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Where are all the girls on the interwebs?

Soviestan
19-03-2007, 19:57
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? Its always puzzled me.
F1 Insanity
19-03-2007, 19:58
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? It always puzzled me.

I think they are at home having some very HLA!
Eve Online
19-03-2007, 19:59
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? Its always puzzled me.

Because young men can only spend so much time masturbating, while most young women have better things to do with their time.
Kryozerkia
19-03-2007, 20:00
Because women like to pretend to be guys online just for kicks. ;)
Ashmoria
19-03-2007, 20:01
they are chatting online with their friends.

there are more women/girls online than you realize. many many female players and poster have gender neutral names to stop the leg humping that occurs when they have an overtly female name.
Neesika
19-03-2007, 20:03
I don't know, but I'm here, and that's all that counts really.
Morganatron
19-03-2007, 20:03
they are chatting online with their friends.

there are more women/girls online than you realize. many many female players and poster have gender neutral names to stop the leg humping that occurs when they have an overtly female name.

Indeed. The majority of my characters are male to prevent the onslaught of "wanna be my g/f" and "r u rly grl?" messages. I'm there to play the game and not to be hit on by horny 14 year olds. :P
F1 Insanity
19-03-2007, 20:05
I don't know, but I'm here, and that's all that counts really.

r u horny :p
Neesika
19-03-2007, 20:08
r u horny :p

Do u want a kick 2 the groin?
Shx
19-03-2007, 20:08
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? Its always puzzled me.

There's women all over the interwebs.

I'm an 18 year old blonde. My real name is Crystal and I model for a living.

Really.

I am absolutely not a bloke.

Honest.

Gib Itemz Plz.
Nodinia
19-03-2007, 20:10
they are chatting online with their friends.

there are more women/girls online than you realize. many many female players and poster have gender neutral names to stop the leg humping that occurs when they have an overtly female name.

Yep. The mere thought that a woman may be typing on a computer at the same time they are can cause rucktions with the younger lads..I've been mistaken as a woman a few times.

By the way....

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/Nodin1/21579871-39479740.jpg
Soviestan
19-03-2007, 20:14
By the way....

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/Nodin1/21579871-39479740.jpg

ROFLcopter!
Kanabia
19-03-2007, 20:14
Do u want a kick 2 the groin?

Classy. :)
Zilam
19-03-2007, 20:15
I don't know, but I'm here, and that's all that counts really.

That is true. We all love your presence ;)

r u horny :p

I don't know about her, but I am. I mean..erm um...this isn't going to end well

Do u want a kick 2 the groin?

Told ya it wouldn't end well


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/Nodin1/21579871-39479740.jpg

I'm working on it! Jeez. Check the spam forum by the end of the week :p
Ontario within Canada
19-03-2007, 20:15
Gaia Online and Fan Fiction.net I believe have more women users than men.
Neesika
19-03-2007, 20:17
Classy. :)

Always. Meet class with class, and trash with trash, I always say. Except when I'm not saying it and I'm actually saying something else.
Call to power
19-03-2007, 20:18
Its because all the women are out getting easy sex and 'getting ready'

For guys the difficulty is racked up a bit in that area…
Kanabia
19-03-2007, 20:18
Always. Meet class with class, and trash with trash, I always say. Except when I'm not saying it and I'm actually saying something else.

No, no, no. Life is MUCH more fun when you meet class with trash and trash with class. :)
Kanabia
19-03-2007, 20:19
Its because all the women are out getting easy sex and 'getting ready'

For guys the difficulty is racked up a bit in that area…

huh-huh...you said rack.

(i'm sorry :p)
Call to power
19-03-2007, 20:21
Gaia Online and Fan Fiction.net I believe have more women users than men.

I think that might be a blurred statistic :p

Gaia online as well unless of course 12 year olds count...
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 20:23
Ehh, they do other stuff on the internet. Chat, overwhelmingly. Gaia, for example.
Zilam
19-03-2007, 20:27
Ehh, they do other stuff on the internet. Chat, overwhelmingly. Gaia, for example.

Actually, all your wiminz are belong to us. Us meaning me and my soft, gentle touch.
Northern Borders
19-03-2007, 20:30
Myspace.

And usually women use MSN much more than guys, so they dont feel the desire to join as many forums as we do.
Johnny B Goode
19-03-2007, 20:43
Yep. The mere thought that a woman may be typing on a computer at the same time they are can cause rucktions with the younger lads..I've been mistaken as a woman a few times.

Nah, I don't have hardons. Even though I have low self-esteem and have never dated, I have my pride.
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 20:49
they are chatting online with their friends.

there are more women/girls online than you realize. many many female players and poster have gender neutral names to stop the leg humping that occurs when they have an overtly female name.

*Humps random posters* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love072.gif

It's the only way to be sure, it seems ;) :p
UNITIHU
19-03-2007, 20:50
Gaia Online and Fan Fiction.net I believe have more women users than men.

Only because no guy in his right mind would ever visit that place. That place is my personal hell.
Zilam
19-03-2007, 20:55
*Humps random posters* http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love072.gif

It's the only way to be sure, it seems ;) :p

Grav...thats my leg you are humping...at least put on some barry white if you're going to do that. Come on, make the mood right ;)
F1 Insanity
19-03-2007, 20:58
Do u want a kick 2 the groin?

you may come over here and try :D
F1 Insanity
19-03-2007, 21:00
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? Its always puzzled me.

women have 'sexy' websites where they bare most or all, men visit those websites.
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 21:00
you may come over here and try :D

^^^^*is obviously wearing steel cup*
Chandelier
19-03-2007, 21:03
Only because no guy in his right mind would ever visit that place. That place is my personal hell.

It is pretty annoying. Some of the guilds can be fun, though, sometimes.

(And I'm female.):)
Ginnoria
19-03-2007, 21:08
As it happens, I'm an 18-year-old DD blonde.

I'm also wearing very little clothing right now.
Darknovae
19-03-2007, 21:09
I am one of the precious few women (I'm 15, that qualifies as a woman) on NSG. I also needz a sex change on Runescape because even though I'm rarely on there except to talk to "someone", somebody always asks me out. I must have had 3940328403840948 RS boyfriends before I left almost a year ago.

On the other hand, about 98% of the users on gURL.com are girls, though that's quite obvious.... :p
Utracia
19-03-2007, 21:20
As it happens, I'm an 18-year-old DD blonde.

I'm also wearing very little clothing right now.

*tries to think of something clever*

*fails miserably*

On the other hand, about 98% of the users on gURL.com are girls, though that's quite obvious.... :p

Would it be worth the time of a guy to cause some annoyance there? :p
F1 Insanity
19-03-2007, 21:28
As it happens, I'm an 18-year-old DD blonde.

I'm also wearing very little clothing right now.

*drool* ;)
Isidoor
19-03-2007, 21:29
On the other hand, about 98% of the users on gURL.com are girls, though that's quite obvious.... :p

it wouldn't surprise me one bit if the actual number was quite a bit lower and the others are mainly bald, fat 40-year olds. :-S
Zilam
19-03-2007, 21:39
As it happens, I'm an 18-year-old DD blonde.

I'm also wearing very little clothing right now.

Get in my AIM/MSN right now you dirty little whore.
Farnhamia
19-03-2007, 21:43
Get in my AIM/MSN right now you dirty little whore.

The incongruity of this above your signature, Jesus is the only way (in large letters) was ... odd.
Neesika
19-03-2007, 21:47
The incongruity of this above your signature, Jesus is the only way (in large letters) was ... odd.

Hypocrisy is a mainstay of the 'truly' religious. Soviestan indulges in this as well...wanting a slutty girl even as he preaches about female modesty.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-03-2007, 21:47
You are just frequenting the wrong fora. The forum I post in besides NS has about 99% girls. Cool ones, too.
Neesika
19-03-2007, 21:48
You are just frequenting the wrong fora. The forum I post in besides NS has about 99% girls. Cool ones, too.

Now they're all going to be panting after you for the link. And you know it, don't you, you naughty German trollop!
IL Ruffino
19-03-2007, 21:48
You are just frequenting the wrong fora. The forum I post in besides NS has about 99% girls. Cool ones, too.

And what forum is that?
IL Ruffino
19-03-2007, 21:48
Now they're all going to be panting after you for the link. And you know it, don't you, you naughty German trollop!

God damn you.
Proggresica
19-03-2007, 21:52
Indeed. The majority of my characters are male to prevent the onslaught of "wanna be my g/f" and "r u rly grl?" messages. I'm there to play the game and not to be hit on by horny 14 year olds. :P

Speak for yourself.
Zilam
19-03-2007, 21:53
The incongruity of this above your signature, Jesus is the only way (in large letters) was ... odd.

Jesus hung out with whores too. I was simply trying to show them the Way...Yeah, thats it :)
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 21:55
Grav...thats my leg you are humping...at least put on some barry white if you're going to do that. Come on, make the mood right ;)

Pfft! You're a cheap date aren't you? But I'm not all bad. I brought wine. "Night train". Vintage: 2007.

:p
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 21:55
You are just frequenting the wrong fora. The forum I post in besides NS has about 99% girls. Cool ones, too.

BS without pics.

And a link.

Link-pics, even.
Zilam
19-03-2007, 21:57
Hypocrisy is a mainstay of the 'truly' religious. Soviestan indulges in this as well...wanting a slutty girl even as he preaches about female modesty.

Who doesn't want a slutty girl, at least secretly? I'm at least being honest with my sin..:p
Australia and the USA
19-03-2007, 21:57
I play Tibia and I enjoy pretending to be a woman to get free stuff.
Call to power
19-03-2007, 22:00
I play Tibia and I enjoy pretending to be a woman to get free stuff.

I wonder if that could work in real life...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-03-2007, 22:02
Now they're all going to be panting after you for the link. And you know it, don't you, you naughty German trollop!

And what forum is that?

BS without pics.

And a link.

Link-pics, even.
As if having to see you guys all the time on this forum wasn't enough. :rolleyes: :p
Darknovae
19-03-2007, 22:03
I play Tibia and I enjoy pretending to be a woman to get free stuff.

:p

On Runescape I have a female character, and stupid 11 year old boys keep asking em out. Next time it happens I'm going to tell them I'm a 56 year old man. :D
Siph
19-03-2007, 22:04
Gaia Online and Fan Fiction.net I believe have more women users than men.

But those suck.
Chandelier
19-03-2007, 22:04
Phantom of the Opera forums also consist mostly of females. So does AVEN (asexuality.org), which, according to one poll, is 66% female and 30% male.
UNITIHU
19-03-2007, 22:07
Phantom of the Opera forums also consist mostly of females. So does AVEN (asexuality.org), which, according to one poll, is 66% female and 30% male.

Doesn't surprise me. I mean, come on, have you ever met ANY guy EVER that wasn't interested in sex, EVER? But I've met plenty of women who are (or at least act that way.)
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 22:09
:p

On Runescape I have a female character, and stupid 11 year old boys keep asking em out. Next time it happens I'm going to tell them I'm a 56 year old man. :D

You'd get tired of doing that soon enough. Name the character "56_year_old_Man". Or, better yet, quit Runescape, it essentially sucks.
Rameria
19-03-2007, 22:09
I know plenty of women who frequent various fora and play online games. There are rather a lot of female players in my guild in GW, for example.
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 22:11
I know plenty of women who frequent various fora and play online games. There are rather a lot of female players in my guild in GW, for example.

Or so they'd have you think.
Rameria
19-03-2007, 22:14
Or so they'd have you think.
Nah. The particular players I'm thinking of, I know for a fact that they're female.
Rotovia-
19-03-2007, 22:17
Fucking me
Darknovae
19-03-2007, 22:20
You'd get tired of doing that soon enough. Name the character "56_year_old_Man". Or, better yet, quit Runescape, it essentially sucks.

I could make a male character and name him that. OR just keep my current character and tell the n00bs I'm a 56 year old man, just to see their reactions. I love freakign people out, it never gets old.

And I can't quit Runescape. It sucks, but it's currently the only way to talk to my best guy friend.
Dracellia
19-03-2007, 22:22
I am one of the precious few women (I'm 15, that qualifies as a woman) on NSG. I also needz a sex change on Runescape because even though I'm rarely on there except to talk to "someone", somebody always asks me out. I must have had 3940328403840948 RS boyfriends before I left almost a year ago.

On the other hand, about 98% of the users on gURL.com are girls, though that's quite obvious.... :p

are you a member, i am on RS. You can go to the make over mage and get a sex change.
Chandelier
19-03-2007, 22:22
You'd get tired of doing that soon enough. Name the character "56_year_old_Man". Or, better yet, quit Runescape, it essentially sucks.

I like playing runescape, because then I can play with Zilam or my brother and it's fun. And the cooking guild is fun.:)

Doesn't surprise me. I mean, come on, have you ever met ANY guy EVER that wasn't interested in sex, EVER? But I've met plenty of women who are (or at least act that way.)

There are asexual men, too...
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 22:23
Nah. The particular players I'm thinking of, I know for a fact that they're female.

Suuure.

I'm going to have to stand by my "BS without pics" statement.
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 22:24
And I can't quit Runescape. It sucks, but it's currently the only way to talk to my best guy friend.

Hmm? How does that work? The ways of internet communication are manifold, yanno.
Rameria
19-03-2007, 22:27
Suuure.

I'm going to have to stand by my "BS without pics" statement.
:rolleyes: Yeah... not going to be posting pics of other people on here just for your amusement.
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 22:29
You are just frequenting the wrong fora. The forum I post in besides NS has about 99% girls. Cool ones, too.


*Waits*


Nobody? No one at all? Aw, COME ON PEOPLE!


*Crickets chirping*

DAMNIT! *Sigh* I guess the responsibility falls to me then... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen003.gif

"What? There are other forums besides NSG? Heavens!! Eek. Unheard of." :rolleyes: [/unmotivated voice]

There. Done.

I need some chocolate...


*Wanders off*
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 22:32
:rolleyes: Yeah... not going to be posting pics of other people on here just for your amusement.

Curses, foiled again. *retreats to evil castle*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
19-03-2007, 22:34
On the other hand, about 98% of the users on gURL.com are girls, though that's quite obvious.... :pGurl!? Aha! I knew it; that's the beginning! girl -> gurl -> grul -> grue!

But you can't fool me, evil ones!
*incoherent mutter*

Must never turn off the lights!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-03-2007, 22:41
*Waits*


Nobody? No one at all? Aw, COME ON PEOPLE!


*Crickets chirping*

DAMNIT! *Sigh* I guess the responsibility falls to me then... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen003.gif

"What? There are other forums besides NSG? Heavens!! Eek. Unheard of." :rolleyes: [/unmotivated voice]

There. Done.

I need some chocolate...


*Wanders off*Well, for what it's worth, NSG has made sure that I haven't actually been posting there since some time around November...
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 22:46
Well, for what it's worth, NSG has made sure that I haven't actually been posting there since some time around November...

Mumphfl!

*Offers chocolate*

*Swallows*

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:




Aaah, chocolate helps relieve the unwarranted aggressiveness I'm feeling today...

*Takes another bite*
Imperial isa
19-03-2007, 22:49
i know there some hot females at the other Forum i'm on
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 22:55
Pfft! There are some hot females right here on this forum, so why spend the energy of going looking for them elsewhere? :)
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 22:57
Pfft! There are some hot females right here on this forum, so why spend the energy of going looking for them elsewhere? :)

Well, Lesse. Rameria's taken, as is Dakini, Smunkee too. Others we haven't heard from in a while. A couple more are....how should we say....preoccupied.
UNIverseVERSE
19-03-2007, 22:58
Gurl!? Aha! I knew it; that's the beginning! girl -> gurl -> grul -> grue!

But you can't fool me, evil ones!
*incoherent mutter*

Must never turn off the lights!

Pah!

Adventure is better. And I have played both.
Imperial isa
19-03-2007, 22:58
Pfft! There are some hot females right here on this forum, so why spend the energy of going looking for them elsewhere? :)

these show photo's of them having no :cool:
Llewdor
19-03-2007, 22:59
The women on the internet spend a lot of time playing puzzle and word games.
Zilam
19-03-2007, 23:00
Well, Lesse. Rameria's taken, as is Dakini, Smunkee too. Others we haven't heard from in a while. A couple more are....how should we say....preoccupied.

Tis a shame that Rameria, dakini and smunkee are all taken. Tis a shame. :(
Isidoor
19-03-2007, 23:01
Suuure.

I'm going to have to stand by my "BS without pics" statement.

i wonder why everybody keeps on asking for pics, i mean there are enough of them (and probably better ones) on other places of the internet.
Dinaverg
19-03-2007, 23:03
i wonder why everybody keeps on asking for pics, i mean there are enough of them (and probably better ones) on other places of the internet.

*shrug* That takes all the fun out of it.

Not the entertainment, mind you, just the fun.

there are enough of them (and probably better ones) on other places of the internet

BS without pics. :p
Zilam
19-03-2007, 23:03
i wonder why everybody keeps on asking for pics, i mean there are enough of them (and probably better ones) on other places of the internet.

PICS!!!
IL Ruffino
19-03-2007, 23:07
Pfft! There are some hot females right here on this forum, so why spend the energy of going looking for them elsewhere? :)

More nipples?

Speaking of.. you have a TG.
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 23:07
Well, Lesse. Rameria's taken, as is Dakini, Smunkee too. Others we haven't heard from in a while. A couple more are....how should we say....preoccupied.
But the point still remains, however :)
these show photo's of them having no :cool:
...

I have to say, "What?" :confused:
Londim
19-03-2007, 23:10
Well basically they're taking over the world while we sit here posting away...the more we post the closer they are to world domination and soon we lose our grip...
Amor Pulchritudo
19-03-2007, 23:10
I'm a woman. I used to be "Knowyourright" and I'd been posting here for ages, except I never have time to play Nation States itself, so my account was suspended.
Imperial isa
19-03-2007, 23:12
But the point still remains, however :)

...

I have to say, "What?" :confused:

no clothes
Zilam
19-03-2007, 23:13
More nipples?

Speaking of.. you have a TG.

I want a TG!!! I never get TGs :mad:
Katurkalurkmurkastan
19-03-2007, 23:15
But the point still remains, however :)

...

I have to say, "What?" :confused:
Imperial Isa is turned on by the sunglasses coming off.
IL Ruffino
19-03-2007, 23:16
I want a TG!!! I never get TGs :mad:

Oh?
Imperial isa
19-03-2007, 23:18
Imperial Isa is turned on by the sunglasses coming off.

is that the best you could came up with :rolleyes: heard better
Global Avthority
19-03-2007, 23:18
The incongruity of this above your signature, Jesus is the only way (in large letters) was ... odd.
Because Christians aren't allowed make jokes... on the internet. :rolleyes:
Londim
19-03-2007, 23:18
I want a TG!!! I never get TGs :mad:

Don't make me slap you upside the head! I get TGs from a Compliance Ministry saying I am now part of some law I've never heard of. But yeah.......they're still TG's dammit!
Zilam
19-03-2007, 23:21
Oh?


Even when I had that message in my sig, i didn't recieve a tg. -sobs uncontrollably- Nobody loves me!
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 23:25
I'm a woman. I used to be "Knowyourright" and I'd been posting here for ages, except I never have time to play Nation States itself, so my account was suspended.

Welcome back! :fluffle:

Go to the Get Help Page (http://www.nationstates.net/24131/page=help) and ask if you can revive your nation, and it will be done for you. As if it was Magic! :D
Zilam
19-03-2007, 23:26
Because Christians aren't allowed make jokes... on the internet. :rolleyes:

No, didn't you know that Christian are never allowed to have fun at all, with anything?
Nonsteria
19-03-2007, 23:28
What is the big deal anyway?
Are you here to play or to get rejected by girls...?
I get tonns of msg's from loosers who think I'll roll over and play nice just because they mail me...
Yeah right, think again.
Why do guys bother?
The chances of actually getting a positive respons are so slim, that their time would be better spent masturbating.
Katurkalurkmurkastan
19-03-2007, 23:31
is that the best you could came up with :rolleyes: heard better
like?
*genuinely fascinated*
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 23:31
More nipples?

Speaking of.. you have a TG.
:eek:

Nudity!

And lo and behold, now you have one too ;)
no clothes
Aaah, I see.
I want a TG!!! I never get TGs :mad:
Bwahaha! :D
Imperial Isa is turned on by the sunglasses coming off.
Kinky... ;)
What is the big deal anyway?
Are you here to play or to get rejected by girls...?
I get tonns of msg's from loosers who think I'll roll over and play nice just because they mail me...
Yeah right, think again.
Why do guys bother?
The chances of actually getting a positive respons are so slim, that their time would be better spent masturbating.

"If one in a million say yes, HELL YEAH I'M GETTING SOME! It'll just take some time" ? I dunno, really... Have you asked them?
Deus Malum
19-03-2007, 23:31
Actually, you'd be surprised by the number of women who play MMOs. (Note: This is verified by voice chat in guilds, not by the number of female characters, dolts.)

My guild on Alleria in WoW had a fairly even ratio of guys to girls, as did my guild on Dark Iron on WoW. As did a guilds or two on EQ.
Deus Malum
19-03-2007, 23:34
Would it be worth the time of a guy to cause some annoyance there? :p

I wouldn't be surprised if half those people were guys pretending to be girls.

I remember a comedian once making a joke about that in regards to lesbian chat rooms (now that I think about it, might have been Dave Chapelle)
Poliwanacraca
19-03-2007, 23:34
Thanks to this thread, I now have "Where Are All The Flowers Gone?" stuck in my head, but with slightly different words...

Where are all the girls on the internet?
Where are they po-o-sting..?
Where are all the girls on the internet,
Besides porn stars?
Where are all the girls on the internet?
Middle-aged men, every one.
When will we ever learn? Oh, when will we ever learn?
Nonsteria
19-03-2007, 23:38
:eek:

"If one in a million say yes, HELL YEAH I'M GETTING SOME! It'll just take some time" ? I dunno, really... Have you asked them?


No, I usually just insult them for a while, and later post their pathetic attempts as NN mails on my website for a good laugh...

But didn't I just ask you guys?
Amor Pulchritudo
19-03-2007, 23:41
Welcome back! :fluffle:

Go to the Get Help Page (http://www.nationstates.net/24131/page=help) and ask if you can revive your nation, and it will be done for you. As if it was Magic! :D

Thanks. I love this name now though. It's latin for "Love Beauty". I'll get Rotovia to put a link to my old nation's posts in my signature.

What is the big deal anyway?
Are you here to play or to get rejected by girls...?
I get tonns of msg's from loosers who think I'll roll over and play nice just because they mail me...
Yeah right, think again.
Why do guys bother?
The chances of actually getting a positive respons are so slim, that their time would be better spent masturbating.

What amazes me is that most men are so desperate that they'd hit on a girl who can't spell "losers".
Gravlen
19-03-2007, 23:51
No, I usually just insult them for a while, and later post their pathetic attempts as NN mails on my website for a good laugh...

But didn't I just ask you guys?

I think you did, but since I have no idea I was hoping it was one of them rethorical question and you could tell me, seeing as you had encountered such beings previously.

The IntraTubes can be a scary place http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen044.gif
Katurkalurkmurkastan
19-03-2007, 23:51
Thanks to this thread, I now have "Where Are All The Flowers Gone?" stuck in my head, but with slightly different words...

Where are all the girls on the internet?
Where are they po-o-sting..?
Where are all the girls on the internet,
Besides porn stars?
Where are all the girls on the internet?
Middle-aged men, every one.
When will we ever learn? Oh, when will we ever learn?

Or possibly Holding Out For a Hero?

Where have all the good girls gone,
and where are all the broads?
Where's the netwise Aphrodite,
to fight the rising males?
Isn't there a blonde bombshell,
typing with fiery speed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn,
and I dream of what I need

Ahhhh!! AHHHHHHH!!!

I need a female poster,
I'm holding out for a female poster till the end of the niiiiight!

that's all i've got
Mikesburg
19-03-2007, 23:55
Well, all the girls who aren't on the interwebs are out wondering where all the guys are...

Does it really matter folks? Until the day we have some sort of teleporting/cycling dating service like they have in Logan's Run, it's a telephone with text and pictures. Real life is much better.
Ilaer
19-03-2007, 23:57
Phantom of the Opera forums also consist mostly of females. So does AVEN (asexuality.org), which, according to one poll, is 66% female and 30% male.

So... the other 4% were gender-neutral aliens?

Ilaer
Chandelier
19-03-2007, 23:59
So... the other 4% were gender-neutral aliens?

Ilaer

The poll had intersex and other options.
Poliwanacraca
20-03-2007, 00:05
Or possibly Holding Out For a Hero?

Where have all the good girls gone,
and where are all the broads?
Where's the netwise Aphrodite,
to fight the rising males?
Isn't there a blonde bombshell,
typing with fiery speed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn,
and I dream of what I need

Ahhhh!! AHHHHHHH!!!

I need a female poster,
I'm holding out for a female poster till the end of the niiiiight!

that's all i've got

Teehee. :)
Gravlen
20-03-2007, 00:07
The poll had intersex and other options.

There was a poll?? :eek:
Chandelier
20-03-2007, 00:13
There was a poll?? :eek:

It was on another site that I was referring to...

Here. (http://asexuality.org/discussion/viewtopic.php?t=6625)
Ifreann
20-03-2007, 00:16
I'll come clean, I'm all the women on the internet.
Darknovae
20-03-2007, 00:21
I'll come clean, I'm all the women on the internet.

You're me!?! :eek:

Also, I'm Ireland, and I am your country... so you would be your own country... :eek:
Katurkalurkmurkastan
20-03-2007, 00:21
I'll come clean, I'm all the women on the internet.
only the one internet? the OP asked about all the other internets too.
Deus Malum
20-03-2007, 00:23
You're me!?! :eek:

Also, I'm Ireland, and I am your country... so you would be your own country... :eek:

She would also, by extension, be a pancake.
Gravlen
20-03-2007, 00:25
It was on another site that I was referring to...

Here. (http://asexuality.org/discussion/viewtopic.php?t=6625)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen017.gif Aaaw, you got my hopes up with all the talk about a poll :(
Maineiacs
20-03-2007, 00:26
The Internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are cops. :eek:
Ilaer
20-03-2007, 00:37
The poll had intersex and other options.

Ah.
I wish I knew what that meant...

No, please don't tell me. I've decided against it.

*goes back to watching Doomsday from Doctor Who*

Ilaer
Gravlen
20-03-2007, 00:38
The Internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are cops. :eek:

Male cops ;) :p
Chandelier
20-03-2007, 01:11
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen017.gif Aaaw, you got my hopes up with all the talk about a poll :(

I'm sorry.:(

By the way, I'm playing Runescape now and I'm going to make cake! I was really happy when I got to level 40 cooking.:)

Edit: somehow I died while I was posting. No idea how. :(
Ifreann
20-03-2007, 01:16
You're me!?! :eek:

Also, I'm Ireland, and I am your country... so you would be your own country... :eek:
Yes.
She would also, by extension, be a pancake.
Ahem........he.
Katganistan
20-03-2007, 01:22
Do u want a kick 2 the groin?

Do u want help? ;)
Katganistan
20-03-2007, 01:29
Fucking me

Right. That's why you spend so much time here. :D
Kesshite
20-03-2007, 01:38
Darknovae:
"(I'm 15, that qualifies as a woman)"

Hardly.
Deus Malum
20-03-2007, 01:45
Ahem........he.

My bad. HE, by extension, would be a pancake.
Kesshite
20-03-2007, 01:55
The chances of actually getting a positive respons are so slim, that their time would be better spent masturbating.

I've known several people who have hooked up after meeting online. I'd list myself among them.
Deus Malum
20-03-2007, 02:04
I've known several people who have hooked up after meeting online. I'd list myself among them.

Aye, I can name at least 4 people off the top of my head who are now happily married after meeting online.
HotRodia
20-03-2007, 02:12
Right. That's why you spend so much time here. :D

Some people need a cigarette after. Others just need NS.
Deus Malum
20-03-2007, 02:15
Some people need a cigarette after. Others just need NS.

It's just too bad that NSG is more addictive by far than nicotine.
Pure Metal
20-03-2007, 02:15
I've known several people who have hooked up after meeting online. I'd list myself among them.

and me. met on this forum :)


i'm a guy. and on the internet. at 1 in the morning. bored. not looking at porn.....i think there's something wrong with me :p
Ilie
20-03-2007, 02:45
Here I am. :D
Nonsteria
20-03-2007, 06:20
[QUOTE=Amor Pulchritudo; What amazes me is that most men are so desperate that they'd hit on a girl who can't spell "losers".[/QUOTE]

Well, being from a country with two written languages (and none of them are English related) and with only 90 minutes of English lessons a week, I believe I have the right to mess with the grammars a bit...
But you're right.
The scary thing is that I am the best student in my class.
Feel free to demand higher standards, but you'll be disappointed...
Nonsteria
20-03-2007, 06:28
Aye, I can name at least 4 people off the top of my head who are now happily married after meeting online.

Yeah, I guess I'm hogging all the assholes for myself...?
Bad karma... :p
Shakal
20-03-2007, 06:34
Indeed. The majority of my characters are male to prevent the onslaught of "wanna be my g/f" and "r u rly grl?" messages. I'm there to play the game and not to be hit on by horny 14 year olds. :P

I concur. :D
Imperial isa
20-03-2007, 06:45
Here I am. :D

long time no see
Neo Undelia
20-03-2007, 07:21
Meh. All the chicks I know use the internet exclusively for myspave and AIM.
Rotovia-
20-03-2007, 08:57
Right. That's why you spend so much time here. :D

I can multitask :P
Harlesburg
20-03-2007, 09:37
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? Its always puzzled me.
In the kitchen were they should be.
There is an image that illustrates my point somewhere on the net.
Carisbrooke
20-03-2007, 11:18
I are a lady

I use the Internet

AND not just for chatting

*please don't all fall down at once
Harlesburg
20-03-2007, 11:23
I are a lady

I use the Internet

AND not just for chatting

*please don't all fall down at once
Yeah web cam.;)
Carisbrooke
20-03-2007, 11:24
Yeah web cam.;)

You KNOW about that?
Imperial isa
20-03-2007, 11:28
You KNOW about that?

him i would say yes
Carisbrooke
20-03-2007, 11:45
I are a lady, not a man. I do have three children and I do have a cat and I do live in England. I are not a man.

:eek:
Clitoris Allsorts
20-03-2007, 11:47
Do an image search on google for Sophie Howard - thats all the woman you need in the interweb!
Bottle
20-03-2007, 12:52
Why is it that so much more men are online in forums or games and playing video games than women? Its always puzzled me.
Because women who admit they are female online face 10 times as much harassment, so they obviously feel less welcome.

And when it comes to games, seriously...look at the games. Find me an online RPG that doesn't feature sexbot female characters in skimpy outfits, and I'll show you 20 more that not only dress all the females in thongs, but also feel the need to make them weaker than all the male toons. Despite the fact that females actually play MORE videogames than males, the marketing teams still labor under the misconception that all games must be targeted to 14 year old boys.

It impresses me that there are people clueless enough to ask questions this stupid. "Golly, why wouldn't them womenfolks use teh interwebs?" Open your eyes, lads. It's not remotely hard to see.
Hamilay
20-03-2007, 12:54
Despite the fact that females actually play MORE videogames than males
Bwaaaa? Source?
Bottle
20-03-2007, 13:07
Bwaaaa? Source?
A fellow named Jenkins has done a lot of research on the subject. When it comes to buying console games, it's split about 50-50 between males and females. When it comes to computer games, it's actually 43-57 in favor of females. When it comes to people playing web games, there are some varying figures but the one I hear the most is about 53% female players.

Believe me, I was completely floored when I first heard this, and I didn't believe it at all. I've been into videogames my whole life, yet I've never managed to find female friends who play the way I do. I don't even know a single female friend who owns a console (I own two). Online, it seems like I encounter 10 male gamers for every one female gamer. But, then again, I "pass" as male in most of the games I play, because I don't want to deal with the constant harassment I get if people think I'm female.
Hamilay
20-03-2007, 13:11
A fellow named Jenkins has done a lot of research on the subject. When it comes to buying console games, it's split about 50-50 between males and females. When it comes to computer games, it's actually 43-57 in favor of females. When it comes to people playing web games, there are some varying figures but the one I hear the most is about 53% female players.

Believe me, I was completely floored when I first heard this, and I didn't believe it at all. I've been into videogames my whole life, yet I've never managed to find female friends who play the way I do. I don't even know a single female friend who owns a console (I own two). Online, it seems like I encounter 10 male gamers for every one female gamer. But, then again, I "pass" as male in most of the games I play, because I don't want to deal with the constant harassment I get if people think I'm female.
On online games, it does seem to me there are probably quite a few female players, but I'm not so sure about consoles/computer games. You can't lie about your gender in those, after all. Also, you have to take into account that many people pose as females to get free stuff from lonely teenagers, don't they? :p
Dryks Legacy
20-03-2007, 13:16
A fellow named Jenkins has done a lot of research on the subject. When it comes to buying console games, it's split about 50-50 between males and females. When it comes to computer games, it's actually 43-57 in favor of females. When it comes to people playing web games, there are some varying figures but the one I hear the most is about 53% female players.

Does a complete set of The Sims expansions count as one game or ten.... cause that might be affecting your figures a bit. I'm not trying to be sexist or anything. It's just that I know that The Sims was one of the games that brought in female casual/non-gamers.... or so I have read.
Bottle
20-03-2007, 13:25
Does a complete set of The Sims expansions count as one game or ten.... cause that might be affecting your figures a bit. I'm not trying to be sexist or anything. It's just that I know that The Sims was one of the games that brought in female casual/non-gamers.... or so I have read.
I honestly do not know the answer to that. I would assume that expansions and sequels still count as different games, but I could be wrong.

Kind of makes you think, though...if so many women are buying Sims games and nothing else, then that's a shitload of women who obviously don't feel that any other game is well-tailored to what they are looking for. Game designers should probably take a look at why that might be. And I seriously doubt that it's as simple as "womenz like to play house!"

I'm not particularly into the Sims, but I certainly love the fact that there is no functional difference between playing with a male or female character. It's even queer-friendly!
Dryks Legacy
20-03-2007, 13:33
Game designers should probably take a look at why that might be. And I seriously doubt that it's as simple as "womenz like to play house!"

You know one of the ideas behind Pacman/Puckman was "I want to make a game for teh grlz...grlz lovez eating... let's do that". I guess it was more successful than Sony's attempt "lets make it pinkz"
The Beautiful Darkness
20-03-2007, 13:37
Because women like to pretend to be guys online just for kicks. ;)

Damn, I was going to say something to that effect. :p
Aelosia
20-03-2007, 13:43
Does a complete set of The Sims expansions count as one game or ten.... cause that might be affecting your figures a bit. I'm not trying to be sexist or anything. It's just that I know that The Sims was one of the games that brought in female casual/non-gamers.... or so I have read.


Yeah right. And when you find a female that prefers Warhammer Dawn of War, or Battlefield, instead of Sims, you just deny it, and prefer to label her as an "ugly, fat" chick, who probably has no social life, if you even accept that at all.

The worst part regarding female posers is that they do not allow the real females to get items, having to interchange pictures first to background check. That happened to me in the last MMORPG I played. I mean, Those guys are denying us the rewards of the manipulation of males through our gender to get what we want!

And yes, some, almost a lot girls love to play online, the problem is that male gamers are so into negation that they cannot accept it.

And then we are forced to be masked as male gamers to avoid leg humping and harassment, or to get some respect. Oh, the irony.
Nonsteria
20-03-2007, 16:20
I LOVE Star Wars Galaxies and I really wish they would make Knights of the Old Republic 2 to fit internet play. I don't like games where you run around shooting shit up and constantly be guarding your back. Kotor 2 is a great game because of all the talking and how you can manipulate people around you. AND you don't have to be great at fighting, because you use more brains than brawns during battle.
Cluichstan
20-03-2007, 16:32
I play a lot of Star Wars: Battlefront II online and host a server called "BEER & HOT CHICKS!!!" To the OP, I'll give the same answer I give to the losers that pop in and ask, "where are teh hot chicks?": "Chained up in my basement."
Glorious Freedonia
20-03-2007, 23:54
We talk a lot of politics here. Chicks typically don't dig politics. They dig other stuff. My wife is probably pretty typical in that she loves gossip and news about celebereties.
Bottle
21-03-2007, 12:29
We talk a lot of politics here. Chicks typically don't dig politics. They dig other stuff.
Odd, then, that eligible women voters are more likely to actually vote than their male counterparts...

"Chicks" do dig politics. The problem is that mainstream political discourse trivializes "women's issues" despite the fact that said issues directly impact 51% of the population. For instance, the health care debate is specifically worded to exclude issues of women's health, and particularly reproductive health, which is categorized separately as a "women's issue."

Would you feel welcome participating in discussions where everything that directly applied to you was brushed aside as a side topic? Would you feel that your voice was respected if your concerns were dismissed as "special interests" or "men's issues" that weren't really part of the important subjects?

Gee, surprise surprise...if you insult and trivialize women, women are less likely to want to participate in your discussions. This doesn't mean women aren't interested in talking about politics. It means they aren't interested in talking to you.
Ifreann
21-03-2007, 12:39
I play a lot of Star Wars: Battlefront II online and host a server called "BEER & HOT CHICKS!!!" To the OP, I'll give the same answer I give to the losers that pop in and ask, "where are teh hot chicks?": "Chained up in my basement."

Well where's the beer?
Cluichstan
21-03-2007, 13:54
Well where's the beer?

I get the question, too. My response: "I'm drinking it."

So half of my session name has some truth to it. ;)
Ilie
22-03-2007, 16:51
long time no see

Indeed, work and school has been kicking my ass.

...as you can tell from the delay in response. :(
Ilie
22-03-2007, 16:52
Odd, then, that eligible women voters are more likely to actually vote than their male counterparts...

"Chicks" do dig politics. The problem is that mainstream political discourse trivializes "women's issues" despite the fact that said issues directly impact 51% of the population. For instance, the health care debate is specifically worded to exclude issues of women's health, and particularly reproductive health, which is categorized separately as a "women's issue."

Would you feel welcome participating in discussions where everything that directly applied to you was brushed aside as a side topic? Would you feel that your voice was respected if your concerns were dismissed as "special interests" or "men's issues" that weren't really part of the important subjects?

Gee, surprise surprise...if you insult and trivialize women, women are less likely to want to participate in your discussions. This doesn't mean women aren't interested in talking about politics. It means they aren't interested in talking to you.

Hear, hear!
Ilie
22-03-2007, 16:53
Because women like to pretend to be guys online just for kicks. ;)

I did that on here for a little while, actually. I didn't "pretend," I just wasn't clear about my gender and I didn't correct assumptions.
Cluichstan
22-03-2007, 16:54
Y'know, Ilie, there's that nifty multi-quote option you can use...
Ilie
22-03-2007, 16:57
Y'know, Ilie, there's that nifty multi-quote option you can use...

I like doing it this way. Can you blame me for wanting to improve my postcount during the short times I have available for foruming?

;)
Cluichstan
22-03-2007, 17:11
I like doing it this way. Can you blame me for wanting to improve my postcount during the short times I have available for foruming?

;)

It's bloody annoying.
Ilie
22-03-2007, 17:14
It's bloody annoying.

Well sooooooooorry!
Big Jim P
22-03-2007, 17:23
I've known several people who have hooked up after meeting online. I'd list myself among them.

My best friend and her husband met online.

Aye, I can name at least 4 people off the top of my head who are now happily married after meeting online.

I can name three couples who met here, one of which is approaching thier second anniversary.

and me. met on this forum :)


i'm a guy. and on the internet. at 1 in the morning. bored. not looking at porn.....i think there's something wrong with me :p

You and Glitz are one of the couples I mentioned.
Imperial isa
22-03-2007, 17:32
Indeed, work and school has been kicking my ass.

...as you can tell from the delay in response. :(

well you going to see lest of me here as i got a new PC an i be catching up on my games i miss playing
Utracia
22-03-2007, 17:41
well you going to see lest of me here as i got a new PC an i be catching up on my games i miss playing

My brother has gotten me into playing Warcraft III. I suppose I may have to spend some hours on it. Neccessary, I'm afraid, though I have been trying to be on NS longer to get to the coveted 10,000 post mark. So much to do and not enough time for it all...
Gravlen
22-03-2007, 19:44
Indeed, work and school has been kicking my ass.

...as you can tell from the delay in response. :(
Just fun to see you hanging around here again. Hope it's not kicking too hard...

Howdy :)
I like doing it this way. Can you blame me for wanting to improve my postcount during the short times I have available for foruming?

;)

Ah, that's the wrong answer. What you should have said is something to the effect of "Y'see, I'm kicking it Old School, for old times sake ;)" or something, and you'd gotten away with it :p
Cluichstan
22-03-2007, 19:44
Ah, that's the wrong answer. What you should have said is something to the effect of "Y'see, I'm kicking it Old School, for old times sake ;)" or something, and you'd gotten away with it :p

Nah, I'd still have said it's bloody annoying. :p
Gravlen
22-03-2007, 20:16
Nah, I'd still have said it's bloody annoying. :p

You're not swayed by "Old school"?? :eek:

Damnit! Foiled again! I guess it's back to the drawing board, gotta amend the plans and find a new way to *mumble* *mumble*...
Nadkor
22-03-2007, 20:17
Girls?!?

On the INTERWEBS?!?!
Cannot think of a name
22-03-2007, 20:35
Girls?!?

On the INTERWEBS?!?!

Next they'll try and tell us girls like fast cars...pshaw.
Nadkor
22-03-2007, 20:47
Next they'll try and tell us girls like fast cars...pshaw.

Now that's just crazy talk!
HotRodia
22-03-2007, 21:24
Now that's just crazy talk!

Indeed. Can't imagine a woman liking a good strong engine or a taut frame.
Curious Inquiry
22-03-2007, 21:27
Indeed. The majority of my characters are male to prevent the onslaught of "wanna be my g/f" and "r u rly grl?" messages. I'm there to play the game and not to be hit on by horny 14 year olds. :P

LOL I had a character in CoH called "the Panty Avenger." When asked if I was a girl IRL, I answered, "Would a girl play a character named 'the Panty Avenger?'"
Nadkor
22-03-2007, 21:54
Indeed. Can't imagine a woman liking a good strong engine or a taut frame.

The throb of a powerful engine and the roar it makes when it's worked right...

No...would never like that...
Gravlen
22-03-2007, 21:56
Indeed. Can't imagine a woman liking a good strong engine or a taut frame.The throb of a powerful engine and the roar it makes when it's worked right...

No...would never like that...

Is that there... you know... *Whispers* Innuendo?

I've heard people talk about it before, but if it really is that mythical thing, that's the first time I've ever seen it used on the internet.
It's just as rare as girls! :eek:
Nadkor
22-03-2007, 22:02
Is that there... you know... *Whispers* Innuendo?

I've heard people talk about it before, but if it really is that mythical thing, that's the first time I've ever seen it used on the internet.
It's just as rare as girls! :eek:

Inuendo? On the internet? I wouldn't think so! This is a perfectly innocent conversation about there being no women who might like cars.
Gravlen
22-03-2007, 22:10
Inuendo? On the internet? I wouldn't think so! This is a perfectly innocent conversation about there being no women who might like cars.

*Phew* Good, I was worried there for a sec, but I see that all is still right with the world. :)

Women - and innuendo - on the internet, perish the thought, PERISH THE THOUGHT!
Utracia
22-03-2007, 23:50
Inuendo? On the internet? I wouldn't think so! This is a perfectly innocent conversation about there being no women who might like cars.

That is what I thought. Seeing as how innuendo is something that no one actually does. Just a rumor, you know spread by internet sites to try to get people to visit. :p