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If you were given the power to turn any one person, other than yourself, into a god, who would it be?

As for me, well just take a look at my sig.

The greatest man on Earth: Stephen Colbert.

I thought for a moment the thread title was defecation. :D


Anyway, I'd turn Weird Al Yankovic into a god. I need him to keep making new parodies until the galaxy implodes. Or whatever.

Some asshole. It'd be funny. I'd laugh.

If you were given the power to turn any one person, other than yourself, into a god, who would it be?

As for me, well just take a look at my sig.

Okay, I can't answer the question without some specifics. What kind of god are we talking here? Christian style, monotheistic perfect being? Greco-Roman idiot with limited powers? Norse super-idiot? Specifics, my friend.

Okay, I can't answer the question without some specifics. What kind of god are we talking here? Christian style, monotheistic perfect being? Greco-Roman idiot with limited powers? Norse super-idiot? Specifics, my friend.

Powers and status entirely bounded by your imagination and whim. I see DPR as a personal, transcendent deity that asks little of his followers save an annual offering of iocane powder to the local temple.

Paris Hilton.

I thought for a moment the thread title was defecation. :D

lol...so did I!:p

I'd go with Stephen King. Our lives might very well be shortened...but never a dull moment.:D

Powers and status entirely bounded by your imagination and whim. I see DPR as a personal, transcendent deity that asks little of his followers save an annual offering of iocane powder to the local temple.

In that case, I turn Joel Hodgeson--known better as Joel Robinson--of MST3K fame into a god of humour to amuse us forever. His powers are all humour based and he asks naught but laughter as his offering and worship.

Paris Hilton.

You are an evil man.

Keanu Reeves...just so I could watch everything around me slow down.

If you were given the power to turn any one person, other than yourself, into a god, who would it be?

As for me, well just take a look at my sig.

My boyfriend, who would then transfer his godhood to me at my behest.

My boyfriend, who would then transfer his godhood to me at my behest.

Even after becoming a god? Man, that poor guy is whipped. :)

rms! He is a saint already, he needs to advance 2 levels! http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gospel.html

My boyfriend, who would then transfer his godhood to me at my behest.

Awful idea. Be with someone for at least thirty years and THEN do that. You try it with just the boyfriend bit and you'll end up with a Zeus/Hera relationship in no time.

My dog. He'd probably make me walk him for eternity or something.


.....And that's a good thing?:confused:

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My dog. He'd probably make me walk him for eternity or something.

Hugh Hefner. Because in my eyes, he already is. :)

Hugh Hefner. Because in my eyes, he already is. :)

eh? The Playboy person? ....

The HURD;12440891']eh? The Playboy person? ....

http://www.sexyswimwear.com/images/bio/hughhef-sm.jpg

Yes. :)

I thought for a moment the thread title was defecation. :D



As did I.

Awful idea. Be with someone for at least thirty years and THEN do that. You try it with just the boyfriend bit and you'll end up with a Zeus/Hera relationship in no time.

*Give* his godhood to me, not share it. I love him, and I'd still love him, but I don't share power with anyone.

If you were given the power to turn any one person, other than yourself, into a god, who would it be?

As for me, well just take a look at my sig.

I haven't got the slightest idea. Nobody I know deserves deification, including me.

~ Romandeos.

My dog, whom I would immediately name Okami Amaterasu. :D

I would turn no one into a god. Instead, I would keep the power to turn one into a god to myself, unused, and manipulate the mob of civilization to do what I say on the off chance that they might gain my favor. If I cannot be a god, like hell someone else is. 8B

lol...so did I!:p

I'd go with Stephen King. Our lives might very well be shortened...but never a dull moment.:D

"May you live in interesting times."

My cats, if they weren't already deities. Otherwise, maybe Smunkee. She'd have sense enough to renounce godhead without passing it on and life would go on.

*Give* his godhood to me, not share it. I love him, and I'd still love him, but I don't share power with anyone.
You'd end up sort of like Venus, entertaining a relationship with a mortal. :) You could always grant him lesser godhood I suppose.

Miroslav Klose.

there's not a livin' breatin' speiciman on two leggs i'd turn my back to as a god. thus i'd pick on some more innocent beastie of field and forrest 'fore i'd elevate the cutthroats of species human such a place of influence and responsibility.

i'd'a no thoughta "sheep ahoy" if attention hadna' been called to a certain moniker. how so ever bee it, i'd not hold agianst them what mere hoomans have so inconciderately given them to symbolize in the great lottery i would hold to choose.

in all likely hood, of species indiginous to planet earth, to ailurus fulgens, the lowly wah, or red panda, would most worthily fall such honor.

=^^=
.../\...

A crack head.

Too bust snorting unlimited crack to do anything.

Okay, I can't answer the question without some specifics. What kind of god are we talking here? Christian style, monotheistic perfect being? Greco-Roman idiot with limited powers? Norse super-idiot? Specifics, my friend.In fact, the Christian god is the super-idiot retarded fabricated butthole.

And frankly, there is no-one around who deserves deification (while there are some who deserve demonification, such as Bush, Phelps, and any mormon and scientologist).

In fact, the Christian god is the super-idiot retarded fabricated butthole.

And frankly, there is no-one around who deserves deification (while there are some who deserve demonification, such as Bush, Phelps, and any mormon and scientologist).
The first bit's a bit trolly isn't it.

Power corrupts therefore there isn't anyone who could really cope with the infinite power of being god. So for a misanthropic laugh I'd make a manic depressive God.

The first bit's a bit trolly isn't it.

Power corrupts therefore there isn't anyone who could really cope with the infinite power of being god. So for a misanthropic laugh I'd make a manic depressive God.

He'd basically be two gods for the price of one!

Kermit the Frog.

Max Barry.....oh wait :rolleyes:

howz about Britney Spears to be deified, her followers can shave their heads and hit non-believers with umbrellas :p

William S. Burroughs, mostly because he'd likely dismiss godhood in a spectacular fashion. And it would scare the bejesus out of people (probably me too) for the little while that he has it.

My friend Brady, because then he'd make me a god as well then we'd rule the world with all our lovely liberalness.

Brandon 'jorm' Harris. Cos high blood pressure won't kill a god.

Stalin should be deified.

Because, really, it could only get better from there...

I'd deify a random planktonic entity. Grant it omnipotence. Not omniscience, though. It'd still be as intelligent as the average planktonic entity.

David Suzuki.

Who else but Jeremy Clarkson.

Either LG or Pancake. :)

If you were given the power to turn any one person, other than yourself, into a god, who would it be?

As for me, well just take a look at my sig.

Dread Pirate Roberts isn't 'one person'...

Dread Pirate Roberts isn't 'one person'...

It'd be a bit like Hecate, the three-in-one.

Fred Phelps should be deified. Then he could duke it out with God, and we'd watch.

Fred Phelps should be deified. Then he could duke it out with God, and we'd watch.

God would totally win. Fred wouldn't keep his mouth shut, and he'd lose his concentration. Then Jehovah would take Phelp's sign and smack him over the head with it, and do his finisher before pinning him.

My friend Reiko. She's halfway there, anyway.

If you were given the power to turn any one person, other than yourself, into a god, who would it be?

As for me, well just take a look at my sig.

Me: Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath guitarists)

Many of my classmates: Some random guy named Ryan Leddy (In fact, they think he is. Dee-dee-dee!)

In fact, the Christian god is the super-idiot retarded fabricated butthole.
QFT. Totally sigworthy. *bows*


More to the point, I nominate Kari Byron, and wifey says Jim Carrey *nods*

William S. Burroughs, mostly because he'd likely dismiss godhood in a spectacular fashion. And it would scare the bejesus out of people (probably me too) for the little while that he has it.

Yes, but "Interzone SUCKS", remember? :(
Some people and their double standards, sheesh :rolleyes:

Omg, Clapton for the win!

Omg, Clapton for the win!

No.

No.

How can you say no to the Clapton? Is it because he's already God?

How can you say no to the Clapton? Is it because he's already God?

Clapton is the fail.

a person deserving deification, none i can think of but i have a whole list for defication!

I thought for a moment the thread title was defecation. :D

Then perhaps we should make Scat Man the new God?

Clapton is the fail.

I am so cutting off ties with you!

I am so cutting off ties with you!

*uses chain*

*uses chain*

saw?

saw?

No.

No.

Okay, what are you using the chain for? *is confused because of exhaustion*

Okay, what are you using the chain for? *is confused because of exhaustion*

Chain letter?

Okay, I can't answer the question without some specifics. What kind of god are we talking here? Christian style, monotheistic perfect being? Greco-Roman idiot with limited powers? Norse super-idiot? Specifics, my friend.

I find the Greek gods to be more idiotic than the Norse ones. At least the Norse had the sense to make their chief god also the god of wisdom. And on the whole, their gods aren't quite as much a soap opera as the Greek ones. Hell, I think Loki was originally thought up to inject a bit more unpredictability and conflict into the stories they had about their gods.

As far as making anyone a god, I don't know that I'd trust anyone with that kind of power.