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Just hanging out.....of his pants

Drunk commies deleted
27-03-2007, 15:13
Some dude was exposing himself to a crowd of people leaving church. Church folks chased and tackled the flahser and he's now charged with indecent exposure. When asked what he was doing he responded "just hanging out".

So what would make someone think he's going to get away with showing off his hog to a crowd of church folks? Could it be he didn't care if he got caught? It's kind of strange that someone would be that compelled to show off his junk that he's willing to go to jail over it.

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/local/local_story_080104859.html
Alzestra
27-03-2007, 15:16
Some dude was exposing himself to a crowd of people leaving church. Church folks chased and tackled the flahser and he's now charged with indecent exposure. When asked what he was doing he responded "just hanging out".

So what would make someone think he's going to get away with showing off his hog to a crowd of church folks? Could it be he didn't care if he got caught? It's kind of strange that someone would be that compelled to show off his junk that he's willing to go to jail over it.

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/local/local_story_080104859.html

Sounds like a fun family day out to me!

Although, if I was ever flashed at, I'd just laugh and laugh.
Pwnageeeee
27-03-2007, 15:16
Some dude was exposing himself to a crowd of people leaving church. Church folks chased and tackled the flahser and he's now charged with indecent exposure. When asked what he was doing he responded "just hanging out".

So what would make someone think he's going to get away with showing off his hog to a crowd of church folks? Could it be he didn't care if he got caught? It's kind of strange that someone would be that compelled to show off his junk that he's willing to go to jail over it.

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/local/local_story_080104859.html

hehe. Now I'm tempted to do it. Besides funny thing happens when you show people your genitals, sometimes they want to see it again!
Compulsive Depression
27-03-2007, 15:45
Hmm... We haven't heard from Multiland for a while have we?
Winstanleys Diggers
27-03-2007, 15:52
he was just showing the good folk one of the wonders god hath made.
Pwnageeeee
27-03-2007, 16:59
he was just showing the good folk one of the wonders god hath made.

ROFL
Multiland
07-05-2007, 21:55
I genuinely think the penis should be revered - it is something that God gave man in order to take part in reproduction whilst experiencing intense pleasure. It is a beautiful thing with what is actually an amazing capability when you think about it - to create life, when combined with a vagina (which I also believe should be revered for similar reasons) - it's not something that should be treated with contempt.

Also...

While in the Department of Corrections, he was supposed to complete a sex offender program.

WTF? He wasn't going around molesting kids (or adults for that matter), he was just exposing part of his body - it's ludicrous to stick him on a sex offenders register.
Philosopy
07-05-2007, 21:57
I genuinely think the penis should be revered - it is something that God gave man in order to take part in reproduction whilst experiencing intense pleasure. It is a beautiful thing with what is actually an amazing capability when you think about it - to create life, when combined with a vagina (which I also believe should be revered for similar reasons) - it's not something that should be treated with contempt.

*Takes a step back, smiling cautiously*
Khadgar
07-05-2007, 21:57
Holy gravedig!
Philosopy
07-05-2007, 21:59
Holy gravedig!

Heh, I didn't spot that. It's not exactly a major one though, and it was on topic. Sort of.
Thewayoftheclosedfist
07-05-2007, 23:04
WTF? He wasn't going around molesting kids (or adults for that matter), he was just exposing part of his body - it's ludicrous to stick him on a sex offenders register.

most likely for the same reason why people who try to buy (get/whatever) a prostitute get on the list. the sad part is, is that if he gets on the list, in a few years he will be beat to death by people who think that he got on the list by raping people or molesting kids.
South Lizasauria
08-05-2007, 03:21
Some dude was exposing himself to a crowd of people leaving church. Church folks chased and tackled the flahser and he's now charged with indecent exposure. When asked what he was doing he responded "just hanging out".

So what would make someone think he's going to get away with showing off his hog to a crowd of church folks? Could it be he didn't care if he got caught? It's kind of strange that someone would be that compelled to show off his junk that he's willing to go to jail over it.

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/local/local_story_080104859.html

*twitches as the fascist part of me kicks in*
Troglobites
08-05-2007, 03:33
Warm Day?

OR shrinkage!
South Lizasauria
08-05-2007, 03:44
Every sicko should be shot or experimented on.... *puts on dark glasses and plots to bring the world to fascism* *nods* [mr. burns] Excellent [mr. burns/]