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Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:

Hooray I am now saved![/sarcasm]

Huh. "What is Jesus to you?" followed by a bunch of answers I don't want to choose. So, I pick the closest. "How do you know?" - I don't! In fact, I know that I didn't want to say that.

:rolleyes: Indeed.

I don't take any religious advice unless it comes from someone wearing a toilet seat as a necklace. (see satan's greatest hits thread)

Having suicidal thoughts?

Well, I am now...

I'd answer the questionnaire, but I'm afraid doing so might make me want to kill myself. My life hangs in a delicate balance of denial.

I don't take any religious advice unless it comes from someone wearing a toilet seat as a necklace. (see satan's greatest hits thread)

That's where I got this link, from clicking around. :D

I just hope that the OP, or anyone else for that matter, did not get to that quiz while looking for actual help with suicidal thoughts.

ROFL i clicked i dont believe in god, therefore the suggestion was to pray to god. THats so totally going to work...

wow its rather nice to the Jews in this :p

I'd like to know who thinks religion and the internet work as a method of conversion (or any method really)?

Suicide? One day you'll learn that it's much better to divert your anger and frustration towards others instead of towards yourself :D and it's more entertaining,too

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:

Lolz. (snickers)

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:Strange, after clicking "I am God" I am asked to go back....

how dum

Your poll made me realize how hungry I was.

Your poll made me realize how hungry I was.

I'm hungry right now. My sister just made a baked potato.

why is one of the answers to the WHY part on the last page

"I'm Jewish"

I guess I didn't learn my lesson. :(

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:

This does nothing for suicidal people. I was suicidal once, and I got out of it by telling myself to get over it.

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:The quiz is flawed. I answered a question correctly, since I would be doomed according to that scripture, and it wouldn't accept it.

This does nothing for suicidal people. I was suicidal once, and I got out of it by telling myself to get over it.

I've never been suicidal (been pretty low though) but I really don't see how this is going to help. Happy-churchy-Jesus-fish stuff didn't help me in middle school when I felt like crap, and now that I'm feeling much happier, it doesn't help me with my current (though less severe) problems.

Strange, after clicking "I am God" I am asked to go back....

Maybe it's like Cacophany's (http://www.cacophony.org/) website and you have to answer the questions in a particular order to prove you are god and therefore advance?

I don't need some pointless questionnaire to tell me I'm a Christian. Was easy enough on my own.

That's where I got this link, from clicking around. :D

I just hope that the OP, or anyone else for that matter, did not get to that quiz while looking for actual help with suicidal thoughts.

I went to the "Satan's Greatest Hits" thread, and clicked around, and foudn this link.

I don't need some pointless questionnaire to tell me I'm a Christian. Was easy enough on my own.

You can figure out you're religion on your own? You must have like an IQ of, like, 10 zillion!
:eek:

I guess I didn't learn my lesson. :(

"Yea,though she was quite benevolent, the Pancake-creature only learnt her Lessons after it was too late to undo her Deeds."

-SyrupisV 18:65

"Yea,though she was quite benevolent, the Pancake-creature only learnt her Lessons after it was too late to undo her Deeds."

-SyrupisV 18:65

I was talking about the poll. Well, this would indeed apply since it's now far to lat to undo the poll I did in July, but meh...:rolleyes:

Well it's a bloody good thing I already ate, or I'd be legging it to the nearest IHOP. Hmm...pancakes...hmm....boisenberry. Damnit *leaves*

why is one of the answers to the WHY part on the last page
"I'm Jewish"
because then there is obviously no way to any god left for you... ;)

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:

what a stupid questionnaire! It forces you to pick the answers it wants you to!

It asked me whether I believed in God. I chose no and now the page can't load. I guess I win...

I ended up in a loop:rolleyes:

I have no idea what this has to do with suicide...

So what's next? The tooth fairy has the answer for the cure to AIDs? :)

So what's next? The tooth fairy has the answer for the cure to AIDs? :)
We already have a cure for that: gypsy tears.

I am stuck at the socond question:

To you, who is Jesus?

God's son
A good man
A prophet

My answer would be either "an amalgam of several religious figures projected unto a common man, who may or may not have existed" or "a man from a book who said some good and some bad things", depending on my mood.

Which should I pick ?

The best part was when I answered one of the "what does this scripture mean?" questions with "I am God," and I was told to go back and re-read it. What if God was taking the quiz? They didn't take that into account, did they?

The best part was when I answered one of the "what does this scripture mean?" questions with "I am God," and I was told to go back and re-read it. What if God was taking the quiz? They didn't take that into account, did they?

They sure as hell didn't. Those bastards should be a lot more considerate of my presence.

The best part was when I answered one of the "what does this scripture mean?" questions with "I am God," and I was told to go back and re-read it. What if God was taking the quiz? They didn't take that into account, did they?

Thus, they are evidently not true Christians. They've completely forgotten that God is all seeing and always with them, and that suicides are not being helped by this shit.

Speaking of suicides and shit, a much better piece of advice: Not for those without a (twisted) sense of humour (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide.html)

Thus, they are evidently not true Christians. They've completely forgotten that God is all seeing and always with them, and that suicides are not being helped by this shit.

Speaking of suicides and shit, a much better piece of advice: Not for those without a (twisted) sense of humour (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide.html)

That's the best shit ever.

The best part was when I answered one of the "what does this scripture mean?" questions with "I am God," and I was told to go back and re-read it. What if God was taking the quiz? They didn't take that into account, did they?
If you were God you'd be omnipotent, and thus able to make it work. :p

haha, try answering the last two questions here http://www.righttotheheart.com/spiritual_survey/survey030.html

hmm. lots of room for interpretation there.


what a load of toss. but if some people find help through that toss, then its good toss :)

Read this Scripture, then answer the questions:

For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23

The Scripture means:

We can be perfect.

All have sinned.

I am not a sinner.

It won't let me answer that I'm not a sinner or that we can be perfect. Wankers, trying to force me to answer they way they want me to.

not personaly, but:

putting trying to impress each other ahead of the kind of world we all have to live in, is the collective suicide of the human species.

not by offending some big daddy in the sky
but by motivating and creating markets for the destruction of the very web of life, on which all life (on our planet, which is the only one we have any means of surviving on), including that of our own species, utterly and completely depends upon.

if you can't connect the dots, you might try looking up where the air we breathe comes from.
that's right it comes from somewhere. it isn't 'just there'.
nor has it always been there.

=^^=
.../\...

I've never been suicidal (been pretty low though) but I really don't see how this is going to help. Happy-churchy-Jesus-fish stuff didn't help me in middle school when I felt like crap, and now that I'm feeling much happier, it doesn't help me with my current (though less severe) problems.

Yeah. Being suicidal is not fun. Especially when it's about a girl.

http://www.righttotheheart.com/spiritual_survey/survey030.html

I clicked the third option.

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:


While I know for a fact that Christ can heal " anything ", including suicidal tendencies. I think you are going about this in the wrong way, you can't force people to except the Lord. It has to be their freely made choice, so show the world christ through yourself instead of giving questionaires that try to force the issue.

If you were God you'd be omnipotent, and thus able to make it work. :p

Actually, God is getting on in the years, and is only omnipotent after taking his viagra.

I kind of like how when you select that you don't believe in god and get asked why, one of the options actually is "I'm Jewish" :D

One of the options for this poll should've been "I'm Jewish."

:p

If I read that whenever I was feeling that way inclined it would probably tip me over the edge...

Yeah. Being suicidal is not fun. Especially when it's about a girl.

How old are you again?

How old are you again?

13. That happened when I was 10.

13. That happened when I was 10.

Haha.

Sorry.

Take this questionnaire (http://www.godtest.com/) and re-establish your faith in Jesus!

:rolleyes: How is that going to help a suicidal person?

Also, as a warning: If you choose "I do not believe in God" or "No one can find God" in the last few questions, it's going to make you go back and choose the "right" answer.

:rolleyes:

I called, but they hung up on me, saying that I was a hopeless case :( :p

This does nothing for suicidal people. I was suicidal once, and I got out of it by telling myself to get over it.

Doing that rather than dealing with whatever had brought you to that state actually worked for you? Wow! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, wait... I did, and I discovered it's not that simple for everyone.

If I read that whenever I was feeling that way inclined it would probably tip me over the edge...

It would have for me, too.

Haha.

Sorry.

(is not at all offended)

Doing that rather than dealing with whatever had brought you to that state actually worked for you? Wow! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, wait... I did, and I discovered it's not that simple for everyone.

I never said it was. I'm just stating how I got over it.

If I read that whenever I was feeling that way inclined it would probably tip me over the edge...

Yeah. I mean, as a Christian I felt miserable and that life sucked and at least I was going to heaven, but as an atheist I'm happier and have a better outlook on life. I think that if you advertise that going a certain way will get you into heaven, then it's goign to tip someone over the edge because now they're sure there's something better.

Actually, God is getting on in the years, and is only omnipotent after taking his viagra.

Damn, that's a good one. Swiped for my sig.

(is not at all offended)

Come on, seriously, you may have been upset when you were 10 (and probably thought that nothing so bad had ever happened to anything ever before ever) and you had girl-troubles, but I'm 99.9% certain that you weren't actually suicidal.

Come on, seriously, you may have been upset when you were 10 (and probably thought that nothing so bad had ever happened to anything ever before ever) and you had girl-troubles, but I'm 99.9% certain that you weren't actually suicidal.

Well, I tried to stab myself in the arm with a pencil. A pretty clear memory, actually.

Well, I tried to stab myself in the arm with a pencil. A pretty clear memory, actually.

Yes, because you were 10, emotionally incapable of dealing with the situation, and thought that the whole world had collapsed because you had a bit of trouble with somebody you fancied, and that you would never be happy again. Not because you were actually suicidal. If you were actually suicidal you most likely wouldn't have been able to just snap out of it.

I'm sorry if I sound harsh...I just don't like people trivialising suicide...

Come on, seriously, you may have been upset when you were 10 (and probably thought that nothing so bad had ever happened to anything ever before ever) and you had girl-troubles, but I'm 99.9% certain that you weren't actually suicidal.
Indeed. I've never heard of a person below 13 attempting suicide in earnest. The last thing on my mind at 10 was to kill myself. That developed later. :D

Indeed. I've never heard of a person below 13 attempting suicide in earnest. The last thing on my mind at 10 was to kill myself. That developed later. :D

When I was 10 I assumed all my problems would sort themselves out come puberty...

When I was 10 I assumed all my problems would sort themselves out come puberty...

That poor kid came in for a shock eh?

Well, I tried to stab myself in the arm with a pencil. A pretty clear memory, actually.

You know those compasses that have a pencil on one side and a needle on the other? My best friend, shortly after breaking up with his girlfriend (or rather, his girlfriend dumping him) used to stab himself with those on a regular basis. Nasty, probably painful.

At the same time, he's a pussy, and would never kill himself. Self-mutilation does not imply you have the gumption to go one step further.

Edit: D'oh, meant to add: we were in sophomore year of high school. Probably just a little older than you in fact.

That poor kid came in for a shock eh?

Yeah...you could say that...

When I was 10 I assumed all my problems would sort themselves out come puberty...
Meh, as a child I dreaded puberty. Now that it's over and done with though I realize there was little reason for that. :)

Meh, as a child I dreaded puberty. Now that it's over and done with though I realize there was little reason for that. :)

Well, puberty, as it turned out, was a general nightmare, but I had kind of expected beforehand that everything would be "righted" by it...

Yeah. I mean, as a Christian I felt miserable and that life sucked and at least I was going to heaven, but as an atheist I'm happier and have a better outlook on life. I think that if you advertise that going a certain way will get you into heaven, then it's goign to tip someone over the edge because now they're sure there's something better.

I dunno, Catholicism expressly forbids suicide.

Even Absurdism, the philosophy that the world is absurd and one must be happy in accepting it cause it sucks no matter what, is against suicide.

*pokes AIM icon* I'm bored.

Indeed. I've never heard of a person below 13 attempting suicide in earnest

I came close to that. I was 11 the first time I tried it.

Yes, because you were 10, emotionally incapable of dealing with the situation, and thought that the whole world had collapsed because you had a bit of trouble with somebody you fancied, and that you would never be happy again. Not because you were actually suicidal. If you were actually suicidal you most likely wouldn't have been able to just snap out of it.

I'm sorry if I sound harsh...I just don't like people trivialising suicide...

No offense taken. I understand what you meant now. I guess I was trivializing suicide, but if it wasn't suicide, what was it? Temporary insanity?

No offense taken. I understand what you meant now. I guess I was trivializing suicide, but if it wasn't suicide, what was it? Temporary insanity?

Immaturity? Seems reasonable in a 10 year old.

I dunno, Catholicism expressly forbids suicide.

Even Absurdism, the philosophy that the world is absurd and one must be happy in accepting it cause it sucks no matter what, is against suicide.

*pokes AIM icon* I'm bored.
Who said Absurdism was against suicide? Camus argued that it is the first choice one must make.

Immaturity? Seems reasonable in a 10 year old.

I'd have to agree with that. :)