Did the mafia kill Kennedy?
Yes. The alternative is boring and therefor wrong.
STOLED!
IL Ruffino
18-03-2007, 00:37
.. because History Cahnnel said Kennedy's brother, Rob, totally fucked up the deal JFK's father made with them.
Are the Irish just a bunch of two-faced bastards?
Did the veal parmesan mash the potato?
Cannot think of a name
18-03-2007, 00:38
I shot Kennedy.
...
Sorry, thought we where doin' the Sparticus thing.
The veal did mash the potato, but the potato was askin' for it...
I V Stalin
18-03-2007, 00:39
Are the Irish just a bunch of two-faced bastards?
No.
Did the veal parmesan mash the potato?
Why not.
As for the other question, no. Or indeed, who really cares anymore?
IL Ruffino
18-03-2007, 00:40
Yes. The alternative is boring and therefor wrong.
STOLED!
God fucking damnit. I hate Jolt.
.. because History Cahnnel said Kennedy's brother, Rob, totally fucked up the deal JFK's father made with them.
Are the Irish just a bunch of two-faced bastards?
Did the veal parmesan mash the potato?
*counts*
No, only one face.
IL Ruffino
18-03-2007, 00:43
..but the potato was askin' for it...
I totally agree.
Sir Lancelot killed President Kennedy.
Kennedy was not killed, his head simply asploded.
It was not the mob but it was in fact baby jesus on the grassy knoll with mind bullets. There, case closed, good game everyone
It was Kennedys wife! IN the perfect position to do it and could act horrified. She had a lot of money to gain! [/conspiracyrant]
.. because History Cahnnel said Kennedy's brother, Rob, totally fucked up the deal JFK's father made with them.
Are the Irish just a bunch of two-faced bastards?
Did the veal parmesan mash the potato?
'ello Ruffy... Dinsdale sent me o'er because e didn't like where you were going with dis...
now if you don' want your ead nailed to a table, I suggest you forget dis trash... else Dinsdale would get mighty irritated.
IL Ruffino
18-03-2007, 01:25
'ello Ruffy... Dinsdale sent me o'er because e didn't like where you were going with dis...
now if you don' want your ead nailed to a table, I suggest you forget dis trash... else Dinsdale would get mighty irritated.
*flees to Canada*
It was only a double of Kennedy, killed by the government so nuts can have their conspiracies and will stay away from what the truth is when the government is up to its antics.
The real Kennedy is living it up in Tahiti to this very day.
Johnny B Goode
18-03-2007, 01:32
.. because History Cahnnel said Kennedy's brother, Rob, totally fucked up the deal JFK's father made with them.
Are the Irish just a bunch of two-faced bastards?
Did the veal parmesan mash the potato?
Interesting theory.
You know, at any other forum, (well, save for a select few that hold a special place deep down in my heart [lulz]), this thread would have been locked after the first or second post.
God I love NSG.
You know, at any other forum, (well, save for a select few that hold a special place deep down in my heart), this thread would have been locked after the first or second post.
God I love NSG.
There are other forums than NSG? :eek: :p
Entropic Creation
18-03-2007, 17:34
Kennedy killed himself – he was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
You see… some time travelers from the future made a trip back to earth to pick up some Indian food and accidentally bumped Oswald, so Kennedy wasn’t killed. History was changed as Kennedy sharing a mistress with a mob boss forced him out and the mob blackmailed Hoover with pictures of him in drag.
So the time travelers then offered Kennedy the chance to redeem himself by setting up on the grassy knoll and shoot himself to save the future. Ask not what your country can do for you…
Ashmoria
18-03-2007, 18:04
.. because History Cahnnel said Kennedy's brother, Rob, totally fucked up the deal JFK's father made with them.
Are the Irish just a bunch of two-faced bastards?
Did the veal parmesan mash the potato?
you dont refer to robert kennedy as "rob"
he is robert, bobby or rfk.
Wow, I wish I was a Kennedy so I could have cool nicknames!
DFK! DFK! DFK!
Ashmoria
18-03-2007, 18:32
Wow, I wish I was a Kennedy so I could have cool nicknames!
DFK! DFK! DFK!
yeah thats one of the great benefits of being kennedy. the others are lawn football, drinking, and marrying women who let you cheat.
yeah thats one of the great benefits of being kennedy. the others are lawn football, drinking, and marrying women who let you cheat.
Sounds like my kind of family!
Ashmoria
18-03-2007, 18:46
Sounds like my kind of family!
who wouldnt? well, if you are male.
im pretty sure that all the kennedy hating that you see around stems from intense envy of the lifestyle
No. Everyone knows it was Jackie Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald conspiring to steal the Jack Ruby.
Whatmark
19-03-2007, 04:07
There were no shooters that day. Kennedy's head just did that. I call it the "no bullet theory."
Yeah, I stole that from a movie. Sue me.*
*Please don't.
The Brevious
19-03-2007, 06:24
God fucking damnit. I hate Jolt.
Can't truly hate without having truly loved.
<3