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Seriously...it pisses me off. April Fool's Day is nothing more than a cruel prankster's wet dream. Already I've been bombarded with various news ranging from George Bush dying to becoming world dictator, from Chrono Trigger being released on the Wii Virtual Console to a new Chrono series game, from Stephen Colbert--the character--turning gay to Richard Simmons turning straight, and all sorts of other crazy crap

So stop it, pranksters. This stuff just isn't funny. It's cruel, obscene, and idiotic. I hate April Fool's Day...I really do.

It only pisses you off because you aren't a good enough prankster yourself. Or you could just be insanely gullible.
I personally love it. Last year I rigged the doors with those little paper packets that explode when you hit them against something. Hilarity ensued.

Did you know that the Gilmore Girls have turned lesbian with each other? And that Kiefer Sutherland and Chuck Norris are now dating?

Did you know that the Gilmore Girls have turned lesbian with each other? And that Kiefer Sutherland and Chuck Norris are now dating?

That's incest at its hottest.

First rule about April´s 1st? Dont trust anything on April´s 1st.

Sorry man, but you have to be quite stupid to believe in anything today, even if its true. Dont even believe in the truth today. Dont believe in me too.

Scientists have determined pi to be exactly 3!!

you have no sense of humour, then.

It only pisses you off because you aren't a good enough prankster yourself. Or you could just be insanely gullible.
I personally love it. Last year I rigged the doors with those little paper packets that explode when you hit them against something. Hilarity ensued.

I'm horrible at jokes, yes, but I can see through April Fool's Day jokes quite easily. They're just cruel for the most part. If you're going to make a joke, at least make it funny, and don't rely on one day to do it in.

Scientists have determined pi to be exactly 3!!

Damn, that would make things so much easier.

But, of course, stuff from clocks to rockets would stop working properly.

Seriously...it pisses me off. April Fool's Day is nothing more than a cruel prankster's wet dream. Already I've been bombarded with various news ranging from George Bush dying to becoming world dictator, from Chrono Trigger being released on the Wii Virtual Console to a new Chrono series game, from Stephen Colbert--the character--turning gay to Richard Simmons turning straight, and all sorts of other crazy crap

So stop it, pranksters. This stuff just isn't funny. It's cruel, obscene, and idiotic. I hate April Fool's Day...I really do.

This one just sucks more than the others.

There are some good jokes flying about. A good April Fools joke is more elaborate than a "common" joke. Nationdates and the National Security thingie a couple of years ago made me smile :D And Googles was funny and well made.

I like the day, but it can be overdone, it's true...

the only thing i hate about april fool's day is the lame shit that passes as AFD jokes.

the only thing i hate about april fool's day is the lame shit that passes as AFD jokes.

There's definitely that...I don't know how many different April Fool's Day jokes I've had to wade through just to access the sites I normally go to everyday...it's incredibly frustrating.

Seriously...it pisses me off. April Fool's Day is nothing more than a cruel prankster's wet dream. Already I've been bombarded with various news ranging from George Bush dying to becoming world dictator, from Chrono Trigger being released on the Wii Virtual Console to a new Chrono series game, from Stephen Colbert--the character--turning gay to Richard Simmons turning straight, and all sorts of other crazy crap

So stop it, pranksters. This stuff just isn't funny. It's cruel, obscene, and idiotic. I hate April Fool's Day...I really do.



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There's definitely that...I don't know how many different April Fool's Day jokes I've had to wade through just to access the sites I normally go to everyday...it's incredibly frustrating.

Since you apparently get around the Internet...I could not find an April Fool's joke in The Onion today. Any idea where it might be?

Since you apparently get around the Internet...I could not find an April Fool's joke in The Onion today. Any idea where it might be?

I don't read The Onion.

I don't read The Onion.

You should. It's just as satirical as NationStates General, but intentionally so. :)

Emo boy!

Yhbt

First rule about April´s 1st? Dont trust anything on April´s 1st.

Sorry man, but you have to be quite stupid to believe in anything today, even if its true. Dont even believe in the truth today. Dont believe in me too.

But... you're telling me not to believe anything on april first, but you told me that on april first so I don't believe it... so I do... so I don't...

AGH BRAIN FREEZE

i haven't seen LG on yet today. i wanna know what pranks he's pulled today :D

although LG's more of a physical prankster i think whereas april fools is a, um, not physical prank day. whatever, i'm sure he's managed to pull some good pranks anyway :)

Did you know that the Gilmore Girls have turned lesbian with each other?

*drools*

No wonder why I love that show! (and the writing too.)

Well, you don't like April Fool's day... but I do because it's my birthday! :D

Lucky me I live in Spain and this is just another day; Our kinda "April fool's" is on December 28 :D

meh.. I don't hate it, but wouldn't miss it. hell I didn't even think about it being fools day until I checked wowwiki last night and seen they had changed it to meowwiki and had everything related to kitty cats. I then forgot about it again, visited here and seen the Bush dead thread title .. but then I read it hehe

i haven't seen LG on yet today. i wanna know what pranks he's pulled today :D

although LG's more of a physical prankster i think whereas april fools is a, um, not physical prank day. whatever, i'm sure he's managed to pull some good pranks anyway :)

Not as good as I had hoped. due to a lack of helpers this year, I had to tone back my traditional April Fools prank. Still, if you are in western Connecticut, be on the lookout for glow in the dark mice. :)

Not as good as I had hoped. due to a lack of helpers this year, I had to tone back my traditional April Fools prank. Still, if you are in western Connecticut, be on the lookout for glow in the dark mice. :)

Well, that explains the mushroom cloud.

Well, that explains the mushroom cloud.

It was there when I got there. I just took advantage. ;)

Nah. I just raided some pet stores and bought all the snake food I could get my hands on, decorated them with glow in the dark body paint and dropped them off around town in small batches. :)

Scientists have determined pi to be exactly 3!!

Wait, pi is 720? *waves at NG*

Seriously...it pisses me off. April Fool's Day is nothing more than a cruel prankster's wet dream. Already I've been bombarded with various news ranging from George Bush dying to becoming world dictator, from Chrono Trigger being released on the Wii Virtual Console to a new Chrono series game, from Stephen Colbert--the character--turning gay to Richard Simmons turning straight, and all sorts of other crazy crap

So stop it, pranksters. This stuff just isn't funny. It's cruel, obscene, and idiotic. I hate April Fool's Day...I really do.

lolz

Did you know that the Gilmore Girls have turned lesbian with each other?
That'd be so hot.

Wait, pi is 720? *waves at NG*


ahh... 6!
good one

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Aww, April Fools day is good fun. Teehee. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409258&highlight=time+to+say+goodbye)

Aww, April Fools day is good fun. Teehee. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409258&highlight=time+to+say+goodbye)

Ah yes, I remember that thread almost perfectly (now perfectly, since I just read through it). And whaddya know, I have the last post!

And look at my sig's fruity colors!

Seriously...it pisses me off. April Fool's Day is nothing more than a cruel prankster's wet dream. Already I've been bombarded with various news ranging from George Bush dying to becoming world dictator, from Chrono Trigger being released on the Wii Virtual Console to a new Chrono series game, from Stephen Colbert--the character--turning gay to Richard Simmons turning straight, and all sorts of other crazy crap

So stop it, pranksters. This stuff just isn't funny. It's cruel, obscene, and idiotic. I hate April Fool's Day...I really do.

If AFD was the worst thing in the world, I think we could all agree to celebrate it every day :fluffle: