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sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)

What did you do?

Welcome back.:)

See kids, NSG makes you crazy.

Welcome back :)

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)

Did you get to keep the straitjacket?

I kept mine. :)

See kids, NSG makes you crazy.

We know that. And we bloody love it.

We know that. And we bloody love it.

*nods wisely*
That we do.

Did you get to keep the straitjacket?

I kept mine. :)

I expect that was their decision to keep you in it :p

See kids, NSG makes you crazy.

Lies! I made NSG crazy. :)

Did you get to keep the straitjacket?

I kept mine. :)

How do you type?
More importantly, do I want to know?

good luck with that!

would you like to share some details of what got you into this state and how you are doing now?

are you there long term or just until you regain your balance?

I was born insane and I found my sanity here...

I expect that was their decision to keep you in it :p

No straitjacket can hold me! :D

((That's not completely true. Some of the high security versions can indeed hold me.))

See kids, NSG makes you crazy.

And still you fail to see my pain!!

I bet the police burst in to his house and he had his mum's severed head on his lap.

How do you type?
More importantly, do I want to know?

Oh, I'm not weaing it. I keep it for sentimental value(and to practice escaping).

Well its good to hear you're back, and you aren't like, dead.

*joins horde of detail hungry Generalites*

Lies! I made NSG crazy. :)
Well, you're different.

In many many ways :)
No straitjacket can hold me! :D

((That's not completely true. Some of the high security versions can indeed hold me.))
*purchases high security straight jacket*
You never know when you might need to restrain a Goofball.

And still you fail to see my pain!!

I bet the police burst in to his house and he had his mum's severed head on his lap.

I doubt he'd have internet access in jail if that was the case.

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)
Welcome back.
Meet any interesting people on the crazy farm?

No straitjacket can hold me! :D

((That's not completely true. Some of the high security versions can indeed hold me.))

Two questions:

How did you find this out?
Don't you need to dislocate at least one shoulder to escape a straitjacket?

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle::fluffle:

*purchases high security straight jacket*
You never know when you might need to restrain a Goofball.



I doubt he'd have internet access in jail if that was the case.

don't think that would hold him


QFT

Two questions:

How did you find this out? Escape Arts seemed like a dreadfully useful skill for a lunatic to develop. I was right. :)
Don't you need to dislocate at least one shoulder to escape a straitjacket? Sometimes.

Well, you're different.

In many many ways :)

*purchases high security straight jacket*
You never know when you might need to restrain a Goofball.

:eek:

:(

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)

you know that guy sitting across the common room repeating the same numbers over and over again?

"4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42"


dont pay any attention to him, the numbers mean NOTHING!

How did you find this out? Escape Arts seemed like a dreadfully useful skill for a lunatic to develop. I was right. :)
Don't you need to dislocate at least one shoulder to escape a straitjacket? Sometimes.

:eek: How do you escape one!?

:eek: How do you escape one!?

I actually made a thread long ago where I gave tips on how to do so. It's pretty complicated. Also, since escape arts is a type of magic, I'm not allowed to divulge anything precise. But perhaps I'll repost those tips in a new 'How to escape from Straitjackets' thread someday. :)

I actually made a thread long ago where I gave tips on how to do so. It's pretty complicated. Also, since escape arts is a type of magic, I'm not allowed to divulge anything precise. But perhaps I'll repost those tips in a new 'How to escape from Straitjackets' thread someday. :)

please don't... last thing I need at work is for some people from our... "Crisis Ward" learning this...

please don't... last thing I need at work is for some people from our... "Crisis Ward" learning this...

Oh. Okay. I was considering linking (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=348243) to the original thread, but perhaps I shouldn't.

:eek: Oops! :eek:

please don't... last thing I need at work is for some people from our... "Crisis Ward" learning this...

The people in the "crisis ward" get on NSG?! :eek:

Buh? Weren't you the one who gave their nation to WYTYG until you finished your huge assignment?

The people in the "crisis ward" get on NSG?! :eek:

You've been here for a while and read quite a few threads. Why does this surprise you?

The people in the "crisis ward" get on NSG?! :eek:

You wouldn't beleive what some of those people "get into" ... NSG would be child's play!

You've been here for a while and read quite a few threads. Why does this surprise you?
:p
You wouldn't beleive what some of those people "get into" ... NSG would be child's play!

:eek:

Oh. Okay. I was considering linking (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=348243) to the original thread, but perhaps I shouldn't.

:eek: Oops! :eek:

Great... they just announced that security is needed at our lockdown area...

I think we'll need all our 5 point restraints now..







:p

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)

Insanity is not fun (I should know). By the way, it's good to have you back. And no, I won't post the emo kid cat pic at you ever again.

You wouldn't beleive what some of those people "get into" ... NSG would be child's play!

now how do i get one to change my file to say that they take me into the army

Insanity is not fun (I should know). By the way, it's good to have you back. And no, I won't post the emo kid cat pic at you ever again.


insanity is fun! You jsut don't knwo what to do with yours. :p

Great... they just announced that security is needed at our lockdown area...

I think we'll need all our 5 point restraints now..







:p

Good luck. :) I'll be rooting for... um... *trails off*

:eek:

:(

It's only to provide you with a challenge. :)

And maybe to give me a head start when I kick you in the nuts. You understand. :)

now how do i get one to change my file to say that they take me into the army

... walk up to your commanding officer and say you just converted to islam and are now calling for a jihad against the infidels...


oh wait... into... sorry, can't help you there. :p

... walk up to your commanding officer and say you just converted to islam and are now calling for a jihad against the infidels...


oh wait... into... sorry, can't help you there. :p

need to be in the army to have a commanding officer for that to work :p

I'm very glad you're back. I was wondering where you went.:) :) :) :) :) :)

need to be in the army to have a commanding officer for that to work :p

does that mean they decided not to take you?

ya know, if its the army part thats important to you, the US Is taking foreigners into the military....

It's only to provide you with a challenge. :)

And maybe to give me a head start when I kick you in the nuts. You understand. :)

Yes. :(

Yes. :(

:fluffle:

Don't worry, I'm not that fast. You'll probably catch me quick enough.

I was born insane and I found my sanity here...Is your sanity anything like this (http://illogicopedia.editthis.info/wiki/Sanity)?

does that mean they decided not to take you?

ya know, if its the army part thats important to you, the US Is taking foreigners into the military....

till this thursday gone i've been busy with family and taking my time with paperwork that i have not sent it in

an in no way i work for them

insanity is fun! You jsut don't knwo what to do with yours. :p

Pancake, I had it once, and I didn't do anything good with it. I just created constant black mood, alienated my best friend, and occasionally tried to stab myself. I repeat, not fun.

Pancake, I had it once, and I didn't do anything good with it. I just created constant black mood, alienated my best friend, and occasionally tried to stab myself. I repeat, not fun.

Which leads me to muse about my theory of Good Insane vs. Bad Insane.

Good Insane= Lunatic goofballs.
Bad Insane= You, whenever that happened.

Which is basicallly it.

Pancake, I had it once, and I didn't do anything good with it. I just created constant black mood, alienated my best friend, and occasionally tried to stab myself. I repeat, not fun.

That's because you were fighting it. *nod* It's like dropping acid(So I've heard. My mind needs no further alteration); You have to go with the flow or it'll be a bad trip. *nod*

See kids, NSG makes you crazy.

lol. qft

Good to have you back! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/SmileyJacket.gif

Welcome back.:)
Not quite. :p

I'm told I'm gonna have to "manage my internet time" for the rest of my life, so I can't be on 25/8/367 anymore. :(
:fluffle:
I love you too. :fluffle:

Don't worry, I'm not in jail. :p ;) :p

Not quite. :p

I'm told I'm gonna have to "manage my internet time" for the rest of my life, so I can't be on 25/8/367 anymore. :(
Spend it all on NSG, feck the rest of the net.

Except porn of course. I couldn't ask you to give up porn.

Not quite. :p

I'm told I'm gonna have to "manage my internet time" for the rest of my life, so I can't be on 25/8/367 anymore. :(

I love you too. :fluffle:

Don't worry, I'm not in jail. :p ;) :p

Manage internet time? Nevar!

and :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

Don't worry, I'm not in jail. :p ;) :p

no you got out :p
an welcame some what back and i did note's you where missing

Except porn of course. I couldn't ask you to give up porn.
My mom did. :p

My mom did. :p

she no fun is she now :D

she no fun is she now :D
That's not what you said last night!

(I'm sorry, TPE!)

Buh? Weren't you the one who gave their nation to WYTYG until you finished your huge assignment?No. :p

That's not what you said last night!

(I'm sorry, TPE!)

why did i had to call you :p

That's not what you said last night!

(I'm sorry, TPE!)
zing!

My mom did. :p

Bah, she's clearly the crazy one if she thinks that's gonna happen.

zing!

yes indeed

No. :p

Interesting... http://www.inspiredclub.gr/forum/images/smilies/extra/thinking.gif

Welcome back!:fluffle:

See kids, NSG makes you crazy.

Oh, is that what happened?

Lies! I made NSG crazy. :)

bah, now i can't use the "In Soviet Russia, you make NSG crazy!" damn, i haven't gotten to make a Soviet Russia joke yet.

bah, now i can't use the "In Soviet Russia, you make NSG crazy!" damn, i haven't gotten to make a Soviet Russia joke yet.

Shouldn't that be: In Soviet Russia, NSG is made crazy by YOU!!!

Shouldn't that be: In Soviet Russia, NSG is made crazy by YOU!!!

bah you're right. like i said, i'm a noob.

bah, now i can't use the "In Soviet Russia, you make NSG crazy!" damn, i haven't gotten to make a Soviet Russia joke yet.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke make you!

Which leads me to muse about my theory of Good Insane vs. Bad Insane.

Good Insane= Lunatic goofballs.
Bad Insane= You, whenever that happened.

Which is basicallly it.

I'd have to agree with that.

Sigged.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke make you!

hahaha brilliant! sigged.

hahaha brilliant! sigged.
Sigs are limited to 8 lines.

I'd have to agree with that.

Sigged.

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

Sigs are limited to 8 lines.

einstein and bohr were getting old anyways. thx.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke make you!
ahem... in Soviet Russia *eyes black sedan*... the KGB does not Joke.

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)

hope you and your mum are ok man :fluffle:


*hugs from glitzi too* :)

einstein and bohr were getting old anyways. thx.

This has got be thinking. I shall return with details and results of an experiment.

bah, now i can't use the "In Soviet Russia, you make NSG crazy!" damn, i haven't gotten to make a Soviet Russia joke yet.
I was going to post "In Soviet Russia, joke makes you!" but...
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke make you!
I'll have to tip my hat to you, Ifreann.

It is very telling that all of us spend way too much time here when we start thinking alike that often!!!

This has got be thinking. I shall return with details and results of an experiment.
well at least someone is thinking. i'm currently not doing an experiment i'm supposed to be. :rolleyes:

just sitting in the lab, reading NSG as precious time slips away. curses.

What did you do?

I was going to post "In Soviet Russia, joke makes you!" but...

I'll have to tip my hat to you, Ifreann.
Why thank you.

It is very telling that all of us spend way too much time here when we start thinking alike that often!!!
I was thinking just that.......lawl, not really
:eek:
well at least someone is thinking. i'm currently not doing an experiment i'm supposed to be. :rolleyes:

just sitting in the lab, reading NSG as precious time slips away. curses.

Aforementioned experiment was carried out. As you can/could see, my sig is/was 8 lines long. With the magic of a Firefox extension I've determined that this equates to about 130 pixels.

However this information is largely useless as we can't post images in our sigs.

Oh well.

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)It seems there are some people around here who have been in some kind of mental treatment. Is it so easy in the US to be put away?

Buh? Weren't you the one who gave their nation to WYTYG until you finished your huge assignment?

lol, no that was me. although i did think i should consider checking into a mental assylum for leaving it so late.

Aforementioned experiment was carried out. As you can/could see, my sig is/was 8 lines long. With the magic of a Firefox extension I've determined that this equates to about 130 pixels.

However this information is largely useless as we can't post images in our sigs.

Oh well.

ah well, i was wondering whether said limit extended to sigs with large font size. now i know!

I was thinking just that.......lawl, not really
:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/EverybodyPanic.gif
Hehe, got me fooled for a second!

I'm glad you are ok Pluto, but won't ask what exactly it was like. I'm sure if it was pleasant you'd have shared by now. I wish you well, and hope you are able to determine your own way.

BTW, I don't think well at all about mental institutions. I'm sure there are some that are alright and I hope you went to one of those.

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I'd fluffle you back, but Jolt has this ten images per post thing.

I'd fluffle you back, but Jolt has this ten images per post thing.

I had nine fluffles in that post.

o you could have lfuffled me. :mad: :p :fluffle:

I had nine fluffles in that post.

o you could have lfuffled me. :mad: :p :fluffle:

My puppet sense is tingling.

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)
LOL

I had nine fluffles in that post.

o you could have lfuffled me. :mad: :p :fluffle:

I'm sorry. :fluffle:

My puppet sense is tingling.

I had no clue how that happened.

At least I wasn't trying to be a troll... :p

sorry for being gone for so long and suddenly dissapearing. I lost my temper with mom and wound up in a mental hospital. I'm currently at a Intensive Residential Treatment home to help me become a better person.

Nice to be here again. :)

Hey, I remembers you.

Nice to see that people are still alive.