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Mine is either one of the billion yo mama jokes, or "You have a big head"

Ah, i still use that one. In fact, i used it about 25 secs. ago. :D It never fails to makes laugh :D

So-and-so so-an-so sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then comes marriage then come so-and-so pushing the baby carriage!

Poophead.
Butthead.
Meaniehead.
Baby.
Dirty Cheating Whore.

Booger brains.

Kinda says it all, really.

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... your mother.

So-and-so so-an-so sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then comes marriage then come so-and-so pushing the baby carriage!

ARG! Beat me to it!

So highly insulting to a 5 year old!:p

Gay. I still use it, most of the time I'm being ironic.

Insults are not to be accepted or favoured. Perhaps you need to learn a little bit about Zero Tolerance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_tolerance_%28schools%29).


... your mother.


Shut up waffle head!

The only ones I remember are penis breath, butt face, and dumb ass.

i remember in daycare getting into an argument with an inferior toddler, and settling the argument by pulling rank: "Well I'm FIVE!"
that's only vaguely related to insults, so otherwise i'm gonna go with "Yo mamma" and "You're so..."


You're so fat you sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of Washington's nose.
You're so fat you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
You're so poor I opened the front door and walked out the back door.

Screw you!

"pisswank"

Doomed, doomed ......


Although, many good ones with Borat while he was doing the driving instruction, at that guy next to him.

"Fuckface."

I'm from New York.

Cuntrag and Tool are my favorites so far. Manbitch is climbing the ladder though.

Tu est stupide.

Tu est un poison.

My Daddy is stronger than your daddy an'-an' he'll beat your daddy up....!!
I still use it.
I show them. :cool:
Or, You look weird.
Or, Well, Shuttup!

Cancerous left-wing version of Anne Coulter!

Butthead.

I hope your eyeball falls out and rolls in the dirt! -stomps foot and turns around and walks away-

**** worked well when I was around 12... before that it was probably Dick...:D

Spoon.

Hate 'em all. If they're good, they're not childish. ;)

Mine is either one of the billion yo mama jokes, or "You have a big head"

Ah, i still use that one. In fact, i used it about 25 secs. ago. :D It never fails to makes laugh :D

Mine is inbred, stupid, retarded, or the ever popular "Dee-dee-dee!".

"You ignorant scum-sucking leech on humanity's resources. Seriously, you just consume resources and then you die."


That was mine in fifth grade.

"I know you are you said you are so what am I?" - works for just about everything (as long as you're insulted first) :D

I used to love to tell people they had the intelligence of a carpet tack.

I think my favorite wasn't really an insult, I just used it to annoy my cousins when I wanted them to go away "go tell your mom she wants you" inevitably they would run off down the road, and come back an hour later (yeah, it was that far) "my mom didn't want me" and I would laugh so hard...and say "see? nobody loves you"

:p :p :p :p

(in my defense my cousins were evil.)

I used to love to tell people they had the intelligence of a carpet tack.

I think my favorite wasn't really an insult, I just used it to annoy my cousins when I wanted them to go away "go tell your mom she wants you" inevitably they would run off down the road, and come back an hour later (yeah, it was that far) "my mom didn't want me" and I would laugh so hard...and say "see? nobody loves you"

:p :p :p :p

(in my defense my cousins were evil.)

Could be seen as an insult - their mom wants them in a sexual way

Mine is either one of the billion yo mama jokes, or "You have a big head"

Ah, i still use that one. In fact, i used it about 25 secs. ago. :D It never fails to makes laugh :D

"You are living proof that a fetus can dodge a coat hanger for nine months."

"You are living proof that a fetus can dodge a coat hanger for nine months."

Wait...that was a CHILDHOOD insult?

Wait...that was a CHILDHOOD insult?

I was 12 when I used it.

"I know you are you said you are so what am I?" - works for just about everything (as long as you're insulted first) :D

ftw!!

In 5th grade I called a boy a "babbling cretin" when he wouldn't stop kicking the back of my chair. My mama was so proud of me... :D

Could be seen as an insult - their mom wants them in a sexual way

well, the thing was they didn't listen, so when I said "go tell your mom she wants you" they thought I said that their mom was looking for them or something, which meant they were probably in trouble, so they ran the whole way to her house (which was a few miles away) it was fun. :cool:

Variations on "gay" and "faggot" are the ones I remember the most. But then, I went to a Catholic school. :p

What is the deal with adolescent boys and homophobia anyway? I know they're confused about sexuality in general, but as insults go, it's about as uncreative as you can get.

My childhood insults were just curse words, mostly. I remember very distinctly in first grade I made a list of all the curse words with my friend on the playground of my school with chalk with what we thought the definitions were and got in a bit of trouble.

douchebag. I've been using that one since I was 10. Still never gets old.

douchebag. I've been using that one since I was 10. Still never gets old.

Ah the mother of all modern insults :D

Variations on "gay" and "faggot" are the ones I remember the most. But then, I went to a Catholic school. :p

What is the deal with adolescent boys and homophobia anyway? I know they're confused about sexuality in general, but as insults go, it's about as uncreative as you can get.

lol, true. I remember calling people 'gay' and 'fag' in primary school before I even knew what they meant. I knew it had something to do with sex, but that was it. I don't think it has anything to do with homophobia- at first at least. It is a common insult passed to each new school child who then starts to use it before even comprehending it.

Dag.