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Just a few days ago I found out I'm about to be a father in eight months if everything goes well. Blessings are welcome :)

Damn, if it had been anything else, I'd have said 'NO'.

But grudgingly...congratulations.

Congratulations! I hope all goes well for you and yours. =^_^=

Felicitations.

Var detta planerat och eftersökt, eller en lycklig olycka?

Way to be fertile!

'Grats!

Save me an NS cigar.

Excellento!

Congrats and hope all goes well for you and yours

:D

Way to be fertile!

Supposedly.

Just a few days ago I found out I'm about to be a father in eight months if everything goes well. Blessings are welcome :)

Kewl. Congrats. And I have reached my 1900th post. Congratulate me too! :p

Damn, if it had been anything else, I'd have said 'NO'.

But grudgingly...congratulations.

Awww, must be hard for you, but it warms my heart, thank you :)

Congratulations! I hope all goes well for you and yours. =^_^=

Thank you and so do I, obviously ;)

Supposedly.

True. I dare say Sweden does have milkmen, and various other stereotypical cuckolds.

Felicitations.

Var detta planerat och eftersökt, eller en lycklig olycka?

Lycklig olycka får jag nog säga, mycket lycklig :) Jag har ju trots allt kommit till den ålder då det börjar bli lämpligt att yngla av sig haha...

Way to be fertile!

Yeah!


...


Well, a chuckload of unprotected humping can do that... quantity and not quality might be the factor here hehehe...

'Grats!

Save me an NS cigar.

I can only afford Romeo y Julietas, but I'll be sure to send everyone here a virtual one on the day of the occation... I'll even smuggle them through the US embargo ;)

Excellento!

Congrats and hope all goes well for you and yours

:D


Thank you, thank you!

I'm still a bit in shock, but I'm slowly returning to reality :D

I hope you are a hard sleeper.

Supposedly.

True. I dare say Sweden does have milkmen, and various other stereotypical cuckolds.


HMPF! I'll scoff at you both until she gives birth to a hispanic baby... then I will turn gay ;)

No offense intended, but why exactly do we congratulate fathers to be? It's not like getting a woman pregnant is hard work or anything (well, unless there are fertility issues) . . .

I hope you are a hard sleeper.

I'm dead to the world once I fall asleep. I need three alarms just to open my eyes... do babies have a snooze-button?

Lycklig olycka får jag nog säga, mycket lycklig :) Jag har ju trots allt kommit till den ålder då det börjar bli lämpligt att yngla av sig haha...

Precis det ord jag brukar använda om er avelsston. :p *undrar om regeln att inte fråga en dam av en viss ålder om just denna gäller för herrar likaså, och om jag inte skulle ha skrivit "hingst" istället*

No offense intended, but why exactly do we congratulate fathers to be? It's not like getting a woman pregnant is hard work or anything (well, unless there are fertility issues) . . .

It's a tradition I guess, kind of like gratualting a friend who wins the lottery. And in silence we go green with envy ;)

True. I dare say Sweden does have milkmen,

We do? For all my years here, I've never seen one.

No offense intended, but why exactly do we congratulate fathers to be? It's not like getting a woman pregnant is hard work or anything (well, unless there are fertility issues) . . .

It's more polite than saying 'Ha-ha fucker!'.

And some guys get all excited about being a dad. So congratulations are in order.

Precis det ord jag brukar använda om er avelsston. :p *undrar om regeln att inte fråga en dam av en viss ålder om just denna gäller för herrar likaså, och om jag inte skulle ha skrivit "hingst" istället*

Haha, jag kommer vara 25 när den ploppar ut i slutet av november :D Dessutom är väl åldersfrågeregeln hopplöst omodern i dessa tider av plastikkirurgi och botox? Folk vill ju bli frågade om sin ålder bara för att kunna säga att de ser yngre ut än de är hehe...

It's more polite than saying 'Ha-ha fucker!'.

And some guys get all excited about being a dad. So congratulations are in order.

Well, in the case of becoming a dad, 'Ha-ha fucker!' is actually kind of fitting, ain't it? ;)

I'm dead to the world once I fall asleep. I need three alarms just to open my eyes... do babies have a snooze-button?

Snooze button my arse!

Get ready to be like a zombie from the world of no sleep eva! But they are lovely and wonderful little miracles...I know I have three, and from the moment it is born, it will own your heart. :D

Haha, jag kommer vara 25 när den ploppar ut i slutet av november :D Dessutom är väl åldersfrågeregeln hopplöst omodern i dessa tider av plastikkirurgi och botox? Folk vill ju bli frågade om sin ålder bara för att kunna säga att de ser yngre ut än de är hehe...

Usch och fy, jag är ett år yngre än du och finner denna ålder inte alls passande för fortplantning. Tyvärr är du bara en i raden av mina jämnåriga att inte inse vilken illusoriskt stressande effekt ni har på mig.

All artighet, min käre befruktare, är omodern nuförtiden, men vad annat nytt?

Snooze button my arse!

Get ready to be like a zombie from the world of no sleep eva! But they are lovely and wonderful little miracles...I know I have three, and from the moment it is born, it will own your heart. :D

Hmm, chaning dipers might work as a snooze button though... or feeding... not quite as convenient maybe, but I'll get my daddy-time for sure... and now I finally have a good excuse to buy all those great LEGO things I've wanted for years! :D

We do? For all my years here, I've never seen one.

Well, if milkmen don't deliver your milk then who does?

It's more polite than saying 'Ha-ha fucker!'.

And some guys get all excited about being a dad. So congratulations are in order.

I can understand being excited, it just seems that to be congratulated you should actually have to DO something that is at least a little bit difficult. Now if he turns out to be a good father (and I have no reason to doubt that he will be - I would just like to wait for proof of such before commentary) that will be worthy of congratulation.

Well, if milkmen don't deliver your milk then who does?

Milk is delivered by lorries to stores where it is bought.

Usch och fy, jag är ett år yngre än du och finner denna ålder inte alls passande för fortplantning. Tyvärr är du bara en i raden av mina jämnåriga att inte inse vilken illusoriskt stressande effekt ni har på mig.

All artighet, min käre befruktare, är omodern nuförtiden, men vad annat nytt?


Jag måste erkänna att för en månad sen hade tanken på att bli pappa gjort mig förskräckt, men på något sätt förändrades det bums när hon kom hem med en present. Två par ljusblå babysockor och ett 'True-blue' med ett stort plus på... En thailandsresa över jul och nyår, ett svulstigt bröllop och diverse husköparplaner sköts i sank, men konstigt nog så bryr jag mig inte så mycket om det just nu...

Artighet är så mycket nittiotal, vet du väl?

I'm dead to the world once I fall asleep. I need three alarms just to open my eyes... do babies have a snooze-button?You wish! Congrats nevertheless. =)

Well, if milkmen don't deliver your milk then who does?Don't tell me milk is actually still delivered in Ireland? o.O
In the rest of the world, we have to go buy it at the store.

And in silence we go green with envy ;)

I have to agree with you.

You wish! Congrats nevertheless. =)

Thank you! I think I'll be happy to be that sleep-depraved zombie Carisbrooke told me I would become, I can sleep when the lil' bugger is older :)

Jag måste erkänna att för en månad sen hade tanken på att bli pappa gjort mig förskräckt, men på något sätt förändrades det bums när hon kom hem med en present. Två par ljusblå babysockor och ett 'True-blue' med ett stort plus på... En thailandsresa över jul och nyår, ett svulstigt bröllop och diverse husköparplaner sköts i sank, men konstigt nog så bryr jag mig inte så mycket om det just nu...

Artighet är så mycket nittiotal, vet du väl?

Uppfattar jag rätt att ni i och med övergivandet av planen att befästa ert samliv inför en gudsproxy eller statlig tjänsteperson ämnar låta barnet nedkomma en oäkting? Skandal!

"Gud, så retro!"

Milk is delivered by lorries to stores where it is bought.

I guess you don't have milkmen then.


Perhaps Swedish wives are satisfied by their husbands.

Thank you! I think I'll be happy to be that sleep-depraved zombie Carisbrooke told me I would become, I can sleep when the lil' bugger is older :)

Until he/she hits 15 or so, when he'll begin complaining about how unfair you are, how bad a parent you are, and how you never let him/her do anything fun at all, and you're making him/her miserable.

I guess you don't have milkmen then.

Well, we'll just have to settle for men who milk.

Perhaps Swedish wives are satisfied by their husbands.

Sambos, honey. Sambos.

Uppfattar jag rätt att ni i och med övergivandet av planen att befästa ert samliv inför en gudsproxy eller statlig tjänsteperson ämnar låta barnet nedkomma en oäkting? Skandal!

"Gud, så retro!"

Ett helt korrekt antagande, trots att vi båda är hedningar av rang så tänkte vi, av krasst familjeglädjande anledning, låta en kvinnlig, protestantisk och, i sitt ämbete, modern prästinna förätta akten. Det låter vänta på sig och vi får fortsätta leva i synd tills dess. Ack! Men bruden vägrar gifta in avkomman i detta ickehedniska förbun mot dess vilja.

Until he/she hits 15 or so, when he'll begin complaining about how unfair you are, how bad a parent you are, and how you never let him/her do anything fun at all, and you're making him/her miserable.

Dude, the moment she or he hits puberty, I'll probably lose more sleep than ever... chastity belts ftw!

Don't tell me milk is actually still delivered in Ireland? o.O
In the rest of the world, we have to go buy it at the store.


Still delivered in England too, we have a milkman and the bastard wakes me up every morning with his creepy electric milk float.

In the rest of the world, we have to go buy it at the store.

That's not 100% true now, city girl. Some of us walk over to our neighbors and get it from then, or have it delivered in a box together with that week's serving of fruit and veggies from their friendly local farm.

Ett helt korrekt antagande, trots att vi båda är hedningar av rang så tänkte vi, av krasst familjeglädjande anledning, låta en kvinnlig, protestantisk och, i sitt ämbete, modern prästinna förätta akten. Det låter vänta på sig och vi får fortsätta leva i synd tills dess. Ack! Men bruden vägrar gifta in avkomman i detta ickehedniska förbun mot dess vilja.

Så, inte nog med att ni fördömer er själva, ni förpassar även telningen er till sedeslöshetens avgrund? Åh, Sverige, det finns hopp för dig än! :)

That's not 100% true now, city girl. Some of us walk over to our neighbors and get it from then, or have it delivered in a box together with that week's serving of fruit and veggies from their friendly local farm.

Oh, peasant, yours is an insignificant anecdote.

I can understand being excited, it just seems that to be congratulated you should actually have to DO something that is at least a little bit difficult. Now if he turns out to be a good father (and I have no reason to doubt that he will be - I would just like to wait for proof of such before commentary) that will be worthy of congratulation.

We congratulate people for all sorts of silly things; pregnancy, marriage, winning the lottery, being the closest bidder on the Price is Right... rarely do we congratulate people for a job well done.

Really, have you ever been congratulated for doing a good job at work? Doesn't work that way. You get congratulated for entering a happy new phase in life or being extremely lucky and falling back-asswards into money.

It's more about acknowledging someone's happiness, than giving them a social reward for hard work.

Så, inte nog med att ni fördömer er själva, ni förpassar även telningen er till sedeslöshetens avgrund? Åh, Sverige, det finns hopp för dig än! :)

Ahh, du vet väl att Sverige fortfarande är skammens och syndens näste i världen? Vi censurerar inte ens ordet kuk i tv! :D

Oh, peasant, yours is an insignificant anecdote.

Not to mention that having lust for your neighbours 'milk' goes straight against the ten commandments!!! Blasphemy!!!

We congratulate people for all sorts of silly things; pregnancy, marriage, winning the lottery, being the closest bidder on the Price is Right... rarely do we congratulate people for a job well done.

Really, have you ever been congratulated for doing a good job at work? Doesn't work that way. You get congratulated for entering a happy new phase in life or being extremely lucky and falling back-asswards into money.

It's more about acknowledging someone's happiness, than giving them a social reward for hard work.

Congratulations on a job well done is very, very underestimated as a carrot for preforming better though... too bad very few leaders understand that.

Ahh, du vet väl att Sverige fortfarande är skammens och syndens näste i världen? Vi censurerar inte ens ordet kuk i tv! :D

Inte kukar överhuvudtaget heller, för den delen. Enda orsaken till att jag kan känna lite skuld för mitt licensskolk, men detta uppvägs mer än väl av valet av kuk att fläka.

We congratulate people for all sorts of silly things; pregnancy, marriage, winning the lottery, being the closest bidder on the Price is Right... rarely do we congratulate people for a job well done.

Really, have you ever been congratulated for doing a good job at work?

Yes actually.

Oh, peasant, yours is an insignificant anecdote.
Oh, dear would-be High Society, your comment is just as negligible.
Not to mention that having lust for your neighbours 'milk' goes straight against the ten commandments!!! Blasphemy!!!
Your religiously motivated indignation is lost on me, sorry.

Inte kukar överhuvudtaget heller, för den delen. Enda orsaken till att jag kan känna lite skuld för mitt licensskolk, men detta uppvägs mer än väl av valet av kuk att fläka.

Jo, är kukar av intresse, eller fittor för den delen, så är nog inte Sveriges Television den mest upphetsande av erfarenheter haha... porrpung allstädes frånvarande.

Oh, dear would-be High Society, your comment is just as negligible.

Your religiously motivated indignation is lost on me, sorry.

Noez! I thought it was a fun thing to say though... but then, I claim not to be responsible for my typing due to heavy intake of Rioja wine :D

Yes actually.

I suppose people get 'congratulations' when they get a promotion, or succeed in a big project, so I can see that. I can't say I've ever been 'congratulated' for doing a good job. I've had plenty of other compliments though. The best compliment, is of course, when they keep asking you to work (in an industry where you have a choice of who you work with.)

Oh, dear would-be High Society, your comment is just as negligible.

You say to convince more yourself than me.

Jo, är kukar av intresse, eller fittor för den delen, så är nog inte Sveriges Television den mest upphetsande av erfarenheter haha... porrpung allstädes frånvarande.

Vilket är minst sagt häpnadsväckande då jag dagligen konfronteras av nakna människor vars kön jag i mitt ämbete tvingas manipulera, och då konstatera att porrpung i sådan grad glidit upp och ner i åldrarna att SVTs förmåga att rota fram den håriga säckens sista tillflyktsorter får en pungslickare som mig att nästan skänka dem min sista rulle tandtråd.

Noez! I thought it was a fun thing to say though... but then, I claim not to be responsible for my typing due to heavy intake of Rioja wine :D
I guess it was fun while it lasted.

And 'heavy intake of wine' isn't exactly an excuse that puts you inot any more favorable a light.

You say to convince more yourself than me.
Absolutely. Why, pray tell, should I change from the usual routine on a Friday night at 01:21?

Absolutely. Why, pray tell, should I change from the usual routine on a Friday night at 01:21?

Because as of late it has been usual unusually.

Vilket är minst sagt häpnadsväckande då jag dagligen konfronteras av nakna människor vars kön jag i mitt ämbete tvingas manipulera, och då konstatera att porrpung i sådan grad glidit upp och ner i åldrarna att SVTs förmåga att rota fram den håriga säckens sista tillflyktsorter får en pungslickare som mig att nästan skänka dem min sista rulle tandtråd.

Det är bara att inse, SVT är en åldrande institution när de inte ens kan hänga på intimfrisyrernas allra hetaste trender. Det är ju trots allt inget komplicerat ämne. Det blir till att ringa Janne Josefson för en internutredning av SVTs motivation för att motverka denna hygieniska, estetiska och numera allmänt vedertagna ansning.

I guess it was fun while it lasted.

And 'heavy intake of wine' isn't exactly an excuse that puts you inot any more favorable a light.


Certainly :) And dare I say that putting myself in a favourable light to people who can't even falsely snicker at a (concidered by them, atleast) poorly made joke at 1.21 in the morning isn't really my main concern in life. Cheer up:)

Det är bara att inse, SVT är en åldrande institution när de inte ens kan hänga på intimfrisyrernas allra hetaste trender. Det är ju trots allt inget komplicerat ämne. Det blir till att ringa Janne Josefson för en internutredning av SVTs motivation för att motverka denna hygieniska, estetiska och numera allmänt vedertagna ansning.

Ah, men vill verkligen den kanal som låter oss se före detta statsministrar vädra sitt tvivelsutan ludna byk riskera att omintetgöra sina chanser att göra så? Vill vi som national- och rättsstat det?

Ah, men vill verkligen den kanal som låter oss se före detta statsministrar vädra sitt tvivelsutan ludna byk riskera att omintetgöra sina chanser att göra så? Vill vi som national- och rättsstat det?

Kära landskamrat, youtube skapades inte utan anledning.

Kära landskamrat, youtube skapades inte utan anledning.

Bah, sådana utrikiska dagssländor borde Gustav IIIs styre ha lärt oss att förskjuta, även om den lilla fjollan såg till att detta land blev uthärdligt.

Because as of late it has been usual unusually.
Quite right, and I really shouldn't have slipped back, but I'm condemned to sleeplessness tonight. I shall regret it tomorrow morning.

Certainly :) And dare I say that putting myself in a favourable light to people who can't even falsely snicker at a (concidered by them, atleast) poorly made joke at 1.21 in the morning isn't really my main concern in life. Cheer up:)

But oh, how can I possibly ever cheer up again in my miserable life now that you told me I'm not your main concern in life? Can you hear the illusions crumble? ..

Don't worry, I'm rather cheered up, and if it helps you, it is absolutely valid for you to put a mental smiley after every one of my posts if it helps you realize that - I'm just no good at putting them myself.

Just a few days ago I found out I'm about to be a father in eight months if everything goes well. Blessings are welcome :)


Congrats on the upcoming addition to your family. I hope your child is born healthy, with 10 fingers and 10 toes.

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Quite right, and I really shouldn't have slipped back, but I'm condemned to sleeplessness tonight. I shall regret it tomorrow morning.

We all pay that price, but the times used to be that you and I were co-culpable. Now, we are so separately, and I accuse you.

Congratulations!

We all pay that price, but the times used to be that you and I were co-culpable. Now, we are so separately, and I accuse you.

Can I get a plea bargin if I surrender all defences and admit my guilt in every and any accusation of yours regarding this topic? Well, you know, the semester is about to start on Monday, so there'll be desperation and fuck-all-studying-obligations nights soon enough again, don't worry.

Can I get a plea bargin if I surrender all defences and admit my guilt in every and any accusation of yours regarding this topic? Well, you know, the semester is about to start on Monday, so there'll be desperation and fuck-all-studying-obligations nights soon enough again, don't worry.

Plea bargains are an affront to the Swedish legal system, but I guess I can be continental with you, only because I in my somnolence haven't the stamina to mount sufficient incredulity at your assurances. In dubio pro reo.

Plea bargains are an affront to the Swedish legal system, but I guess I can be continental with you,
Great choice. I'll take a croissant, butter, orange juice and a minty tea, if you please.
only because I in my somnolence haven't the stamina to mount sufficient incredulity at your assurances. In dubio pro reo.
You dare throw Latin at me after all I've gone through these last weeks? Oh, if only I could hate you.. seeing how I've been failing to do so for the longest time, all I can do now is sign off in protest. Or in dead sleepiness, whatever you prefer. Good night, and things.

Great choice. I'll take a croissant, butter, ornage juice and a minty tea, if you please.

All you'll have is knäckebröd and I can't believe it's not butter.

You dare throw Latin at me after all I've gone through these last weeks? Oh, if only I could hate you.. seeing how I've been failing to do so for the longets time, all I can do now is sign off in protest. Or in dead sleepiness, whatever you prefer. Good night, and things.

Fac integer vitae scelerisque purus.

All you'll have is knäckebröd and I can't believe it's not butter.
That your choice? Well, some of us have to watch their figure, some don't.

Fac integer vitae scelerisque purus.

Umm.. "Who in the what now?"

That your choice? Well, some of us have to watch their figure, some don't.

Some us have their figure watched, some don't.

Umm.. "Who in the what now?"

"Unimpaired by life and clean of wickedness". Something said at funerals and that I saw fitting to try to add "fac" (do so) to.