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After watching some rather....interesting responses from a toilet seat thread, I decided on this one, to see what happens.



What kind of toilet paper do you use? Personally, I usually use the cheap shit that feels like sandpaper, but it's only a quarter for a roll so I keep buying it up. Right now, however, I have this massive roll of Charmin that doesn't even fit in the roll holder-thingy, whatever. Even if I tried to use enough of that to cut it down to size, it wouldn't.

Quilted northern. They're nice and thick; so I only need two sheets per swipe than the usual four.

Bidet.

I use some generic brand my mom buys in packs of 50 or so from Costco. It doesn't really matter to me as long as the toilet paper isn't already used, like in some of the bathroom stalls at the uni I go to...

Like all patriotic Canadians, I wipe my ass with toilet-paper-sized sheets of baby seal skin pelts. Ahhh.

I don't have time to wipe.

Poll coming...my neighbor's wireless really needs to stop crapping out at the worst possible time.

Edit: It doesn't seem to want to work....fuck it.

I usually use the cheap stuff, but back in the day, I was a little squirt and we ran out. My parents had bought the kleenex that has aloe in it, so I decided to improvise, since I couldn't reach where the toilet paper was.

It was positively the best wiping ever. Of course, my parents took to hiding the tissue, so my shirt began to take the place of a hanckerchief...

I usually use the cheap stuff, but back in the day, I was a little squirt and we ran out. My parents had bought the kleenex that has aloe in it, so I decided to improvise, since I couldn't reach where the toilet paper was.

It was positively the best wiping ever. Of course, my parents took to hiding the tissue, so my shirt began to take the place of a hanckerchief...


The older I've gotten, the more it matters to me. Paper with aloe is the best. http://www.cottonelle.com/products/aloee.asp

I use my hand, sandpaper, foot, or one of the cats if they happen to be with me.

Charmin ultra.

Ya know, toilet paper is one of those things that I just don't get why you would scrimp on if you can at all afford not to. In the words of my father, "walking around with a sore asshole just ain't worth a few bucks"

I really don't care about the brand, as long as its not sand paper or magazine pages.

Does anyone else have a roll of TP that's just too big for their dispenser?

I've been constipated for six years, so I really don't remember what toilet paper I used to use.

I use pictures of George Bush.

I use pictures of George Bush.

Winner of thread?
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/9/bush_monkey_small.jpg
*slurp*

I don't have time to wipe.

There's people ... or at least, clones ... to do that!
Shame on your royal hand! Both!

I use Hundred dollar bills! :p

There's people ... or at least, clones ... to do that!
Shame on your royal hand! Both!

Would you want to help me?

Would you want to help me?

I'm no clone, and you know it!

Besides, there's this blabbermouth moron on ESPN radio named Jim Rome who has a bunch of sniveling denizens that he calls, and they call themselves, Clones.
I'm sure they're prepared, especially with all the sh*tflinging those chimp-wannabes do.

I'm no clone, and you know it!

Oh please. Everyone knows you killed your master and took his place on these forums. You dirty little clone, you.
Besides, there's this blabbermouth moron on ESPN radio named Jim Rome who has a bunch of sniveling denizens that he calls, and they call themselves, Clones.
I'm sure they're prepared, especially with all the sh*tflinging those chimp-wannabes do.

ESPN? I hope they know they're wiping, and not throwing a football.

Oh please. Everyone knows you killed your master and took his place on these forums. You dirty little clone, you.Oedi-pus ~ Brevious ..... hmmm.
:eek:


ESPN? I hope they know they're wiping, and not throwing a football.Or they just amalgamated a large cluster o'nuggets and slobber, and tossed that.

lol wut

I try to get the cheapest generic brand. They tend to be still OK, never had any problems with them yet.

lol wut

I try to get the cheapest generic brand. They tend to be still OK, never had any problems with them yet.

For perspective, it may be worth your while to dip it in gasoline first. *nods emphatically*
beentheredonethat

For perspective, it may be worth your while to dip it in gasoline first. *nods emphatically*
beentheredonethat

Uh, ooookay. Just wait a sec as I call the asylum, I think they have a room just for you!

Uh, ooookay. Just wait a sec as I call the asylum, I think they have a room just for you!
Bah, my empty grave, and the sane are the cryptkeepers!

...but i'll pencil you in as pallbearer pro tempore.

You're starting to sound EMO! I think it's time to flee before it turns contagious.

*flee*

You're starting to sound EMO! I think it's time to flee before it turns contagious.

*flee*Emo? :confused:
If anyone's doing cutting, that'd be Ruffy. *nods*
.... ooh, it might appear that his prior posts have hinted at that, having an interest in my corpse. Thanks, i hadn't thought about it like that.
As for contagion, too late. You're already +1.

Emo? :confused:

Yes. THAT'S HOW THEY WRITE ZOMG.

-- having an interest in my corpse. Thanks, i hadn't thought about it like that.

Uh, right. Luckily I have no idea who Ruffy is. Looks like this is good.

As for contagion, too late. You're already +1.

Well, shit.

I'll flee anyway!

Yes. THAT'S HOW THEY WRITE ZOMG.Well i'd have to consult Ruffy on that. I was merely remarking that it's an unused grave you're shifting dirt about there.

Uh, right. Luckily I have no idea who Ruffy is. Looks like this is good.Again, as i'd said, consulting Ruffy is good here.
You can know him in the psychological sense by his photos and the biblical sense by his photography. Swing by WYTYG's New Photography Thread, perhaps?



Well, shit.

I'll flee anyway!Yes, yes! Bring it with you! We shall add your emo/bio/psychological distinctiveness to our own, as well as everyone who contacts you here from this point further!
The Hormetic Principle breathes DEEP with this one!

Can't talk anymore, I fled successfully already! :p

WHEW THAT WAS CLOSE.

Can't talk anymore, I fled successfully already! :p

WHEW THAT WAS CLOSE.

Pssst ...... mic's still on! :eek:

:eek: CUT THE MIC CUT THE MIC CUT THE mic...

:eek: CUT THE MIC CUT THE MIC CUT THE mic...

That reminds me - Ruffy needs to get a-choppin' on that mausoleum epitaph.
*nods*

I've found that you're just as likely to put your finger through the expensive stuff as you are the cheap paper. So, I buy the cheap stuff and with the money I save I buy some soap!

After watching some rather....interesting responses from a toilet seat thread, I decided on this one, to see what happens.



What kind of toilet paper do you use? Personally, I usually use the cheap shit that feels like sandpaper, but it's only a quarter for a roll so I keep buying it up. Right now, however, I have this massive roll of Charmin that doesn't even fit in the roll holder-thingy, whatever. Even if I tried to use enough of that to cut it down to size, it wouldn't.

The package comes with an adapter that makes room for the big rolls.

I use something that's mid-way between the sandpaper cheap variety and the uber-comfortable quilted stuff. It gets the job done, doesn't rip in the hand, etc. It's ok. To be honest, I've never put much thought into buying toilet paper...

I use the quilted thick and lovely velvet type...I love it! I had an Aunt who used that horrid stuff that is like greaseproof paper, not so much a wipe as a smear