee. . .

edit for clarity: Muslim like coffee. Mormon are not allowed.

They're not Scientologists for Odin's sake.

No one's a Sciontologist for ODIN'S sake . . . it's for the sake of some alien guy. :p

No one's a Sciontologist for ODIN'S sake . . . it's for the sake of some alien guy. :p

But the alien guy is a manifestation of Odin, surely?

No one's a Sciontologist for ODIN'S sake . . . it's for the sake of some alien guy. :p

Xenu you blashphemer!

Xenu you blashphemer!

NO THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!! *runs frantically then jumps through a glass window*

Let's nuke Mars. Mars isn't a democracy.

*nod*

Instead of getting into another space race with Russia (and China now), the US should say 'go ahead, please enjoy Mars, we will not look to beat you to it'.

Then, when the spacecraft is on its way, the US should nuke Mars to oblivion.

That would be funny, potentially catastrophic for our system, but funny

"Should South Lizasauria end himself with a 7.65 mm Luger pistol to the head?"

Yes?

owai-

That depends on your outlook on humanity. Whether we're all evil asses or if some of us are less evil than others.

Let's see-A more or less small amount of People who think that Israel should be nuked to the ground, killing hundreds of thousands, if not millions of innocent people: Evil.

People who think the entire Mid-East should be nuked to the ground, directly killing hundreds of millions of people, most of whom are innocent of any crime, and leading the horrible afflictions as a result of Nuclear fall-out, and inciting all-out war among the other countries, causing even more deaths: Slightly... no a lot... no... extraordinarily more evil.

Hmmm... Both are quite evil, but one is just so much more so.

I kinda like the whole 'dump shitloads of toxic waste on Jerusalem' idea. Either that or the city itself should be made its own sovereign nation. People who wanna live there can live there in peace. People who don't can get exiled to a colony in Antarctica.

Surely you can't be serious.

He wasn't being serious, and don't call him Shirley.

He wasn't being serious, and don't call him Shirley.

*cookie*

Worst thread ever.

*cookie*

Yes, I know. :D

the whole middle east be nuked except for Israel for being a democracy?

No, and while you're considering pointing nukes at people, take out the Mount (for the future temple :rolleyes: ) and we can end this stupid imminent bullshit for an indefinite period of time.
Please.

The most polite way of phrasing this is as follows...

WTF?!?!! No. Are you fucking retarded? No rational person can possibly think any good would come out of acting out this prepubescent genocidal fantasy. When you stop having wet dreams you can talk politics, until then keep the ass-hattery to yourself lest it spread into other equally deluded, easily mislead minds.

The most polite way of phrasing this is as follows...

WTF?!?!! No. Are you fucking retarded? No rational person can possibly think any good would come out of acting out this prepubescent genocidal fantasy. When you stop having wet dreams you can talk politics, until then keep the ass-hattery to yourself lest it spread into other equally deluded, easily mislead minds.

Forgive me for trespass, but perhaps you might qualify your intended recipient for this particular post, in this particular thread?
Me, another poster, or OP itself?

Forgive me for trespass, but perhaps you might qualify your intended recipient for this particular post, in this particular thread?
Me, another poster, or OP itself?

The OP of course. I figured it would be obvious, what with me responding irrationally to an irrational suggestion. :)

The OP of course. I figured it would be obvious, what with me responding irrationally to an irrational suggestion. :)

Thank you for indulging me. My experience has left me somewhat jaded in regard to what passes here for "irrational responses" to "irrational suggestions".
:)