NationStates Jolt Archive

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

.......but Stephen King makes Maine sound an exciting yet dangerous place to be :(

*cancels holiday to Derry*

Texas FTW - too many vocal fundie nutjobs, plus it takes up a lot of room :)

Hmm, dunno - one of the square ones?

Florida. The only one I have no desire to ever visit. That's a good reason, right?

Florida. The only one I have no desire to ever visit. That's a good reason, right?

But Florida has Disney World! And Miami, which has hot cuban immigrant girls! :(

I have been raised to hate all things Texas, so I would boot them.

don't know, as I am not an american.

Guam.

Texas. After all, their slogan to attract tourists a few years back was "Texas, it's like a whole other country."

But Florida has Disney World! And Miami, which has hot cuban immigrant girls! :(

And Florida has me!:(

Guam.


When did guam become a state? you been smoking that reefer again? :p

Canada. For a joke.

Arizona because I spent a week in Vegas instead of going to san Francisco

Course what we really need is some sort of black hole

Australia. To freedom!

I would say Texas, but I've got family there, so I'm gonna have to say;

I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan

Arizona because I spent a week in Vegas instead of going to san Francisco

Course what we really need is some sort of black hole

:confused: Vegas is in Nevada :p

And Florida has me!:(

Exactly!!!

Kansas.

why don't we just invade canada, make it the 51st state, then get bored with it, and then we throw it away :rolleyes:


but why would anyone wanna throw away a state? they're so...........<insert appropriate word here> !!!!!!!

Canada. For a joke.

*lolz*

Florida. The only one I have no desire to ever visit. That's a good reason, right?

I like Florida, but to be fair, I went there twice as a kid to all the themeparks etc. If I went there now it may be a different story.

And Florida has me!:(

Indeed :)

I would say Texas, but I've got family there, so I'm gonna have to say;

I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan

Oy!

You can kick the UP, sure, but what'll you do without Michigan?

.......but Stephen King makes Maine sound an exciting yet dangerous place to be :(

*cancels holiday to Derry*

Texas FTW - too many vocal fundie nutjobs, plus it takes up a lot of room :)

I have been raised to hate all things Texas, so I would boot them.

Texas. After all, their slogan to attract tourists a few years back was "Texas, it's like a whole other country."

I would say Texas, but I've got family there, so I'm gonna have to say;

I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan

There certainly is a hell of a lot of jealuousy out there. Texas really ought to kick all the rest of you out.:p


Arizona because I spent a week in Vegas instead of going to san Francisco

Course what we really need is some sort of black hole

Vegas in Arizona? Another wonderful product of the fine American school system.:rolleyes:

Arizona because I spent a week in Vegas instead of going to san Francisco

Ummm.....Las Vegas is in Nevada.

Someone near Texas, but not Texas. Cos the Texans would enjoy it too much.

Or maybe South Carolina. That'd be easier, since we could just pull the whole thing into the sea.

Kansas.

ditto

Wait, if we kick Texas out, they'd be at war with Mexico. :eek:

:confused: Vegas is in Nevada :p

Ummm.....Las Vegas is in Nevada.

:mad: fine all the states go! (I hope your happy:D)

Vegas in Arizona? Another wonderful product of the fine American school system.:rolleyes:

<-Yeah damn colonial school system :p

Someone near Texas, but not Texas. Cos the Texans would enjoy it too much.

lol you're right

why don't we let New Mexico go then?

:mad: fine all the states go!



<-Yeah damn colonial school system :p

OK, So I'm the idiot.

Stop hating Texas! :D I was born there.

Well let's see, I hate:

-- California (too expensive)
-- South Carolina (too many Confederate flags are still waving over there)
-- Florida (too dirty)
-- Mississippi (too fat and dirty)
-- Alabama, with the exclusion of Birmingham. (too redneckish)
Believe it or not, Birmingham, AL does not actually have many rednecks...but the rest of the state does.

So it comes down to either South Carolina or Mississippi...well then I'd say Mississippi because if we throw out SC we lose some good ports, but if we throw out Mississippi we still have the Mississippi River with Louisiana.

Mississippi! :sniper:

Wait, if we kick Texas out, they'd be at war with Mexico. :eek:

You mean they aren't already?

I'd say England should quit the USA, and ditch Governor Blair for good... oh wait...;)

My sister says Delaware. For no reason.

Maybe because it's the first state and needs to retire?

Let's get rid of Idaho. It's just kind of there... you never really hear ANYTHING about it. Except potatoes. And the US probably gets those from elsewhere in the world anyway.

Let's get rid of Utah. That is where all the nuclear waste is going to be stored anyway (or was that Nevada?)

Idaho is where we send our white supremacists.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Idaho+White+Supremacists&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8


If we get rid of Idaho where will we put our nazis?

My sister says Delaware. For no reason.

Maybe because it's the first state and needs to retire?

Let's get rid of Idaho. It's just kind of there... you never really hear ANYTHING about it. Except potatoes. And the US probably gets those from elsewhere in the world anyway.

Let's get rid of Utah. That is where all the nuclear waste is going to be stored anyway (or was that Nevada?)

Dc?

Stop hating Texas! :D I was born there.
and then you escaped?

*sings*
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lol you're right

why don't we let New Mexico go then?

HEY!!

we barely exist in many people's minds as it is. WAAAAY too many people think that travelling west it goes texas-arizona-california and have no idea that new mexico is in there too.

which is just as well since new mexico is the coolest state AFTER THE STATE OF MAINE! *glares at the op*

I am stuck between:

Texas
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Alabama
Mississippi
Kansas
Arkansas
Tennessee
Georgia
South Carolina
North Carolina
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Florida
New Mexico
Maine
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Vermont

I'd say Kansas, because of Westboro Cultist Church.

Or Utah, because they're weirdos there.

I would say Texas, but if we were going to kick it out we should have done it before Dubya ran for office.

Then I'd say Colorado or Wyoming, because I can't tel them apart and it ticks me off.

Actually, I'd kick Virginia out, it might keep them from moving to my town, hating it because it has practically nothing EVEN THOUGH THEY WILLINGLY LEFT THE MALLS AND SHOPPING CENTERS IN VIRGINIA BECAUSE ALL VIRGINIANS ARE IDIOTS, then urbanizing it to make a mini-Va. Beach.

Virginia is For The Lose!

I am stuck between:

Texas
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Alabama
Mississippi
Kansas
Arkansas
Tennessee
Georgia
South Carolina
North Carolina
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Florida
New Mexico
Maine
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Vermont

:(

Wait, if we kick Texas out, they'd be at war with Mexico. :eek:

Yeah, and they couldn't drag the rest of the USA into it, because they'd be their own country again.

:( There is a really nice zoo in Wichita.

We can seize the zoo and move it. Then we can ge rid of Kansas. :p

I'd say Kansas, because of Westboro Cultist Church.
:( There is a really nice zoo in Wichita.

I, personaly, would get rid of New hampshire, because

a) i dont know many other states, me neign form the Uk anyway

b) I live in the original hampshire,so stop with ur pilfering

and c) If not that, just get rid of the whole south, minus california, possibly. To many confederates everywhere

Washington state should go. And then nuke it. Because the dumbest person I have ever known lives there.

The UK.
Then Canada.
(did I just start a holy war?)
:gundge:

Washington state should go. And then nuke it. Because the dumbest person I have ever known lives there.

Hmm? But I know of a hot (somewhat bipolar) girl who lives there.

I, personaly, would get rid of New hampshire, because

a) i dont know many other states, me neign form the Uk anyway

b) I live in the original hampshire,so stop with ur pilfering

and c) If not that, just get rid of the whole south, minus california, possibly. To many confederates everywhere

You fuckers supported the confederates in the civil war and now you're complaining about them?

http://sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1862/may/british-confederacy.htm

Not sure The Uk techinically counts as a US state.

You know, with the whole, being under british rule for a bit. And yeh, i kno, war of independance. But lets face it, u were a country full of poeple , whereas, the Uk is a fair few miles away by sea, and the British soldiers were wearing red uniforms for gods sake. i mean why not just put neon signs where they were hiding. wud be less conspicuous. :headbang:

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

I'd say Texas. I have nothing against Texan people, but George Bush is from there. (plots)

I'd say Texas. I have nothing against Texan people, but George Bush is from there. (plots)

Yes, but now that Bush is in office, it's far too late to kick Texas out. We should have done it in the 90s so Bush wouldn't have had the chance to run.

Hmm? But I know of a hot (somewhat bipolar) girl who lives there.The really hot girls don't come from Washington state, they come from Brazil. So losing Washington state is no loss.

I'd say Texas. I have nothing against Texan people, but George Bush is from there. (plots)

No, he's from Connecticut.

you could just kick it out, then say bush can own it. two birds with one stone, cos bush leaves with

Rode Island should be just absorbed by a bigger state next to it, like Connecticut(Where I live).

Make it easier and make a list of the states you like....

New list. Added a couple I forgot about.

Texas
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Alabama
Mississippi
Kansas
Arkansas
Tennessee
Georgia
South Carolina
North Carolina
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Florida
New Mexico
Maine
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Vermont
Virginia
Colorado

*lives in North Carolina*
*can't move for another 3 years*

:(

:sniper: You gone Mississipi. Thats the state i would kick. I mean what does Mississippi do except take a second to say and be fun to spell. At least Maine has nice forests and stuff:sniper:

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

The UK :p

As I'm not an American, I'm gunna think about which state I want to take for Britain...



Hmm... I chose Georgia.

New list. Added a couple I forgot about.

Texas
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Alabama
Mississippi
Kansas
Arkansas
Tennessee
Georgia
South Carolina
North Carolina
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Florida
New Mexico
Maine
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Vermont
Virginia
Colorado

No, he's from Connecticut.

Damn. Forgot about that.

Texas would have to go




Just a bunch of Rtards who doesn't like Muslims and black people



+ Bush was born there

Anther reason i would kick mississippi is the confederates.

PS: If you kcked California or New York , especially New York, your retarded.:sniper:

Id personally like to rid the world of the US. And The Middle East. And The Rest of Europe.

Actually, screw it, lets just the UK somewhere nice, like the middle of the pacific. we can enjoy the sunshine.

Or, hawaii seems fairly pointless, jstabandon it, no-one would really notice

Cool, this thread is drawing in all the noobs.
Hello there ickle noobs. :fluffle:

New list. Added a couple I forgot about.

Texas
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Alabama
Mississippi
Kansas
Arkansas
Tennessee
Georgia
South Carolina
North Carolina
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Florida
New Mexico
Maine
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Vermont
Virginia
Colorado

Why Rhode Island? We have Ken Miller.

Rhode Island is the stuff fail is made of.

If it wasn't for us, Dover would still be teaching ID.

Yes, but now that Bush is in office, it's far too late to kick Texas out. We should have done it in the 90s so Bush wouldn't have had the chance to run.

Damn. Forgot that too. That reminds me of a song: Running in the 90s - Initial D.

Rhode Island is the stuff fail is made of.

But it's smaller than a shoe.

Rode Island should be just absorbed by a bigger state next to it, like Connecticut(Where I live).

you arent thinking about the downside of that plan...if there were no rhode island what would we use for big ass area equivalents? delaware???

besides, all of new england is small. connecticut is smaller than the county i live in in new mexico. if any consolidation is to be done then the whole area should be made into one medium sized state...but then can you imagine mixing aroostook county, maine potato farmers with the people from nyc bedroom communities in ct?

I say Texas. (Since Washington DC is not a state). They soak up a lot of my tax dollars, have a judicial system where the punishments do not reflect the crime commited, and all around have been a pain in the ass. Shoulda let them stay the Free Republic of Texas.

If we dump California we could get rid of a lot of left wing nut jobs, but if we got rid of Massachusetts we could get rid of Teddy Kennedy, John Kerry, and Barney Frank. So....I'll vote for Massachusetts. :p

As a Texan, I'm voting for Texas.

If you people think you hate Texas, you'll be happy to learn that we hate you to.

As a Texan, I'm voting for Texas.

If you people think you hate Texas, you'll be happy to learn that we hate you to.

East Texas is great. Dallas/Fort Worth suck. IMHO

Indiana

I did a road-trip from DC to Chicago back in 2000, most states had something cool, but Indiana was the seemingly endless one you had to cross to get to Chicago...

Rhode Island should go, what use is a state the size of a parking lot anyway :)

Texas would have to go




Just a bunch of Rtards who doesn't like Muslims and black people



+ Bush was born there

And our survey says: *Uh-uh*



Main article: List of famous residents of Connecticut

George Walker Bush, the current President of the United States, was born in Connecticut. He is one of the members of the Bush political family, which has deep roots in the state. Other notable figures from the state span American political and cultural history, including Eli Whitney, Benedict Arnold, Nathan Hale, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Mark Twain, John Brown, Charles Ives, Katharine Hepburn, and many others.

I haven't been to Texas (the closest I've been is Florida) but no one who I know who's been has had anything bad to say about it, or the people. And considering 1 in 10 Texans are African American, they'd have to be quite a self-loathing bunch, don't you think?

I, personaly, would get rid of New hampshire, because

a) i dont know many other states, me neign form the Uk anyway

b) I live in the original hampshire,so stop with ur pilfering

and c) If not that, just get rid of the whole south, minus california, possibly. To many confederates everywhere
California is west, not south




I'm getting rid of Kansas or South Dakota. Or Wyoming.

I'm happy to see nobody's mentioned New Jersey yet.

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

DIE!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Kid1.gif

Maine is my homestate, therefore it's my life, my soul. And i'd kill myself if Maine were gone, let alone my right to be American and free.

Florida. The only one I have no desire to ever visit. That's a good reason, right?
I fucking hate Florida. Florida is so totally gone.
But Florida has Disney World! And Miami, which has hot cuban immigrant girls! :(
The only Cubans I saw down there were cocky and didn't know what the hell I was saying.
don't know, as I am not an american.
Might as well vote off Florida.
PS: If you kcked California or New York , especially New York, your retarded.:sniper:

It's "you're", darling.

I'm happy to see nobody's mentioned New Jersey yet.

New Jersey.


Hey, you were asking for it!

I'm happy to see nobody's mentioned New Jersey yet.

New Jersey should go.

You guys are just too weird for the rest of the Union and so deserve your own country, sort of like Transylvania.

I'm leaning towards Florida.


...Can I keep Florida in the union, but declare Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris to be convicted felons?

I would go with OK.... since it is really just a suburb of TX we just combine them and we are down one state.

Florida.

New Jersey should go.

You guys are just too weird for the rest of the Union and so deserve your own country, sort of like Transylvania.

But Transylvania's part of a country.

Rhode Island should go, what use is a state the size of a parking lot anyway :)

Naval base.

Washington state should go. And then nuke it. Because the dumbest person I have ever known lives there.

Keep your damn hands off my great northwest!! ;)

I'd have to echo all the calls for Texas to be ousted as well. Everyone I've ever met that's from Texas sucks.

I'd boot Texas because of it's conform or die attitude. I know people who literally have gone insane because of the pressure Texas puts on you to conform to what it says, and if you ask me a state that would be that cruel has no business calling itself part of this country.

And 13% of the US economy! YAY NO MORE SAN FRANCISCO HOMO-SECKSHOOLS! ;)

Not to mention pretty much our entire technology industry...

But Transylvania's part of a country.

I always thought they were an independent principality until they became part of Romania back in the early 20th century?

If we dump California we could get rid of a lot of left wing nut jobs

And 13% of the US economy! YAY NO MORE SAN FRANCISCO HOMO-SECKSHOOLS! ;)







Also, we should get rid of New Jersey.

Utah, duh.

Let's get rid of Louisiana and see how long it takes anyone to notice. :p I can say that 'cause I live here!

Toss up between New York and Massachusetts.

A few years ago, I phrased this question to a friend of mine this way:
If you were to bomb and wipe out a US state, which one would you choose?

His answer: "Wyoming, 'cause hardly anybody lives there."

Toss up between New York and Massachusetts.
So, either America's top academic institutions or it's economy.

Dave Barry devoted an entire chapter of his hilarious book, Dave Barry Hits Below The Beltway, to reasons why we should give South Florida (his home) back to Spain. Presumably, Mr. Barry intends to move out of South Florida after we give it back to Spain (and kick Spain's butt when they retaliate by declaring war on us).
I would be happy to let South Florida become its own country. I already know what their first act will be - invade Cuba and kill Fidel Castro. Seriously, Dave Barry described Fidel Castro as the most influential politician in Florida, "in the sense that most of our political debate revolves around people arguing who hates Castro the most"

Louisiana without question. Absolutely horrible place!:gundge:

As a representative of the European colonial powers, I'd like to take this oppurtunity to say that if y'all hate the Dixie states so much, we'll be happy to take them all back.

You do realize that the Dixie states have more guns than many European militaries, and are more trigger-happy than the neocons in Washington?

I'm happy to see nobody's mentioned New Jersey yet.

Jersey can't leave...where would New York dump all its garbage and drive to get cheap gas?

California. Or Kansas.

California because it's run by willfully ignorant, knee-jerk, unthinking liberals.

Kansas because it's run by willfully ignorant, knee-jerk, unthinking conservatives.

Delaware, because the only thing it has ever given to the nation is Joe Biden.

Or Maryland, because, judging by its shape, it is made up of territory that the surrounding states just didn't want.

Or maybe Indiana, because there are too many states that begin with the letter "I".

Then there is Ohio. No Republican presidential candidate has ever won the presidency without winning the state of Ohio. Get rid of Ohio, and they won't stand a chance. :p

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

That's not true... Oh wait, yes it is.:(

That's not true! Maine has Stephen King and...
...
...
Stephen King!

That's not true! Maine has Stephen King and...
...
...
Stephen King!

That's not something to brag about.

colorado, because it looks a little too much like wyoming!

Weird al yankovic is great!

I'm utterly torn between Texas and California.

Both should be their own country, both would bring America to it's knees if they left, both are run by and accommodate their own respective type of wackjob, both piss people off endlessly for no good reason, and both have two damn many electoral votes.

Damn my centrism! :(

For me it would be California and if I had to pick a city it would probably be NYC.

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."

Texas has to go. That's a big block of electoral votes away from the right.

For me it would be California and if I had to pick a city it would probably be NYC.

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."I take it you hate big liberal places.

Another reason to get rid of Texas: They're harming public school education all over the US.

The Texas Textbook Proclamation contains the rules that textbooks must follow if they are to be adopted by the state of Texas. Texas is the second largest purchaser of textbooks in the country. Its centralized book-buying policy controls 8 percent of the total school textbook market in America, and it spends $60 million a year to buy textbooks for Texas's 1,150 school districts. Since only a few titles of each subject are selected at six-year intervals, publishers vie ferociously to get their textbooks on the adoption list, and, since the Texas adoption choices can make or break a publisher, the publishers bend over backwards to comply with the Proclamation. Furthermore, the textbook designed for the lucrative Texas market is used throughout the country, so the enormous economic influence of Texas shapes the contents of America's textbooks. Concerning evolution, the only scientific topic that Texas feels compelled to regulate at present, the Proclamation states the following:

1.3 Textbooks that treat the theory of evolution should identify it as only one of several explanations of the origins of humankind and avoid limiting young people in their search for meanings of their human existence.

(1) Textbooks presented for adoption which treat the subject of evolution substantively in explaining the historical origins of humankind shall be edited, if necessary, to clarify that the treatment is theoretical rather than factually verifiable. Furthermore, each textbook must carry a statement on an introductory page that any material on evolution included in the book is clearly presented as theory rather than fact.

(2) Textbooks presented for adoption which do not treat evolution substantively as an instructional topic but make reference to evolution, indirectly or by implication, must be modified, if necessary, to ensure that the reference is clearly to a theory and not a verified fact. These books will not need to carry a statement on the introductory page.

(3) The presentation of the theory of evolution should be done in a manner which is not detrimental to other theories of origin.

My discussions with some of the state Board of Education members who were responsible for writing and passing Section 1.3 have convinced me that it was promulgated primarily for religious reasons and is hence a violation of the principle of church-state separation.

*just watchs as they vote who leaves the US*

Delaware, because the only thing it has ever given to the nation is Joe Biden.

Or Maryland, because, judging by its shape, it is made up of territory that the surrounding states just didn't want.


Hey don't be hatin on Delaware and Maryland ! ;)

Delaware:
1.)has no sales tax
2.) has then only semi-circular border of any state
3.) is cool like that

Maryland has:
1.)Ocean City,
2.)and Old Bay seasoning
3.) The greatest Aquarium ever


HEY!!

we barely exist in many people's minds as it is. WAAAAY too many people think that travelling west it goes texas-arizona-california and have no idea that new mexico is in there too.

which is just as well since new mexico is the coolest state AFTER THE STATE OF MAINE! *glares at the op*

i forgot you guys have Philmont :eek: silly me

We don't we just keep em all ?

None of them, they're all great. Especially Rhode Island, Texas and California!

Hawaii- If I can't travel by car to get to a place in my own country..

Colorado

...

:(

But seriously...I wouldn't kick out any state. Each state adds something valuable to the whole that is the United States. As much as I might dislike my southern relatives, that's no basis for kicking their entire state out, especially since most of these decisions are based on speculation, stereotypes, and/or idiotic disliking of the state.

Hey don't be hatin on Delaware and Maryland ! ;)

Delaware:
1.)has no sales tax
2.) has then only semi-circular border of any state
3.) is cool like that

Maryland has:
1.)Ocean City,
2.)and Old Bay seasoning
3.) The greatest Aquarium ever




i forgot you guys have Philmont :eek: silly me

We don't we just keep em all ?
Not to mention Maryland was founded by a guy called Calvert. How cool is that?

Don't worry, if they kicked Colorado out, I'd get the UK to boycott the US and kick up a fuss in the UN!

Oh, wait, perhaps that's not such a good idea. Why don't you just kick out Tancredo instead?

Ooooh I'd love to. I live in his congressional district. I voted against him back in November. I despise him. He is a disgusting bigot whom I want nothing to do with. He does not in any way, shape, or form represent me at all. Ugh.

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:(

But seriously...I wouldn't kick out any state. Each state adds something valuable to the whole that is the United States. As much as I might dislike my southern relatives, that's no basis for kicking their entire state out, especially since most of these decisions are based on speculation, stereotypes, and/or idiotic disliking of the state.
Don't worry, if they kicked Colorado out, I'd get the UK to boycott the US and kick up a fuss in the UN!

Oh, wait, perhaps that's not such a good idea. Why don't you just kick out Tancredo instead?

...

:(

But seriously...I wouldn't kick out any state. Each state adds something valuable to the whole that is the United States. As much as I might dislike my southern relatives, that's no basis for kicking their entire state out, especially since most of these decisions are based on speculation, stereotypes, and/or idiotic disliking of the state.
You are right. In fact, it would be better to just nuke the entire damn country :rolleyes: :D

Florida. The only one I have no desire to ever visit. That's a good reason, right?

I am inclined to agree with you, considering how much trouble that state was in the 2000 presidential election. Or if we don't kick the WHOLE state out, we should at least remove Palm Beach County, because that's where they had the trouble.

And i KNOW Dave Barry agrees with me, because he says so in his book Dave Barry Hits Below The Beltway.

I'd give Hawaii back it's nation-hood, if it wanted.

Idaho is where we send our white supremacists.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Idaho+White+Supremacists&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8


If we get rid of Idaho where will we put our nazis?

Texas?

Dave Barry devoted an entire chapter of his hilarious book, Dave Barry Hits Below The Beltway, to reasons why we should give South Florida (his home) back to Spain. Presumably, Mr. Barry intends to move out of South Florida after we give it back to Spain (and kick Spain's butt when they retaliate by declaring war on us).
I would be happy to let South Florida become its own country. I already know what their first act will be - invade Cuba and kill Fidel Castro. Seriously, Dave Barry described Fidel Castro as the most influential politician in Florida, "in the sense that most of our political debate revolves around people arguing who hates Castro the most"

That is a cool book! I LOVE Dave Barry's books! Dave is the funniest man in America!

Texas?

They'll get scalp sunburn.

The only Cubans I saw down there were cocky and didn't know what the hell I was saying.

I believe that if people wish to move to America, they NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE instead of insisting that we learn theirs. They would expect the same of us if WE immigrated into THEIR country.

It's "you're", darling

Yeah, ditto here. I HATE it when people say "your" when they mean "you're", and vice versa.:mad:

Also, he left the "i" out of "kicked".:p

Not to mention Maryland was founded by a guy called Calvert. How cool is that?

Sweet :cool:

Wyoming brings nothing. Tell me what it brings.

...

:(

But seriously...I wouldn't kick out any state. Each state adds something valuable to the whole that is the United States.

...Honestly, there's no reason to keep Maryland. It's where I live. It's basically a compilation of every other state in the Union.

I am stuck between:

Texas
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Alabama
Mississippi
Kansas
Arkansas
Tennessee
Georgia
South Carolina
North Carolina
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Florida
New Mexico
Maine
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Vermont

Tennessee? YOU TAKE TENNESSEE OFF THERE RIGHT NOW, MISTER! TENNESSEE PWNS ALL!

I have lived my entire life in Tennessee and, frankly, I don't care to live anywhere else. The other 49 states and DC can leave or be kicked out, and it won't matter to me.

*10-second pause*

On second thought, Arkansas and Mississippi should stay also. The other 47 states and DC can leave, for all I care.

*another 10-second pause*

I just remembered, I have friends in Ohio. So Ohio can stay too. But I don't care one way or the other about the other 46 states and DC.

Wyoming brings nothing. Tell me what it brings.

Yellowstone National Park, First State to Introduce Women's Right to vote, Buffalo, a giant supervolcano, plus its a parallelogram...

Tennessee? YOU TAKE TENNESSEE OFF THERE RIGHT NOW, MISTER! TENNESSEE PWNS ALL!

I have lived my entire life in Tennessee and, frankly, I don't care to live anywhere else. The other 49 states and DC can leave or be kicked out, and it won't matter to me.

*10-second pause*

On second thought, Arkansas and Mississippi should stay also. The other 47 states and DC can leave, for all I care.

*another 10-second pause*

I just remembered, I have friends in Ohio. So Ohio can stay too. But I don't care one way or the other about the other 46 states and DC.Tennessee can go to Hell. :D

Yellowstone National Park, First State to Introduce Women's Right to vote, Buffalo, a giant supervolcano, plus its a parallelogram...Shit.

It's still boring as hell.

Maryland. That way we could keep the toxicity and stupidty that comes from DC within DC and have it affect no one else. :headbang:

Make it mandatory for any politician who crosses the border to be shot on sight. :sniper:

California, but only because it could do without the rest of the country (economically speaking).

Tennessee can go to Hell. :D

Okay, I therefore vote for whatever state YOU live in to be ejected from the USA (unless it was TN). :mad: :upyours:

And while I'm at it, I also vote for the District of Columbia to be thrown out. :p:

...Honestly, there's no reason to keep Maryland. It's where I live. It's basically a compilation of every other state in the Union.

Maryland is an important part of our eastern coastline.

What would we do with any of these states anyway? Sure we're "getting rid" of them, but what does that mean? Do we barricade the borders of the states and prevent any access in or out? Do we nuke the entire state clean of all life? Do we give it to another country? What do we do?

Okay, I therefore vote for whatever state YOU live in to be ejected from the USA (unless it was TN). :mad: :upyours:

And while I'm at it, I also vote for the District of Columbia to be thrown out. :p:NY?! NY?!!! You can't boot, NY!

Shit.

It's still boring as hell.

oh hell yeah, i agree

Maryland is an important part of our eastern coastline.

What would we do with any of these states anyway? Sure we're "getting rid" of them, but what does that mean? Do we barricade the borders of the states and prevent any access in or out? Do we nuke the entire state clean of all life? Do we give it to another country? What do we do?

hmmm........why don't we give it to the Palestinians?

I just remembered something.

Kick out Ohio.

Damn, I forgot Ohio, Missouri and Oklahoma on my list.

Wyoming brings nothing. Tell me what it brings.

Empty space? A rectangular state? The letter y?

Not Nevada. Where else would you find legalised prostitution in the US?
Would Say Wyoming, but it has Yellowstone, where wolfies tend to be safe. I like wolfies.
Maybe Alaska. They claim the wolves are overpopulating, but we all know they are using the "If we kill all teh wolfs and baers, we can hunt all wez wants" idea.
Maybe California, the hippy capital of the world.
Colorado is Squaresville. Hehehe. that state is square shaped. It's a square state.

But, I would choose Misouri? You don't want to go there. It's Misouri in there.

Wow, I'm making a lot of people mad today! "You chose my state, arrr!"

Empty space? A rectangular state? The letter y?Gay cowboys?

Damn, can't kick it out now! :)

Damn, I forgot Ohio, Missouri and Oklahoma on my list.

what's wrong with Oklahoma?:mad:

what's wrong with Oklahoma?:mad:Because it only has one Smunkee.

Because it only has one Smunkee.

It if was nice, it would have brought enough for everybody.

I just concluded New Jersey and Alaska have to go too... wow, the USA would be like nothing if I could just clap and vanish states.

I just concluded New Jersey and Alaska have to go too... wow, the USA would be like nothing if I could just clap and vanish states.

then its a damn good thing you can't :p

then its a damn good thing you can't :pSeriously, there'd be like five left.

Seriously, there'd be like five left.

just out of curiousity what five?

The States that the USA should get rid of...


The States of Confusion and Denial

Florida.

just out of curiousity what five?Well, probably more or less. Lets count. -counts-

New York
California
Oregon
Washington (State)
Massachusetts
Connecticut
.....
....
...
..
.
Hmmm. Six.

Crap! Connecticut elected Lieberman - TWICE - OFF WITH YOU.

Crap! Connecticut elected Lieberman - TWICE - OFF WITH YOU.

Is there any chance we can blast it off of the continental crust and push it out to sea?

Well, probably more or less. Lets count. -counts-

New York
California
Oregon
Washington (State)
Massachusetts
Connecticut
.....
....
...
..
.
Hmmm. Six.

I don't believe you picked Michigan...

Bugs Bunny already tried it with florida, it just crashed into Cuba

I don't believe you picked Michigan...Michigan is so boring I forgot to put it on my kicked list.

Is there any chance we can blast it off of the continental crust and push it out to sea?

Probably not without NUCULAR (no, I don't mean nuclear) weapons :p

I don't believe you picked Michigan...

not to metion Pennsylvania :mad:

not to metion Pennsylvania :mad:PA is teh sux0rz.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

Hawkeye would turn over in his grave.

PA is teh sux0rz.

PA has Ruffy............no other comment needed

PA has Ruffy............no other comment needed:eek:

Take North Dakota out and merge both Dakotas into one.

Britain.

They are the one US state that is exempt from all federal policy and are not obliged to contribute in any war that is waged by the US government. However they insist on joining the rest of the US in every war even though they are many thousands of miles away geographically and the US government gets the blame when their troops get killed.

if we are gonna kick out a state, can NY also kick out NYC? All the money that the rest of the state wastes sending money to NYC makes the taxes way too high. And once we get rid of NYC, NYS elcetoral votes will go to the Republican Party like the rest of the state wants.

if we are gonna kick out a state, can NY also kick out NYC? All the money that the rest of the state wastes sending money to NYC makes the taxes way too high. And once we get rid of NYC, NYS elcetoral votes will go to the Republican Party like the rest of the state wants.
Why don't we do something intelligent instead like have votes count for who they are for? Then kick out the state you are in.

Britain.

They are the one US state that is exempt from all federal policy and are not obliged to contribute in any war that is waged by the US government. However they insist on joining the rest of the US in every war even though they are many thousands of miles away geographically and the US government gets the blame when their troops get killed.

When did Britain join the USA? I thought the USA left the British Empire in 1776.:rolleyes:

:eek:

Don't even think about talking to me anymore, you inferior twit! :mad: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif)

Don't even think about talking to me anymore, you inferior twit! :mad: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif)No!!!! Ruffy! Please, baby! Please! I'm sorry. I love you!

Alabama or Mississippi, both seem completely worthless so whichever happens to be the most irritating at the moment we can kick out.

No!!!! Ruffy! Please, baby! Please! I'm sorry. I love you!

Don't talk to me either. You voted on kicking North Carolina out. Bastard. :mad:

Everyone is turning against me! NOO!!!!!!

Everyone is turning against me! NOO!!!!!!

And you deserve it. :mad:

And you deserve it. :mad::( :( :( :( :(

:( :( :( :( :(

:upyours:

Don't talk to me either. You voted on kicking North Carolina out. Bastard. :mad:

North Carolina? Not exactly a state that would come to mind in either good or bad.

Yes, but now that Bush is in office, it's far too late to kick Texas out. We should have done it in the 90s so Bush wouldn't have had the chance to run.

If we toss the entire CSA out right now, we can make sure nothing like that ever happens again.

North Carolina? Not exactly a state that would come to mind in either good or bad.

It's a tree-hugger state that is the victim of Virginian urbanization (hence why Virginia should be kicked out). It also has the Outer Banks, which are beautiful. :)

On the other hand, it has abstinence-only and is Christian out the wazoo.

If we toss the entire CSA out right now, we can make sure nothing like that ever happens again.

Yes, but North Carolina was once part of htr CSA. I ain't leaving the USA for hte CSA, when the CSA is screwin' up the USA. :mad:

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Yes, but North Carolina was once part of htr CSA. I ain't leaving the USA for hte CSA, when the CSA is screwin' up the USA. :mad:

I used to live there myself. NC is far more CSA than USA. But don't worry, They don't have to leave until you have a chance to move somewhere decent. :D

Well Virginia is full of Washington politicos so I think if the state vanished we could manage just fine. :p

Ah, Virginia. Who says that government stiffs and slack-jawed yokels don't mix?

It's a tree-hugger state that is the victim of Virginian urbanization (hence why Virginia should be kicked out). It also has the Outer Banks, which are beautiful. :)

On the other hand, it has abstinence-only and is Christian out the wazoo.

Well Virginia is full of Washington politicos so I think if the state vanished we could manage just fine. :p

So, either America's top academic institutions or it's economy.

Puh-lease. A small sacrifice to make considering all the good it would do. Numero uno, it would clear all the pasty white snowbirds off of our fine, beautiful beaches. They're either from New York or Massachusetts...never from anywhere else. Number two, it'd take all the bad drivers off of our roads. I've come to find that people with Massachusetts or New York on their plates are particularly horrible drivers. Number three, I wouldn't ever have to hear another loud-mouth Bostonian or New Yorker. Sorry to those of you out there who aren't obnoxious, but I don't think I've ever met a New Yorker or Bostonian who was worth everything they said they were. And number four, the lines in our amusement parks would be much, much shorter. :D

You gotta look at the bigger picture, man.

Texas should go, just let me get out first.

Reason: I havn't seen a single fucking peice of snow in ten years:mad:

Edit: And there are way too many conservatives for my liking....

Well Virginia is full of Washington politicos so I think if the state vanished we could manage just fine. :p

Well, yes, I am advocating the banishment of Virginia. But once I can move, I'll let North Carolina be kicked out. Then Kansas, Utah, Texas, New York, California, Massachusettes, Alabama, Mississippi, Lousiana, and Georgia can go.

Holy cow, that's 12 states! :eek:

Definitely California, because they like smashing freedom way to much over there.

You shouldn't worry about our economy though, pretty soon it will actually be Mexico's economy because of all the illegals.

Well, yes, I am advocating the banishment of Virginia. But once I can move, I'll let North Carolina be kicked out. Then Kansas, Utah, Texas, New York, California, Massachusettes, Alabama, Mississippi, Lousiana, and Georgia can go.

Holy cow, that's 12 states! :eek:

Massachusetts is very dear to me so I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Alabama or Mississippi, both seem completely worthless so whichever happens to be the most irritating at the moment we can kick out.
*coughs and points to the left*

Somebody needs a lesson in tact...

Massachusetts is very dear to me so I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

May I replace Massachusetts with South Dakota then?

*coughs and points to the left*

Somebody needs a lesson in tact...

*shrugs*

So we evacuate the chosen state. For the residents own good of course. But it could be Mississippi that's chosen so you could be safe anyway. :)

May I replace Massachusetts with South Dakota then?

I wouldn't want to lose Mt. Rushmore.... if North Dakota wasn't already chosen than pick that one. Only good thing from that state was the movie Fargo.

May I replace Massachusetts with South Dakota then?

ohmygod NO.

south dakota is great. its as cool as north dakota is boring.

replace it with north dakota. no one will miss it.

And Florida has me!:(

and me. I'd kick out Alabama. No explaination needed there.

and me. I'd kick out Alabama. No explaination needed there.

I already suggested that state, Rhaomi wasn't too pleased with me. :D

Imagine Independent, Reunified, Cascadia!

Please please please, kick out Washington, Oregon, and northern Cali. We'll reunify with BC as the Cascadian Bioregional Commonwealth and chart our own sane course. We will absolve ourselves of saving you from the psychos who "elected" King George II and will bring about the American theocracy they've been craving since the 1800s.

Massachusetts has to go. Any state that keeps reelecting the worst 2 senators of all time (Ted 'hiccup' Kennedy and Jon 'the traitor' Carry) shouldn't be allowed to stay.

Massachusetts has to go. Any state that keeps reelecting the worst 2 senators of all time (Ted 'hiccup' Kennedy and Jon 'the traitor' Carry) shouldn't be allowed to stay.

Calling them the worst senators is clearly troll like. Run along now little troll.

But they also elected fucking Mitt Romney so I would have to agree that they do have questionable taste in politicos...

Imagine Independent, Reunified, Cascadia!

Please please please, kick out Washington, Oregon, and northern Cali. We'll reunify with BC as the Cascadian Bioregional Commonwealth and chart our own sane course. We will absolve ourselves of saving you from the psychos who "elected" King George II and will bring about the American theocracy they've been craving since the 1800s.

He's actually King George III (remember George Washington?) And why not just kick out Texas - that would effectively remove Dubya from the Presidency because, as a citizen of Texas, he would no longer be a citizen of the United States.

Calling them the worst senators is clearly troll like. Run along now little troll.

But they also elected fucking Mitt Romney so I would have to agree that they do have questionable taste in politicos...

What has Jon Carry ever done? The guy has the worst attendance record ever. A first class loafer. And if telling lies to a congressional Vietnam war committee wasn't enough, he voted against any attempt to investigate if there were still POW's in Vietnam (back in 1990 or 1991).

And as for Ted Kennedy, according to him (speech 1973 or so) there were 2 laws, one for the common man and one for the high and mighty. Well, he should know, he used his position to get away with murder at Chappaquiddick. He was drunk, w/o valid drivers license, speeding and fled the scene of an accident which caused death. At the time, it was Massachusetts state law that anyone involved in such an accident must serve a minimum sentence at least. He never did.

West Virginia..........The banjo plays, "Do da do do do do do do do"

He's actually King George III (remember George Washington?)

:eek: Irony.

George Washington (Fought against King George III, threw England off).
George W. Bush (is often referred to as King George III, turned the UK [which includes England] into his puppet).

:eek:

Florida. The only one I have no desire to ever visit. That's a good reason, right?

Waah! Why do you want to kick me out of the country WYTYG?

:(

Waah! Why do you want to kick me out of the country WYTYG?

:(

Maybe she is envious of the constant warmth you experience there. Probably sick of German winters. ;)

I honestly wouldn't want to kick any state out, even the most annoying New Jersey and Massachusettes. Instead, I'd like to just remove New Jersey from being its own state and make it submissive to New York.

As I'm not an American, I'm gunna think about which state I want to take for Britain...



Hmm... I chose Georgia.

Take it! Here!

*hands over*







*snickers*

I'd give Hawaii back it's nation-hood, if it wanted.

So would I.

Wyoming brings nothing. Tell me what it brings.

Cattle? :p

Crap! Connecticut elected Lieberman - TWICE - OFF WITH YOU.

Ooo...tough call.

*laughs that nobody mentioned Wisconsin yet* :D

*knows someone will now say Wisconsin* :( :p

I was very tempted to say Conneticut...but I think I'll say Iowa instead...I can't think of anywhere else I've been that was more boring.

I honestly wouldn't want to kick any state out, even the most annoying New Jersey and Massachusettes. Instead, I'd like to just remove New Jersey from being its own state and make it submissive to New York.

Pfft. Right. You're having enough trouble managing one bloody city, we're not giving you any more land to play with.

Keep your damn hands off my great northwest!! ;)

I'd have to echo all the calls for Texas to be ousted as well. Everyone I've ever met that's from Texas sucks.

Texas should go, but not all of us suck.....just 99.87%

I honestly wouldn't want to kick any state out, even the most annoying New Jersey and Massachusettes. Instead, I'd like to just remove New Jersey from being its own state and make it submissive to New York.

Hah! New Jersey would kick New York's ass any day of the week.

PA has got to go. Omish, hill billies, and philly.

Hah! New Jersey would kick New York's ass any day of the week.

PA has got to go. Omish, hill billies, and philly.

And Ruffy?

I'd love to kick Mississippi.

What's with the all the Texas haters? Look, not all Texas is bad. Just every single part except Ozoana and Austin.

I'd love to kick Mississippi.

What's with the all the Texas haters? Look, not all Texas is bad. Just every single part except Ozoana and Austin.

How many square miles is that, and what percentage is that to Texas as a whole?

How many square miles is that, and what percentage is that to Texas as a whole?

I dunno. Austin's a small city and Ozoana is a little town.

Oh, Fredricksburg is good too.

But that's it.

I dunno. Austin's a small city and Ozoana is a little town.

Oh, Fredricksburg is good too.

But that's it.

99.8% of Texas is evil? Sorry, but just be safe...

We're getting rid of Ruffy :p *zaps PA off the map*

Virginia

Why?

I'm from Maryland.

:eek: Irony.

George Washington (Fought against King George III, threw England off).
George W. Bush (is often referred to as King George III, turned the UK [which includes England] into his puppet).

:eek:

You noticed.

Kick out Vermont. So we can have a country in North America run by Socialists.

"All of 'em."

*giggles*

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

wierd is good. quiet is good too. although utah's kind of wierd is kind of quiet too.

my nominees are that i'd give texas, new mexico, arizona, and the southern half of california back to mexico along with the rio grande river.

northern california, along with nevada, oregon, washington, b.c. canada, yukon canada, and alaska would form a new "pacific states" nation.

hawaii would of course be granted indipendence and all off shore american territories returned to their rightful owners.

(oh yah; and i'd be a proud citizen of that pacific states!)

=^^=
.../\...

The UK, give them back their independence

Guam.

Mmmmm, too bad that Guam is not a US State....It is a territory

Vic

He's actually King George III (remember George Washington?) And why not just kick out Texas - that would effectively remove Dubya from the Presidency because, as a citizen of Texas, he would no longer be a citizen of the United States.

George Washington was not a hereditary king, he was just a president - he specifically refused to be king and gave up the presidency after two terms, no 22nd needed. GWB got his position because his daddy had it. They both paraded the imperial presidency and trampled on the serfs (ok, bad euphemism for the middle class). Nope, this guy is George II, pure and simple.

Remember, America was not always a corporatist imperial hegemon. It used to strive for ideals, it used to look out for its downtrodden. It used to be ethical. It used to respect the rights of the powerless over the preferences of the powerful. In short, it used to strive to be what all countries should be: just.

Definitely California, because they like smashing freedom way to much over there.

Not from where I'm sitting.

You shouldn't worry about our economy though, pretty soon it will actually be Mexico's economy because of all the illegals.

Right, because illegal immigration is actually a plot by the Mexican government to take over California by out-breeding the native population and committing local genocide and kick out the white man.

Mmmmm, too bad that Guam is not a US State....It is a territory

Vic

Nah, really?

The UK

We ain't your 51st state you damn imperialists, We want our bicycles back!! Keep your cars.

Not from where I'm sitting.



Right, because illegal immigration is actually a plot by the Mexican government to take over California by out-breeding the native population and committing local genocide and kick out the white man.

You didn't know? They're taking over the state one farm and landscaping business at a time! It must be stopped, before they take all the jobs REAL AMERICANS (TM) are too lazy to do.

Has anybody considered Alaska? They are geographically apart from the rest of the US and it is probably very cold up there. Besides, they are far more Canadian in terms of their culture.

Texas. After all, their slogan to attract tourists a few years back was "Texas, it's like a whole other country."
They do have a little experience on their own.

Boot the whole South out. Please!

If you had to kick one state of the the USA, which one would it be and why?

For me, it'd be Utah, because they are just...wierd...there.

Or maybe maine, because nothing interesting goes on there. In fact, that should be Maine's state motto. "Nothing Interesting Happens Here. Ever."

California, so I can become dictator.

Edit: Timewarp!

Boot the whole South out. Please!

Does that include Georgia?

Does that include Georgia?
The only suitable answer is "Read my lips, boot the South out." Unless you're just inept, ignorant, or insane, you would know that the South has traditionally included the State of Georgia.

The only suitable answer is "Read my lips, boot the South out." Unless you're just inept, ignorant, or insane, you would know that the South has traditionally included the State of Georgia.

Nah, I just asked 'cos I noticed you're listed down the lefthand column as being from there. I personally don't give a fuck about American traditions, so just cool your jets, now.

The only suitable answer is "Read my lips, boot the South out." Unless you're just inept, ignorant, or insane, you would know that the South has traditionally included the State of Georgia.

The South has also traditionally included North Carolina. I live in North Carolina, and I'm not leaving the newly- REAL land of the free.

Just because NC is full of uber-Christian tree-huggers, doesn't mean I want it out of hte USA.

Michigan!

Why the Hell should Hell be in the US anyway?

Rhode Island: The Forgettable State.

New Jersey becasue they call themselves the garden state and I honetsly do not see gardening as being all that fantastic over there. Seriously, why is New jersey the garden state?

New Jersey becasue they call themselves the garden state and I honetsly do not see gardening as being all that fantastic over there. Seriously, why is New jersey the garden state?

Because it's too hard to fit "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on a licensce plate.

*sniff*

I thought everyone would notice my image!

*sniff*

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ON-TOPIC: Rhode Island should go. It's smaller than an atom, for Chrissakes!

Maine is my soul, hence I live there.

Anyone who opposes Maine shall DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*sniff*

I thought everyone would notice my image!

*sniff*
you do know that your image now falls in the catagory of Image spam... :(

you do know that your image now falls in the catagory of Image spam... :(

Hey, I know a guy who does the same thing!

AND HIS NAME IS CLUICHSTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(psst! there is WHITE TEXT in this post....see if you can find it!)

The really hot girls don't come from Washington state, they come from Brazil.One of my favorite professors said something like this too.

"You think we're so advanced in this country? Brazil, they know what's important. Third world, maybe, but who cares when the women there wear bathing suits that weigh 1.5 ounces.... wet?"

:D

Arizona-the "You Can't Make Me" state.

Daylight savings? pffft.
Motorcycle helmet laws? Ha.
MLK Day? Whatever.
:p