NationStates Jolt Archive


Need to move a big-ass rock? Call this guy.

The Nazz
24-03-2007, 00:11
He's building a new Stonehenge in his own back yard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRDzFROMx0), and he's using no modern tools to do it, unless you consider a garden hose a modern tool. Go watch it.
Pyotr
24-03-2007, 00:18
I saw this on the news, simply amazing. We really have underestimated ancient civilizations/societies.
Free Soviets
24-03-2007, 00:20
i think it's pretty clear that this guy must be from atlantis
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2007, 00:21
That's really cool. And, I have to say, quite a bit simpler (and hence a much more convincing scenario) than other possible methods of moving the stones for Stonehenge I've seen or read about.
German Nightmare
24-03-2007, 00:28
His rockturning-mojo only works with concrete underneath it. And I don't believe the guys who built Stonehenge had a gardenhose available.

Other than that - he shows passion and determination, and that's what counts. ;)
Compulsive Depression
24-03-2007, 00:35
Impressive. How's he going to get the cross-bars on top of the uprights?

And did anyone else feel like the narrator was spea-king , slowl-y , be-cause , the , view-ers , were , buf-foons?
Phantasy Encounter
24-03-2007, 00:36
I saw this on the news, simply amazing. We really have underestimated ancient civilizations/societies.

You mean that aliens didn't build Stonehenge :eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2007, 00:41
His rockturning-mojo only works with concrete underneath it. And I don't believe the guys who built Stonehenge had a gardenhose available.Well, on grass they just would have had to use something bigger to put underneath the rocks, like logs.
And I think water will do the trick no matter if it comes out of a gardenhose or bucket-thingies (assuming the whole water part of the thing is actually necessary).

Impressive. How's he going to get the cross-bars on top of the uprights?That is an excellent question.

Didn't even cross my mind. >.< :p
Free Soviets
24-03-2007, 00:41
Impressive. How's he going to get the cross-bars on top of the uprights?

well, he could probably use the rocking jack to get them up high enough. and then maybe make one of those wedge-based rolling paths to get it over where it needs to be.

edit: ooh, even better - set up the rocking jack perpendicular to the uprights and then just doing the magic turny thing when it gets high enough.
Free Soviets
24-03-2007, 00:42
You mean that aliens didn't build Stonehenge :eek:

bah, aliens! don't make me laugh. everyone knows it was the work of atlantians.
Ifreann
24-03-2007, 00:42
That guy wins at moving big things.
Ifreann
24-03-2007, 00:45
Well, on grass they just would have had to use something bigger to put underneath the rocks, like logs.
And I think water will do the trick no matter if it comes out of a gardenhose or bucket-thingies (assuming the whole water part of the thing is actually necessary).

Remember that Stonehenge was made in England. All they'd have to do is wait 20 mins for it to start raining.
Compulsive Depression
24-03-2007, 00:58
edit: ooh, even better - set up the rocking jack perpendicular to the uprights and then just doing the magic turny thing when it gets high enough.
Good thinking, Batman :)

Remember that Stonehenge was made in England. All they'd have to do is wait 20 mins for it to start raining.

Lol :D
The_pantless_hero
24-03-2007, 01:00
Impressive. How's he going to get the cross-bars on top of the uprights?

And did anyone else feel like the narrator was spea-king , slowl-y , be-cause , the , view-ers , were , buf-foons?

All British narrators talk like that. I think it's a British accent adapted to public speaking thing.
Neo Undelia
24-03-2007, 01:01
Extreme.
Compulsive Depression
24-03-2007, 01:05
All British narrators talk like that. I think it's a British accent adapted to public speaking thing.

No they don't!
Well, not here they don't.
In Britain...

She just sounded really condescending.
The_pantless_hero
24-03-2007, 01:15
No they don't!
Well, not here they don't.
In Britain...

She just sounded really condescending.
Every single anything I've heard with a female British narrator sounds like that.

She possibly talks like that to try and counteract her accent. It's a public speaking thing.
Compulsive Depression
24-03-2007, 01:17
Every single anything I've heard with a female British narrator sounds like that.

She possibly talks like that to try and counteract her accent. It's a public speaking thing.

Oh... She sounded like the kinds of narrators you get on kids' telly. Really slow and deliberate, please-try-and-keep-up-dear.
And I didn't think she really had an accent...
Seangoli
24-03-2007, 01:22
Well, on grass they just would have had to use something bigger to put underneath the rocks, like logs.
And I think water will do the trick no matter if it comes out of a gardenhose or bucket-thingies (assuming the whole water part of the thing is actually necessary).


I'm assuming that the water was used to break away excess dirt so that the stone could fit, and to soften the sand so the stone sinks in a bit, providing stability.

So really, the hose wouldn't be necessary, just makes it a bit easier. Any water poured in would do it.
Socialist Pyrates
24-03-2007, 01:23
simple tools and logic well known technology, the garden hose destroys the credibility of the experiment....plus the concrete surfaces he works on didn't exist in the stonehenge era and some of the stones were moved across rivers and open water...still he has done a practical experiment demonstrating what can be done with very basic technology, not lost technology like he claims it's still well known...
The_pantless_hero
24-03-2007, 01:38
Oh... She sounded like the kinds of narrators you get on kids' telly. Really slow and deliberate, please-try-and-keep-up-dear.
And I didn't think she really had an accent...
Because (a) that's the accent you are used to so it sounds natural and (b) that's the point.

I saw a Discovery show about something, feral children I think, where I thought they were speaking Russian or something but there were no subtitles. Turns out they were Welsh or something and didn't bother subtitling it because their native language was "English."
Free Soviets
24-03-2007, 01:58
the concrete surfaces he works on didn't exist in the stonehenge era

packed ground and bigger bases will take care of that problem
Sel Appa
24-03-2007, 02:06
I saw this on the news, simply amazing. We really have underestimated ancient civilizations/societies.

QFT

:eek: That's amazingly interesting. *makes evil plans*
Mattybee
24-03-2007, 03:12
His rockturning-mojo only works with concrete underneath it. And I don't believe the guys who built Stonehenge had a gardenhose available.

Other than that - he shows passion and determination, and that's what counts. ;)

The barn had concrete underneath it? :confused:
The Nazz
24-03-2007, 03:23
The barn had concrete underneath it? :confused:
It could--some do. But it's not like I'm sure or anything.
Sumamba Buwhan
24-03-2007, 04:16
Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge!
Where a man is a man and the children dance to
the pipes of pan
The Nazz
24-03-2007, 04:20
Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge!
Where a man is a man and the children dance to
the pipes of pan

The leprechaun knocked the bloody thing over!
Chumblywumbly
24-03-2007, 04:21
Shame is, you can't go anywhere near Stonehenge now :(
Sumamba Buwhan
24-03-2007, 04:59
The leprechaun knocked the bloody thing over!

mischevious bugger!
Zarakon
24-03-2007, 06:26
Hey! Maybe Bush should call this guy!


Oh...nevermind, you said ROCK.
German Nightmare
24-03-2007, 10:19
simple tools and logic well known technology, the garden hose destroys the credibility of the experiment....plus the concrete surfaces he works on didn't exist in the stonehenge era and some of the stones were moved across rivers and open water...still he has done a practical experiment demonstrating what can be done with very basic technology, not lost technology like he claims it's still well known...
I see that we think alike here - you be the judge if that's a good thing. :p
Dryks Legacy
24-03-2007, 13:02
One thing they forgot to mention. How the hell did the blocks across the top get there?
The_pantless_hero
24-03-2007, 13:57
They had a picture of an arch, so he obviously knows how to do it, too bad they didn't show him doing it.