NationStates Jolt Archive


"Crocs on a Plane"!!!

Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2007, 19:36
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/03/26/gaza.crocodiles.ap/index.html

The new terrorist weapon: Crocodiles. Can dogs smell them?
Ifreann
26-03-2007, 19:37
I was hoping for fully grown crocodiles :(
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2007, 19:41
I was hoping for fully grown crocodiles :(

Give them time. *nods knowingly*
JuNii
26-03-2007, 20:15
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/03/26/gaza.crocodiles.ap/index.html

The new terrorist weapon: Crocodiles. Can dogs smell them?

I sense a movie... starring chis rock maybe? :p


"The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard," Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

wow... just... wow...
German Nightmare
26-03-2007, 20:30
I wonder what would happen if you flushed them down one of those chemical toilets. Maybe they'll mutate on a long-distance flight?!? http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crocodile.gif
Ifreann
26-03-2007, 20:31
I wonder what would happen if you flushed them down one of those chemical toilets. Maybe they'll mutate on a long-distance flight?!? http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crocodile.gif

Teenage Mutant Hero Crocodiles!
Morganatron
26-03-2007, 20:35
They needed Steve Irwin. *sniff* :(
German Nightmare
26-03-2007, 22:45
Teenage Mutant Hero Crocodiles!
Yay!
They needed Steve Irwin. *sniff* :(
Oh man. I still miss him! :(
Gauthier
26-03-2007, 22:56
"There goes Ace Rimmer. What a guy!!"
Darknovae
26-03-2007, 23:09
Yay!

Oh man. I still miss him! :(

:(
Lunatic Goofballs
27-03-2007, 02:43
They needed Steve Irwin. *sniff* :(

Maybe a buddy movie with Steve Irwin and Samuel L Jackson! Pity they're half dead. :(
Sel Appa
27-03-2007, 03:28
That would be interesting.
Xenophobialand
27-03-2007, 03:50
How mundane. From the title and author, I was expecting more of a "Lunatic, what the &$%! were you thinking?!" kind of response to the post.
Philosopy
27-03-2007, 08:08
Here are the crocs. They look a bit dead to me.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42728000/jpg/_42728977_croc_203.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6495491.stm
The Scandinvans
27-03-2007, 08:30
Let us try for Vikings piloting a plane.

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/wtc/viking-chick.jpg
Zagat
27-03-2007, 12:55
Yeah, great link/story, the only way it could have been better would be if the story had included crocs on a plane, or a plane for that matter.:p

Still a bit of poetic license doesnt go astray especially when it's to highlight important issues such as the need to tie shut the jaws of any crocs you intend to tie to your waist. :D