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You might want to keep the kids indoors for a while.

Drunk commies deleted
30-03-2007, 21:28
Plans are underway to build a 50 foot tall, laser shooting robotic Michael Jackson. Mecha Jacko is set to adorn the oh so classy and never tacky city of Las Vegas Nevada.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/launch/20070327/en_launch/41620594

Good thing Bob's Big Boy has already left town.

http://www.roadsidepeek.com/roadusa/southwest/nevada/vegas/lveats/index.htm
Vetalia
30-03-2007, 21:33
Two questions:

1. How the hell does MJ still have the money to do this?

2. Isn't it insanely dangerous to have a 50-foot tall robot shooting lasers in the path of incoming aircraft? You know, they did that with spotlights in WWII to blind pilots, and I'm pretty damn sure it would do the same thing with lasers.

I mean, I'm all for building giant robots but they have to be cool.
Deus Malum
30-03-2007, 21:35
Let's just hope it can't walk and isn't anatomically correct.
Khadgar
30-03-2007, 21:37
Humility is clearly not in his vocabulary.
Orlzenheimerness
30-03-2007, 21:52
Eeep.
*cries*
Morganatron
30-03-2007, 21:57
*sniff* But I never win anything!

Here, have a Michael Jackson laser shooting robot statue. :)
Deus Malum
30-03-2007, 22:36
Yes. Yes it is.
Londim
30-03-2007, 22:46
Oh sweet mother of god.....
Frisbeeteria
30-03-2007, 22:58
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Utracia
30-03-2007, 23:06
Lets bring back the killer tomatoes. Better than this.
Mogazi
30-03-2007, 23:13
Let's just hope it can't walk and isn't anatomically correct.



I bet it will do some moonwalk... ;)
New Stalinberg
30-03-2007, 23:28
That's even more frightning than the Happy Chef!
Johnny B Goode
30-03-2007, 23:40
Plans are underway to build a 50 foot tall, laser shooting robotic Michael Jackson. Mecha Jacko is set to adorn the oh so classy and never tacky city of Las Vegas Nevada.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/launch/20070327/en_launch/41620594

Good thing Bob's Big Boy has already left town.

http://www.roadsidepeek.com/roadusa/southwest/nevada/vegas/lveats/index.htm

Idiot.
Sel Appa
30-03-2007, 23:48
Why?
Northern Borders
30-03-2007, 23:53
Is it April 1st in Japan yet?
Darknovae
31-03-2007, 00:18
Oh Jesus. :p

My guy friends are terrified of Michael Jackson, they'll love this. :D

But :eek: It's going to shoot LASERS?!?!?

From where, exactly? :eek:
Curious Inquiry
31-03-2007, 00:23
Will it be able to do the "Thriller" dance?
Ifreann
31-03-2007, 00:24
Will it be able to do the "Thriller" dance?

Will it be able to moonwalk?
Darknovae
31-03-2007, 00:26
Will it be able to moonwalk?

Will it mess with the little boys whose parents leave them in daycares or whatever for the casinos? :eek:
Northern Borders
31-03-2007, 01:17
Moonwalk? Only if they add rocket propelers to the feet of the robot.
JuNii
31-03-2007, 17:39
Will it be able to do the "Thriller" dance?

Will it be able to moonwalk?

Screw those... is it going to do the "Groin Grab"? :eek: