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Flee the scene, I don't want to go to jail.

...found a dead (human) body in the middle of the road while driving?

I'd probably call it in to the police or whatever.

Poll Ahoy!

Stop my car and call the police without leaving the car. make sure the windows are up and the doors are locked.

Squish it w/ the car.

Timewarp ftw.

Depends on if that body is of a good looking girl or not...


(I joke!)

Flee the scene, I don't want to go to jail.

Well, it looks like you will go to jail anyways...For stealing the OP!


Oh man...-hangs self for telling bad joke- :p

It depends how busy the road was, but I'd try to get in touch with the authorities, make sure the body does not get run over again, and try to keep from being killed (if it looks like foul play was involved).

feed the homeless? :p

no, prolly call the police

Get out of the car, see if he/she/it is okay. Put on my gloves, see if he's carrying any cash, then call the cops.

Joona

Sell it on eBay.

Get out of my car, loot the wallet and any valuable objects, and drive off. :p

Hmm, is it a male or female? LOL, I kid, I kid, I'm bisexual. :p

If it was obviously dead (as in, flattened), and in a high-traffic area, keep driving. If it was a remote area, I'd consider finding a payphone, but wouldn't call from a personal number. I don't carry a cellphone in any case, so I'm not the ideal person to sound the alert.

DNA! ZOMG! Er..

That bitch is mine.

DNA! ZOMG! Er..

That bitch is mine.
Cloners' work is never done, never done.

Stay in my car... I mean...What if it's a zombie? They can look dead and all... But they could be trying to TRICK you into burying it and it'd eat your skin..........:eek: :eek:

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<.< I'm NOT INSANE!!

Stay in my car... I mean...What if it's a zombie? They can look dead and all... But they could be trying to TRICK you into burying it and it'd eat your skin..........:eek: :eek:

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<.< I'm NOT INSANE!!

Capture it, tame it, then

Sell it on eBay.

I might just drive by, but then if anybody saw me I'd go to jail. But I would also not want to get involved because I don't know why they died..what if it's gangbangers and they are watching? I might just drive on by and call the cops from a safe location.

I would cut off the head and use the skull as a bong. For the rest of the body, I would just use it as a seat cushion.

Capture it, tame it, then

I like your way of thinking, get it to eat OTHER peoples skin!!
Hahaha! :)

I like your way of thinking, get it to eat OTHER peoples skin!!
Hahaha! :)
And make a buck whilst you're at it too. ;)

Poke it with a stick, :rolleyes: what else?

i'd also have to throw it off the road, i mean a body on the road could cause a serious accident some one could get hurt!

Well, I'd call the police and then gtfo. How am I supposed to know if there isn't some psychopath nearby waiting for their next victim?

Rape it, then call the police. Witness immunity.

I'd call the police, unless I recognise the body as that of Prof.Mulazzi of the Physics department of my university. I'd be too busy calling my friends and organising a huge party, and then tap-dancing over the corpse.

Well, I'd call the police and then gtfo. How am I supposed to know if there isn't some psychopath nearby waiting for their next victim?

Yup.

Hmm, is it a male or female? LOL, I kid, I kid, I'm bisexual. :pYou win the thread.

That joke reminds me of one I got told yesterday.

Now I think we can all agree that rape is a very bad thing. It causes emotional and physical distress. Perhaps the only thing worse than rape is child rape. I once got raped by a child, and it really hurt.

*uses smoke bomb and flees thread*

is it dead could be a zombie

Well, I'd call the police and then gtfo. How am I supposed to know if there isn't some psychopath nearby waiting for their next victim?
Yeah, that, but the other way around.

Lie down next to it and join its stargazing club.