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Women's undies!

Did he really think he'd get away with that??

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/27/underwear.theft.ap/index.html

Police "concerned how to match bras and panties with victims"

i'd love to do that job for them :p

Women's undies!

Did he really think he'd get away with that??

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/27/underwear.theft.ap/index.html

Why not? I did.

I mean...

...uh...

*whistles innocently*

I don't see why he didn't just go to Wal-Mart, department stores, or Victoria's Secret and just buy a bunch of women's underwear. Sure, it would still be creepy, but at least he'd be getting them legally.

Women's undies!

Did he really think he'd get away with that??

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/27/underwear.theft.ap/index.html

If he starts throwing around "Happo Daikarins" around I'm going to be laughing my ass off.

Of course, he's actually twenty-four, not anywhere near as old as Happosai...but it'd still be funny.

HotRodia: Apparently, the panties have to be used in order to be any good for these people who have pantie fetishes. :confused:

"Would you really want them back?" he asked. "I would say not."

I'm gonna have to agree with the good officer on that one.

ROFL, that's alot of panties.

I don't see why he didn't just go to Wal-Mart, department stores, or Victoria's Secret and just buy a bunch of women's underwear. Sure, it would still be creepy, but at least he'd be getting them legally.

that way they would be new, and nobody would have worn them, wich probably wouldn't give him that much of a kick. there are people who buy used underwear too, but that probably would cost him even more than the new ones, and i don't think there is enough used underwear on the market for him to collect such a large collection.

Lol. Anyway, the only kind of underwear that gets these guy going are the used ones. Go figure.

And I guess stealing is part of the fun. You feel like you deserve them :D

that way they would be new, and nobody would have worn them, wich probably wouldn't give him that much of a kick. there are people who buy used underwear too, but that probably would cost him even more than the new ones, and i don't think there is enough used underwear on the market for him to collect such a large collection.

Hm. I do imagine that it would be harder to hunt through thrift stores and Goodwills to find used underwear than just buying or stealing them, but that just means the guy's lazy.

Hm. I do imagine that it would be harder to hunt through thrift stores and Goodwills to find used underwear than just buying or stealing them, but that just means the guy's lazy.

I bet that I could go on eBay right now and find someone selling some used knickers. I'm not gonna though.

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I don't see why he didn't just go to Wal-Mart, department stores, or Victoria's Secret and just buy a bunch of women's underwear. Sure, it would still be creepy, but at least he'd be getting them legally.

but if you buy them they arnt used and you wont be able to clone yourself a sex slave.

I’m thinking this could all be explained by him helping lots of women without any change and he just happened to end up with there underwear as always does happen

Though to be honest if he really wants used underwear he should just talk to me:p

[QUOTE=Tarlachia;12476795]Women's undies!

Did he really think he'd get away with that??

QUOTE]


well, hard to say, maybe after about 1300 he was getting a little cocky

LOL :D

well, hard to say, maybe after about 1300 he was getting a little cocky

LOL :D


someone had to say it :D

If he starts throwing around "Happo Daikarins" around I'm going to be laughing my ass off.

Of course, he's actually twenty-four, not anywhere near as old as Happosai...but it'd still be funny.

HotRodia: Apparently, the panties have to be used in order to be any good for these people who have pantie fetishes. :confused:

Yar. It's not so much the panties, rather, the vagina that touched the panties.

Vagina vagina vagina.

Hm. I do imagine that it would be harder to hunt through thrift stores and Goodwills to find used underwear than just buying or stealing them, but that just means the guy's lazy.

I should've been more specific.


Used, UNWASHED panties.

Sniffin the vagina residue.


Vagina residue vagina residue vagina residue.

About the guy was caught trying to smuggle Viagra out of a pharmacy by sticking it down his pants.

Happosai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happosai)?
http://www.absoluteanime.com/ranma/thumbs/_happosai.jpg

Vagina residue vagina residue vagina residue.

why did he steal bras then?

a different kind of "residue"?

why did he steal bras then?

I've never understood the bra thing. As far as I know there's no residue or smell or anything. O_o

You got me, there.

[QUOTE=Tarlachia;12476795]Women's undies!

Did he really think he'd get away with that??

QUOTE]


well, hard to say, maybe after about 1300 he was getting a little cocky

LOL :D

Oh you are evil with your cocky puns!

*sics LG on you!*

I've never understood the bra thing. As far as I know there's no residue or smell or anything. O_o

You got me, there.

maybe it's just the idea that it has been worn recently.

maybe it's just the idea that it has been worn recently.

Reminds me of the movie White Chicks. Ya know the scene...the one where the guy picks up the panties, only to find out a few moments later that another guy had worn them...

Somehow, I don't think the two are the same ;)

Amature... He'll have to work hard to catch up with the Japanese panty theives. They just arrested a guy who had over 4,400 pairs.

Sky was the limit for serial lingerie thief
HIROSHIMA (Kyodo)

A 54-year-old construction worker was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of stealing some 4,400 pieces of women's underwear, police said.

Hiroshima Prefectural Police arrested Shigeo Kodama after they raided his home in Hiroshima's Minami Ward and confiscated some 4,400 women's stockings and panties.

Kodama faces immediate specific charges over the February theft of six pieces of women's underwear from two homes in Minami Ward.

Kodama told police he had kept all the stolen underwear at his home. Police believe Kodama's lingerie collection dates back to around 2001, based on reports from women in the area who said their underwear had been stolen.

Kodama was quoted as telling the investigators, "I'm very good at climbing to high places," citing his experience working on high-rises.
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070314a9.html

Pantsu stealing is an unoficial japanese national sport anyway, the cops were jealous of his colection. :cool:

And pantsu doesnt have smell? Of course it has. But considering he stole the stuff in the outside, they were probabily washed.

Amature... He'll have to work hard to catch up with the Japanese panty theives. They just arrested a guy who had over 4,400 pairs.


http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070314a9.html

They are ALL amateurs.

http://www.geocities.com/don_task2003/ranma/_happosai.jpg

;)

There's something for everyone I guess.

Hehehe, reminds me of Chappelle Show. Mmmmm, titty residue.

They are ALL amateurs.

http://www.geocities.com/don_task2003/ranma/_happosai.jpg

;)
Bah... even Happosai must give way to the perverted might that is Moroboshi Ataru!

Bah... even Happosai must give way to the perverted might that is Moroboshi Ataru!

Sorry, the most Perverted Man in the Universe doesn't steal underwear.

now Happosai may have alot... but Ryo Saeba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo_Saeba) collects them while the women are WEARING them.

What would be awesome is if he swiped 1500 pairs of pans and pots.

Now Happosai may have alot... but Ryo Saeba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo_Saeba) collects them while the women are WEARING them.
Happy's done that from time to time too you know.

Happy's done that from time to time too you know.

and Ryo does that ALL the time. ;)

besides, Happy goes for Quantity... Ryo is more... selective... :D

and Ryo does that ALL the time. ;)

besides, Happy goes for Quantity... Ryo is more... selective... :D
True, but, honestly now... I'd think getting groped by Happy (or having your undies stolen by him) would be far worse than the same action by Ryo.

Besides, Ryo can be stopped, only Ranma has really come close to stopping Happosai, once.

True, but, honestly now... I'd think getting groped by Happy (or having your undies stolen by him) would be far worse than the same action by Ryo.

Besides, Ryo can be stopped, only Ranma has really come close to stopping Happosai, once.

could've sworn Cologne did... also Katsumi when Happy was "posessed" by the demons...

you know... I think a challange should be in order. Ryo vs Happy. the easier it is to get the item, the lower the point value. so underwear hanging on the line only gets .01 of a point, underwear stolen out of the laundry basket/washing machine 1, underwear stolen off the person wearing it... 5 pts if the target doesn't know the contestents are there, 10 pts if the target is in conversation with/aware of the contestent's presence.

now to get Masters Hojo and Takahashi to illustrate it... :p

As a Resident of Pullman, Wash, and a proud COUG, I have to include some more info.

The lot of the panties weighed over 93 pounds. They were found in the guy's car and house.

And yes, its just as funny to the rest the town as it is to the rest you.

http://www.dailyevergreen.com/story/21883