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I thought the fundies had given up talking about Rock as "The Devil's Music". Nope. This video, packed with performances from Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Van Halen and others, aims to show you the error of your satanic rock ways.


http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7430

What's that line from The Usual Suspects? "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist." :D

Hail Satan.

oh lord :rolleyes:

Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Van Halen

Even funnier when you know that there are actual Christian rock/metal bands who make harder music than any of those.

Hail Satan.
I actually saw a guy shouting that out the side of a truck last week at the Black Sabbath/Megadeth show I went to.

This guy is the best! Check out his video and learn about how babies go to hell, 70% of women are child molesters, and watch him play with his little plastic gun.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9365

I knew the Beattles were a British conspiracy to undermine Our American Values. Fucking British, they just want to turn us back into a colony agian, and take our guns, and have soldiers sleep in our homes, and make us drink TEA!

The Beach Boys?

Edit: Digging the groovy surfer-guy narrator.

The Beach Boys?

They were friends of Charlie Manson.

No Tenacious D? I mean, they rock WITH Satan, not even just for him.



Serious answer: LOL! They think VAN HALEN is the devils music? I want to hear what they said about Jim Morrison and HIS lyrics. ....the minister's daughter's in love with the snake...
I mean, the man was a Nietzsche fanatic. He's begging for these people to talk about him.
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The Beach Boys?

Edit: Digging the groovy surfer-guy narrator.

We always take my car cause its never been beat
And weve never missed yet with the girls we meet

None of the guys go steady cause it wouldnt be right
To leave their best girl home now on saturday night

;)

Whoah... dude... guess I totally sold my soul to the devil man.... dude... AWSOME!!!

This just reminds me of that Bloom County where they all form a band named Deathtongue and end up playing at the Elk lodge...or something like that...

Wow, I can see Marilyn Manson, and maybe even Nirvana. But the Rolling Stones? Britney Spears? Carlos Santana for fuck's sake?

Kind of funny how they only targeted artists who were popular at the time, and not groups like Black Sabbath, or AC/DC...

This just reminds me of that Bloom County where they all form a band named Deathtongue and end up playing at the Elk lodge...or something like that...

Yeah, and the Exalted Ruler's wife was hitting on Bill the Cat and Steve got busted after the band threw all the hotel furniture out the window. That was a classic storyline. Especially the hearing in front of the PMRC.

This just reminds me of that Bloom County where they all form a band named Deathtongue and end up playing at the Elk lodge...or something like that...

OMG! Remember when Bill the Cat plugged in his tongue, but it wasn't grounded?
"BLAMPF!"
Steve: "Oh, jeez! He's not dead again, is he?"
Opus: "No, no. I'll go get the Bactine."

I thought the fundies had given up talking about Rock as "The Devil's Music". Nope. This video, packed with performances from Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Van Halen and others, aims to show you the error of your satanic rock ways.


http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7430

If they think that's satanic, they should hear Dissection, Mayhem, Dark Funeral, Gorgoroth, Morbid Angel, Deicide, and Marduk. They'll shit their pants.

Wow, I can see Marilyn Manson, and maybe even Nirvana. But the Rolling Stones? Britney Spears? Carlos Santana for fuck's sake?

Stones- Sympathy for the devil, lyrics about drug use, fornication and violence

Britney- Encouraging fornication among little girls

Santana- He's Mexican.

Yeah, and the Exalted Ruler's wife was hitting on Bill the Cat and Steve got busted after the band threw all the hotel furniture out the window. That was a classic storyline. Especially the hearing in front of the PMRC.

It was brilliant.
Found this on wikipedia... :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Deathtongue.jpg

I actually watched it this time, but my answers still the same.

LOL!
They think Nirvana is satanic, because Kurt Cobain said 'God's Gay'?

It's times like these that I wish we had more awesome smilies, so I could accurately express how hard that made me laugh.

Wow, I can see Marilyn Manson, and maybe even Nirvana. But the Rolling Stones? Britney Spears? Carlos Santana for fuck's sake?

Kind of funny how they only targeted artists who were popular at the time, and not groups like Black Sabbath, or AC/DC...

Well i guess listening to Ricky Martin or Britney Spears sing, could be considered as a living hell.

This guy is the best! Check out his video and learn about how babies go to hell, 70% of women are child molesters, and watch him play with his little plastic gun.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9365

Calvinists. :rolleyes:

Kind of funny how they only targeted artists who were popular at the time, and not groups like Black Sabbath, or AC/DC...
AC/DC's on there.

This guy is the best! Check out his video and learn about how babies go to hell, 70% of women are child molesters, and watch him play with his little plastic gun.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9365
Is this guy serious?

AC/DC's on there.


Is this guy serious?

Can a man holding a plastic toy gun and wearing a toilet seat around his neck not be serious?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9365

I think the reds were a little more afraid of 10,000+ nukes than the followers of some hippy pacifist.

Dude, back when I worked at a record store we had someone return a CD saying that it should have some sort of parental warning on it and that it wasn't appropriate for his 12 year old...it was Miles Davis' Sketches of Spain...there aren't any fucking words! There are people out there who still thing jazz is the devil's music. I mean, Sketches of freakin' Spain? It's third stream jazz, it borders on fucking chamber music...

Wow, I can see Marilyn Manson, and maybe even Nirvana. But the Rolling Stones? Britney Spears? Carlos Santana for fuck's sake?

Kind of funny how they only targeted artists who were popular at the time, and not groups like Black Sabbath, or AC/DC...

:eek: Britney Spears IS of Satan.

Britney Spears?

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/britney_spears_is_the_antichri.html

And from the same website...

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2499

Bananas=God Exists!

This guy is the best! Check out his video and learn about how babies go to hell, 70% of women are child molesters, and watch him play with his little plastic gun.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9365

I think the toilet seat around his neck really helps him get his message across. Same for the viking helmet, toy gun, and the words "sexual millionares" written on the blackboard behind him.

I thought the fundies had given up talking about Rock as "The Devil's Music". Nope. This video, packed with performances from Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Van Halen and others, aims to show you the error of your satanic rock ways.


http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7430

Lolz.

Calvinists. :rolleyes:Don't be stupid. My money's on them being involved in the Christian music scene and they're trying to drive the competition from the market. :p

Hey, that might actually be pretty good. Who doesn't want a bunch of performances by rock bands?

I think the fundies's plan may have backfired. Badly.

I think the fundies's plan may have backfired. Badly.

When has one ever gone right?

save me jesus :rolleyes:

Anyone who believes that michael jackson has a secret room where he keeps liberace's ghost or that he gets his songs from "the demonic spirit world" should be put in a mental institution.

save me jesus :rolleyes:

Anyone who believes that michael jackson has a secret room where he keeps liberace's ghost or that he gets his songs from "the demonic spirit world" should be put in a mental institution.

So Micheal Jackson should be put in a mental institution? Just because he's aware of something all rational people know? That Micheal Jackson has a deep personal connection with Satan's 8-year old son?

:p

And from the same website...

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2499

Bananas=God Exists!


lmfao!!! good stuff

So umm 70% of women are child molesters.

Either a bunch of women laughed at his insignificant penis and balls

or he just needs to get laid, badly.

So Micheal Jackson should be put in a mental institution? Just because he's aware of something all rational people know? That Micheal Jackson has a deep personal connection with Satan's 8-year old son?

:p

I wouldnt look askance if that insane wierdo got put with a bunch of other insane weirdos in a lock-up.

The clip of Hendrix at the beginning is of him talking of his appreciation and admire of the 400,000 who showed the whole world peace, love, and patience in sound... so wait... world peace, brotherly love, ending poverty and crime is of the devil? Silly fundaloons, Satan inspires your 'music." :p

Although it's funny how they all cheered when Pete beat up Hoffman... and cheered more when he threatened to kill the next person to climb on the stage. "FUCK OFF MY FUCKING STAGE! THE NEXT PERSON WHO GETS ON THIS STAGE IS FUCKING KILLED!"

This is either so funny it's disturbing... or so disturbing it's funny. I can't decide. Either way, I hope this is part of Operation Mindfuck and is making a mint for the Episkipos putting it out.

*Plays Stairway to Heaven backwards...*

Even funnier when you know that there are actual Christian rock/metal bands who make harder music than any of those.

I can think of a ton of bands more "extreme" than any of those in the video, but self proclaimed "Christian bands"? Not really.

Well...I suppose there's "unblack metal", which is one of the most moronic concepts ever conceived.


If they think that's satanic, they should hear Dissection, Mayhem, Dark Funeral, Gorgoroth, Morbid Angel, Deicide, and Marduk. They'll shit their pants.

Hehe. Indeed, why not focus on music that actively claims to be anti-Christian?

I can think of a ton of bands more "extreme" than any of those in the video, but self proclaimed "Christian bands"? Not really.

Well...I suppose there's "unblack metal", which is one of the most moronic concepts ever conceived.



Hehe. Indeed, why not focus on music that actively claims to be anti-Christian?

Probably because the subtle stuff has more of an influence on the world stage - if you're listening to stuff blatantly anti-Christian, you're probably not going to be listening to the message anyhow.

I completely agree with the inclusion of Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears (the latter more because she gets on my nerves). Nirvana, not so sure, having heard a few of their songs, though they wouldn't be the greatest of influences on some people. It all depends on the person and what they can take spiritually (which, by the way is why I generally believe such lists to be rather pointless).

Reminds me of the whole fear of the "Devil's Interval" (which I THINK is a minor 6th, but don't quote me on that) back in medieval times.

I particularly enjoyed the way they got Bill S Preston, Esq to do the voice over.

"Dude, rock music is a tool of the devil. Excellent!"

Probably because the subtle stuff has more of an influence on the world stage - if you're listening to stuff blatantly anti-Christian, you're probably not going to be listening to the message anyhow.

I completely agree with the inclusion of Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears (the latter more because she gets on my nerves). Nirvana, not so sure, having heard a few of their songs, though they wouldn't be the greatest of influences on some people. It all depends on the person and what they can take spiritually (which, by the way is why I generally believe such lists to be rather pointless).

Reminds me of the whole fear of the "Devil's Interval" (which I THINK is a minor 6th, but don't quote me on that) back in medieval times.

No, it's not a minor 6th. It's a diminished 5th or Augmented 4th (they're the same). Also called a tritone. I should know, being a music major.

And there was a distinct fear of it. So much so that the Locrian mode (one of the church modes, each made by starting on a different key on a keyboard instrument and going all the way up the scale with no sharps or flats), the one starting on B, was avoided, and even the note B was avoided. Why? Because Locrian mode has no perfect fifth above the tonic, its fifth is diminished, the devil's interval.

Yes, I do realize that the above is extremely nerdy. I don't care.

I particularly enjoyed the way they got Bill S Preston, Esq to do the voice over.

"Dude, rock music is a tool of the devil. Excellent!"

If Bill S. Preston approves of rock music being the tool of the devil, then so do I.

This just reminds me of that Bloom County where they all form a band named Deathtongue and end up playing at the Elk lodge...or something like that...

Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!
:D

Yes, I do realize that the above is extremely nerdy. I don't care.

Au contraire, it's tres cool. *bows*

Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!
:D

Billy and the Boingers.

No, it's not a minor 6th. It's a diminished 5th or Augmented 4th (they're the same). Also called a tritone. I should know, being a music major.

And there was a distinct fear of it. So much so that the Locrian mode (one of the church modes, each made by starting on a different key on a keyboard instrument and going all the way up the scale with no sharps or flats), the one starting on B, was avoided, and even the note B was avoided. Why? Because Locrian mode has no perfect fifth above the tonic, its fifth is diminished, the devil's interval.

Yes, I do realize that the above is extremely nerdy. I don't care.


Wow... I actually understood that... AAARRGGHH!! *gouges eyes out with piano*

Probably because the subtle stuff has more of an influence on the world stage - if you're listening to stuff blatantly anti-Christian, you're probably not going to be listening to the message anyhow.

Why not?

Billy and the Boingers.

So do you still possess the record?
:D

Btw, there's dialogue from the lodge Morganatron was mentioning, for those of y'all who are following.

Heavy metal?
Weighty brass. C'mon, give me a break!

After careful consideration of the video... why did they have madonna pashing britney and whoever that other one as the background for such a long time? I thought they were supposed to be DISCOURAGING gay-evil.