NationStates Jolt Archive


Ninja Sheep

Drunk commies deleted
28-03-2007, 16:22
Some farmer has raised attack sheep. They don't run away when threatened, they fight back. This doesn't bode well. Imagine a herd of ninja sheep finding out that they're going to become lamb chops and staging a preemptive attack on the slaughterhouse. How long can it be before these killer sheep turn on humans?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/23/sheep_pack/
Jello Biafra
28-03-2007, 16:25
Some farmer has raised attack sheep. They don't run away when threatened, they fight back. This doesn't bode well. Imagine a herd of ninja sheep finding out that they're going to become lamb chops and staging a preemptive attack on the slaughterhouse. How long can it be before these killer sheep turn on humans?Heh. You'd see a lot more people becoming vegetarians in that case, especially if it spreads to cows and goats.
Drunk commies deleted
28-03-2007, 16:32
Heh. You'd see a lot more people becoming vegetarians in that case, especially if it spreads to cows and goats.

Going vegetarian would be a form of surrender. Real men would eat more cows, goats and sheep.
Naturality
28-03-2007, 16:33
Haha that's cool.
Cluichstan
28-03-2007, 16:42
Fear the mutant sheep (http://www.ifilm.com/video/2810911)!