Cheap circumcisions aren't worth it.
Drunk commies deleted
30-03-2007, 20:50
Some Australian guy suffered " a degree of uncontrollable bleeding " when his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. Why he had his penis in there I don't know. Anyway, just as a helpful reminder, wear pants when operating heavy machinery.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397&in_page_id=2&ito=newsnow
Maybe he wasn't wearing any underwear? I could see it happening.
Or maybe he wanted to find out what it was like to have sex with a saw machine...I mean, you know, it probably hadn't been done before.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-03-2007, 20:54
If there's one thing I've learned and learned well it is that genitals and power tools don't mix. *nod*
Maybe he wasn't wearing any underwear? I could see it happening.
Or maybe he wanted to find out what it was like to have sex with a saw machine...I mean, you know, it probably hadn't been done before.
Some guy on TV stuck his manhood in a cement mixer. It could be a new emerging sexuality.
Fassigen
30-03-2007, 20:57
genitals and power tools don't mix. *nod*
Pfft, amateur...
Some guy on TV stuck his manhood in a cement mixer. It could be a new emerging sexuality.
No, probably just some gobshite from Limerick...
There was a story in the Darwin Awards where a guy used a sander to pleasure himself. One day it got caught. Not a pretty sight.
The Black Forrest
30-03-2007, 21:08
He should have contacted Lorraine Bobbit.
IL Ruffino
30-03-2007, 21:09
Pfft, amateur...
Indeed.
Sumamba Buwhan
30-03-2007, 21:11
Pfft, amateur...
I think I saw that video of you using a dildo attached to a power drill.
Fassigen
30-03-2007, 21:15
I think I saw that video of you using a dildo attached to a power drill.
It would seem that my chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Sumamba Buwhan
30-03-2007, 21:19
It would seem that my chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Need me to mow your lawn baby?
IL Ruffino
30-03-2007, 21:20
It would seem that my chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Tubgirl? Is that you?
Fassigen
30-03-2007, 21:28
Need me to mow your lawn baby?
It's already immaculately trimmed, of course, but far be it from me to prevent others from treading upon it.
Sumamba Buwhan
30-03-2007, 21:57
It's already immaculately trimmed, of course, but far be it from me to prevent others from treading upon it.
*treads lightly*
Some guy on TV stuck his manhood in a cement mixer. It could be a new emerging sexuality.
Hmm, I could see some serious profit opportunities here. I'll have to look in to it.
Morganatron
30-03-2007, 22:03
Some Australian guy suffered " a degree of uncontrollable bleeding " when his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. Why he had his penis in there I don't know. Anyway, just as a helpful reminder, wear pants when operating heavy machinery.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397&in_page_id=2&ito=newsnow
Haha...he got a woody. Get it? Woody? 'Cause it's at a sawmill, and wood...
Never mind.
Boonytopia
31-03-2007, 06:40
Hmmm, Adelaide. They're a bit odd there.
lol a woody, that's awesome, the only way I could see this is the guy forgot/ didn't have any clean underwear in the morning, went to take a whizz, forgot to zip up. I guess I'll remember to wear underwear next time I go to the sawmill. On the plus side...uh....well....uh. I don't think there was a plus side. Imagine telling that story, so
dude 1: your on workers compensation eh buddy?
dude who had woody (2): yeah man
dude 1: what happened
dude 2: uh, well, uh, it;s really embarassing
dude 1: aw yeah, they all are eh, I once had an injury where I drilled through my thumb....how stupid is that
dude 2: no this wasn't quite like that
dude 1: well, then tell me what happened
dude 2: well I first I had no underwear cause I needed to do laundry, so I had to run ragged, so anyhow I go to work, halfway through the day take a piss, so I went but I forgot to zip up.
uhhh then my penis got caught in a saw....
dude 2: WHATT???? LOL ROFL dude that's insane....*shouts to bar* HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY GOT HIS WANG CAUGHT IN A SAW
Congo--Kinshasa
31-03-2007, 07:18
If there's one thing I've learned and learned well it is that genitals and power tools don't mix. *nod*
How did you learn that? Wait - please don't tell me. I'd rather not know. *shudder*
Lunatic Goofballs
31-03-2007, 10:28
How did you learn that? Wait - please don't tell me. I'd rather not know. *shudder*
:)
Harlesburg
31-03-2007, 12:07
Some Australian guy suffered " a degree of uncontrollable bleeding " when his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. Why he had his penis in there I don't know. Anyway, just as a helpful reminder, wear pants when operating heavy machinery.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397&in_page_id=2&ito=newsnow
Mmmmmmm splintery...
Harlesburg
31-03-2007, 12:08
Hmmm, Adelaide. They're a bit odd there.
Expalins all of the NSers from Adelaide then.:p