Am I an asshole?
Neo Kervoskia
21-03-2007, 22:23
Yes or no, how much of one are you?
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 22:27
Yes, for starting thread with a title that the mods will have to change. :p
Cabra West
21-03-2007, 22:29
I think I'm a nice person... correct me if I'm wrong.
Drunk commies deleted
21-03-2007, 22:31
Part of my job is sales, so yeah, I'm an asshole and proud of it.
Swilatia
21-03-2007, 22:32
don't you mean arsehole?
IL Ruffino
21-03-2007, 22:32
Yes I am.
Neo Kervoskia
21-03-2007, 22:34
don't you mean arsehole?
Only during business hours.
Drunk commies deleted
21-03-2007, 22:34
don't you mean arsehole?
Only assholes spell it like that.
Maybe? I go with yes since I'm humming "I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news --- With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse." now you ********! :p (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suegH9Dbqko)
no, i don't think i am. or at least i trie not to be.
Swilatia
21-03-2007, 22:42
Only during business hours.
what are these "buisiness hours"
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 22:44
Random movie quote...
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
Neo Kervoskia
21-03-2007, 22:46
what are these "buisiness hours"
Like business hours, except with an extra 'i' for irrelevant.
Swilatia
21-03-2007, 22:48
Like business hours, except with an extra 'i' for irrelevant.
and what are these "business hours"
It's a complex question and demands a complex answer.
However it's gonna have to live without an proper answer.
Yes. You are.
Unabashed Greed
21-03-2007, 22:49
...Iknowthekingsofenglandandiquotethefactshistorical...
Northern Borders
21-03-2007, 22:51
I´m a dick, and I fuck assholes and pussies.
Random movie quote...
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
That's not random!! :eek:
*Flees*
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:03
I can be. It depends on my mood I suppose. Well, I usually have to be pushed to bring the asshole out, and you don't want me to bring out the asshole.
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:05
...Iknowthekingsofenglandandiquotethefactshistorical...
off topic (a very important one I might add) but my friend who recently moved to Bhutan just met the king of Bhutan at his job place.
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 23:05
I can be. It depends on my mood I suppose. Well, I usually have to be pushed to bring the asshole out, and you don't want me to bring out the asshole.
No. Keep the asshole inside. :D
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:07
No. Keep the asshole inside. :D
I get that request a lot! ;)
Curious Inquiry
21-03-2007, 23:11
Random movie quote...
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
Different random movie quote . . .
"No, you're right. I'm an asshole. But I'm your kind of asshole."
Okielahoma
21-03-2007, 23:12
Part of my job is sales, so yeah, I'm an asshole and proud of it.
Yeah:)
Lebostrana
21-03-2007, 23:13
iamtheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneraliveinformationvegetableanimalandmineral.
That's all I have to say.
No, I think I'm almost too nice. I go out of my way to help people, at my expense usually, I generally agree with people in public to keep them happy, and I do as much as I can to avoid getting into arguments. I don't really ever insult people, and if I am nasty to someone I usually feel bad and quite guilty afterwards in case I upset them.
Okielahoma
21-03-2007, 23:14
I would have to say I am an asshole alot, mainly because my actions and beleifs contradict many others on here. But i'm trying to get better at it.
The Brevious
21-03-2007, 23:14
Random movie quote...
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
Did I ever tell you the story about the guy who taught his asshole to talk?
THAT's worth reading.
Greyenivol Colony
21-03-2007, 23:16
Only assholes spell it like that.
And only arseholes spell it 'asshole'.
It seems we have reached an impasse...
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:18
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Efrath85/1170432925230.jpg
Okielahoma
21-03-2007, 23:22
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Efrath85/1170432925230.jpg
:eek:
*Flees
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 23:23
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Efrath85/1170432925230.jpg
*swoon*
Wait, Flash is an asshole? :eek:
Unabashed Greed
21-03-2007, 23:26
Did I ever tell you the story about the guy who taught his asshole to talk?
Yeah. His whole abdomen would move up and down, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I'd ever heard...
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:30
*swoon*
Wait, Flash is an asshole? :eek:
no, but he's terrible in bed
Swilatia
21-03-2007, 23:31
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Efrath85/1170432925230.jpg
i don't get it.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Efrath85/1170432925230.jpg
Flash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q).........Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Saviour of the universe!
German Nightmare
21-03-2007, 23:32
Nö.
Okielahoma
21-03-2007, 23:32
Yeah. His whole abdomen would move up and down, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I'd ever heard...
Eww
i don't get it.
The guy in red in the second picture is The Flash.
Swilatia
21-03-2007, 23:33
The guy in red in the second picture is The Flash.
what kind of a name is the flash?
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:40
Flash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q).........Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Saviour of the universe!
haha! nice
i don't get it.
why not?
http://webpages.atlanticbb.net/~ezahurak/gfx/orig/asshole.jpg
Curious Inquiry
21-03-2007, 23:48
Flash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q).........Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Saviour of the universe!
Wrong Flash, dude :rolleyes:
Sumamba Buwhan
21-03-2007, 23:51
what kind of a name is the flash?
Flash is a common name in the States
Poliwanacraca
21-03-2007, 23:52
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Efrath85/1170432925230.jpg
Hee hee. :)
As for the original question, no, I'm not an asshole. I'm more like an anti-asshole. I am absurdly, frustratingly, self-effacingly nice to everyone. I sometimes wish I could be more of an asshole, just to stop people from being assholes to me.
what kind of a name is the flash?
He's a superhero.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flash
Wrong Flash, dude :rolleyes:
I know, it's still a great song.
German Nightmare
22-03-2007, 00:04
what kind of a name is the flash?
Oh, please, I can't believe you don't know who The Flash is.
Next thing you tell me you haven't heard of his buddy Green Lantern?
Sumamba Buwhan
22-03-2007, 00:05
*feels proud (for some reason) to be the only one who answered "maybe" so far*
Damn, forgetting to post a link to Dennis Leary makes us all worthy of that description!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc
I'm an asshole... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music021.gif
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song!
Sumamba Buwhan
22-03-2007, 00:19
damn you second person! *shakes fist at sky*
Snafturi
22-03-2007, 00:25
I try not to be.
The Brevious
22-03-2007, 02:21
Yeah. His whole abdomen would move up and down, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I'd ever heard...
A thick, stagnant sound ... a sound you could smell.
You dig?
The Brevious
22-03-2007, 02:22
No. Keep the asshole inside. :D
Rosebud .....
*snow globe crashes to the floor*
Mikesburg
22-03-2007, 02:30
damn you second person! *shakes fist at sky*
muahahahah....
Perhaps I AM an asshole....?
Dukarbana
22-03-2007, 03:24
I can be when I choose to, which is not very often.
Also depends on personal outlook.
Deus Malum
22-03-2007, 03:49
I have tried to build a reputation IRL as an asshole, but I don't know if I actually am one.
I have tried to build a reputation IRL as an asshole, but I don't know if I actually am one.
Why would you want a reputation as an asshole? :confused:
IL Ruffino
22-03-2007, 03:55
Why would you want a reputation as an asshole? :confused:
It scares away those who annoy you.
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-03-2007, 03:57
In what context?
Deus Malum
22-03-2007, 03:59
Why would you want a reputation as an asshole? :confused:
When people believe you're a complete and total bastard, they'll expect anything from you. It makes threatening the incompetent that much easier.
Northern Cildham
22-03-2007, 04:01
I voted yes.
New Xero Seven
22-03-2007, 04:02
I'll be an asshole if you want me to be. :p
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-03-2007, 04:08
Maybe? I go with yes since I'm humming "I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news --- With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse." now you ********! :p (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suegH9Dbqko)
You are scary.
When people believe you're a complete and total bastard, they'll expect anything from you. It makes threatening the incompetent that much easier.
But surely it also means people don't generally like you?
It scares away those who annoy you.
I usually scare them away with my general weirdness anyway...
IL Ruffino
22-03-2007, 04:12
I usually scare them away with my general weirdness anyway...
Ah yes, but..
When in doubt, asshole out!
I'm usually an asshole when I do something on accident. The only time I become an asshole is when I drive to piss off people who tailgate me or decide to slow down from 50 to 30 miles an hour just so they could talk on their cell phone.
Deus Malum
22-03-2007, 04:17
But surely it also means people don't generally like you?
You'd be surprised. The people who have proven themselves to be non-jackasses will generally also realize that I'm not really an asshole. It then becomes a huge joke at the expense of everyone else.
Ah yes, but..
When in doubt, asshole out!
That's really not a motto I'll be living my life by :p
You'd be surprised. The people who have proven themselves to be non-jackasses will generally also realize that I'm not really an asshole. It then becomes a huge joke at the expense of everyone else.
Then it just seems like you're going out of your way to be an asshole?
Kryozerkia
22-03-2007, 04:19
I'm an asshole, you're an asshole, the guy beside me is an asshole, everyone is an asshole. One of three inevitabilities of life...
Deus Malum
22-03-2007, 04:19
Then it just seems like you're going out of your way to be an asshole?
Then it just seems like I'm only an asshole to people beneath me. I am an elitist dick, after all.
You are scary.
Muhaha! :D