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I actually like being on top. That and when a girl sits on my lap facing me. I can elaborate more but maybe I better not. :p

What's your favorite position?

I actually like being on top. That and when a girl sits on my lap facing me. I can elaborate more but maybe I better not. :p

What's your favorite position?

Him on all fours on the floor, me on the couch with my feet on his back with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other.

Him on all fours on the floor, me on the couch with my feet on his back with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other.

ROFL! When I first read that I thought it said "bear in one hand" now that would be kinky.

ROFL! When I first read that I thought it said "bear in one hand" now that would be kinky.

That's not kinky - that's just called a threesome!

Generally those involving another person ;)

I actually like being on top. That and when a girl sits on my lap facing me. I can elaborate more but maybe I better not. :p

What's your favorite position?

Its all fun and games until she leans back too far. Dont let go of her elbows.

Ohh lets see, wing back, right midfeild, or striker!

Sideways ;)
Me lying on my side and him sort of sitting on my one leg, with the other on his shoulder....

That's not kinky - that's just called a threesome!

Wouldn't that depend on what kind of bear we're talking about?

Him on all fours on the floor, me on the couch with my feet on his back with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other.

:D

Wouldn't that depend on what kind of bear we're talking about?

Only in certain cultures, I'd imagine.

Wouldn't that depend on what kind of bear we're talking about?

Hmm you may be right. A grizzly for example, now that's just to much bear.

Sideways ;)
Me lying on my side and him sort of sitting on my one leg, with the other on his shoulder....

I've yet to try that, thanks for the idea. :D

Football: central midfield

Baseball: centerfield

Hockey: right wing

Rugby: hooker or fullback

Basketball: point guard

American football: defensive back

any/all

in the driver's seat.

Why... do you ask? http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Smilies%20and%20animated%20stuff/01_Charming_04_66757_t.jpg

Ohh lets see, wing back, right midfeild, or striker!

Steve McCroskey: Striker, Striker, Striker... :eek: STRIKER!

*Shrugs*
*Punches woman*

I don't have a favorite position, because I don't enjoy sex. And I disapprove of it too for others.

I like to be in the middle, so I can develop my base and build up my defenses before the enemy attacks. It also lets me be the tactical reserve and support my allies until my main, overwhelming assault force can be brought to the front.

Higher ground, so I can rain incendiary and projectiles onto my foes.

Higher ground, so I can rain incendiary and projectiles onto my foes.

Oh, so you drop siege tanks on to ridges as well?

any that the woman enjoys...

*ahem*

Any that the woman enjoys with me.

I like to be in the middle, so I can develop my base and build up my defenses before the enemy attacks. It also lets me be the tactical reserve and support my allies until my main, overwhelming assault force can be brought to the front.

. . . in bed ;)

Oh, so you drop siege tanks on to ridges as well?

Of course. Also, when I can build defensive buildings on them, I do.
(Them as in the ridges, not my foes.)

My favourite position?

Submissive.

. . . in bed ;)

;)

Of course. Also, when I can build defensive buildings on them, I do.

Kinky. :eek:

(Them as in the ridges, not my foes.)


Oh.

Of course. Also, when I can build defensive buildings on them, I do.

(Them as in the ridges, not my foes.)

If you're playing a pit map, a combo of siege tanks and missile turrets can stop anything coming in or coming out.

The one D'Onofrio's character uses for suspension in The Cell. Most of that set-up anyway.

If you're playing a pit map, a combo of siege tanks and missile turrets can stop anything coming in or coming out.

Not Guardians. Or Guardians + Corsairs.

My favourite position?

Submissive.

Don't tell The Sim Circus.

Any position where I may see my lover's eyes. Doggy is OK for moments of animal passion, but I really like seeing into his eyes and it's very hard to see his eyes when all I can see is the back of his head.

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Baseball- Catcher/First Base

Ice Hockey- Defenseman

Spooning, cos it usually means we're going again after the first time and it lets me incredibly lazy about it :p

left hand with tissue, right hand on Zilly Jr. ;)

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Smilies%20and%20animated%20stuff/01_Charming_04_66757_t.jpg


How dare you pinch my patented sleazy smiley! :(

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.



How dare you pinch my patented sleazy smiley! :(

Wait, I have that one too!

Doggy style or me on my back with my legs on his shoulders.

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

Because He thinks He won't be able to try any of them when He's older.

I believe strongly in mutual aid.

You give, and you receive.

Pro-choice.

Doggy style or me on my back with my legs on his shoulders.

Oh, I love those, too. :D

Wouldn't that depend on what kind of bear we're talking about?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Pedobear.png

As for the topic question...........


Hey look, a three headed monkey!
*flees*

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

How dare you pinch my patented sleazy smiley! :(
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic012.gif Because it's an evil thread?

it has to be with her on top. Hell in the shower with water dripping all over.

standing up in a canoe

Any position where I may see my lover's eyes. Doggy is OK for moments of animal passion, but I really like seeing into his eyes and it's very hard to see his eyes when all I can see is the back of his head.

Agreed. *nods*

Other than that, it depends on whether I'm being the top or bottom, the mood I'm in, and my pain level on a given day.

standing up in a canoe

Too much balance involved.

Don't tell The Sim Circus.

I admit it, I don't get it.

Too much balance involved.

Fucking close to water.

He must be talking about US beer :D

He must be talking about US beer :D


Now now it's not all that bad!

If you don't behave I will send a you a few cases of Coors light!

:D

Now now it's not all that bad!

If you don't behave I will send a you a few cases of Coors light!

:D

Coors is piss.:p You are truely evil.

I actually like being on top. That and when a girl sits on my lap facing me. I can elaborate more but maybe I better not. :p

What's your favorite position?

I'll take whatever I can get, but no girl on top.

I'll take whatever I can get, but no girl on top.
Beggars can't be choosers.

I'll take whatever I can get, but no girl on top.

Do you know what you're missing?

I'll take whatever I can get, but no girl on top.

Only guys allowed there, huh? :)


:p

*Flees due to display of serious lack of respect*

I don't approve of s*x.

I'll take whatever I can get, but no girl on top.

:confused: Why not?

Spooning, cos it usually means we're going again after the first time and it lets me incredibly lazy about it :p

I'll second this one. :p

Though I've always been a fan of the "sideways" position Cabra mentioned.

Steve McCroskey: Striker, Striker, Striker... :eek: STRIKER!

*Shrugs*
*Punches woman*

Airplane FTW! :D

I'll take whatever I can get, but no girl on top.

:confused: Why not?

Fear of fat chicks. :p

The sideways one, legs-on-shoulders, doggy. And my dining table is a very convenient height...

I'd say "dirty sanchez" to get the poor, curious innocent people to look it up, but I'm not that cruel ;)

What's your favorite position?

Man on top, woman in magazine :)

I'd say "dirty sanchez" to get the poor, curious innocent people to look it up, but I'm not that cruel ;)

Nah, that one's too well known. Go for the pink sock FTW!

Me standing up, girl suspended against wall. Or, girl on top.

Man on top, woman in magazine :)

Quoted for mighty truth.

Nah, that one's too well known. Go for the pink sock FTW!

Why, is that your fav? To give or receive?

Why, is that your fav?

No, just really gross. :p

No, just really gross. :p

Pig.

Pig.

Went and looked it up, didn'tcha? http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif

Went and looked it up, didn'tcha? http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif

Worse. I knew what it was already.

Which is sad in and of itself.

Worse. I knew what it was already.

Which is sad in and of itself.

Ooh, you're a dirty girl... :p

Nah, that one's too well known. Go for the pink sock FTW!

Hahaha, I had to look that one up. Terrible :D

Worse. I knew what it was already.

Which is sad in and of itself.

I can't believe you wasted the 69 position post on that.

Man on top, woman in magazine :)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Thread.jpg

Airplane FTW! :D
Airplane! can't be beat! :)
Nah, that one's too well known. Go for the pink sock FTW!
Pink... sock...? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked009.gif

I'm guessing that this is something I don't want to know.
Worse. I knew what it was already.

Which is sad in and of itself.
Oookay.

*Backs slowly away*

I can't believe you wasted the 69 position post on that.

Whaddevah.

In a totally unrelated aside...I just got some chips from a vending machine, and my falling bag strategically knocked down a bag of pretzels some poor person paid for but that got stuck. And I actually uttered the word's, "FOR THE WIN!"

Small thing, but it rocked.

Back to sex.

Um, okay, so my fav is face down, ass up....preferably with a hand on the back of my neck.

Ooh, you're a dirty girl... :p

You don't know the half of it!

Whaddevah.

In a totally unrelated aside...I just got some chips from a vending machine, and my falling bag strategically knocked down a bag of pretzels some poor person paid for but that got stuck. And I actually uttered the word's, "FOR THE WIN!"

Small thing, but it rocked.

Back to sex.

Um, okay, so my fav is face down, ass up....preferably with a hand on the back of my neck.

See, sex is so complex for women. Us men either stand up or lie down. Women bend 360 degrees if it means they'll climax.

I can never remember in the morning...

i can't remember the position either.

See, sex is so complex for women. Us men either stand up or lie down. Women bend 360 degrees if it means they'll climax.

No shit, sherlock.

And if you really don't think a 'naughty' position doesn't make it better for the guy too, then you lack experience.

By the way, nothing really complex about the modified doggy position. Sheesh. Missionary much?

And if you really don't think a 'naughty' position doesn't make it better for the guy too, then you lack experience.

Come now, I didn't say that. :p

See, sex is so complex for women. Us men either stand up or lie down. Women bend 360 degrees if it means they'll climax.

Which is funny, really; they could just go and spend a few quid in Ann Summers.

See, sex is so complex for women. Us men either stand up or lie down. Women bend 360 degrees if it means they'll climax.

She's basically talking about doggystyle but a little rougher/more dominated.

It's not one of those advanced karma sutra things...

And if your sex is limited to 'stand up or lie down' then... um... my condolences. :(

She's basically talking about doggystyle but a little rougher/more dominated.

It's not one of those advanced karma sutra things...

And if your sex is limited to 'stand up or lie down' then... um... my condolences. :(

Bah, it was a half joke. And no, I'm not THAT limited.

Which is funny, really; they could just go and spend a few quid in Ann Summers.

Unfortunately, it's difficult to beat yourself with a belt while being penetrated from behind. And recharging batteries is a pain.

Unfortunately, it's difficult to beat yourself with a belt while being penetrated from behind. And recharging batteries is a pain.

Practice!

And mains adapters!

She's basically talking about doggystyle but a little rougher/more dominated.

It's not one of those advanced karma sutra things...

And if your sex is limited to 'stand up or lie down' then... um... my condolences. :(

That reminds me of things not to say during/after sex:

1. Dude! That was awesome!! High 5!
2. Oh, that explains alot.
3. Cash or credit?
4. Paper or plastic?
5. Thanks, sis.
6. Awwww, you're a good Fido, oh yes you are!
7. *scream* So... That's not where I swipe the credit card.
8. Mom, I can't sleep and you're not helping.
9. I've got an "A" now, right?
10. Wait. Only one of thems real?!?
11. i'm like a baby down below...8 pounds, twelve inches.
12. Yeah, I'm stuck too.
13. -There's a bunch of stuff in there, are you sick?
-No, but the last guy was.

That's most of the awkward positions.

Practice!

And mains adapters!

Na, it's way more fun as a team sport.

I would describe my favorite position to you, but you might attempt it, and only goofballs and members of Cirque du Soleil are qualified to perform these maneuvers without physical injury. :)

I would describe my favorite position to you, but you might attempt it, and only goofballs and members of Cirque du Soleil are qualified to perform these maneuvers without physical injury. :)

I don't know how my garden hose does it.

OT: All over the place.
I do like variety and don't have a particular favourite...
But I do like the "legs on shoulders" thingy :-)
*Blushes*

in public

Y'know, the missionary gets a lot of flak, but it's a good standby when mixed in with a few other options. You gotta mix it up a bit. I'm kind of partial to doggy-style with the girl lieing down near the edge of the bed, with me standing behind. Girl on top is great to give the love muscles a bit of a rest, and allow the girl complete control.

Once in a while, the girl with her back to a set of stairs and myself on top is fun as well.

I actually like being on top. That and when a girl sits on my lap facing me. I can elaborate more but maybe I better not. :p

What's your favorite position?

Doggy style, him on the bottom and me on top. :>

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.



How dare you pinch my patented sleazy smiley! :(

ROFL, I wonder what position baby Jesus likes the most.

in public

QFT.

Or better, in the back of a police car.

QFT.

Or better, in the back of a police car.

:eek:

I like you more and more with each post

:eek:

I like you more and more with each post

:p Thanks.

You should try it sometime. :D

whatever makes her burst fast, furious, and frequently. Usually from the back with the hands and hair pulled back. Then there are correct angles when legs are up on one shoulder. Do we really have to pick just one? If you can do it without pain and you enjoy it, have a fricken party.

:p Thanks.

You should try it sometime. :D

Would this be with the police officer? :D I'm more than willing!

my friends informed me about the helicopter this evening. i'm not sure i understand the physics of it but from the diagram i can imagine a fair bit of chaffing. is there actually spinning involved? it seems a hell of of a lot of effort for something that is dreadfully boring already.

Whaddevah.

In a totally unrelated aside...I just got some chips from a vending machine, and my falling bag strategically knocked down a bag of pretzels some poor person paid for but that got stuck. And I actually uttered the word's, "FOR THE WIN!"

Small thing, but it rocked.

Back to sex.

Um, okay, so my fav is face down, ass up....preferably with a hand on the back of my neck.

Do we know each other? Sweet about the pretzels too.

Would this be with the police officer? :D I'm more than willing!

For an extra $50, sure! :D

The sideways one, legs-on-shoulders, doggy. And my dining table is a very convenient height...

I'd say "dirty sanchez" to get the poor, curious innocent people to look it up, but I'm not that cruel ;)

dirty sanchez is possibly the foulest thing ever invented. i cant imagine why anyone would consent to have that done to them.

No shit, sherlock.

And if you really don't think a 'naughty' position doesn't make it better for the guy too, then you lack experience.

By the way, nothing really complex about the modified doggy position. Sheesh. Missionary much?

my modified doggie position is called the gut crushing flying monkey (because I get Fing bored sometimes okay? :fluffle: ) Wrap legs like a monkey grips almost around the waste in front and aim down. Good over a chair to which you can grab the other side, or perhaps by bedside if you can grab a headboard to help maintain balance.

dirty sanchez is possibly the foulest thing ever invented. i cant imagine why anyone would consent to have that done to them.

No...look up Cincinnati Bow Tie sometime...

Pfft.
Donkey punch absolutely destroys Dirty Sanchez, and White Lemonade that.

For an extra $50, sure! :D

wait, I didn't know money was involved in the first place. It sounds like more fun when the payout is in orgasms for both parties (assuming only two people are involved)

No...look up Cincinnati Bow Tie sometime...

a hot plate is a funny one as well. You have to look to the urban dictionary for that one.

a hot plate on the chest is not preferred.

Anything that involves your (pps) pee, pets, or shit just isn't for me. I'm an open person, but there must be limits drawn somewhere. If you enjoy it then good for you.

a hot plate is a funny one as well. You have to look to the urban dictionary for that one.

a hot plate on the chest is not preferred.

Anything that involves your (pps) pee, pets, or shit just isn't for me. I'm an open person, but there must be limits drawn somewhere. If you enjoy it then good for you.

So your fine with vomit, right?

So your fine with vomit, right?

Who isn't?

So your fine with vomit, right?

all right you got me, please don't excrete anything but vaginal fluid on me because although squirting can scare the shit out of you the first time, it's a wild trip. It always gives me the "why I outta" attitude. If you've ever heard the lyrics to a song that goes "I aint a cuddler I'll fuck the drool out a chick" then you know the style. Spit I pay no mind, so I guess that ends the allowable list of bodily fluids.

wait, I didn't know money was involved in the first place. It sounds like more fun when the payout is in orgasms for both parties (assuming only two people are involved)

Yeah, in my case it was two...

Anyway, someone a few pages back mentioned on your side (too lazy to look it up), but with the guy taking me from behind. It's kind of difficult to explain.

Of course, putting through the rough is always fun.
Urban dictionary, if you're THAT curious.

Yeah, in my case it was two...

Anyway, someone a few pages back mentioned on your side (too lazy to look it up), but with the guy taking me from behind. It's kind of difficult to explain.

I call it the one leg up T. You basically form a T with the man behind the woman so if you were flipped upright it pretty much would be doggie. holding the one leg up assists in penetration depth and angle. Do you like the hand wrapped around your chest or even up around the neck? Not that you have to answer, just an inconsequential wondering.

Yeah, in my case it was two...

Anyway, someone a few pages back mentioned on your side (too lazy to look it up), but with the guy taking me from behind. It's kind of difficult to explain.

sounds like a wonderful story :D

Pfft.
Donkey punch absolutely destroys Dirty Sanchez, and White Lemonade that.

Alambama Hot Pocket FTW!

Alambama Hot Pocket FTW!

No, no, and again, no.

I call it the one leg up T. You basically form a T with the man behind the woman so if you were flipped upright it pretty much would be doggie. holding the one leg up assists in penetration depth and angle. Do you like the hand wrapped around your chest or even up around the neck? Not that you have to answer, just an inconsequential wondering.

Yeah, that was it. Thanks. As for the hand, around the neck usually, but I guess it depends on the mood.

sounds like a wonderful story :D

Well, he asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I was really half-joking...imagine my surprise.

Alambama Hot Pocket FTW!

6th Century Cannon. You won't find this on the interwebs, but lets just say it involves rice pudding.

On the NS sidebar, it says "What is your favorite posi"

Do we know each other? Sweet about the pretzels too.

I don't know, do you yell 'Do the Sinister!' when you cum?

On the NS sidebar, it says "What is your favorite posi"

:fluffle:

dirty sanchez is possibly the foulest thing ever invented. i cant imagine why anyone would consent to have that done to them.

More like a bunch of sex-deprived teens got together and thought up a bunch of stupid shit and gave it stupid names, then pretended they did them.

Y'know, the missionary gets a lot of flak, but it's a good standby when mixed in with a few other options. You gotta mix it up a bit. I'm kind of partial to doggy-style with the girl lieing down near the edge of the bed, with me standing behind. Girl on top is great to give the love muscles a bit of a rest, and allow the girl complete control.

Once in a while, the girl with her back to a set of stairs and myself on top is fun as well.

Politically astute AND sexually fun. Oh wait, AND Canadian! It doesn't get much better :D

More like a bunch of sex-deprived teens got together and thought up a bunch of stupid shit and gave it stupid names, then pretended they did them.

And then had 90's former child stars act them out on tape.

No, no, and again, no.

That's actually not horrible...especially compared to the other crap that's been mentioned.

6th Century Cannon. You won't find this on the interwebs, but lets just say it involves rice pudding.

And by rice pudding you mean?

Politically astute AND sexually fun. Oh wait, AND Canadian! It doesn't get much better :D

Gee, no one's ever called me politically astute and sexually fun in the same sentence before. You're making me feel all warm and gooey inside.

What am I going to do with all this warm goo?

Gee, no one's ever called me politically astute and sexually fun in the same sentence before. You're making me feel all warm and gooey inside.

What am I going to do with all this warm goo?

Hmmm, how about if you come up with a really good answer to that, you get to do it? :D

And then had 90's former child stars act them out on tape.

That was advertised, but not delivered. Not worth the price of admission.

And by rice pudding you mean?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_pudding

That was advertised, but not delivered. Not worth the price of admission.

Wait, that never happened? I could have sworn I heard Screech did that in his sex tape!

Hmmm, how about if you come up with a really good answer to that, you get to do it? :D

Pshaw! Your'e a submissive. I think I'll do whatever I like with it! :p

Wait, that never happened? I could have sworn I heard Screech did that in his sex tape!

He bragged that he did at the end, they even packaged the legitimate DVD with a scratch-n-sniff sticker. But nowhere in the video was the aformentioned act performed.

Pshaw! Your'e a submissive. I think I'll do whatever I like with it! :p

Nice answer :D But I'm not a sub to just anyone ya know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_pudding

I thought it was a euphamism for something else.

Don't ask: NSFNSG.

Every single one of these replies makes my hip hurt like hell. :( I'm hobbling off for a hot bath and maybe a vicodin.

Nice answer :D But I'm not a sub to just anyone ya know.

To be honest, it wasn't what I expected.

But it's kinky as all hell!

There's also the classic "Man on top, blow-up doll on bottom"...

He bragged that he did at the end, they even packaged the legitimate DVD with a scratch-n-sniff sticker. But nowhere in the video was the aformentioned act performed.

IT HAD A SCRATCH N SNIFF STICKER?
It had to have been worth it then!

To be honest, it wasn't what I expected.

But it's kinky as all hell!

Just making it clear...I'm a slut, but I'm a selective slut;)

IT HAD A SCRATCH N SNIFF STICKER?
It had to have been worth it then!

The scratch-n-sniff sticker was pretty ingenious, it got me to throw down money on something that was guaranteed to traumatize me.

Just making it clear...I'm a slut, but I'm a selective slut;)

Well, hello there... ;)

I am so disturbed that there really is a Screech sex tape.

That alone is vomit inducing, never mind the filthy mexican addition.

Just making it clear...I'm a slut, but I'm a selective slut;)

Crystal Clear Darlin!



Now if you'll all excuse me, I need the room to myself for a minute...

Crystal Clear Darlin!

Now if you'll all excuse me, I need the room to myself for a minute...
No no, I get to watch!

Well, hello there... ;)

Like I said.
*shut down*

No no, I get to watch!

Oh, well that goes without saying. You get the multi-media treatment, complete with surround sound and extended features.

Oh, well that goes without saying. You get the multi-media treatment, complete with surround sound and extended features.

Ooooh, I also like the director's commentary...

Only guys allowed there, huh? :)


:p

*Flees due to display of serious lack of respect*

Lolz.

:confused: Why not?

I was never great with people on top of me.

Fear of fat chicks. :p

Lolz.

Do you know what you're missing?

Nah. Tell me.

Beggars can't be choosers.

True that.

Ooooh, I also like the director's commentary...

Naturally. No silent flick here. It's a truly interactive experience.

I don't know, do you yell 'Do the Sinister!' when you cum?

I thought you'd never remember me :fluffle: That is a hell of a punchline though. No, mine usually sounds more like "take it all down like the dirty little slut you are," or something like that. I think it packs more of a punch.

Naturally. No silent flick here. It's a truly interactive experience.

'Flick' is NOT what I thought that said.

Either way, yay! I'm a fan of high volume.

I thought you'd never remember me :fluffle: That is a hell of a punchline though. No, mine usually sounds more like "take it all down like the dirty little slut you are," or something like that. I think it packs more of a punch.

I was going to say something like that, but I thought that it was a little too common...you and fifty other filthy-mouthed guys here might actually think you DID know me :D (for the record folks...ya don't)

I was going to say something like that, but I thought that it was a little too common...you and fifty other filthy-mouthed guys here might actually think you DID know me :D (for the record folks...ya don't)

oh no, I was purely being farcical when I asked the question. Knowing you sounds like it'd be a hell of a good time. I am anything but common little girl and you'll learn how to speak properly if you know what's good for you. :cool: No, I don't spend much time in Canada but it seems as though I should have. I've known a filipina from the great white north and she was a terribly tantalizing slut. I just presumed it was a fluke, but now I know it's because she's Canadian. Thanks for clearing that up.

I am anything but common little girl and you'll learn how to speak properly if you know what's good for you. :cool: No no no, you've got it all wrong...I pick my harem, and they get to make me their bitch. No one gets to vote themselves in :D

I just presumed it was a fluke, but now I know it's because she's Canadian. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ha, I wish we were all sluts...then I wouldn't have to go so long looking for a girl to have sex with. Damn prudes.

I was going to say something like that, but I thought that it was a little too common...you and fifty other filthy-mouthed guys here might actually think you DID know me :D (for the record folks...ya don't)

I'd like to get to know you just like how the spanish guy I met in Amsterdam said he got to 'know' a japanese girl.

oh no, I was purely being farcical when I asked the question. Knowing you sounds like it'd be a hell of a good time. I am anything but common little girl and you'll learn how to speak properly if you know what's good for you. :cool: No, I don't spend much time in Canada but it seems as though I should have. I've known a filipina from the great white north and she was a terribly tantalizing slut. I just presumed it was a fluke, but now I know it's because she's Canadian. Thanks for clearing that up.



Nope, my wife is filipina and her sexual appetite in nearly insatiable.

No no no, you've got it all wrong...I pick my harem, and they get to make me their bitch. No one gets to vote themselves in :D



Ha, I wish we were all sluts...then I wouldn't have to go so long looking for a girl to have sex with. Damn prudes.

In due time you will see me worthy, but until then....

Yes, girls that truly love sex, not addicted in a creepy way, are the foremost creatures in all of humanity. I never understood the puritanical nature in which the US educational system taught sex education to us. Some just went on having boring sex for fear that if they really enjoyed it that it would make it, "more evil?" If enjoying sex is evil then see you on Satan's couch.

My favorite position?

The Swedish Elevator

I'd like to get to know you just like how the spanish guy I met in Amsterdam said he got to 'know' a japanese girl.

Baby you already know me in everything just shy of the biblical sense, stop lying!

Oh no, no no no, this thread can NOT end!

My favourite position?

Submissive.
I just canNOT see this given how you normally act here. I'm getting a divide by cucumber error when I try to process. :confused:

As for me... bathtubs I guess. We always seem to have much more fun when water is invloved, never mind the actual position.

Must have something to do with being married to a former swimmer. ;)

I just canNOT see this given how you normally act here. I'm getting a divide by cucumber error when I try to process. :confused: No big surprise...being a sub doesn't mean one is meek or mild except in very specific circumstances.

Hmmm, this thread is in Moderation...probably going to be shut down :(

No big surprise...being a sub doesn't mean one is meek or mild except in very specific circumstances.
Still not quite believing it, but if you say so...

Hmmm, this thread is in Moderation...probably going to be shut down :(
I'm surprised it lasted this long given the subject matter at hand.

Still not quite believing it, but if you say so... No worries, you don't have to believe.


I'm surprised it lasted this long given the subject matter at hand.
Mods have been busy.

I just canNOT see this given how you normally act here. I'm getting a divide by cucumber error when I try to process. :confused:

I was confused at first. But when you think about it, what type of guy is always lining up at the door of a dominatrix? Men who are normally in positions of authority, or are domineering in general, right? It only seems natural that a woman who likes to put up a fight would be similar.

You just never can tell.

Hmmm, this thread is in Moderation...probably going to be shut down :(

I wouldn't be surprised. Fun while it lasted!

I was confused at first. But when you think about it, what type of guy is always lining up at the door of a dominatrix? Men who are normally in positions of authority, or are domineering in general, right? It only seems natural that a woman who likes to put up a fight would be similar.

You just never can tell. Exactly. I could never be a dominant. It's totally repulsive to me.

I wouldn't be surprised. Fun while it lasted!

So much fun...

I was confused at first. But when you think about it, what type of guy is always lining up at the door of a dominatrix? Men who are normally in positions of authority, or are domineering in general, right? It only seems natural that a woman who likes to put up a fight would be similar.

You just never can tell.
You have a point there. Oh well, I never got the whole domination/submission thing either (Not saying it's wrong mind you, just that I don't understand the attraction and it ain't my cup of tea).

I wouldn't be surprised. Fun while it lasted!
It was a *ahem* very interesting read, yes. ;)

Exactly. I could never be a dominant. It's totally repulsive to me.
You just save it up for arguing here. :p ;)

You have a point there. Oh well, I never got the whole domination/submission thing either (Not saying it's wrong mind you, just that I don't understand the attraction and it ain't my cup of tea). That's what I used to say.

Someone convinced me.

You just save it up for arguing here. :p ;)

Totally different situation. Even as a sub, I'm not going to meekly accept a shit argument.

But I'll be a hell of a lot more polite about it:D

That's what I used to say.

Someone convinced me.
I doubt the same would happen to me. I'm too nice to dominate and too damn stuborn to submit. :D

Favorite position you say?

It depends.

If I'm... you know... playing what we like to call "2fort" I like being all sneaky about it, sometimes swimming under the water, up the stairs, up the platform, and that's when it gets really exciting really fast, but usually short lived.

If we're "dustbowling," things can get really hot. I just love shooting my bazooka filled with fire and watching things ignite. Or putting on my docter's uniform and getting close and personal.

Of course I can switch things up whenever they need be, but I find these positions in these situations the most enjoyable.

;)

My favourite position?

Submissive.

I'm going to have to go with Sin on this one. Definitely.

I doubt the same would happen to me. I'm too nice to dominate and too damn stuborn to submit. :D

Mmmhmmm.
Heard it all before, hon.

I'm going to have to go with Sin on this one. Definitely.

Oh! Interesting! *does secret handshake* :D

Oh! Interesting! *does secret handshake* :D

Definitely, especially after a recent(ish) encounter.

*secret handshake back*

:D

Mmmhmmm.
Heard it all before, hon.
I don't know about that...

Definitely, especially after a recent(ish) encounter.

*secret handshake back*

:D

Hehehehehe. Oooh, now I want dirty details and the like:D

I don't know about that...

Yeah, I said that too.

Next you're going to say, "well, I might try it out for fun, something a little different, but I'd never really be into it".

Yeah, I said that too.

Next you're going to say, "well, I might try it out for fun, something a little different, but I'd never really be into it".
*blinks* Um... actually no. I would say it's a moot point because I'm not really interested in trying it (Joking about tying up my wife aside).

Hehehehehe. Oooh, now I want dirty details and the like:D

What can I say, he was quite, erm...forceful and, as it turns out, I was more than happy to oblige...yeah....a good night was had :D

*blinks* Um... actually no. I would say it's a moot point because I'm not really interested in trying it (Joking about tying up my wife aside).

Okay, whaddevah:)

If you DO change your mind, send pics, ok, thanks.

What can I say, he was quite, erm...forceful and, as it turns out, I was more than happy to oblige...yeah....a good night was had :D

Yay!

Problem is, I find I can't go back.

Don't know why I'd want to, but anywho.

Yay!

Problem is, I find I can't go back.

Don't know why I'd want to, but anywho.

Well, I think I've found what does it for me, anyway :)

What's your favorite position?

About 1 step to the right, 1 step back, and facing 45 degrees to the rest of the crowd. :D

Ruck-rover or half forward flank.

Yay!

Problem is, I find I can't go back.

Don't know why I'd want to, but anywho.According to Wikipedia, rough sex is actually more pleasurable for women than most other kinds of sex.

(Don't ask why I was looking up rough sex on Wikipedia.)

According to Wikipedia, rough sex is actually more pleasurable for women than most other kinds of sex.

(Don't ask why I was looking up rough sex on Wikipedia.)

Why were you? :p

But you can't trust much more than the alphabets on Wikipedia....

My fav position is in front of the computer screen....... you can imagine the rest

According to Wikipedia, rough sex is actually more pleasurable for women than most other kinds of sex.

(Don't ask why I was looking up rough sex on Wikipedia.)

I knew it! Hair pulling and ass slapping ftw!

I hate sex.

Honestly.

And I hate how people always think about it. It's always the focus of their mind. Blah blah blah. Even when it's supposedly not, it still is. Women and men both, they are idiots and their sick fascination with grotesque physiological functions is no more appealing to me than a hot semi-solid poop is to you.

I hate sex.

Honestly.



Maybe if you say this to yourself over, and over, and over, you'll actually believe it too.

Maybe if you say this to yourself over, and over, and over, you'll actually believe it too.

I actually already believe it.

Sex is an addiction. So most people who get it are not able to think rationally about it - they will be blindly supportive of sex because of the way it boosts their physiological system responses. They of course think it's good, just as a heroin addict thinks smack is good.

But think how dangerous sex is. STDs, many of them fatal. The potential risk of reproduction, thus contributing to overpopulation, and the situation of people bringing kids into the world they haven't the first idea how to raise. Dysfunctional families, homeless children, babies in dumpsters all resulting. Then there's nonconsentual sex, rape. That can't be good no matter how one looks at it.

So in the end, I think people would be better off without sex.

I know it's made me a better person.

So in the end, I think people would be better off without sex.

I know it's made me a better person.
You're scaring me here.

So there are two extremes. No sex, making you a better person....or enjoying sex which means you are comparable to a heroin addict.

And you're saying my view on sex is unhealthy?

I'm not even going to get into you characterising rape as being about sex. That's just wrong on so many levels.

So in the end, I think people would be better off without sex.

I know it's made me a better person.So, how long has it been since you haven't gotten any?

You're scaring me here.

So there are two extremes. No sex, making you a better person....or enjoying sex which means you are comparable to a heroin addict.

Oh, you may think you enjoy sex... but really, that's just because your body desires it. Just like a heroin addict's body craves heroin and so he says he likes the shit. And don't you feel any sort of withdrawal if you don't get your drug often enough? I bet you do...


I'm not even going to get into you characterising rape as being about sex. That's just wrong on so many levels.

Rape IS sex, I am not saying it is "about" sex. It is sex by definition. With no sex there would be no rape.

Oh, you may think you enjoy sex... but really, that's just because your body desires it. Just like a heroin addict's body craves heroin and so he says he likes the shit. And don't you feel any sort of withdrawal if you don't get your drug often enough? I bet you do...

Rape IS sex, I am not saying it is "about" sex. It is sex by definition. With no sex there would be no rape.

Sorry hon, not going to accept that I'm a sex addict. Or conversely, if I am, I'm unrepentant. Hope things start looking up for you soon.

I knew it! Hair pulling and ass slapping ftw!

Biting. dont forget biting.