NationStates Jolt Archive


If you could trade places with anyone for a day...

Soviestan
21-03-2007, 14:11
... who would it be(living or dead) and why?
Hamilay
21-03-2007, 14:13
... who would it be(living or dead) and why?
Why would we want to trade places with a dead person? :p

Does God count?

If not, pick any leader of a powerful country. I'm not fussy.
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 14:15
Alexis Denisof, because I wanna bang his wife (http://st.blog.cz/s/sheryl.blog.cz/obrazky/359787.jpg)
Popinjay
21-03-2007, 14:15
Max Barry: so I can disassociate him from his horrible books, its for his own good.
Riasta
21-03-2007, 14:18
The dead one! That way I'd find out what being dead is actually like. And since it's only for one day, I'd be back to myself easy as you please. ^^
Kyronea
21-03-2007, 14:25
Max Barry: so I can disassociate him from his horrible books, its for his own good.

...what?! Nani?! And other words to express my confusion!

As for me...hell if I know...the other person gets to live my life for a day, right? How will I keep that person from screwing up a whole lot of things?
Rambhutan
21-03-2007, 14:29
Fred Phelps - he would really have some explaining to do the next day.
Riasta
21-03-2007, 14:36
...what?! Nani?! And other words to express my confusion!

As for me...hell if I know...the other person gets to live my life for a day, right? How will I keep that person from screwing up a whole lot of things?Hence why I'd pick the dead one. All my body would do is lie around in a coma for one day. (I hope.)
Peepelonia
21-03-2007, 14:47
My Dad for the last 20 years, just to see whathe has seen and do what he has done.
Carnivorous Lickers
21-03-2007, 15:29
Fred Phelps - he would really have some explaining to do the next day.

:D I guess your big challenge would be NOT being apprehended by the authorities for at least that day.
Snafturi
21-03-2007, 16:50
Depnds on if it want to be responsible or have fun.

Responsible: Hitler after he was associated with Goring and all the other monsters but before he started the genocide. I'd shoot them then shoot myself. As a bonus I'd get to know what death is like.


Fun: Maximillion Cooper- Cool toys, cool friends, he has the life I dream about having.
Call to power
21-03-2007, 17:03
A billionaire drug dealer sounds fun or Lenin (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zY0r1WQPHIk)

My Dad for the last 20 years, just to see whathe has seen and do what he has done.

well lets hope the last 20 years haven’t involved sex then ;) :p
Arthais101
21-03-2007, 17:07
Jesus. You know, just to fuck with people.
Peepelonia
21-03-2007, 17:11
A billionaire drug dealer sounds fun or Lenin (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zY0r1WQPHIk)



well lets hope the last 20 years haven’t involved sex then ;) :p

Heheh yeah lots of it, none with my Mum though as they got divorced 36 years ago.
Neesika
21-03-2007, 17:12
Brad Pitt. I'd nookie Angelina Jolie into unconsciousness.
Neesika
21-03-2007, 17:14
Jesus. You know, just to fuck with people.

That's my thought too, except I'd really want to fuck with them. Man for a day!
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 17:17
I'd nookie Angelina Jolie into unconsciousness.

I'd pay good money to see that. :cool:
Neesika
21-03-2007, 17:18
I'd pay good money to see that. :cool:

Brad Pitt nookying Angelina Jolie?
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 17:21
Brad Pitt nookying Angelina Jolie?

Um...noooo....
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2007, 17:31
George W. Bush.

Do I need to even explain where this is going? :D
Ultraviolent Radiation
21-03-2007, 17:33
Alexis Denisof, because I wanna bang his wife (http://st.blog.cz/s/sheryl.blog.cz/obrazky/359787.jpg)

Damn. This is a way better idea than picking a world leader or corporate boss like I was going to.
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 17:36
Damn. This is a way better idea than picking a world leader or corporate boss like I was going to.

I'm smart (read: perverted) like that. ;)
Ice Hockey Players
21-03-2007, 18:01
Hmmm...let's see here. I can't just pick one, you know.

Bill Gates. I have to know what it's like to be richer than God.

Maybe Mark Burnett. That way I can influence his people to get me on Survivor. Always wanted to do that.

George W. Bush. I'd go get fucking hammered and stoned and let nature take its course from there. I'd also be sure to shit myself on camera.

Paris Hilton. I'd like to know how someone makes it to the top with no marketable talents. For that matter, I'd settle for Gwen Stefani or Fergie for that, too.

Fred Phelps. And I'd get a pink triangle tattooed on my forehead.

Pope Benedict XVI. I'd do a bunch of research on Catholic doctrine beforehand so I could speak ex cathedra and make all kinds of sweeping changes, such as allowing women to be priests, letting priests get married, and demanding that people eat more bagels during Lent. Also, Lent now lasts only twelve hours. And I would make sure to swill a Guinness during the speech and drop a few F-bombs. People would say, "The Pope fucking rocks!" and membership goes way the hell up for the Church. OK, OK, maybe not. Maybe I'd just make a few changes, like making everyone wear lime green to Mass and offering up Domino's Pizza as the Communion sacrament.

Maybe some random suicide bomber, so I can "accidentally" blow up a hideout full of assholes instead of innocent people. The world would have a pretty big laugh at the stupidity of that asshole.

Seth MacFarlane, so I could actually get the ball rolling on a few decent episodes of Family Guy. The latest episodes have been crap after crap.

Some random creature on a far-away planet. Just so I can prove aliens exist.

Or if that all fails...

I suppose I could do what every guy would and become a gorgeous, filthy-rich lesbian with 27 knockout girlfriends who will do whatever she commands of them.

What, someone had to suggest it.
Ilaer
21-03-2007, 18:35
... who would it be(living or dead) and why?

George W. Bush or Tony Blair.

Bush so that I could attempt to fix all the problems he's caused the world just before declaring the USA to be British territory and surrendering the nation to the UK.
Tony Blair if not Bush so that I could start World War III using an extremely detailed plan I once made.

Ilaer