NationStates Jolt Archive

Taken a wizz/piss/wee wee etc..?

I've done it in some strangers flower pot before in their front garden
and on the golf of finland (it was frozen over)
and also in some strangers fish pond.

(I was drunk of course)

Isn't everyday a weird wizz for you? I mean you are in Brighton after all.:p

A trash can in a public library.

Isn't everyday a weird wizz for you? I mean you are in Brighton after all.:p

:upyours: ;)

the garbage can in my kitchen.

I woke up one morning and had to pee, and I somehow confused the garbage can with the toilet, and thought I was in the bathroom.

:upyours: ;)

I kid I kid. I like Brighton and almost brings up images of sunshine and beaches. My towns name brings up the images of graves. Anyway I once peed over bridge onto passing traffic...(Yeah I was drunk)

Running in a backwards zigzag down my street, apparently.

Yeah, I may have been a little worse for wear at the time...

Public bathroom door which was locked. Caught and arrested for it. And that is all I have to say on the matter. (burp)

The middle of the street.

the garbage can in my kitchen.

I woke up one morning and had to pee, and I somehow confused the garbage can with the toilet, and thought I was in the bathroom.

Hey, it's an easy mistake to make.

My dresser.

You missed the s in your title.

It would be funnier if you'd missed a p.

i got so drunk once i tried to wee on someone. also tried to wee on someones kitchen window in front of their parents. both times fortunately i was stopped by my friends. the first time i ever got drunk i pissed all over someones new pool table although i got away with that one by blaming it on some kid.

In a bucket.

It was kind of funny though. I was just getting the hang of using the toilet. (Toddler during this.) My mom was cleaning the floor then got up for something. I looked into the bucket she was using and said to myself "A bowl with water in it, close enough." and just went in it. She came back and never noticed until she was done.

"Why does it smell weird in here now?"

In a vent in my friend's house. We were having a party and he was being a jerk to me, so I took my smelly revenge.

In a vent in my friend's house. We were having a party and he was being a jerk to me, so I took my smelly revenge.

I've done that. :p

On the floor of my father's cubicle: I was seven and had a fear of public bathrooms.

In a bucket.

It was kind of funny though. I was just getting the hang of using the toilet. (Toddler during this.) My mom was cleaning the floor then got up for something. I looked into the bucket she was using and said to myself "A bowl with water in it, close enough." and just went in it. She came back and never noticed until she was done.

"Why does it smell weird in here now?"*lol*

On a floating dock in the middle of a lake. In broad daylight.

My friend peed in a trash can once.

On the wall of the church at the private Christian school I used attend when I was little. It was actually the popular thing to do in kindergarten, so me and my friends did this about everyday for a month until they go caught. They didn't find me because I hid in the bushes.

The Louvre

Between parked cars in parking lots.
On the side of the Cross-Island Epxressway, the Garden State Parkway and The NJ Turnpike/I95.
Between video games in a bar.
Out the second story hotel room window,through a screen.

Edit: Plus the one that may expose my identity- At the front of a bus,into a large Snapple bottle with over thirty guys throwing stuff at me and the driver trying to pretend she sees this every day.

against the wall of a girls bedroom i didn't know that well. the girl, her best friend and three of my friends were watching. i have no clue why they didn't trie to stop me. especially because i did that twice. i was naked and drunk at the time too.
also it wasn't as bad as it seems because they were still building the house and there wasn't any wallpaper yet. only brick. it was weird to wake up with two giant wet spots on the wall though.

a friend of mine once peed against the house of a local 'celebrity'. wich was funny as hell.

While at uni, I went to a fraternity party and, after paying the cover charge with 300 pennies and then clearing a 10-foot radius around the bar by shotgunning several beers in a row ("OMGooses!!!1one He's gonna puke on us!"), I hit their bathroom and pissed all over everything but the toilet, including every roll of toilet paper they had.

Needless to say, the party wasn't hosted by my own fraternity. ;)

A year or two ago, my toilet was being repainted, and couldn't be used for four days. Luckily I had a pile of empty coke bottles lying around, so I just used them. I filled two 1,5 liter bottles during that 4-day period.

A year or two ago, my toilet was being repainted, and couldn't be used for four days. Luckily I had a pile of empty coke bottles lying around, so I just used them. I filled two 1,5 liter bottles during that 4-day period.

Only three liters in four days? You don't piss very much.

In a toilet.

I feel I should clarify this as to why, exactly, that might be considered a weird place to piss.

Firstly, it was a toilet in the middle of the woods.

Secondly, it was halfway up a tree.

Thirdly, my idiot friends who had encouraged me to piss there completely failed to realise that the thing wouldn't be plumbed in, stood underneath the tree while I pissed in it, and failed to move out of the way until a good few seconds after I started. By which time they were all at least a little damp.

Only three liters in four days? You don't piss very much.

Normally I would, but I tried to drink as little as possible, just so that I wouldn't need to piss much. It's not the most convenient urinating method imaginable.

In a toilet.

I feel I should clarify this as to why, exactly, that might be considered a weird place to piss.

Firstly, it was a toilet in the middle of the woods.

Secondly, it was halfway up a tree.

Thirdly, my idiot friends who had encouraged me to piss there completely failed to realise that the thing wouldn't be plumbed in, stood underneath the tree while I pissed in it, and failed to move out of the way until a good few seconds after I started. By which time they were all at least a little damp.


You've got some incredibly stupid friends. :p

In a toilet.

I feel I should clarify this as to why, exactly, that might be considered a weird place to piss.

Firstly, it was a toilet in the middle of the woods.

Secondly, it was halfway up a tree.

Thirdly, my idiot friends who had encouraged me to piss there completely failed to realise that the thing wouldn't be plumbed in, stood underneath the tree while I pissed in it, and failed to move out of the way until a good few seconds after I started. By which time they were all at least a little damp.

hahahahahaha! that's the funniest thing i've read today! :D

One time I pissed against the door that leads to the backyard of my neighbours (in the middle of the night of course).

Actually I lied, I did that multiple times, though not in the same night.

One time I pied against the door that leads to the backyard of my neighbours (in the middle of the night of course).

Actually I lied, I did that multiple times, though not in the same night.

You threw pies at the door? What a waste... :p

You threw pies at the door? What a waste... :p
Did not:p


At least it was correct in Dutch :/

The Hood Canal bridge in the middle of November during a downpour. Our car got a flat tire while on a trip, and I really had to go. :p

Hmm...on a train ticket machine (well, behind it, technically)? A limousine? Random business doorstep at 3am? In the fountain in front of the royal exhibition building?

You've got some incredibly stupid friends. :p
Had. I have an entirely different calibre of friends now. And you didn't really need to tell me that, either. :)

hahahahahaha! that's the funniest thing i've read today! :D
I'm glad my youthful escapades bring happiness to others. :p

Y'know what I just noticed? No one seems to have found peeing in a trash can of a public library weird. You must have all done it before. I need to find more creative places to pee.

On a person.

What? He had plastic sheets.

I took a dump in a museum in Santiago/Chile. I felt kind of bad because it looked so clean that it looked like people werent suposed to use it.

Also, there was a female guard at the door, so considering the time I spent inside, she totaly knew I had taken a dump.

When you have to go, you have to go.

i came home very drunk one night, got to bed, got up about 5 minutes later and pissed all over my carpet/the chest of drawers next to my bed... somehow i thought that was the toilet :headbang:

Accidently gave an unsuspecting smoker a golden shower. I was higher up on a concrete structure and I really had to go so I did what I had to do. Several minutes later I was going down the steps and I saw a rather huffy looking gentleman who was slightly damp holding a cigarrette.