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and its not The Clap... No, I was testing the world's hottest hot sauce, and i had to pee, and well, i had some hot sauce on my hand..and yeah..Needless to say, i cried in the shower for a good half hour. :(

So, what was the last thing you cried about?

*snickers, then breaks out laughing*

lol, I'm sorry man but that is just funny.

*snickers, then breaks out laughing*

lol, I'm sorry man but that is just funny.

I hope you get kicked in the nuts tommorrow :)

*snickers, then breaks out laughing*

lol, I'm sorry man but that is just funny.

Im sorry, but I have to agree! Dat's funny stuff. :D :p

I remember when I was in class and I was using a rubber band as a slingshot to shoot a pencil. I accidentally shot the pencil into my thumb and it went in about an inch deep. I didn't cry when I shot it into my thumb. I cried when I yanked it out...

I hope you get kicked in the nuts tommorrow :)

Been there, done that, doesn't hurt. :D

When will people learn my body has a HIGH tolerance for pain?

I've gotten hot sauce in my eye, but down there? .. no..

*points and laughs*

Been there, done that, doesn't hurt. :D

When will people learn my body has a HIGH tolerance for pain?


I hope you get shot with a b-b gun in the scrotum then :p

I hope you get shot with a b-b gun in the scrotum then :p

Try again. :D

Liar, liar.

Try again. :D

Fine, no pain. I just curse you to never again have an erection!

Fine, no pain. I just curse you to never again have an erection!

I probably shouldn't say anything.....

*shifty eyes*

ahh you're fun :)

I probably shouldn't say anything.....

*shifty eyes*

ahh you're fun :)

Damn! What will work? No more internet! No NSG!!!!

Damn! What will work? No more internet! No NSG!!!!

LOL! Ahh this is like watching George W. Bush get stumped on the $100 question in Who wants to be a Millionaire?

LOL! Ahh this is like watching George W. Bush get stumped on the $100 question in Who wants to be a Millionaire?


:( i give up.

:( i give up.

*gives you a slice of cheese cake*

I haven't cried for years and years and years.

It's not like I haven't anything to cry about. Or self-pity. I have tons of both. Probably I'm just repressing my emotional expression and it'll all come flooding out at once in some akward, inopportune moment.

I haven't cried for years and years and years.

It's not like I haven't anything to cry about. Or self-pity. I have tons of both. Probably I'm just repressing my emotional expression and it'll all come flooding out at once in some akward, inopportune moment.

Bad idea. Better let it out as much as possible whenever possible rather than just bottle it all up. Our society telling men to bottle up their emotions is part of why men are so violent.

and its not The Clap... No, I was testing the world's hottest hot sauce, and i had to pee, and well, i had some hot sauce on my hand..and yeah..Needless to say, i cried in the shower for a good half hour. :(


You humped tabasco?
:eek:


RESPECT + 1

*gives you a slice of cheese cake*

That soothes inflamed extremities. Good idea. *bows*

It's all crap.

Go eat a whole packet of fishermans friends at one go.

When will people learn my body has a HIGH tolerance for pain?

As evidenced by a litany of past arguments participated here on NS.

and its not The Clap... No, I was testing the world's hottest hot sauce, and i had to pee, and well, i had some hot sauce on my hand..and yeah..Needless to say, i cried in the shower for a good half hour. :(

So, what was the last thing you cried about?

Oh my God dude did you NOT remember the lesson that day in man class that (when eating something uber hot) wash before you pee. This is too funny though...

*gives you a slice of cheese cake*

Wilgrove is a girl, fool.

and its not The Clap... No, I was testing the world's hottest hot sauce, and i had to pee, and well, i had some hot sauce on my hand..and yeah..Needless to say, i cried in the shower for a good half hour. :(Water isn't really a good choice, seeing as capsaicin (the burning inducing chemical from chilis) is hydrophobic. Next time try something with fat, like milk, or oil, butter, whatever.. It'll absorb more of the capsaicin, and reduce the pain.

Water isn't really a good choice, seeing as capsaicin (the burning inducing chemical from chilis) is hydrophobic. Next time try something with fat, like milk, or oil, butter, whatever.. It'll absorb more of the capsaicin, and reduce the pain."What is this hair doing in the butter?"

and its not The Clap... No, I was testing the world's hottest hot sauce, and i had to pee, and well, i had some hot sauce on my hand..and yeah..Needless to say, i cried in the shower for a good half hour. :(
Haha!
Hope you two are doing better now.
So, what was the last thing you cried about?
If I told you you'd think I'm a girly man. (And if you already think that, I'm not giving you any proof!)

Only on NS, you get these kind of threads. :p
Sounds painful :eek:

LOL! Ahh this is like watching George W. Bush get stumped on the $100 question in Who wants to be a Millionaire?

"Shut up, Cheney. The Moon isn't bigger than an elephant, just look at 'em. Elephant is my final answer."

Elephants. Bigger than the Moon.

I laughed until I cried when I read the OP. Does that count?

Oh, and the worlds hottest hot sauce? What brand would that be? I might like to try some.

Water isn't really a good choice, seeing as capsaicin (the burning inducing chemical from chilis) is hydrophobic. Next time try something with fat, like milk, or oil, butter, whatever.. It'll absorb more of the capsaicin, and reduce the pain.

"Hey, what's Zilam doing humping that tub of shortening?"

I am so glad it wasn't me this time. :)

"Hey, what's Zilam doing humping that tub of shortening?"
Singing Alyson Hannigan's praises, again. :D

You have my deepest sympathy, Zilam. I did that once, after chopping up some serranos for salsa, and while I didn't cry, I was more than a little uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

Singing Alyson Hannigan's praises, again. :D

Nah, that's what I would be doing. ;)

Nah, that's what I would be doing. ;)

Hey, is Ruffy paying rent to occupy you, or there some kind of arrangement there? My region is being irksome of late.
:)

Hey, is Ruffy paying rent to occupy you, or there some kind of arrangement there? My region is being irksome of late.
:)

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/mackuh.jpg

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/mackuh.jpg

You must meet Richard Pryor at my backyard and get the piccolo.
Funny, i have met Pryor, about a half-year before he died.

You are Ruffy's location, in case you hadn't been forewarned.

You are Ruffy's location, in case you hadn't been forewarned.

:eek:

Oh dear gawd... :p

:eek:

Oh dear gawd... :p

You know, of course, he'll notice the Cluich:The Musical post, and that'll tidy everything up nicely. :)

You know, of course, he'll notice the Cluich:The Musical post, and that'll tidy everything up nicely. :)

Wouldn't surprise me if he changes his location to read: "starring in Cluich: The Musical." :D

Wouldn't surprise me if he changes his location to read: "starring in Cluich: The Musical." :D

Wouldn't surprise me MORE if he set up stage props and pix. He has that kind of time apparently.
And is the theme song gonna have a hint of Knight Rider music to it?

And is the theme song gonna have a hint of Knight Rider music to it?

That's a bloody brilliant idea! :D

EDIT: Dammit, now you've done it! I've got mp3s of a lot of old TV themes, and I think I have that one. I may have to dub some lyrics over it now.

That's a bloody brilliant idea! :D

EDIT: Dammit, now you've done it! I've got mp3s of a lot of old TV themes, and I think I have that one. I may have to dub some lyrics over it now.

Looks like i've served my purpose for the day, WooT!
Now back to mediocrity. Yay

Last time I cried was on Monday, when I woke up with a migraine. That was fun.

Oooh...I do have it. Now I've just gotta see if I remember how to use my audio-editing software...

and its not The Clap... No, I was testing the world's hottest hot sauce, and i had to pee, and well, i had some hot sauce on my hand..and yeah..Needless to say, i cried in the shower for a good half hour. :(

So, what was the last thing you cried about?

*points and laughs*

Last summer my cat got outside and ran into this little space under the garage...I reached my hand in to grab him by the neck and found a yellowjacket nest instead. I cried. A lot. :(

I laughed until I cried when I read the OP. Does that count?

Oh, and the worlds hottest hot sauce? What brand would that be? I might like to try some.

Ok, its not the hottest in the world, I guess i exagerated. But I do believe its in the top 10 or 5..

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw1108.html

I'm thinking that stuff made me a man :p

Last time I cried was on Monday, when I woke up with a migraine. That was fun.

I always cry a little on Mondays, headache or no headache.

Ok, its not the hottest in the world, I guess i exagerated. But I do believe its in the top 10 or 5..

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw1108.html

I'm thinking that stuff made me a man :p

Dave's Gourmet Private Reserve? What's that? 500,000 scoville heat units? Bah! That's childs play!

Trilby63;12456864']Dave's Gourmet Private Reserve? What's that? 500,000 scoville heat units? Bah! That's childs play!

600,000. :p


And you know what? I am from Illinois, anything hotter than tabasco sauce(2500 SHU) is too hot for me..Especially when its on my penis, around the piss hole.. You have no idea how bad that hurts.

600,000. :p


And you know what? I am from Illinois, anything hotter than tabasco sauce(2500 SHU) is too hot for me..Especially when its on my penis, around the piss hole.. You have no idea how bad that hurts.

600,000? Around your penis? I imagine that wouldn't be too pleasant considering most pepper sprays are about 1-2 million SHU...

Trilby63;12456927']600,000? Around your penis? I imagine that wouldn't be too pleasant considering most pepper sprays are about 1-2 million SHU...

Let's try a comparison then, shall we? Zilam, give your pecker a shot of pepper spray and tell us how much worse it hurts than the hot sauce. :D

Let's try a comparison then, shall we? Zilam, give your pecker a shot of pepper spray and tell us how much worse it hurts than the hot sauce. :D

Indeed. In fact I double-dare you Zilam so now you have to do it!

Trilby63;12456991']Indeed. In fact I double-dare you Zilam so now you have to do it!

Let's go for the jugular, Trilby. I triple-dog dare him to do it! :D

Last summer my cat got outside and ran into this little space under the garage...I reached my hand in to grab him by the neck and found a yellowjacket nest instead. I cried. A lot. :(Is your cat okay?

Let's go for the jugular, Trilby. I triple-dog dare him to do it! :D

Dang! -goes out and buys pepper spray, uses on self, dies-

The end.

:p

Dang! -goes out and buys pepper spray, uses on self, dies-

The end.

:p

http://sydney.fuller.name/photos/2005/2005-03-06--I_Win.jpg
"I WIN!"

:D

This reminds me of the Simpsons' episode where the kids are stuck on a desert island ala Lord of the Flies, and Ralph eats the purple berries they've collected, starts moaning, and says "It tastes like ... burning" :D