NationStates Jolt Archive


What is...

Monkey Nipples
21-03-2007, 01:16
The sickest thing you have seen. Split it into two categories - On the interet and in real life.
Call to power
21-03-2007, 01:20
I try not to think about it but I'd say:

1) tub girl

2) black vomit
Monkey Nipples
21-03-2007, 01:48
I saw some guy called Eugene something getting his head sawed off whilst still alive (on t'internet with sound), In real life - my girlfriend puking up whole shrimp after a night out with the ladies at 3am and I have to get up for work at 7.
JuNii
21-03-2007, 01:53
The sickest thing you have seen. Split it into two categories - On the interet and in real life.I read that as What Is... Monkey Nipples. :D

1) Tub Girl...

2) some... body left a large pile of crap (literally) right outside our office door. and one of my co workers stepped in it.
UNITIHU
21-03-2007, 01:55
I'm completly desensitized to sick and disgusting things at this point, but the LAST thing that grossed me out was a video of pipe fitting.
*shudders*

Real life? I dont know actually. I guess I reached that point before I had the chance to see anything truly disgusting in real life.
Imperial isa
21-03-2007, 02:10
2) black vomit

only time i've seen that was the next day after i got drunk
Grainne Ni Malley
21-03-2007, 02:14
Internet: Anything on Rotten.com, probably narrowed down to the weightlifter.

IRL: It's a toss-up between the crazy guy who tried to get to the other side of the BART station in Oakland by running across the tracks and got pinned underneath the train. I was on the train that hit him and it was pretty freaky listening to the conductor (I think that's what they're called) come on the loudspeaker and say, "I just hit a man".

OR the time when my pet rats attacked the newest rat and I found him turned inside out. Don't mix Blues with Berkshires.
Vetalia
21-03-2007, 02:22
IRL? I don't know actually.

OL? Swap.avi. Even after all my years of being desensitized to the internet that one still gets me.
Deus Malum
21-03-2007, 02:22
Tub-girl

White vomit (I kid you not)
Call to power
21-03-2007, 02:28
only time i've seen that was the next day after i got drunk

lucky you the sick wasn't even mine and I have to sleep in that bed!

For the record no I’m not that evil there was no sex involved :( :p
Vetalia
21-03-2007, 02:33
Bah, all you people saying tubgirl is the worst...I've seen things that would make your eyes bleed.
Call to power
21-03-2007, 02:35
Swap.avi. Even after all my years of being desensitized to the internet that one still gets me.

:eek: okay I'm going to go cry and I just read the basic plot
UNITIHU
21-03-2007, 02:57
IRL? I don't know actually.

OL? Swap.avi. Even after all my years of being desensitized to the internet that one still gets me.

If SWAP.avi is the last boss of the internets, I think I just won.
Is it weird to feel proud?
The_pantless_hero
21-03-2007, 02:59
Wouldn't it be "What are.... Monkey Nipples"?
Vetalia
21-03-2007, 03:01
If SWAP.avi is the last boss of the internets, I think I just won.

Is it weird to feel proud?

No, /b/rother, it is only the beginning...

I know there are things out there even worse than swap.avi; what they are and where they are is a mystery, but they're out there.
Katganistan
21-03-2007, 03:01
Please don't link to any pictures of anything obscene or gruesome as I'd hate to DEAT anyone.
The_pantless_hero
21-03-2007, 03:01
Please don't link to anything obscene or gruesome as I'd hate to DEAT anyone.

I believe that would officially qualify as a Luecide.
Entropic Creation
21-03-2007, 03:03
Maybe it's a little weird... but I get a little feeling of pride that I've seen thing like swap.avi in person. Get a bunch of people together at a kinky sex party, a little alcohol, people who cant turn down a dare... it was all in good fun and nobody thought it appalling. I wouldnt go so far as to say it was just a normal night, but no big deal.

Edit: if anyone can actually find something that I would find sick and disgusting I would be very surprised. These days I doubt such a thing exists.
Vetalia
21-03-2007, 03:07
Edit: if anyone can actually find something that I would find sick and disgusting I would be very surprised. These days I doubt such a thing exists.

I've looked, and I haven't found a thing.

Presumably the Holy Grail of depravity would be a full, authentic snuff film, but not even Al Goldstein could locate one and he offered a reward.
UNITIHU
21-03-2007, 03:07
No, /b/rother, it is only the beginning...

I know there are things out there even worse than swap.avi; what they are and where they are is a mystery, but they're out there.

Oh thank god. The game gets so repetitive the second time around.



It's probably kind of real life Cox the Fox. Well, for me at least.
Kahanistan
21-03-2007, 03:54
What is swap.avi?

Not recommending anyone link to it, but can someone describe it for me in terms that won't lead to a DEAT?

EDIT: Online, probably this impaling video.
RL: Once when I was riding home and accidentally ran over a dog. Didn't see the aftermath, but the sound was pretty disturbing.
Chrintium
21-03-2007, 03:59
Is tub girl worksafe?
New Stalinberg
21-03-2007, 03:59
Internet: Lemon party.

Real Life: Hmm, I don't know the grossest, but having that explosive diarrea when I was 10 or something and not being able to make it to the bathroom was pretty awful. One word kept popping into my mind:

Meaty.
Katganistan
21-03-2007, 04:03
Is tub girl worksafe?

HELL NO.
The_pantless_hero
21-03-2007, 04:05
Is tub girl worksafe?

Tub girl isn't homesafe.
Nadkor
21-03-2007, 04:09
Real life was a guy in a motorbike race coming off and flying straight into a wall, his bike slamming into him and then flipping up and over the wall, and then blood coming out under his helmet. From about 15 metres away, when I was 11. The guy ended up dying right there.

Online is probably tubgirl.
Smunkeeville
21-03-2007, 04:09
on the internet? I don't know.......seen a lot of badness.

IRL, I saw a guy get hit by a train, he was pretty torn up.
Slythros
21-03-2007, 04:19
Whats tub girl?

On the internet- pics of Saw 3. Americans are sick if they enjoy watching that.

IRL- I probably havent lived long enough for anything really disgusting.
Smunkeeville
21-03-2007, 04:21
Whats tub girl?
I don't know if I can describe it without getting banned......it's really bad, you don't need to see it, it's very gross. I saw it like 2 years ago and I am still traumatized........

DON'T GOOGLE IT!

*will never forgive her husband for that*
New Stalinberg
21-03-2007, 04:22
I don't know if I can describe it without getting banned......it's really bad, you don't need to see it, it's very gross. I saw it like 2 years ago and I am still traumatized........

DON'T GOOGLE IT!

*will never forgive her husband for that*

Your husband??

Wow... All I can say is wow.
Smunkeeville
21-03-2007, 04:25
Your husband??

Wow... All I can say is wow.

he comes home one day and says "google tubgirl" and I said "no!" and he said "it's not gross I promise"

:rolleyes: :mad:

that's okay, it was revenge.......(I sent him to goatse previously)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-03-2007, 04:29
What is swap.avi?

Not recommending anyone link to it, but can someone describe it for me in terms that won't lead to a DEAT?

Whats tub girl?

DON'T GOOGLE IT!
Actually, googling it is the best way to go, just make sure you don't use google image and be certain to only click explanatory links (like the wiki one for tubgirl) and not the pics/videos themselves.

PS: It still gonna be gross, though. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Chrintium
21-03-2007, 04:40
The wiki article on tubgirl sounds gross, but unless i'm missing something, it doesn't seem to be the worst thing out there. I'll check it when I get home from work.
Flibbleites
21-03-2007, 04:42
I'm surprised no one's brought up goatse yet.
Anti-Social Darwinism
21-03-2007, 05:41
Sickest thing on the internet - that Christian camp thing, ew.

The sickest thing I've seen in real life - a woman who was a neighbor of mine (many years ago) who killed her 4-year-old daughter for $5000.00 insurance. That's evil.
Zilam
21-03-2007, 05:50
on the net? Watching Bud Dwyer(sp?) suicide on live tv in the 80s. out of all the things on the net, that makes me squirm the most, mainly because of all the blood that rushes out of his nose after he does it.

IRL? seeing my mom and dad have sex when i was little. :(
Vetalia
21-03-2007, 05:52
I'm surprised no one's brought up goatse yet.

I could use goatse as my wallpaper without flinching a single bit...
New Granada
21-03-2007, 05:52
1) Guy heaving for a minute or two then vomiting into the mouth of a girl he was on top of. The sound is what made it effective.

2) Person put his hand into his pants, pull out feces.
MrWho
21-03-2007, 06:45
The worst on the internet was when I saw how some doctors removed the brain of a cadaver by basically sawing the head open and yanking the brain out. My memory is fuzzy on this because I saw this 5 years ago, but it was one of the few videos that made me flinch.

Either that or a picture of a woman using a knife to slit her throat open. Her facial expression when she was doing this was what really stuck out in my mind.

In real life I haven't really seen anything disturbing. I'll just go with accidentally walking into the bathroom when my mom was naked and about to take a shower.
Zilam
21-03-2007, 06:52
Oh yeah, there was another one that literally made me almost want to cry. It was on Ifilm under the war category, and it was an insurgent sniper vid killing american troops(thats not the bad part) the worst part was at the end when one of the insurgents took a knife and cut a man's throat and then cut his head off.
Monkey Nipples
21-03-2007, 12:20
Just image googled tubgirl - and I'm eating a fried egg sandwich. :(
Luipaard
21-03-2007, 12:38
Just image googled tubgirl - and I'm eating a fried egg sandwich. :(

Im so sorry for you.
Popinjay
21-03-2007, 12:41
IRL, Seeing a Jumping Castle explode right next to me and watching a kid fly out of it 20 meters in the air only to fall to the ground with an unusually satisfying crunch. Well it wasn't funny at the time.
Ifreann
21-03-2007, 12:43
Please don't link to any pictures of anything obscene or gruesome as I'd hate to DEAT anyone.

I'd hate to have to claw my eyes out, which has almost happened a few times.

Interwebz, the usual goatse/tubgirl-esque vileness.

Real Life(TM), nothing comes to mind.
Kanabia
21-03-2007, 13:18
Sickest as in "fully sick!" or most disgusting?

Just image googled tubgirl - and I'm eating a fried egg sandwich.

LOL.
IL Ruffino
21-03-2007, 20:39
Internet - I don't know. Not even the beheading videos really effected me.
Real Life - My vomit floating around in the clogged sink.
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 20:42
Internet: tub girl
RL: Ruffy in a thong (oh wait, that was just my imagination)
Dinaverg
21-03-2007, 20:50
Meh, so much hoopla about tubgirl.

I suppose the only thing that's sorta bothered me on the intertubes so far would be a harlequin fetus or something.

as for reality...Opening a trash can full of maggots, I guess. I have a distinct aversion to them, so perhaps it's not all that disturbing for most...
Largent
21-03-2007, 21:00
Well, this wont mean anything if you haven't seen the movie "Hostel", but if you have, its a real place in Vietnam or Korea and there is a website for it (thats where the idea for the movie came from).
Fleckenstein
21-03-2007, 21:18
Internet: Disney porn/Lemonparty

RL: I keep my distance form those situations. :p
Carnivorous Lickers
21-03-2007, 21:29
I've seen some exceptionally horrendous stuff in real life. If I have a "Top Ten" of the most disgusting in person, the autopsy on a 76 yr old jaundiced woman only ranks around 6 or 7. Even when the top of her head was removed and slivers of brain were taken to make slides.
Online-various crime scene/accident pics,as well as all the other unfortunate injuries and maladys.

The internet doesnt bring up the bile that real life scents and sounds,along with the visual does.
Siap
21-03-2007, 21:30
Internet: Tubgirl

RL: The other day when I puked up a quart of blood (just had some surgery)

True to what CL said, the real life scent is always much worse than the internet can conjure.
Northern Borders
21-03-2007, 23:31
What, tubgirl? That is so lame.

ANyway, just as most people here, I dont get surprised with anything anymore, real life or not. I guess the only thing that would freak me would be seeing a guy burning and screaming his lungs out in front of me.

The only thing that shocked me was a 50 year old man who said he had just been raped. That is fucked up.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-03-2007, 01:58
Last Measure.
Darknovae
22-03-2007, 02:09
Sickest thing on internet? Nthing- I stay away from that.

In RL? The first Saw movie. Hint: don't watch it during a thunderstorm, especially when yo're extremely brontophobic. In fact, don't watch it at all.
Vetalia
22-03-2007, 02:26
Last Measure.

Last measure is more amusing than anything. Hearing someone's computer blare "HEY EVERYONE I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" at 2 in the morning is definitely worth it.
The Brevious
22-03-2007, 02:29
How is this NOT locked? :)

..and oh yes, i have oodles of anecdotes to elucidate with.
German Nightmare
22-03-2007, 03:12
The sickest thing you have seen. Split it into two categories - On the interet and in real life.
Can't really say what I'd have to consider the sickest thing I've seen on the internet. I've seen a lot. Don't like blood'n'gore too much, though.

In real life, however, it either is the old guy lying dead on his stomach/face for 3 weeks - or the 20-year-old guy who got killed in a car accident and whose forehead consisted of only a whole while his mouth was literally overflowing with blood. :( Can't say I'm too fond of either experiences.

Anyway, as a nice treat and diversion, turn on your speakers and enjoy the following video (http://www.woop.dk/flash/NAKED.swf)! :D
Brutland and Norden
22-03-2007, 12:27
The worst on the internet was when I saw how some doctors removed the brain of a cadaver by basically sawing the head open and yanking the brain out. My memory is fuzzy on this because I saw this 5 years ago, but it was one of the few videos that made me flinch.

We did worse than that.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-03-2007, 20:27
Last measure is more amusing than anything. Hearing someone's computer blare "HEY EVERYONE I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" at 2 in the morning is definitely worth it.

Oh, the sound is amusing. The images are disgusting. Then again, I was kind of used to that sort of imagery by the time I saw it, since I saw it as part of AMV Hell 0.
Big Jim P
22-03-2007, 21:44
Internet: After hearing a lot about it, I asked my future wife to send me a link to tubgirl. Is it the worst? I don't know or care. Like pain, disgust has a saturation threshold. Nothing online surprises me anymore.

IRL: probably watching a man get hit by a car when I was about 12. He had died by the time the ambulance got to the scene.
The blessed Chris
22-03-2007, 21:47
I try not to think about it but I'd say:

1) tub girl

2) black vomit

Tub Girl; Euw.:(

In real life, however, I'd say someone's face after getting bottled.