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Hottest Star Wars guy thread

Morganatron
21-03-2007, 17:51
In response to the chick thread...I'm curious to see what y'all say. :D

I vote Solo.

Pollage.

Edit: Even if you're not into guys, pretend you are for a moment. :p
Proggresica
21-03-2007, 17:53
http://www.geocities.com/andybe37/landop.jpg
HOT!
Farnhamia
21-03-2007, 17:53
Meh. If you like that sort of thing ... :p
Laerod
21-03-2007, 17:54
Well, I don't look at guys that way, but a Star Wars poster my sister wanted to give me found its way into her roomies possession instead because "Harrison" was on it, so I'll vote for Solo too.
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 17:56
Meh. If you like that sort of thing ... :p

Well, I don't look at guys that way...

Pretend you do, if only for the purpose of this thread. ;)
Farnhamia
21-03-2007, 18:05
Pretend you do, if only for the purpose of this thread. ;)

Okay, only 'cause it's for you :p ... I'd have to go with Solo. Luke was somehow too needy for me. No, wait, you did include Obi-Wan ... I'll go for the older Obi-Wan, the Alec Guinness one, though the younger's not too bad, either. ("Obi-Wan Kenobi. That's a name I've not heard in years.")
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 18:09
Okay, only 'cause it's for you :p ... I'd have to go with Solo. Luke was somehow too needy for me. No, wait, you did include Obi-Wan ... I'll go for the older Obi-Wan, the Alec Guinness one, though the younger's not too bad, either. ("Obi-Wan Kenobi. That's a name I've not heard in years.")

Thanks Farny ;)

And oddly enough, I was thinking of Alec Guinness' Obi-Wan when making the poll...he's my second. <.<

Lando comes in third.
Zilam
21-03-2007, 18:11
I'm sorry, but Anakin (ep 2&3) is the hottest, followed closey by obi wan (2&3) then Han, and finally Jabba :p
Proggresica
21-03-2007, 18:16
Bunch of Lando-hating racists. Black cock not good enuff for ya'?
Zilam
21-03-2007, 18:18
Bunch of Lando-hating racists. Black cock not good enuff for ya'?
:p
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 18:20
Bunch of Lando-hating racists. Black cock not good enuff for ya'?

Lando's pretty suave, but not as suave as Solo. So there. :p
Curious Inquiry
21-03-2007, 18:26
"I met him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLdFtDs2a-g) in a swamp down in Dagobah . . ."
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 18:32
I'm sorry, but Anakin (ep 2&3) is the hottest, followed closey by obi wan (2&3) then Han, and finally Jabba :p

http://jameshudnall.com/images/uploads/Old-Grendel_thumb.jpg

:D
Farnhamia
21-03-2007, 18:38
Yoda-is the hottest star wars guy you think not, hmm?

Linky (http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php)
Curious Inquiry
21-03-2007, 18:41
Yoda-is the hottest star wars guy you think not, hmm?

Linky (http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php)

Woot! LOL May 22, "Talk like Yoda" Day! But try my linky above too ;)
Farnhamia
21-03-2007, 18:43
Woot! LOL May 22, "Talk like Yoda" Day! But try my linky above too ;)

May 22, "Like yoda talk" Day! But my linky above too try. Yes, hmmm.
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 18:44
Yoda-is the hottest star wars guy you think not, hmm?

Linky (http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php)

To waste time while pretending to work another way. Herh herh herh. :D
Farnhamia
21-03-2007, 18:46
To waste time while pretending to work another way. Herh herh herh. :D

:D
Langenbruck
21-03-2007, 18:55
I would say: C3PO

Who else has such a great looking golden suit?
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 19:00
I would say: C3PO

Who else has such a great looking golden suit?

Yeah, but those tummy wires add a creepy factor...
Khadgar
21-03-2007, 19:02
None of them are particularly attractive, though of the options Lando would likely be a fun ride.
Kanabia
21-03-2007, 19:02
If swung that way I did, make sweet love to Han Solo, I would. Hmmmmmm. :p
Kiryu-shi
21-03-2007, 19:09
Chewbacca. Easily. Han Solo with the distant second.
Ladamesansmerci
21-03-2007, 19:14
I'm a split between Anakin and Han...Can't I vote for them both?
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 19:15
I'm a split between Anakin and Han...Can't I vote for them both?

You must choose. Choose wisely.
Anti-Social Darwinism
21-03-2007, 19:19
I briefly had a thing for Darth Vader (not the younger Anakin Skywalker, the older one). The helmet, the black cloak, the confidence and power - almost irresistable - until you get to the whole moral/ethical thing.
WC Imperial Court
21-03-2007, 21:17
Han Solo, except Obi-Wans wisdom is kind of hot. But definitely han
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 21:22
Oh no you didn't start this thread, Morg! LOL

Okay, I choose...Salacious B. Crumb (http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/76/Crumbonmymind.jpg). :D
Great Konoha
21-03-2007, 21:24
Han Solo! <3
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 21:25
For the poll, I chose "other," because there was no Ruffy option. Shame on you, Morg! :p
Cannot think of a name
21-03-2007, 21:25
I'm a split between Anakin and Han...Can't I vote for them both?

That'd be an interesting 3-way...right about the point that Han slyly makes Anakin feel insecure about the size of his sabre...


Aaaaaaannd I've creeped myself out a little.

Sure, it'd be cool to be Han, or Alec Guiness Obi Wan (I want to be that cool when I'm old, where everything, no matter how silly, sounds important and cool) but only one Star Wars dude is cool enough to hock Colt 45-
http://data1.blog.de/blog/s/surf-steash/img/COlt-45---Billy-Dee_small.jpg
UN Protectorates
21-03-2007, 21:45
General Grievous is the ultimate Hottest Star Wars Guy. His super android strength and that ghastly cough... Mmm...

Count Dooku AKA Christopher Lee comes a close second of course. The mature man thing and the fuzzy white mane really get me going.

PS This is a joke, silly rabbits.
German Nightmare
21-03-2007, 22:13
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HanSolo.jpg

_______________"Oh please - What kind of a question is that?"
Gravlen
21-03-2007, 22:14
Han Solo, except Obi-Wans wisdom is kind of hot. But definitely han

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I have to agree. Han Solo is the hot one ;)
Cannot think of a name
21-03-2007, 22:19
Of course, Fett has the sweet ride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhnw1gFuDA)...

I didn't actually watch the video, I'm not at my computer and this one can't play YouTube for some reason, so I don't vouch for how good it is...
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 22:22
Oh no you didn't start this thread, Morg! LOL

Okay, I choose...Salacious B. Crumb (http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/76/Crumbonmymind.jpg). :D

Oh I so did. :D

For the poll, I chose "other," because there was no Ruffy option. Shame on you, Morg!

When Ruffy starts wearing Mando armor, then he can have his poll option. ;)
Kiryu-shi
21-03-2007, 22:23
Where is the love for Chewie? :(
German Nightmare
21-03-2007, 22:30
Where is the love for Chewie? :(
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wookie.gif
Cannot think of a name
21-03-2007, 22:32
Where is the love for Chewie? :(

What a wookie!

I couldn't find a link to that song...
Greyenivol Colony
21-03-2007, 22:35
That'd be an interesting 3-way...right about the point that Han slyly makes Anakin feel insecure about the size of his sabre...

But Han doesn't have a lightsa-

Ohhhhh... *giggles uncontrolably*
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 22:36
What a wookie!

I couldn't find a link to that song...

The one from the Clerks soundtrack? I found a link to the band (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernova_%28band%29)...
Rhursbourg
21-03-2007, 23:25
Logray and Chirpa for Me

http://tatooine.fortunecity.com/niven/320/pictures/ewoks3.jpg
Morganatron
21-03-2007, 23:27
Logray and Chirpa for Me



I was wondering how long it would take before someone brought up ewok lovin' :p
Rhursbourg
21-03-2007, 23:34
I was wondering how long it would take before someone brought up ewok lovin' :p

ooh of course and you get some good quailty stuff to smoke afterwards considering the look on that ewoks face that was smoking in RTOJ
Curious Inquiry
21-03-2007, 23:51
I would say: C3PO

Who else has such a great looking golden suit?

But he's so . . . effeminate . . .
Neo Undelia
21-03-2007, 23:55
I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say Lando.
Sel Appa
22-03-2007, 00:03
http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3435609583
Curious Inquiry
22-03-2007, 01:23
Proof (http://www.x-dezyn.com/temp/millenium_falcon.jpg) that Han Solo was a redneck ;)
German Nightmare
22-03-2007, 01:39
Proof (http://www.x-dezyn.com/temp/millenium_falcon.jpg) that Han Solo was a redneck ;)
Oh look, it's the MilLeenium Falcon!
Chandelier
22-03-2007, 02:08
I actually had some sort of crush on Jar Jar Binks when Episode I was first released (I think I was in fourth grade or something).

I also thought that General Grievous looked really cool in the cartoon, but I didn't like him in the movie.

Kit Fisto is cool too, though.
Incoherencia
22-03-2007, 10:06
Gods, either young Obi-Wan or Anakin as Darth Vader. Hmm, decisions, decisions...
Heretichia
22-03-2007, 10:20
Chewie...
Risottia
22-03-2007, 10:27
I'd say Lando Calrissian (a sophisticated jack-of-all-trades), and as close second The Captain, Han Solo.
The Skywalkers (Anakin sr. and Luke) and suck until they mix with Corellian blood (Jacen, Jaina and Anakin jr.).
Obi-Wan Kenobi is like good wine: better old than young.
Boba and Jango... well... not very developed as characters.

Mace Windu and Yoda are two idiots. Why have they to fight the Sith Master single-handedly like in a western movie? Idiots.

Anyway, to see a cool Skywalker, go watch "Kill Vader" on Youtube.:cool:
Kyronea
22-03-2007, 11:02
In response to the chick thread...I'm curious to see what y'all say. :D

I vote Solo.

Pollage.

Edit: Even if you're not into guys, pretend you are for a moment. :p
Obi-Wan, be it Alec Guiness or the whomever played him in the new movies guy.

Lando is a close second.
Cluichstan
22-03-2007, 14:49
Obi-Wan, be it Alec Guiness or the whomever played him in the new movies guy.

It was Ewan MacGregor.
Aelosia
22-03-2007, 15:03
Oby was the hottest, with Mr. Solo close, although I don't like the "merc" tough type of guys.

Anakin, too childish, Luke, too needy, although the black dressed Luke in the Return of the Jedi was yummy, (but I'm not into blondies anyway).

I'd dig Piett, or Veers, or Tarkin. The uniform thing.
Cluichstan
22-03-2007, 15:06
I'd dig Piett, or Veers, or Tarkin. The uniform thing.

And an attraction to bad boys, too, it seems. ;)
Aelosia
22-03-2007, 15:17
Well, ok. I'd dig Wedge Antilles for the sake of equality!

Empire uniforms are hotter, although. Specially officers' uniforms
Risottia
22-03-2007, 15:17
I was wondering how long it would take before someone brought up ewok lovin' :p

I'm a proud member of the Society for the Extermination of the Ewoks.

That silly moon of Endor is going to become a planet-wide parking lot, with lots of McPalpatine's serving BigEwoks and EwokMcNuggets.
Oh, and the fuzzy ears will be added to the helmets of the Stormtroopers... so the chicks will look at them and say "aww cute" instead of running away.

:D
Cannot think of a name
22-03-2007, 19:19
Where's the love for Porkins?
http://porkins.tripod.com/pork.gif
Morganatron
22-03-2007, 19:24
Where's the love for Porkins?

Or Biggs Darklighter? :(

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/2/20/Biggs.jpg/250px-Biggs.jpg

He wins the cool mustache award.
Boonytopia
23-03-2007, 11:02
Luke, because he's such a dag.
United Beleriand
23-03-2007, 11:16
That dude in the lace and leather suit.... :D :eek: