Cannibal elephant foiled in attempt to eat famous animal expert!
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2007, 19:57
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/
There's a link to the video. Youtube has a longer video that includes the footage, but it has 3 minutes of news mucking it up.
The gist of it is that Jeff Corwin, animal expert extraordinaire gets chomped on the elbow and shaken in a pond of muddy water by a carnivorous elephant. ;)
Gauthier
23-03-2007, 20:00
Now how do you lock up an elephant in a Plexiglass cell and put a mask on him?
"Come closer Clarisse..."
Redwulf25
23-03-2007, 20:24
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/
There's a link to the video. Youtube has a longer video that includes the footage, but it has 3 minutes of news mucking it up.
The gist of it is that Jeff Corwin, animal expert extraordinaire gets chomped on the elbow and shaken in a pond of muddy water by a carnivorous elephant. ;)
Unless Jeff Corwin is an elephant it's not really a cannibal is it?
Morganatron
23-03-2007, 20:29
Maybe it was a cannibal elephant...they were trying to get footage of it chomping on elephant steaks, and Corwin got too close...?
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/
There's a link to the video. Youtube has a longer video that includes the footage, but it has 3 minutes of news mucking it up.
The gist of it is that Jeff Corwin, animal expert extraordinaire gets chomped on the elbow and shaken in a pond of muddy water by a carnivorous elephant. ;)
now are you sure that the elephant wasn't just washing Jeff?
don't you wash your fruit before eating it.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2007, 20:33
Unless Jeff Corwin is an elephant it's not really a cannibal is it?
Well, cannibal is an excellent attention getting word, and besides, it's shorter than 'human flesh eater'
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2007, 20:33
now are you sure that the elephant wasn't just washing Jeff?
don't you wash your fruit before eating it.
In that water? Yuck! :p
In that water? Yuck! :p
well, them elephants need to remember to change their BRITA filtration system...
dam forgetful if you ask me...
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2007, 20:53
well, them elephants need to remember to change their BRITA filtration system...
dam forgetful if you ask me...
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Carnivorous Lickers
23-03-2007, 21:05
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/
There's a link to the video. Youtube has a longer video that includes the footage, but it has 3 minutes of news mucking it up.
The gist of it is that Jeff Corwin, animal expert extraordinaire gets chomped on the elbow and shaken in a pond of muddy water by a carnivorous elephant. ;)
Thats freaking awful...I hope he's alright. I dont want anything biting me while I'm standing in tepid cess.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2007, 21:09
Thats freaking awful...I hope he's alright. I dont want anything biting me while I'm standing in tepid cess.
According to the blog, he is. Nothing broken. Though it remains to be seen if he has any torn ligaments or anything.
Carnivorous Lickers
23-03-2007, 21:13
According to the blog, he is. Nothing broken. Though it remains to be seen if he has any torn ligaments or anything.
He got whipped around pretty good. I wonder if the elephant was playing or really annoyed with him.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2007, 21:23
He got whipped around pretty good. I wonder if the elephant was playing or really annoyed with him.
Hard to tell, but from what I've seen and heard, if an elephant wants you dead, that's pretty much it. On the other hand, if YOu had the opportunity to toss Jeff Corwin around like a ragdoll, wouldn't you take it?
AnarchyeL
23-03-2007, 22:04
Well, cannibal is an excellent attention getting word, and besides, it's shorter than 'human flesh eater'Try "anthropophagous"?
My god-This only means one thing.
The murderous stingray injected it's disease causing a craving for the flesh of animal show hosts into an elephant.
CthulhuFhtagn
24-03-2007, 16:15
He got whipped around pretty good. I wonder if the elephant was playing or really annoyed with him.
If it was annoyed with him it would have pinned him down and crushed him with its forehead.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-03-2007, 19:25
If it was annoyed with him it would have pinned him down and crushed him with its forehead.
Yes. elephant moods are easy to determine; if they're smooshing you, they're upset. *nod*
Sel Appa
24-03-2007, 20:03
How is an elephant trying to eat a human cannibalistic?
Lunatic Goofballs
24-03-2007, 20:05
How is an elephant trying to eat a human cannibalistic?
If you don't know, you probably aren't meant to know. *nod*
Carnivorous Lickers
24-03-2007, 20:27
Hard to tell, but from what I've seen and heard, if an elephant wants you dead, that's pretty much it. On the other hand, if YOu had the opportunity to toss Jeff Corwin around like a ragdoll, wouldn't you take it?
You have a good point there- I probably would.
Especially if he was standing in my toilet.