Look at my junk or else!
Drunk commies deleted
28-03-2007, 16:28
Some dude got high and decided it would be a good idea to expose his mule to his neighbors. Then he seems to have decided they didn't appreciate his hog enough, so he grabbed a BB gun and pistol whipped one of them. Could be worse. He could have slapped them around with his meat.
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11418705/detail.html
Some dude got high and decided it would be a good idea to expose his mule to his neighbors. Then he seems to have decided they didn't appreciate his hog enough, so he grabbed a BB gun and pistol whipped one of them. Could be worse. He could have slapped them around with his meat.
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11418705/detail.html
Dude's ugly. Why don't hotties ever go around with their wang hanging out?
I just wanna point out this man was NOT high on marijuana.
Slaughterhouse five
28-03-2007, 16:46
Dude's ugly. Why don't hotties ever go around with their wang hanging out?
is that advice for me? ;)
is that advice for me? ;)
I am in no way responsible for any charges filed against you, though I wouldn't object to pictures.
Carnivorous Lickers
28-03-2007, 22:20
He just wanted to be recognized and appreciated for his big accomplishment.
I would have pinned a medal on it for him.
Proggresica
28-03-2007, 22:34
American websites are so ugly.
American TV New Channel Website (http://www.wftv.com/index.html)
Australian TV Channel's News Site (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/)
Main US Gov Website (http://www.usa.gov/)
Main Aus Gov Website (http://www.australia.gov.au/)
Flatus Minor
28-03-2007, 22:40
Some dude got high and decided it would be a good idea to expose his mule to his neighbors. Then he seems to have decided they didn't appreciate his hog enough, so he grabbed a BB gun and pistol whipped one of them. Could be worse. He could have slapped them around with his meat.
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11418705/detail.html
Damn these euphemisms - I was wondering what having a Harley Davidson had to do with indecent exposure. I blame the FCC.
Carnivorous Lickers
28-03-2007, 22:40
American websites are so ugly.
American TV New Channel Website (http://www.wftv.com/index.html)
Australian TV Channel's News Site (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/)
Main US Gov Website (http://www.usa.gov/)
Main Aus Gov Website (http://www.australia.gov.au/)
indeed. you aussies certainly have the pretty market cornered.
Proggresica
28-03-2007, 22:44
indeed. you aussies certainly have the pretty market cornered.
They were the quickest ones that came to mind. Seeing that ugly news site reminded of how bad the gov one looked compared to ours. I don't mind the UK (http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/index.htm) one either.
The Brevious
29-03-2007, 08:50
Could be worse. He could have slapped them around with his meat.
Just like Ron Jeremy on Celebrity Deathmatch - the PS2 game. *nods*
SimNewtonia
29-03-2007, 12:55
indeed. you aussies certainly have the pretty market cornered.
Just looked at USA.gov - almost as bad as the dude in the article from the OP. (see, I'm on Topic. :p )
Even our states can do better!
As an example: http://www.qld.gov.au/ (not my state).
The US needs to sack whoever's responsible for their websites.
Carisbrooke
29-03-2007, 13:15
I would need to have hospital treatment if either of my neighbours felt the need to show me their willies...ewwwww. Now I can't ever look at them in the same way. :eek:
Demented Hamsters
29-03-2007, 13:16
Dude's ugly. Why don't hotties ever go around with their wang hanging out?
But maybe he had a particularly pleasing wang - hence his desire to show it off to the world.
Carnivorous Lickers
29-03-2007, 15:16
I would need to have hospital treatment if either of my neighbours felt the need to show me their willies...ewwwww. Now I can't ever look at them in the same way. :eek:
Showing it to you is sometimes the start of a bad experience. Usually,after that,they want to play "Hide the Willie" with you.
Carisbrooke
29-03-2007, 15:19
Showing it to you is sometimes the start of a bad experience. Usually,after that,they want to play "Hide the Willie" with you.
Hide the willie? whats that? Is it like 'naked hunt the thimble'?
If you saw my neighbours you would run away very quite fast. Really you would.
Carnivorous Lickers
29-03-2007, 15:34
Hide the willie? whats that? Is it like 'naked hunt the thimble'?
If you saw my neighbours you would run away very quite fast. Really you would.
"thimble" ? I hope not.
If your neighbors and I ever met,they might run away.
Carisbrooke
29-03-2007, 16:12
"thimble" ? I hope not.
If your neighbors and I ever met,they might run away.
My neighbours wife looks like Rose West, they are very nice people, but every time I look at them I think about how much she looks like her in all the mug shots and it makes me laugh. He is very much like John Major, but slightly more grey and taller. They are not scary in a big hairy biker kind of way....
So why would THEY be running away from you?
Carnivorous Lickers
29-03-2007, 16:19
My neighbours wife looks like Rose West, they are very nice people, but every time I look at them I think about how much she looks like her in all the mug shots and it makes me laugh. He is very much like John Major, but slightly more grey and taller. They are not scary in a big hairy biker kind of way....
So why would THEY be running away from you?
Apparently, I can be very frightening to some people.