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So this toddler was found high on cocaine in preschool. Ok, so maybe the stress of preschool is a little too much for these kids, but cocaine isn't a solution. Why can't they just drink like responsible, law abiding people?


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11327427/detail.html

I wonder what her finger-painting looked like when she was hopped up on coke.

I wonder what her finger-painting looked like when she was hopped up on coke.

It should be saved-it could likely be considered a masterpiece at some point.

i wonder if she was anything like these babies...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_mBLWpdwnI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Nv5VQQpzg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlCPdwBOlA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvk_DNyOrE

:D

So this toddler was found high on cocaine in preschool. Ok, so maybe the stress of preschool is a little too much for these kids, but cocaine isn't a solution. Why can't they just drink like responsible, law abiding people?


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11327427/detail.html

Nice... didnt we get to see a home-made video of a 2 or 4 yr olds uncle sharing a joint with him last week?

Do either of thsese kids stand a chance in life?

Imagine the lifestyle that goes along with the behavior in these two examples.

i wonder if she was anything like these babies...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_mBLWpdwnI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Nv5VQQpzg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlCPdwBOlA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvk_DNyOrE

:D

those babies are clearly drunk

So this toddler was found high on cocaine in preschool. Ok, so maybe the stress of preschool is a little too much for these kids, but cocaine isn't a solution. Why can't they just drink like responsible, law abiding people?


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11327427/detail.html

All joking aside, how the hell did the kid get cocaine? The parents tested negative, all of the church officials tested negative...the kid was fine when she was dropped off...so how the hell...?

All joking aside, how the hell did the kid get cocaine? The parents tested negative, all of the church officials tested negative...the kid was fine when she was dropped off...so how the hell...?

Some male toddler probably had a fat bag and cut her out some lines in hopes of getting lucky.

Some male toddler probably had a fat bag and cut her out some lines in hopes of getting lucky.

maybe they cut her laxative with cocaine by mistake?

those babies are clearly drunk

Stoned, I'd say.

maybe they cut her laxative with cocaine by mistake?


Hmmm...someone knows a bit too much about cocaine use... ;)

Hmmm...someone knows a bit too much about cocaine use... ;)

Cluich- I'm gonna be 40 soon- I know too much about a lotta things.

And sadly,not nearly enough on others.

Cluich- I'm gonna be 40 soon- I know too much about a lotta things.

And sadly,not nearly enough on others.

W00T! Someone older than I am! :D

W00T! Someone older than I am! :D

with a book's worth of being there and doing that

Someday,I'll have it published.

with a book's worth of being there and doing that

Someday,I'll have it published.


I'm sure I've got some stories I could tell as well. I got your joke, remember? ;)

I'm sure I've got some stories I could tell as well. I got your joke, remember? ;)

start writing them down before you forget them or good details- keep them in a safe place.Makesure all statutes have run out.

Someday,you might want to do something with them.

Someday,you might want to do something with them.

Like a hit off-broadway play?

start writing them down before you forget them or good details- keep them in a safe place.Makesure all statutes have run out.

Someday,you might want to do something with them.

Ah, yeah, good point about the statutes. ;)

Like a hit off-broadway play?

Cluich: The Musical!

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start writing them down before you forget them or good details- keep them in a safe place.Makesure all statutes have run out.

Someday,you might want to do something with them.

now you're almost becomming 40, don't you regret that you haven't done this? a lot of stuff happens that would be so cool to look back to 10 years later, maybe i should start to record pieces of my life, and look back at it in 10 or 20 years.

Cocaine mysteriously appears in the kid? How can they not know where it came from?

Cocaine mysteriously appears in the kid? How can they not know where it came from?

Obviously humans are evolving to produce their own cocain internally.

The drug lords need new markets and are investing in new dealers much earlier.

Unfortunaly 2 year old kids lack the discipline, and they sniff all the stuff without holding back.

Obviously humans are evolving to produce their own cocain internally.

That must be it. I guess that will mean she'll be high 24/7. Wonder what that would be like...

Like a hit off-broadway play?

There is some jackass doing Star Wars -I thru III all at once,by himself on stage there.

My story would be so much more interesting.

That must be it. I guess that will mean she'll be high 24/7. Wonder what that would be like...

That would suck. Eventually you want to sleep or eat.

now you're almost becomming 40, don't you regret that you haven't done this? a lot of stuff happens that would be so cool to look back to 10 years later, maybe i should start to record pieces of my life, and look back at it in 10 or 20 years.

I have jotted down some of it here and there when I'm inspired, but do wish I had recorded more,solidified some details, followed up on how things turned out,etc...
If and when I ever do copmpile and compose it, it will have to be as fiction and names and places will be changed, etc...
There has been some destruction,crime and even hurt feelings in the wake.