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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17701966/

Despite a large search crew,dogs and sophisticated equipment,they still havent found this boy.

Odds are he's dead. Not real certain of the wildlife in that area, but I'd say given how long it's been and the temperatures at night he's probably a goner by now.

How do you lose a kid on a trip like that anyway?

Odds are he's dead. Not real certain of the wildlife in that area, but I'd say given how long it's been and the temperatures at night he's probably a goner by now.

How do you lose a kid on a trip like that anyway?

They claim he has ADD and tends to wander. I'm surprised they dont have an accurate estimate of how far he could travel and narrow it down.

Apparently,they claim he has survival skills and is dressed for the weather.

You would think. if they already knew he was a wanderer, someone might have thought to keep a better eye on him?

I'm a scout leader and its pretty much part of my responsibilty to make sure they all stick with a buddy and dont wander off.

They'll find him eventually, probably with his cock off and an asshole the size of the Lincoln tunnel. And no eyes.

hopefully,they'll find him alive,intact and unmolested today.

One would think yeah.

The father of the missing Scout described the family as having "ups and downs." He said they are clinging to hope that he will be found but they are worried because Michael has attention deficit disorder and does not have his medication with him.

What the fuck? They're worried that he doesn't have his ADD meds? I've never had ADD meds, but no one ever worried about me being alone in the woods!

Realistically, I thing his last sounds on this earth are probably going to be an imitation of a little piggy - Squeeeeeeeeel.

it seems you're getting your jollies imagining these scenarios ? :rolleyes:

it seems you're getting your jollies imagining these scenarios ? :rolleyes:

I can't picture him being around long.

*snip*

Totally inappropriate.

it seems you're getting your jollies imagining these scenarios ? :rolleyes:

Just a troll. Ignore it. I recommend using this (http://pics.bikerag.com/Uploads/data/500/258Troll_spray.jpg).

There might be good news any minute now-CNN/MSNBC and Fox are all reporting the have found the boy ALIVE, but they arent speculating as to his condition yet.

Hopefully,its just minor concerns-exposure,etc...

This might turn out to make my day.

Just a troll. Ignore it. I recommend using this (http://pics.bikerag.com/Uploads/data/500/258Troll_spray.jpg).

So...you aim it at offending subject,depress the spray button and light the lighter,igniting the stream?

There might be good news any minute now-CNN/MSNBC and Fox are all reporting the have found the boy ALIVE, but they arent speculating as to his condition yet.

Hopefully,its just minor concerns-exposure,etc...

This might turn out to make my day.

Surprising, and good. Hopefully without major frostbite.

So...you aim it at offending subject,depress the spray button and light the lighter,igniting the stream?

Supposedly, the spray will work on its own, but I like your idea much better. ;)

Supposedly, the spray will work on its own, but I like your idea much better. ;)

Sometimes you just want to repel.

Other times, you want to eliminate.

Sometimes you just want to repel.

Other times, you want to eliminate.

If the fucker keeps it up, repelling won't be necessary.

If the fucker keeps it up, repelling won't be necessary.

I just noticed the turd in another thread,making similar comments.

that'll end when his mommy comes in his room without knocking with his folded laundry and finds him with his pants down at his computer.

Ignoring our resident troll here - The article seems to have just changed, it says the boy has been found. :)

Ignoring our resident troll here - The article seems to have just changed, it says the boy has been found. :)

And apparently alive too. At least until he gets home. ;)

Ignoring our resident troll here - The article seems to have just changed, it says the boy has been found. :)

Yes-good news so far.


This is sort of changing my mind about building rain gauges and wind vanes thismonth as scout projects- I'm going to suggest we start to emphasise How NOT To Get Lost and what to do if you think you are lost.

We do a lot of hiking and camping and these situations seem to happen too often.

Cool-its now official- They report that he is alive and in "good shape", just weak from the experience.

He did defy the odds a bit. A much better ending to the story than I was imagining last night.

Looks like the boy scout learned a good lesson:

IF YOU`VE GOT TO TAKE A DUMP, TELL SOMEONE

He deserves a medal for that.

Good news for a change!

Looks like the boy scout learned a good lesson:

IF YOU`VE GOT TO TAKE A DUMP, TELL SOMEONE

He deserves a medal for that.

Do the Scouts give out a shitting badge?

Do the Scouts give out a shitting badge?

I think we have a belt loop or its an achievement toward an arrow point.