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Yes, after several years and letters, Tribes and I are getting married.

Yes, after several years and letters, Tribes and I are getting married.

Mazel Tov! :fluffle: :D

Without pics of the wedding night, it hasn't happened.

This day is starting to wear on me.

May your union be a blessed and fruitful one.

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congratulations. im sure you will be very happy together.

and

what fass said.

Congratulations and jubilations dee dum dumm dee dee dum dum de Cliff Richard song...

Without pics of the wedding night, it hasn't happened.

This day is starting to wear on me.
It's Tribes! Wasn't that the kid with sand in his vagina? You don't really wanna see..
You are oh so right. Still waiting for any RL 'funniness', though, thank The Elk.

I demand a bridesmaid to sleep with.
*eyes SoWiBi*
;)

I demand a bridesmaid to sleep with.
*eyes SoWiBi*
;)

Me too, I get the hot one.

It's Tribes! Wasn't that the kid with sand in his vagina? You don't really wanna see..Aye. Of course, it's also the guy with that really sexy voice... So maybe we could all agree on an audio sample instead?

I demand a bridesmaid to sleep with.
*eyes SoWiBi*
;)

.. and of all women and woman-wannabes in the thread, you pick the lesbian with a penchant for swift knee-groin contact with her male surroundings? Bad choice, start again from square one. ;P

.. and of all women and woman-wannabes in the thread, you pick the lesbian with a penchant for swift knee-groin contact with her male surroundings? Bad choice, start again from square one. ;P

he be fine he's taken on kangaroo's

Me too, I get the hot one.

Same comment goes to you. ;P

I'll take the strippers from the stag night. ( No guy ones though)

It's Tribes! Wasn't that the kid with sand in his vagina? You don't really wanna see..
You are oh so right. Still waiting for any RL 'funniness', though, thank The Elk.

You're right, I don't, but I still sort of do.
No one here has tried anything with me either yet. Damn them!

*throws rice at*

Aye. Of course, it's also the guy with that really sexy voice... So maybe we could all agree on an audio sample instead?
Ah, I've already gotten myself one of those, and plenty audio samples of him, too, so I'll pass on that generous offer and allow some other poor, deprived soul to take you up on it. ;P

Same comment goes to you. ;P
I didn't say it had to be you:p

.. and of all women and woman-wannabes in the thread, you pick the lesbian with a penchant for swift knee-groin contact with her male surroundings? Bad choice, start again from square one. ;P

I was just keeping an eye on the competition :p

I just want a huge wedding party where the members of The Family (La Famiglia) to meet and... lay plans for the future.

I want an offer I can't refuse, damnit!

You're right, I don't, but I still sort of do.
No one here has tried anything with me either yet. Damn them!
I keep forgetting you're a weirdo like that.
Damn them?! Mine'll be damned the second they try something.. though I'm still not sure whether my mate's offer to take me out for Subway's instead of cooking is a valid offer or an 01.04. one..

I didn't say it had to be you:p
There are other hot women on the internets? *ducks after Witt-Witt comes storming into the thread*
I was just keeping an eye on the competition :p
I hope you don't insinuate that you want to call yourself 'competition' here, now. ;P

I just want a huge wedding party where the members of The Family (La Famiglia) to meet and... lay plans for the future.

I want an offer I can't refuse, damnit!

Give us $500,000 or a Bosnian stripper will bite your dick off. :)

Depends on whether the bride-maids are on the internet;)

Depends on whether the bride-maids are on the internet;)Depends on if I'm a bridesmaid. ;) Oh, who am I kidding *rolleyes*

Depends on if I'm a bridesmaid. ;) Oh, who am I kidding *rolleyes*


yes who are you kidding

Depends on if I'm a bridesmaid. ;) Oh, who am I kidding *rolleyes*
Indeed, let's do it.:p

Ah, I've already gotten myself one of those, and plenty audio samples of him, too, so I'll pass on that generous offer and allow some other poor, deprived soul to take you up on it. ;P

Which reminds me, we need to do another one of those threads.

Oh, and I've somehow lost my CDs...you might be the only one out there with copies of my songs, lady.

Which reminds me, we need to do another one of those threads.
We do? I think what we really do need is to get one stickied, player-profile like.

Oh, and I've somehow lost my CDs...you might be the only one out there with copies of my songs, lady.

That's a shame to hear; I hope you find them again.

And, well.. I treasured them before, but I shall do so even more now. And, umm, remembering that I did ask permission before distributing, I can safely say that it is not only I, but also a good handful of friends and flatmates who have such copies ;P

Give us $500,000 or a Bosnian stripper will bite your dick off. :)

Pfft! That's no proper offer. Really, I'm disappointed in you young man. And you're getting married? That was nowhere near as subtle as a gun to my head. :rolleyes:
Youngins...

:p

I hope you don't insinuate that you want to call yourself 'competition' here, now. ;P

Less competition and more of a vulture, there to get the leftovers when you're finished.

Yes, after several years and letters, Tribes and I are getting married.

Good luck!

Indeed, let's do it.:p:eek: *shiftyeyes*

Which reminds me, we need to do another one of those threads. We do.

Oh, and I've somehow lost my CDs...you might be the only one out there with copies of my songs, lady.Not at all. (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/Img0309.jpg)

Yes, after several years and letters, Tribes and I are getting married.

WOOOOOOO! Congradulations!

Pfft! That's no proper offer. Really, I'm disappointed in you young man. And you're getting married? That was nowhere near as subtle as a gun to my head. :rolleyes:
Youngins...

:p

Okay, give Little Johnny the part in the movie or else a Bosnian stripper may or may not bite your dick off.

Not at all. (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/Img0309.jpg)

No. Effin. Way!

*beams*

So cool:) Somehow, someway you should help me get some of those songs back!!!

Less competition and more of a vulture, there to get the leftovers when you're finished.
Now there's a young man who knows his place. *approves, pats* I shall duly think of you when it's free giveaways time again.

Not at all. (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/Img0309.jpg)

Wow, you're even more hardcore than me, eh? (http://i9.tinypic.com/2wp3v4n.jpg) (At least I have the cooler desktop... *tzz*)

No. Effin. Way!

*beams*

So cool:) Somehow, someway you should help me get some of those songs back!!!Seriously? They're still on my computer - I could either upload them or just send you a CD to avoid dying of old age while waiting for rapidshare to upload them.

Wow, you're even more hardcore than me, eh?Buh?

Somehow, this board is even more retarded on April Fool's day.

I'm getting married on May 5th, incidentally. My betrothed goes under the name 'Wickermen' here on NS...

Seriously? They're still on my computer - I could either upload them or just send you a CD to avoid dying of old age while waiting for rapidshare to upload them.
Actually, I'd be fine with just Gracias a la Vida...I want to share it with someone who hasn't heard it, and don't want to go through the pain of doing a new recording. I will then hunt down a relative who has a copy somewhere :)

Oh, and The Pantless Hero? Jokes on you, brotha...NS is just as ridiculous as ever.

I'm getting married on May 5th, incidentally. My betrothed goes under the name 'Wickermen' here on NS...

Haven't seen her around so far, but I've been looking...damn, May 5th is fast approaching!

Somehow, this board is even more retarded on April Fool's day.

Yes, it makes it a little hard to believe anything on here given this very special day. :p

Yes, it makes it a little hard to believe anything on here given this very special day. :p

What...are you trying to insinuate that Neo and Tribes are in fact NOT getting married?

Oh come off it now...

Yes, it makes it a little hard to believe anything on here given this very special day. :p

i'm sad to say i'm now in monday :(

I'm getting married on May 5th, incidentally. My betrothed goes under the name 'Wickermen' here on NS...For real? Did you meet on NS or did NS come later?

Actually, I'd be fine with just Gracias a la Vida...I want to share it with someone who hasn't heard it, and don't want to go through the pain of doing a new recording. I will then hunt down a relative who has a copy somewhere :)Edit: *link deleted*

It actually only took a couple minutes, so if you want, I can easily upload the others too and send you the links in a TG (might have to split it into two days because of the upload limit).

It actually only took a couple minutes, so if you want, I can easily upload the others too and send you the links in a TG (might have to split it into two days because of the upload limit).Really? You would do that for me? *gets all teary eyed*

Yes please, I was really upset to find I'd lost all my copies. You so rock my socks!

Oh, oops...actually, can you take that link down now? I got the song, thanks thanks thanks...but...

For real? Did you meet on NS or did NS come later?
Oh, much much later. We're active on different boards, mostly. After all, if we want to talk, all we have to do is turn our heads and speak to one another (we've actually been together for 18 years, we're just getting around to solemnizing the relationship in front of friends and family now, though).

Damnit, that girl was quicker than me! I guess I just missed my one and only chance to rock Sin's socks.. I shall go forth and weep, now.

Now there's a young man who knows his place. *approves, pats* I shall duly think of you when it's free giveaways time again.

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Will you be my first mate? You get a nice white burka.

Damnit, that girl was quicker than me! I guess I just missed my one and only chance to rock Sin's socks.. I shall go forth and weep, now.

That'll teach you not to put out with more haste!

Will you be my first mate? You get a nice white burka.
I'd be honoured!
That'll teach you not to put out with more haste!

Put out faster, words to live by.

What...are you trying to insinuate that Neo and Tribes are in fact NOT getting married?

Oh come off it now...

I would be more likely to believe something that wasn't posted on April 1st. No matter how sensible it may seem. ;)

Haven't seen her around so far, but I've been looking...damn, May 5th is fast approaching!

...And some bad news: moths got to my kilt. It can't be repaired, and it can't be replaced in time. I did find my Skeine Du, though luckily; I thought I'd lost it some time back. So, a suit it'll have to be, with a note to self to invest in a new kilt later this year.

Here's my tartan, though:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/ancientredmacpherson.jpg

Although my family predates the Scots Clans, we are entitled to wear the tartans of several prominent Clans, including the MacPherson. I personally prefer the 'Ancient Red' MacPherson pictured above. All the others looked a little too dour to suit my tastes.

...And some bad news: moths got to my kilt. It can't be repaired, and it can't be replaced in time. I did find my Skeine Du, though luckily; I thought I'd lost it some time back. So, a suit it'll have to be, with a note to self to invest in a new kilt later this year.

Here's my tartan, though:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/ancientredmacpherson.jpg

Although my family predates the Scots Clans, we are entitled to wear the tartans of several prominent Clans, including the MacPherson. I personally prefer the 'Ancient Red' MacPherson pictured above. All the others looked a little too dour to suit my tastes.

thats not good to hear
my family tree leads back to two Scots Clans

Sorry to hear about the damage done to your kilt, Dobbs. Damn :(

Okay, give Little Johnny the part in the movie or else a Bosnian stripper may or may not bite your dick off.

Little Johnny never gets that part. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big poster, and I'm gonna run him out of the forum - and let me tell you why: Little Johnny ruined one of International Incidents most valuable posters. For five hours we had her under training - posting lessons, IC-acting lessons, no-godmodding-lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of seconds and at least a buck ninetythree on her, I was gonna make her a famous poster - maybe even a moderator! And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted spammer, and that it's not about that dollar and the cents: She was intelligent; she was spammy; she was kinda innocent; She used smilies only when needed. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the forum. And then Little Johnny comes along with his olive oil slick typing and guinea charm, and she lol's, makes a good-bye thread and runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a spammer in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

...or something like that...

Really? You would do that for me? *gets all teary eyed*

Yes please, I was really upset to find I'd lost all my copies. You so rock my socks!

Oh, oops...actually, can you take that link down now? I got the song, thanks thanks thanks...but...the file has my real name so, yeah.Done. Never even realized that was your name, either. I make a truly pathetic stalker. :rolleyes:

Oh, much much later. We're active on different boards, mostly. After all, if we want to talk, all we have to do is turn our heads and speak to one another (we've actually been together for 18 years, we're just getting around to solemnizing the relationship in front of friends and family now, though).18 years! *stands in awe* I always thought you were maybe 27 or so...

...And some bad news: moths got to my kilt.Fuck moths! They ate my Bolivian alpaca gloves and a fabulous woollen scarf. I bought superpoisonous moth nukes and put them in my wardrobe today. Apparently I'd rather get a cancerous rash than having those little fuckers chew through my clothes again. Oh well.

Will you be my first mate? You get a nice white burka.
Does she get control of the bridge when you are off banging the second mate?

I wonder what grisly item is going to be found under your bedcovers in the morning...

Little Johnny never gets that part. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big poster, and I'm gonna run him out of the forum - and let me tell you why: Little Johnny ruined one of International Incidents most valuable posters. For five hours we had her under training - posting lessons, IC-acting lessons, no-godmodding-lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of seconds and at least a buck ninetythree on her, I was gonna make her a famous poster - maybe even a moderator! And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted spammer, and that it's not about that dollar and the cents: She was intelligent; she was spammy; she was kinda innocent; She used smilies only when needed. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the forum. And then Little Johnny comes along with his olive oil slick typing and guinea charm, and she lol's, makes a good-bye thread and runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a spammer in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

...or something like that...
*backs away slowly*

Little Johnny never gets that part. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big poster, and I'm gonna run him out of the forum - and let me tell you why: Little Johnny ruined one of International Incidents most valuable posters. For five hours we had her under training - posting lessons, IC-acting lessons, no-godmodding-lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of seconds and at least a buck ninetythree on her, I was gonna make her a famous poster - maybe even a moderator! And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted spammer, and that it's not about that dollar and the cents: She was intelligent; she was spammy; she was kinda innocent; She used smilies only when needed. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the forum. And then Little Johnny comes along with his olive oil slick typing and guinea charm, and she lol's, makes a good-bye thread and runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a spammer in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

...or something like that...

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Little Johnny never gets that part. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big poster, and I'm gonna run him out of the forum - and let me tell you why: Little Johnny ruined one of International Incidents most valuable posters. For five hours we had her under training - posting lessons, IC-acting lessons, no-godmodding-lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of seconds and at least a buck ninetythree on her, I was gonna make her a famous poster - maybe even a moderator! And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted spammer, and that it's not about that dollar and the cents: She was intelligent; she was spammy; she was kinda innocent; She used smilies only when needed. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the forum. And then Little Johnny comes along with his olive oil slick typing and guinea charm, and she lol's, makes a good-bye thread and runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a spammer in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

...or something like that...

Dude... it sounds as if someone needs a drink. Or at least a fluffle. :fluffle:

I wonder what grisly item is going to be found under your bedcovers in the morning...
I must admit, I fear for my donkey :(

Poor Pedro...
*backs away slowly*
Leave the gun.

Take the chocolates.

Although my family predates the Scots Clans, we are entitled to wear the tartans of several prominent Clans, including the MacPherson.
Forgive my skepticism, but how exactly have you traced your family tree back to before 800 BCE, when the Scottish clan system started in earnest?

I always take these claims of clan heritage with a pinch of salt, especially as written records of parentage only exist from about the 1500s onwwards.

Hate to spoil the party, but as a Scot, I feel some basic Scottish history is needed before everyone and their dog starts claiming they can trace their family back to the Stone Age. The tartan system, along with a huge amount of clan 'heritage' was invented in the late 1800s by over-enthusiastic Victorian gentlemen. Authentic plaid was never divided into clan colours, and certainly was never as bright and colourful as certain kilt proprieters would have you believe. Indeed, the kilt is a wholly modern invention.

You want an authentic teuchter heuchter outfit? Get yourself a brown shawl, wrap yourself in it, then go rustle some cattle.

Methinks a combination of Victorian romanticism for 'Bonny Scotland', the absurdities of Hollywood, and money-grabbing geneaology 'experts' have a lot to answer for.

I must admit, I fear for my donkey :(

Poor Pedro...

look i have not left a horses or donkeys head in someones bed for years

Really? You would do that for me? *gets all teary eyed*

Yes please, I was really upset to find I'd lost all my copies. You so rock my socks! I'm done already, if you can believe it, and sent you all the links. Never have I seen Rapidshare be this lightspeed-y. I hope it's not an April Fool's joke. *shakes fist*

I must admit, I fear for my donkey :(

Poor Pedro...So it was you. Did a pretty good job not sounding like you.

look i have not left a horses or donkeys head in someones bed for years
What's to stop you from doing it again now though, eh? Maybe even write it off as an "April fools joke"? Hmmm?
So it was you. Did a pretty good job not sounding like you.
Actually, if you're thinking about Pedro the Forum Donkey it honestly wasn't me. I just introduced the concept during the Office Party Thread. :)

Haven't seen that incarnation/puppet around lately though.

Actually, if you're thinking about Pedro the Forum Donkey it honestly wasn't me. I just introduced the concept during the Office Party Thread. :)

Haven't seen that incarnation/puppet around lately though.
Would you lie to me, Gravlen?

You two have almost the same sig!

What's to stop you from doing it again now though, eh? Maybe even write it off as an "April fools joke"? Hmmm?

as it's Monday now and April fools was yesterday

Give us $500,000 or a Bosnian stripper will bite your dick off. :)You dare threaten me!?!?!

I shall now release the Vikings upon you!

*Evil Laugh*

as it's Monday now and April fools was yesterday
If you're on one side of the world.

I've still got four and a half hours of April Fool's high jinks to go around.

Would you lie to me, Gravlen?
Perish the thought! :eek:

...

Well...

Not about this at least. ;)
I wish I could say who it really was, but I actually don't know. And I am a bit curious. I just checked, and it seems the nation doesn't exist anymore. At least, a simple search could not find it for me. My money's on Ifreann though...

You two have almost the same sig!
We did? :confused: I can't remember what he had...

So, you guys met here in the forum?

Wow, that is great. Maybe I have a chance with Cabra West and Chandelier.

Of course Cabra West lives in another continent, and Chandelier is 17 and despises sex and blouses, but those are just details.

Perish the thought! :eek:

...

Well...

Not about this at least. ;)
I wish I could say who it really was, but I actually don't know. And I am a bit curious. I just checked, and it seems the nation doesn't exist anymore. At least, a simple search could not find it for me. My money's on Ifreann though...

We did? :confused: I can't remember what he had...A :cool: smiley and a couple of words or something. Mainly just a :cool: smiley.

...

Well...

Not about this at least. ;)
I wish I could say who it really was, but I actually don't know. And I am a bit curious. I just checked, and it seems the nation doesn't exist anymore. At least, a simple search could not find it for me. My money's on Ifreann though...

And here I thought Ruffy was the one to turn all accusations and guesses to. We aren't withdrawing his designation as "the usual suspect" are we? :eek:

So, you guys met here in the forum?

Wow, that is great. Maybe I have a chance with Cabra West and Chandelier.So cute.* :p Sshhh, they're two random guys. They're not really getting married.



* Unless you were being sarcastic in a very cute way, then nevermind.

So cute.* :p Sshhh, they're two random guys. They're not really getting married.



* Unless you were being sarcastic in a very cute way, then nevermind.

Well, I was trying to be creepy, but it looks like it backfired.

Anyway, what about you? Are you married? Are you russian?

Ok, as much as I might like to take credit for Pedro, I can't.

So therefore I hereby urge the puppetmaster of Pedro The Forum Donkey to step forward and recieve his or her just acclaim (and/or blame ;)) and thusly satisfy my raving curiousity on this matter.

This thread is as good a place to do just that as any.

*Waits*

So, you guys met here in the forum?

Wow, that is great. Maybe I have a chance with Cabra West and Chandelier.

Of course Cabra West lives in another continent, and Chandelier is 17 and despises sex and blouses, but those are just details.

Are you calling me British, you bastard?

Are you calling me British, you bastard?

No, I´m calling you a son of a bitch.

Anyway, who the hell are you?

Are you calling me British, you bastard?

And what's WRONG with being British? :p

Well, I was trying to be creepy, but it looks like it backfired.

Anyway, what about you? Are you married? Are you russian?Both, actually.

No, I´m calling you a son of a bitch.

Anyway, who the hell are you?

I am an asshole, thank you very much.

I am

And what's WRONG with being British? :p

Because it's not Native American.

Congratulations. I give you a copy of my AI program as a wedding gift, as well as this vial of self-replicating nanorobots.

Sincerly,
The Technocratic Empire of Vetalia

Congratulations. I give you a copy of my AI program as a wedding gift, as well as this vial of self-replicating nanorobots.

Sincerly,
The Technocratic Empire of Vetalia

I want you to be one of the brides maids.

I want you to be one of the brides maids.

I'm a man! I can spare some gynoids, however.

Although I am flattered.

This wedding better have an open bar. Otherwise....

*trails off ominously*

I want you to be one of the brides maids.

And I want a russian bride.

APRIL FOOLS!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL


:)

And I want a russian bride.

One of those mail order ones? To marry some fat middle aged guy who will attack your individuality and use you for sex? Surely you can do better! :eek: ;)

One of those mail order ones? To marry some fat middle aged guy who will attack your individuality and use you for sex? Surely you can do better! :eek: ;)

They are cheap and hot. And some of them dont speak english.

And if they bother me I can just call ilegal imigration.

They are the perfect women: hot, dont talk, dont complain, and if they do, you can get rid of them.

I'm a man! I can spare some gynoids, however.

Although I am flattered.

So am I. John Keynes is coming.

This wedding better have an open bar. Otherwise....

*trails off ominously*

Of course. Wouldn't have it in any other way.

Just pretend the divorce rate in America isn't 50%.

Assuming of course you are American and that this thread isn't an April's fool prank.

Of course. Wouldn't have it in any other way.

*cheers*

If the police aren't called than it isn't a true wedding celebration. :p

Just pretend the divorce rate in America isn't 50%.

Assuming of course you are American and that this thread isn't an April's fool prank.

:eek: You think that... Nooo. You think? Nooooooooo! You? NOOOOOOOOO! :eek:

May your union be a blessed and fruitful one.

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Fruitful, you say? :p

Fruitful, you say? :p :rolleyes: :p

:rolleyes: :p

:fluffle: (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/104500/104619DiKH_w.jpg)

Haven't seen her around so far, but I've been looking...damn, May 5th is fast approaching!

Wha... huh?

Oh right - wedding. Dobb's stiff aunt and his tax advisor will be soo happy. Yeah, I'm a romantic. I am disappointed about the moth-eaten kilt. At least with the kilt, one of us would have been in a skirt.

Wha... huh?

Oh right - wedding. Dobb's stiff aunt and his tax advisor will be soo happy. Yeah, I'm a romantic. I am disappointed about the moth-eaten kilt. At least with the kilt, one of us would have been in a skirt.
That's the spirit.

Just pretend the divorce rate in America isn't 50%.

Assuming of course you are American and that this thread isn't an April's fool prank.

It's not, that's a really stupid statistic made by comparing the amount of marriages this year with the amount of divorces this year (that were married anytime ever).
It's never been 50%.

When's the bachelor party / bridal shower? And who are the best people / people of honour? :)

Wow...

When's the bachelor party / bridal shower? And who are the best people / people of honour? :)

The bachelor party starts right about now.

I'd like you to be the grenadier and destroy all the animals in our way.

Everyone is invited to FREE beer and FREE food.

http://www.cyberarmy.net/files/fun/Beer,%20All%20a%20Man%20needs....jpg

A post with no words in it!?

IMPOSSIBLE!

A post with no words in it!?

IMPOSSIBLE!

Exactly. It's the alcohol in your brain. Start drinking, you capitalist flop.

Wha... huh?

Oh right - wedding. Dobb's stiff aunt and his tax advisor will be soo happy. Yeah, I'm a romantic. I am disappointed about the moth-eaten kilt. At least with the kilt, one of us would have been in a skirt.

Hello, my betrothed. Yes, your sense of romance is... erm, it's... it's bigger than a breadbox, anyway.

Hello, my betrothed. Yes, your sense of romance is... erm, it's... it's bigger than a breadbox, anyway.

I'll thank you to leave my box out of this Dobbs.

I'm doing what now?

I'm doing what now?

GETTING MARRIED!!! :D :fluffle: :gundge:

SHOOP DA WOOP!

Bloody Vegas...

I should be the best man dammit. Somebody's got to keep Tribes drunk while this whole fiasco is taking place.

Wait... he doesn't need my help for that. Carry on.

I'm sorry, what? I was too busy flirting with the bar. She's got beautiful optics and a tremendous set of pipes, plus some great jugs to play with.

It'll never last. Photoshop and drawing tablets make it so easy to forge. Muhahaha....