NationStates Jolt Archive

www.teenwire.com

I believe that's the link. If not go to plannedparenthood.org and look for the site for teens.

Anyway, read "Ask the Experts".

It's final proof that American sex ed sucks.

I hope this is a bad attempt at humor, and you're not serious.

www.teenwire.com

I believe that's the link. If not go to plannedparenthood.org and look for the site for teens.

Anyway, read "Ask the Experts".

It's final proof that American sex ed sucks.

The other night my best friend gave me oral sex but I am not gay. What should I do?

1. Say: Thank you.
2. Thrust deeper.
3. Postpixkthnx.

Why? Looks like the regular "ask Dr Sommer" stuff (yes, I've read the Bravo in my youth. And I know that all the Germans get nostalgic right now :p)
Teens were asking that sort of question in Germany when I was 10, and they were still asking the same questions when I picked up a copy of that magazine nearly a decade later. And I'm sure they're still asking the same stuff.

I hope this is a bad attempt at humor, and you're not serious.

No, no. The questions. Read the questions. Clearly the public school sex ed sucks. The ask the experts ANSWERS are quite good.

Why? Looks like the regular "ask Dr Sommer" stuff (yes, I've read the Bravo in my youth. And I know that all the Germans get nostalgic right now :p)
Teens were asking that sort of question in Germany when I was 10, and they were still asking the same questions when I picked up a copy of that magazine nearly a decade later. And I'm sure they're still asking the same stuff.

No, I meant read some of the questions. Some of them are rather indicative of a failure with sex ed.

Such as the ones asking if a "clear liquid coming out of their penis" is normal.

Shouldn't you have learned that in like 5th grade?

mm indeed

The other night my best friend gave me oral sex but I am not gay. What should I do?

1. Say: Thank you.
2. Thrust deeper.
3. Postpixkthnx.

Okay, that's pretty funny. :D

Yeah, sex ed at my school sucks/ed. I mean, c'mon, I've nailed 3 chicks in the last year and a half, and I haven't gotten hepatitis or HIV or even herpes yet...

The other night my best friend gave me oral sex but I am not gay. What should I do?

1. Say: Thank you.
2. Thrust deeper.
3. Postpixkthnx.

4. Give him a handjob, it won't kill you.

...Are you joking? I seriously cannot tell.
No, why? :D

EDIT: If it makes me seem more responsible, I was wearing a rubber 67% of the time.

4. Give him a handjob, it won't kill you.

5. His ass won't pound itself, you know. (Or "Don't just stare at it, eat it!")

Yeah, sex ed at my school sucks/ed. I mean, c'mon, I've nailed 3 chicks in the last year and a half, and I haven't gotten hepatitis or HIV or even herpes yet...

...Are you joking? I seriously cannot tell.

Okay, can we stop this conversation? Like, now?
6. Make sure to finish off by giving him a pearl necklace.

Laughing at sexually naive children, eh?

*leaves thread*

*leaves thread*

Now, if only we could make you do so for every other thread...

5. His ass won't pound itself, you know. (Or "Don't just stare at it, eat it!")

Okay, can we stop this conversation? Like, now?

6. Make sure to finish off by giving him a pearl necklace.

7. Everyone likes a nice cherry danish in the morning. Oblige them.

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2007/as-20070316p1462-crush.php

Hi, I'm completely socially inept and have no idea what to do. My friends could have told me better than that.

6. Make sure to finish off by giving him a pearl necklace.

7. Postmorpixnowplz

7. Postmorpixnowplz
I would, only with a chick except for the fact that that would be child pornography in this case and plus it's also against the rules of NSG. Well, Jolt.

No, no. The questions. Read the questions. Clearly the public school sex ed sucks. The ask the experts ANSWERS are quite good.

That makes more sense. It actually depends mostly on the state, though.

Laughing at sexually naive children, eh?

*leaves thread*

No, being appalled at the suckitude of american sex ed.

I went to Catholic HS we didn't even get sex ed.

All in favor of raiding TeenWire by sending in ridiculously-ignorant questions, say SPAM!

:D

Spam.

Actually, after reading farther down, I must say...

DAMN, NSG IS FAST.

No, being appalled at the suckitude of american sex ed.

you mean there's a site on the internet that millions of people have access to and a few dozen are incredibly stupid? what are the odds?

Lets poke fun at various questions the experts have been asked, shall we. Lets start with masturbation.

'Will masturbating make me worse at sports?'

'Is it normal to masturbate in front of a mirror?' (I have recently 'proved' this means your gay through big words and a confident tone to some of my friends. Some of them laughed nervously and walked away. I laughed harder.)

Are you gay if you have fantasies about people of the same sex?

And the best one overall:

I was masturbating and now I think I might be pregnant. Is that possible?

'Will masturbating make me worse at sports?'

More than likely. Even if you don't need both hands free in your chosen sport, pulling your pudd will trying to score a goal, shoot a free throw, tackle the quarterback, etc. will most likely distract you from the task at hand, and can lead to serious injury.

Though I must admit that I'd be amazed and amused to see someone luge with their peter in hand. :)

Lets poke fun at various questions the experts have been asked, shall we. Lets start with masturbation.

'Will masturbating make me worse at sports?'

'Is it normal to masturbate in front of a mirror?' (I have recently 'proved' this means your gay through big words and a confident tone to some of my friends. Some of them laughed nervously and walked away. I laughed harder.)

Are you gay if you have fantasies about people of the same sex?

And the best one overall:

I was masturbating and now I think I might be pregnant. Is that possible?
How about this one?

"I heard someplace that anal sex is for guys who like guys, if I want to have anal sex with a girl, does that mean I am gay?"

Pure comedy gold.

It really is. I'm going to have to note this place for the other forums that definitely don't condone raiding and don't have several a day.

I was masturbating and now I think I might be pregnant. Is that possible?

What if she had sex before and just realized that she might be pregnant whilst masturbating? Then again self-impregnation...hmm...

You know, she could be some sort of self pollinating tree, or a single celled organism. It was never stated specifically.

More than likely. Even if you don't need both hands free in your chosen sport, pulling your pudd will trying to score a goal, shoot a free throw, tackle the quarterback, etc. will most likely distract you from the task at hand, and can lead to serious injury.

Though I must admit that I'd be amazed and amused to see someone luge with their peter in hand. :)

Now that night make the winter Olympics worth watching.:D

Although I doubt anyone would need to use their entire hand.:p

Now that night make the winter Olympics worth watching.:D

Although I doubt anyone would need to use their entire hand.:p

:eek: Aah! Shrinkage! :eek:

:eek: Aah! Shrinkage! :eek:

I never thought of it as shrinkage, just my wiser parts calling "retreat!"

:D

Though I must admit that I'd be amazed and amused to see someone luge with their peter in hand. :)

Sigged, because that was incredible.

American sex ed sucks. Every day I'm thankful Dan Savage and Dr Drew are there for youth. Dan Savage especially helped me navigate my teenage and young adult years.
hmmm
I guess Americans do have sex ed, just not in school.

I also wantt to point out; more than likely none of you had to go thru Unitarian sex ed. Be grateful.
I still have nightmares,

I also want to point out; more than likely none of you had to go through Unitarian sex ed. Be grateful.
I still have nightmares,
Pics or it didn't happen.

I got way better sex ed in church of all places than at school. Of course, maybe that's not surprising, considering I'm a Unitarian Universalist.

I also wantt to point out; more than likely none of you had to go thru Unitarian sex ed. Be grateful.
I still have nightmares,

My Unitarian sex ed was great. Way better than at school. Maybe your teacher just sucked.

Hell, I didn't get sex ed until my freshman year of college, aside from the brief talk about the birds and bees with my mother. By that time it's too late for the 85% of the population that's had sex during highschool. Maybe if we actually had sex ed in middle school, then I wouldn't have had classes with 15 year old girls with babies.

Wow, (American) sex ed sucks even worse than I thought it did.

I thought it was ok. I didn't understand wtf they were talking about because I was 11 for god's sake. Pretty much all of the information went in one ear and out the other.

*Holds picture of woman's anatomy up*
"Is it a cow?"
*girls giggle*

Once puberty kicked in the class was somewhat useful.

Proof that American sex ed sucks:

Yeah, sex ed at my school sucks/ed. I mean, c'mon, I've nailed 3 chicks in the last year and a half, and I haven't gotten hepatitis or HIV or even herpes yet...

You wouldn't know if you got them, would you? They are slow evolwing illnesses, and especially HIV you wouldn't know before it turned into AIDS or you was diagnosted with it in a routine test. Still, you would be able to infect anyone you had intercourse with.
And that you used a "rubber" 67% (condom i hope) shows only that in 1/3 of cases you failed to be responsible towards your partner and insure that if you had anything contagious she at least wouldn't get it.
There is something called taking responsibility, and in this setting it means that YOU are responsible for that the girl don't suffer any negative consequenses for letting you have sex with her, both when it comes to prevention of unwanted pregnancy and protection against sexually transmitted diseases.

By the way, hepatitis can also contagiate with oral sex. Guess you didn't think about it.

What if she had sex before and just realized that she might be pregnant whilst masturbating? Then again self-impregnation...hmm...

Not if it was signed "Ted"

My Unitarian sex ed was great. Way better than at school. Maybe your teacher just sucked.

Maybee that was the problem

No, I meant read some of the questions. Some of them are rather indicative of a failure with sex ed.

Such as the ones asking if a "clear liquid coming out of their penis" is normal.

Shouldn't you have learned that in like 5th grade?

I was referring to the questions.
I'd say sex ed in Germany is pretty ok, there wasn't much that wasn't covered by what I learned in school. And yet there were those questions to that magazine when I was a teen, and there were the exact same questions when I was an adult. No matter how thourough you are in setting up a curriculum for sex ed, you'll never reach all of the kids. And kids do have a tendency to forget things they learned in school, fast.

I also wantt to point out; more than likely none of you had to go thru Unitarian sex ed. Be grateful.
I still have nightmares,

Don't unitarians have extremely...detailed sex ed? Like...WAY to detailed?

Maybee that was the problem

I always figured it would give you a better education if the teacher sucked.


Okay, someone had to say it.

No, I meant read some of the questions. Some of them are rather indicative of a failure with sex ed.

Such as the ones asking if a "clear liquid coming out of their penis" is normal.

Shouldn't you have learned that in like 5th grade?

The popular perception of semen is of it being white. It's not a particularly stupid question.

Wow. It's way less stupid than I thought. It's talking about pre-ejaculate. (http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2005/as-20051025p1142-pre-ejaculate.php)

The ask the experts ANSWERS are quite good.

Not this one. (http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2007/as-20070213p1441-erection.php) Didn't even answer the question.

No, I meant read some of the questions. Some of them are rather indicative of a failure with sex ed.

Such as the ones asking if a "clear liquid coming out of their penis" is normal.

Shouldn't you have learned that in like 5th grade?

I didn't know what sex was until I was 12.

I was referring to the questions.
I'd say sex ed in Germany is pretty ok, there wasn't much that wasn't covered by what I learned in school. And yet there were those questions to that magazine when I was a teen, and there were the exact same questions when I was an adult. No matter how thourough you are in setting up a curriculum for sex ed, you'll never reach all of the kids. And kids do have a tendency to forget things they learned in school, fast.

Good point. My memory is really, really, really, good (Not trying to brag. That's just the best way I can think of to describe it, since it's not photographic or anything.), and sometimes I forget other people's memory isn't as good as mine.

Yeah, I FORGET that other people don't have as GOOD A MEMORY as me. It sounds like something Dan Quayle would say, but it's true.

Now this one is stupid. (http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2004/as-20040323p758-pointy.php)

Proof that American sex ed sucks:



You wouldn't know if you got them, would you? They are slow evolwing illnesses, and especially HIV you wouldn't know before it turned into AIDS or you was diagnosted with it in a routine test. Still, you would be able to infect anyone you had intercourse with.
And that you used a "rubber" 67% (condom i hope) shows only that in 1/3 of cases you failed to be responsible towards your partner and insure that if you had anything contagious she at least wouldn't get it.
There is something called taking responsibility, and in this setting it means that YOU are responsible for that the girl don't suffer any negative consequenses for letting you have sex with her, both when it comes to prevention of unwanted pregnancy and protection against sexually transmitted diseases.

By the way, hepatitis can also contagiate with oral sex. Guess you didn't think about it.
What? I thought it was 1967!

Now this one is stupid. (http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2004/as-20040323p758-pointy.php)

What the hell does that first part of the answer have to do with anything?

What the hell does that first part of the answer have to do with anything?

They copy and paste the same answers often. This leads to irrelevant parts or answers at times.

I didn't know what sex was until I was 12.

I didn't know that it was physically possible for unmarried people to have sex until I was maybe 13, because the definition I was given in fifth grade by my parents (sex ed in elementary school only talks about periods) was that sex was when married people slept in the same bed naked. It didn't even occur to me until later than 13 that sex was some sort of action other than just a married couple sleeping in the same bed. In sixth grade they taught us about body parts (like private parts) but it still didn't occur to me that those body parts were somehow involved in sex.

I remember my first sex ed class was in 5th grade when I went to a private christian school. A couple came in the class and told us how they waited several years until after they were married to have sex because they wanted to be sure they'd be together. Some of my friends were uncomfortable about the whole subject but I just fell asleep because I thought the whole idea of waiting a few years until after marriage for sex was completely ridiculous.

No, no. The questions. Read the questions. Clearly the public school sex ed sucks. The ask the experts ANSWERS are quite good.

the questions have to be generic and basic. nothing specific. just like FAQ's.

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2006/as-20060906p1330-hymen.php

The other night my best friend gave me oral sex but I am not gay. What should I do?

1. Say: Thank you.
2. Thrust deeper.
3. Postpixkthnx.

It's amazing that number 1 is probably the first thing that was forgotten in this scenario.

My Unitarian sex ed was great. Way better than at school. Maybe your teacher just sucked.

Did you have AYS or AYL?

It wasn't the teachers. They were great. It was the slide show.

When you are 14 you really don't want to look at slides of a guy with a 70's fro jerking off then tasting his jizz.

UU made national news about the whole affair so they changed AYS to AYL and now just use drawings.

I didn't know that it was physically possible for unmarried people to have sex until I was maybe 13, because the definition I was given in fifth grade by my parents (sex ed in elementary school only talks about periods) was that sex was when married people slept in the same bed naked. It didn't even occur to me until later than 13 that sex was some sort of action other than just a married couple sleeping in the same bed. In sixth grade they taught us about body parts (like private parts) but it still didn't occur to me that those body parts were somehow involved in sex.

Wow. I knew sex had to do with private parts, but not nudity or marriage.

Pics or it didn't happen.

The pics were the problem.

Don't unitarians have extremely...detailed sex ed? Like...WAY to detailed?

Yes. Yes they do. Detailed with 70's fro goodness.

All the more traumatic when you've had a catholic up bringing.

Now this one is stupid. (http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2004/as-20040323p758-pointy.php)

when I was in the 8th grade they had a box in the health class where you could put "embarrassing questions" so that the teacher could answer them for the class, we used to put crap like that in there to see if we could make the teacher faint.....she was like 90 LOL , the whole thing got a lot more fun when I checked out a book from the library on sexual fetish.....the questions got more detailed and the teacher got more and more......apprehensive.

Dear Experts,

my girlfriend says she feels tired after masturbating. is it true?

kyq_17, 11.28.05


How would they know?

Oh. My. God
Dear Experts,

Can you go blind from masturbating too much?

cautious15, 12.01.03

Wow. I knew sex had to do with private parts, but not nudity or marriage.

I think you need this site.

I think you need this site.

I think we all need this site, if only to lol at.

I think we all need this site, if only to lol at.

Some questions on there are actually hilarious.

Some questions on there are actually hilarious.

It seems a lot of kids equate an intact hymen with virginity. Strange that.

It seems a lot of kids equate an intact hymen with virginity. Strange that.

Seems a lot of kids know nothing of sex. At all.

Seems a lot of kids know nothing of sex. At all.

Oooh, here's a good one:
How do girls have orgasms if they don't ejaculate like guys do?

I don't know how people even thought of some of these.

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2005/as-20050603p1042-tampon.php
http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2005/as-20050218p969-pregnant.php

Oooh, here's a good one:
How do girls have orgasms if they don't ejaculate like guys do?

Some girls do! I've seen it. :)

Smartest person on this site:
When a woman gives a man a handjob or oral sex, what does she get out of it?

Some girls do! I've seen it. :)

Has your porn thread been locked yet?
And yes, we know.

Smartest person on this site:
When a woman gives a man a handjob or oral sex, what does she get out of it?

semen?

Smartest person on this site:
When a woman gives a man a handjob or oral sex, what does she get out of it?

The same the man gets out of giving a woman a Valentines Day present.

Smartest person on this site:
When a woman gives a man a handjob or oral sex, what does she get out of it?

A baby-flavored smoothie.

EDIT: Damn, MrWho beat me to it.

The same the man gets out of giving a woman a Valentines Day present.

The aforementioned handjob?

The aforementioned handjob?

No. Absolutely fuck all.

No. Absolutely fuck all.

I see.
Moar lols:
is ejaculation harmful for boys?

Has your porn thread been locked yet?
And yes, we know.

Not yet, treacle! They have their own site ususlly about 'squirters'.

I see.
Moar lols:
is ejaculation harmful for boys?


Only of it's Michael Jackson's ejaculation.

Not yet, treacle! They have their own site ususlly about 'squirters'.

Yes, yes, we're all hormonal here. We all know what goes on.

I see.
Moar lols:
is ejaculation harmful for boys?
BAHAHAHA.

"Can the hymen grow back?"

Oh. My. God

Heh. Technically, that's based on science. You need...I think it's zinc to keep your eyes working. There is a small amount of zinc in ejaculatory fluid. So, theoretically, if you never ran out you could go blind. But you'd have to masturbate like a hundred times a day. So Ruffy might want to cut back.

Smartest person on this site:
When a woman gives a man a handjob or oral sex, what does she get out of it?

Yeah. I thought the answer to it was probably pretty accurate. They either enjoy seeing their partner happy or expect reciprocation. Probably both, actually.

Interesting fact: As I was typing this, I was listening to "Sweet Miracle" by Rush.

Heh. Technically, that's based on science. You need...I think it's zinc to keep your eyes working. There is a small amount of zinc in ejaculatory fluid. So, theoretically, if you never ran out you could go blind. But you'd have to masturbate like a hundred times a day. So Ruffy might want to cut back.

You think Ruffy needs to cut back? Pah.

I heard there's a surgery that can make you a virgin again. Is this true?


Time Travel surgery :eek:

I heard there's a surgery that can make you a virgin again. Is this true?


Time Travel surgery :eek:

Performed by Doctor Who. *nod*

EDIT: I'm scared to lose my virginity. Should I do it next time I'm drunk so I'm not so nervous?

BAHAHAHA.

"Can the hymen grow back?"

Actually that's a fairly reasonable question. Since it's just skin, you would kind of expect it to grow back after a while.


Hey, do you suppose Darknovae checked out this site? She's always saying (Probably accurately) that sex ed in NC sucks. I think she mentioned going to the planned parenthood site...

This guy's surprisingly open:

Dear Experts,

when i try to have sex with girls that i just meet at partys my penis will be hard but its like when as soon as i put the condom on i have like a loss of erection

Can't fault him for honesty.

EDIT: I'm scared to lose my virginity. Should I do it next time I'm drunk so I'm not so nervous?

Yeah, I read that. I think some people need to be smacked upside the head with a GOOD sex ed textbook.

Actually that's a fairly reasonable question. Since it's just skin, you would kind of expect it to grow back after a while.


Hey, do you suppose Darknovae checked out this site? She's always saying (Probably accurately) that sex ed in NC sucks. I think she mentioned going to the planned parenthood site...

Meh, it's not all that reasonable. Sex would be pointless for girls otherwise, they'd bleed every single time. Pornstars would die at the age of 28.

And I'm not sure....I seem to remember her mentioning something like this.

This guy's surprisingly open:


Can't fault him for honesty.

Plenty of things you can fault him for,though.

"Help! I have a lot of pubic hair and I don't know how he will react. What should I do?"

Shave?

How do you get a girl to want to have sex with you?
If only we knew......

If only we knew......

We'd all have a lot less posts. ;)

Meh, it's not all that reasonable. Sex would be pointless for girls otherwise, they'd bleed every single time.

Well, technically the question is "will it grow back if you don't have sex for a while."

Pornstars would die at the age of 28.


They seem to have a tendency to do that anyway.

They seem to have a tendency to do that anyway.

*Is awaiting Paris Hilton's 28th birthday*

*Is awaiting Paris Hilton's 28th birthday*

Aren't we all.

I keep hearing the word "horny." Does it mean you're mad or something?
What does being "felt up" mean?
Lawl

I keep hearing the word "horny." Does it mean you're mad or something?
What does being "felt up" mean?
Lawl

These kids need to get laid.

These kids need to get laid.

I'm sure they agree with you.

:p

Dear Experts,

what do girls pee out of?

llballer32, 04.29.05

*snorts*:D

The whole terms section is made of lols
What is an orgasm?
What's a dildo?
Where is the G-spot and what does it do?
How do you dry hump?
I'm not sure what sexuality is. Is it being gay?
What do people mean by going to first base, second base, third base, and hitting a homerun?
What's cyber sex and how do you do it?
What does the word "aphrodisiac" mean?
What's a handjob?
What's a blowjob?
What's a boner?
What exactly is an orgasm?

One of the best so far:
Can you tell how many sexual partners a man has had by looking at his testicles?

This thread title has the words, "sex" and "sucks" in it.

*turns the lights down low and puts smooth jazz in the cd player*

This thread title has the words, "sex" and "sucks" in it.

*turns the lights down low and puts smooth jazz in the cd player*

I am so doing that in real life.

This thread title has the words, "sex" and "sucks" in it.

*turns the lights down low and puts smooth jazz in the cd player*

Yeah. It's almost as good as "Muslim body seeks (Author's) head."

Yeah. It's almost as good as "Muslim body seeks (Author's) head."

But is the body a non-smoker and routinely enjoy walks on the beach?

But is the body a non-smoker and routinely enjoy walks on the beach?

Let's ask Soviestan.

Let's ask Soviestan.

Ooo, swoosh.

I heard if you have an orgasm during sex, it kills sperm. Is that true?
Wow. Just....wow.

Wow. Just....wow.

Lolamanjaro.

Wow. Just....wow.

It's true. It's disgusting and genocidal. It makes you no better than Hitler. And if your girlfriend swallows, she isn't a vegetarian.


Zarakon: Misinforming you since 85 BC. See? I never stop misinforming you!

It's true. It's disgusting and genocidal. It makes you no better than Hitler. And if your girlfriend swallows, she isn't a vegetarian.


Zarakon: Misinforming you since 85 BC. See? I never stop misinforming you!

Or do you?

Also
If someone wears jelly bracelets, does that mean they are having sex?

Or do you?

No. He once told me Rupert Murdoch was a supermodel.

Seems a lot of kids know nothing of sex. At all.

I don't really know much about it and that's a good thing. I don't need to know about it.

I have been wondering what it feels like to be sexually attracted to someone, though, but that's probably something I'll never be able to understand.

No. He once told me Rupert Murdoch was a supermodel.

You mean he's not?:confused:

you ever been nervous, got that tingly I think I'm gonna puke feeling? it's sorta like that....

Though if you actually get sick it might be a bad sign.

I don't really know much about it and that's a good thing. I don't need to know about it.

I have been wondering what it feels like to be sexually attracted to someone, though, but that's probably something I'll never be able to understand.

Yes, but from what I remember, you are asexual, are you not? These kids WANT to have sex, yet they know absolutely nothing.

You mean he's not?:confused:

He's certainly got the body for it. ;)

If someone wears jelly bracelets, does that mean they are having sex?

No, actually jelly bracelets indicate what kind of weaponry the person is carrying. Black is knives, daggers and switchblades, light red is sawed-off shotgun, dark blue is grenades and grenade launchers, dark green is heavy pistols and revolvers, light green is smaller pistols and derringers, sky blue is machine guns, navy blue is all kinds of saws, pink is bladed weapons with longer blades then daggers, such as swords and katanas. Purple is hatchets and handaxes, Violet is battleaxes and greataxes, white indicates they have at least 4 ranks in a martial art (Belts, or whatever.), Grey is futuristic weapons such as lasers, yellow is tasers and stun guns, dark yellow is molotov cocktails, dark red indicates the wearer could call upon an airstrike, and blood red is cybernetic implants.

Yes, you should feel stupid if you didn't know this.

I don't really know much about it and that's a good thing. I don't need to know about it.

I have been wondering what it feels like to be sexually attracted to someone, though, but that's probably something I'll never be able to understand.

you ever been nervous, got that tingly I think I'm gonna puke feeling? it's sorta like that....

you ever been nervous, got that tingly I think I'm gonna puke feeling? it's sorta like that....

So it's kind of like being sick or having a horrible day-mare?:confused:

Yes, but from what I remember, you are asexual, are you not? These kids WANT to have sex, yet they know absolutely nothing.


Yes, I am. That is pretty sad. Does the site say how old the people asking the questions are supposed to be or anything like that?

No, actually jelly bracelets indicate what kind of weaponry the person is carrying. Black is knives, daggers and switchblades, light red is sawed-off shotgun, dark blue is grenades and grenade launchers, dark green is heavy pistols and revolvers, light green is smaller pistols and derringers, sky blue is machine guns, navy blue is all kinds of saws, pink is bladed weapons with longer blades then daggers, such as swords and katanas. Purple is hatchets and handaxes, Violet is battleaxes and greataxes, white indicates they have at least 4 ranks in a martial art (Belts, or whatever.), Grey is futuristic weapons such as lasers, yellow is tasers and stun guns, dark yellow is molotov cocktails, dark red indicates the wearer could call upon an airstrike, and blood red is cybernetic implants.

Yes, you should feel stupid if you didn't know this.

:( *feels stupid*

I think you need this site.

Cheh! That was when I was 10.

you ever been nervous, got that tingly I think I'm gonna puke feeling? it's sorta like that....

Do you mean sexual attraction, or love? Because when I see someone I want, I feel something, but it isn't sickness. :p

Do you mean sexual attraction, or love? Because when I see someone I want, I feel something, but it isn't sickness. :p

sexual attraction, but remember, I am a chick....so I only know half of it.

the love thing? I am still not sure about that one.

Yes, I am. That is pretty sad. Does the site say how old the people asking the questions are supposed to be or anything like that?

It doesn't say how old they are, but from the speeling, and the types of playground questions they ask, you can guess they're about 13-14.

Found some more doosies
I heard that if you have sex in a pool or hot tub, that it could damage a girl or even kill her. Is this true?
Is too much sex bad for you?
Does swallowing sperm make you fat?
Do you have to shave your pubic hair before you have sex?

sexual attraction, but remember, I am a chick....so I only know half of it.

Odd little gal. *nods*
the love thing? I am still not sure about that one.

Perhaps this, and the sexual attraction issue would make an interesting discussion with hubby?

*wants his opinion*

Actually that's a fairly reasonable question. Since it's just skin, you would kind of expect it to grow back after a while.


Hey, do you suppose Darknovae checked out this site? She's always saying (Probably accurately) that sex ed in NC sucks. I think she mentioned going to the planned parenthood site...

Yeah, I checked it out. Some of those questions surpass stupidity. I wonder if some people just started giggling and sent the questions as jokes, or if they're 9 year olds or something. Some of those questions, in my opinion, are too stupid to be asked by your average 14 or 15 year old.

Then again, it is the US, so it's possible they're all true. :eek:

I should show the school board the questions. This is too freaking retarded.

EDIT: I'm scared to lose my virginity. Should I do it next time I'm drunk so I'm not so nervous?
Eh, one or two drinks might actually be reasonable - alcohol is a muscle relaxant, which is supposed to be useful if you're trying to stick large objects in small, muscle-bound spaces (although I've heard this more in regards to anal than to vaginal sex). More than that is a bad idea in so many ways.

Do you mean sexual attraction, or love? Because when I see someone I want, I feel something, but it isn't sickness. :p

What is it?:confused:

:( *feels stupid*

*Slaps Ifreann's hand away*

Stop feeling me! :mad:

I think it's safe to say this thread is turning into an orgy.

Hell, I ain't complaining.

What is it?:confused:

"I must fuck."

Do all gay people have AIDS?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I must fuck."

Hmm. Well, I don't really understand that.

sexual attraction, but remember, I am a chick....so I only know half of it.

the love thing? I am still not sure about that one.

I would say that that those feelings (nervousness)are more akin to love (or crush).

You get the "tingly" feeling in your nether regions with sexual attraction.

"I must fuck."

Um... I'd say that was a given, Ruffy.

EDIT: I'd say it feels like... Um...
You ever had to pee REALLY REALLY bad? And then you got to a bathroom?
It's like the feeling between when you saw the toilet and when you let it out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jebus bless stereotyping.

So you've never wnated to tear someone's clothes off and just.. ahem..?

No. Do such thoughts happen often?

Um... I'd say that was a given, Ruffy.

EDIT: I'd say it feels like... Um...
You ever had to pee REALLY REALLY bad? And then you got to a bathroom?
It's like the feeling between when you saw the toilet and when you let it out.

Wait, I'm a bit confused. It's like peeing, or like relief, or what?:confused:

Hmm. Well, I don't really understand that.

So you've never wnated to tear someone's clothes off and just.. ahem..?

Wait, I'm a bit confused. It's like peeing, or like relief, or what?:confused:

I think he meant the relief. Though I'm not exactly the person to ask.

You get the "tingly" feeling in your nether regions with sexual attraction.

oh, that warmness? yeah, I get that.

No. Do such thoughts happen often?

Yes.

They actually happen a lot in museums. I don't know why, but there's always a ton of hot people in museums. And malls.. and.. well..


Let's just say I get a lot of weird looks when I go out.

That's...interesting. Must be distracting.

So any ideas on how I can make sure that no one will ever be sexually attracted to me? It seems like my current strategy of trying to be ugly has been fairly successful so far, but I don't know.

Just don't put yourself forward, don't flirt. Personally, I think it's fun, but that's just me.

That's...interesting. Must be distracting.

So any ideas on how I can make sure that no one will ever be sexually attracted to me? It seems like my current strategy of trying to be ugly has been fairly successful so far, but I don't know.

Act like Ann Coulter. Nobody is sexually attracted to the Coultergeist. :p

Just don't put yourself forward, don't flirt. Personally, I think it's fun, but that's just me.

Flirting is my life, second behind NS. :p

Yes.

They actually happen a lot in museums. I don't know why, but there's always a ton of hot people in museums. And malls.. and.. well..


Let's just say I get a lot of weird looks when I go out.

That's...interesting. Must be distracting.

So any ideas on how I can make sure that no one will ever be sexually attracted to me? It seems like my current strategy of trying to be ugly has been fairly successful so far, but I don't know.

Flirting is my life, second behind NS. :p
which you all so do here

which you all so do here

:p :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:.

There are two things I do both on NSG and in RL:
Flirt, and write.

That's...interesting. Must be distracting.

So any ideas on how I can make sure that no one will ever be sexually attracted to me? It seems like my current strategy of trying to be ugly has been fairly successful so far, but I don't know.

There will always be people out there that are attracted to you.

Flirting is my life, second behind NS. :p

:eek: What about fluffle spam?!?!
Or is that you flirting? :p

:p :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:.

There are two things I do both on NSG and in RL:
Flirt, and write.
yes you do :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
There will always be people out there that are attracted to you.

yup it's the way of life

:eek: What about fluffle spam?!?!
Or is that you flirting? :p

That goes under "NS". I can't fluffle spam in RL.

There will always be people out there that are attracted to you.

That's what I'm afraid of.:(

Just don't put yourself forward, don't flirt. Personally, I think it's fun, but that's just me.

I already don't put myself forward and flirt, but I'm still afraid that someone somewehere will be attracted to me someday.

That makes more sense. It actually depends mostly on the state, though.

I agree. In New Jersey (or Monmouth COunty @ least) we didn't get sex ed, the schools were all afraid of getting sued by the wealthy, conservative, Catholic Italian demographic that dominated the populous.

Flirting is my life, second behind NS. :p

Flirting should be fifth, NSG should be the first 4.

Oh...my...god.


what is homophobia and what are the symptoms?

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You couldn't make some of this stuff up.

You couldn't make some of this stuff up.

Truely, you could not.

www.teenwire.com

I believe that's the link. If not go to plannedparenthood.org and look for the site for teens.

Anyway, read "Ask the Experts".

It's final proof that American sex ed sucks.
It might be right in the context of American culture. They don't think like we civilised people do. You can't really judge the sire based on your own standards.

It might be right in the context of American culture. They don't think like we civilised people do. You can't really judge the sire based on your own standards.

Your strings are showing.

yup it's the way of life

That makes me sad.:(

Your strings are showing.
Other than the "civilised people" part (I have no superiority complex) my post was pretty much serious. Western cultures are not a homogenous whole.

That makes me sad.:(

no need to be sad there are thing's in life you can change,but all so there thing's in life you can't change

no need to be sad there are thing's in life you can change,but all so there thing's in life you can't change

That's true, but it's hard to accept that I can't prevent people from being attracted to me.:(

That's true, but it's hard to accept that I can't prevent people from being attracted to me.:(

Why wouldn't you want people to be attracted to you?

No, I meant read some of the questions. Some of them are rather indicative of a failure with sex ed.

Such as the ones asking if a "clear liquid coming out of their penis" is normal.

Shouldn't you have learned that in like 5th grade?

The problem with American Sex Ed is the Christian right and their attempt to "defend American children from the evils of sex." They want abstinence only education which for them is not talking about sex and "just say no." Guess what? It didn't work with drugs and it sure as hell won't work with sex. American children need a clear dose of reality and to understand their bodies as well as what they are capable of. Once they know these things as well as the consequences, then they might make more informed decisions about sex. To much information seems to be the disease if you ask the Robertson ilk and that's just God damned wrong. Give the people the information, the power, and then let them make their decisions from there. Stop trying to control people's sexual urges by saying "naughty naughty." Jesus save me from your followers.

Don't unitarians have extremely...detailed sex ed? Like...WAY to detailed?

Only for the overly prudish/squeemish. And if you fall into that category... why the fuck would you be at a Unitarian Universalist church anyway?

It is detailed, but with good teachers (ones that have a sense of humor), it's great. Of course, I had a really awesome youth group, too, so that helped.

That's true, but it's hard to accept that I can't prevent people from being attracted to me.:(

you will one day thats all i can say

Did you have AYS or AYL?

It wasn't the teachers. They were great. It was the slide show.

When you are 14 you really don't want to look at slides of a guy with a 70's fro jerking off then tasting his jizz.

UU made national news about the whole affair so they changed AYS to AYL and now just use drawings.

Neither AYS or AYL. We had OWL. No ridiculous slide shows were involved. Even in middle school there was some discussion, in high school OWL (started because of the popularity of it) it was mostly discussion.

Why wouldn't you want people to be attracted to you?

I made a new thread about it.

That's what I'm afraid of.:(



I already don't put myself forward and flirt, but I'm still afraid that someone somewehere will be attracted to me someday.

Thing is, someone probably already has. Face it, it's life. There's nothing you can do about it really. You're not actively hurting anyone, so just ignore it. Stop getting so worried about it.

BAHAHAHA.

"Can the hymen grow back?"


Well actually it can't grow back on its own but you can have a surgery now to replace it. lol This is what you learn at three am on the discovery channel.

Other than the "civilised people" part (I have no superiority complex) my post was pretty much serious. Western cultures are not a homogenous whole.

Just as advice, especially when you have a low post count and therefore your views haven't been established, is that you should try to avoid mixing insults/sarcasm/irony in with seriousness.

I had an illuminating experience my first year of teaching in Queensland. Some students in a class I was supervising laid a condom out on my chair while I was getting the VCR. When I got back, and saw it, I decided to handlethe situation by opening the floor to them, "because evidently they obviously had some unanswered questions about sexand the role of prophylactics." Below are some choice questions from a class of 13-14 year olds at a rough school, most of whom were sexually active at this point:

"What should I do if the condom gets stuck inside her?"

"Can you rinse a condom out and reuse it? What about turning it inside out?"

"Who invented anal sex? Can it get you pregnant?"

And here is one of my favourite examples of naivete ever. This is from a 14 year old boy:

"So you're never supposed to have sex without a condom right? What do you do when you want to get pregnant? Do you just go at it til you come, then like, take the condom off and then tip it into her?"

It's not just American kids...

EDIT: I'd say it feels like... Um...
You ever had to pee REALLY REALLY bad? And then you got to a bathroom?
It's like the feeling between when you saw the toilet and when you let it out.

LMAO! I'm sorry I just couldn't help but have a chuckle at this! I love that description! :p

Neither AYS or AYL. We had OWL. No ridiculous slide shows were involved. Even in middle school there was some discussion, in high school OWL (started because of the popularity of it) it was mostly discussion.

Ah. That would describe the non- scarrification. AYS was great and informative, except the slide show at the end.

Ah. That would describe the non- scarrification. AYS was great and informative, except the slide show at the end.

No, I went through jr. and senior high OWL, and we had two or three slideshows (featuring the 70s fro drawings) in jr. high OWL and also some pictures and such in senior high.

I think that the slideshows and stuff are optional; they have a curriculum with and one without.

You...guys...had...SLIDESHOWS? Over in America the teacher would probably be charged with supplying harmful material to a minor or something.

You...guys...had...SLIDESHOWS? Over in America the teacher would probably be charged with supplying harmful material to a minor or something.

It caused quite the stir in American media when someone finally complained. UU was portrayed as this wierd religion that made it's children watch porn.

No, I went through jr. and senior high OWL, and we had two or three slideshows (featuring the 70s fro drawings) in jr. high OWL and also some pictures and such in senior high.

I think that the slideshows and stuff are optional; they have a curriculum with and one without.

I've heard the one slide that's horrifying in the new cirriculum is the old people slide.

Forever the photo of the guy tasting his spunk will be burned into my brain. It was so horrifying at 14 because he was an adult. Most 14 y/o's don't want to picture adults having sex...

...Or jerking off and tasting their semen.

No, I went through jr. and senior high OWL, and we had two or three slideshows (featuring the 70s fro drawings) in jr. high OWL and also some pictures and such in senior high.

I think that the slideshows and stuff are optional; they have a curriculum with and one without.

Hmm, ours had no slide shows, fro or otherwise. I guess there's a lot that's up to individual churches as far as what's included. Thus, my experience was entirely positive. No traumatic 70's fro porn to permanently warp my fragile little mind, lol.

I had an illuminating experience my first year of teaching in Queensland. Some students in a class I was supervising laid a condom out on my chair while I was getting the VCR. When I got back, and saw it, I decided to handlethe situation by opening the floor to them, "because evidently they obviously had some unanswered questions about sexand the role of prophylactics." Below are some choice questions from a class of 13-14 year olds at a rough school, most of whom were sexually active at this point:

"What should I do if the condom gets stuck inside her?"

"Can you rinse a condom out and reuse it? What about turning it inside out?"

"Who invented anal sex? Can it get you pregnant?"

And here is one of my favourite examples of naivete ever. This is from a 14 year old boy:

"So you're never supposed to have sex without a condom right? What do you do when you want to get pregnant? Do you just go at it til you come, then like, take the condom off and then tip it into her?"

It's not just American kids...

Why would turning a condom inside out PREVENT pregnancy? That's flat-out RETARDED!

Why would turning a condom inside out PREVENT pregnancy? That's flat-out RETARDED!

well, they can't really help it. I think their braincells have been affected by a combination of salt water and bong fumes wafting up from Byron Bay.

well, they can't really help it. I think their braincells have been affected by a combination of salt water and bong fumes wafting up from Byron Bay.

But.. but... after the first time, there's sperm inside the condom, then it's turned inside out to go gain and *prevent* pregnancy... WTF?!?!

Why would turning a condom inside out PREVENT pregnancy? That's flat-out RETARDED!

I think the question was more "Are they reusable?" than anything.

I think the question was more "Are they reusable?" than anything.

But...but... that's all they needed to say! "Can I turn a condom inside out?" NO! God! That is so freaking retarded!

But...but... that's all they needed to say! "Can I turn a condom inside out?" NO! God! That is so freaking retarded!

simple... cuz them little bastards have a longer way to swim, without the benefit of muscles propelling them forward. they think them little buggers would be too tired to fertilize an egg.

:p

simple... cuz them little bastards have a longer way to swim, without the benefit of muscles propelling them forward. they think them little buggers would be too tired to fertilize an egg.

:p

Actually... they don't....

But...but... that's all they needed to say! "Can I turn a condom inside out?" NO! God! That is so freaking retarded!

Well, what's one way to use a napkin? Turn it inside out. What does a napkin do, in a watered down sense? It captures and holds germs.

So if a condom captures and holds sperm, in a watered down sense, then turning it inside out "should" work.

Well, what's one way to use a napkin? Turn it inside out. What does a napkin do, in a watered down sense? It captures and holds germs.

So if a condom captures and holds sperm, in a watered down sense, then turning it inside out "should" work.

But then the sperm is on the outside of the condom. And if there is sperm freely swimming about inside a woman's body....

Well, what's one way to use a napkin? Turn it inside out. What does a napkin do, in a watered down sense? It captures and holds germs.

So if a condom captures and holds sperm, in a watered down sense, then turning it inside out "should" work.

thats what some where thinking when they got some girl knock up

But then the sperm is on the outside of the condom. And if there is sperm freely swimming about inside a woman's body....

Yes, but think about it from the perspective of someone who hasn't had as informative a sex education as you might have had. When you try to apply "logic" to a situation, the results can be...dire.

Yes, but think about it from the perspective of someone who hasn't had as informative a sex education as you might have had. When you try to apply "logic" to a situation, the results can be...dire.

The stupidity is making my brain hurt.

The stupidity is making my brain hurt.

I know how you feel, but I've learned how to think like many of the "stupid" people when it comes to rationalization. Anything can be twisted into something plausible with the right kind of "logic."

I know how you feel, but I've learned how to think like many of the "stupid" people when it comes to rationalization. Anything can be twisted into something plausible with the right kind of "logic."

I got smart at 13. I haven't used stupid since I was 12, and hat was three years ago. I've spent 3 years getting smart, and the last year was spent on NS. It's quite safe to say I've forgotten how to be properly stupid.

I got smart at 13. I haven't used stupid since I was 12, and hat was three years ago. I've spent 3 years getting smart, and the last year was spent on NS. It's quite safe to say I've forgotten how to be properly stupid.

You'll find that's not quite accurate, especially if you end up dorming in college. I discovered a whole new genre of stupidity there, and some of it was committed by me.

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

You'll find that's not quite accurate, especially if you end up dorming in college. I discovered a whole new genre of stupidity there, and some of it was committed by me.

Okay, fine. I still have a little stupid left in me. But not the level of stupid so finely demonstrated in the anti-sex ed classes.

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

Oy, if that has anything to do with the Christian Right I'm going to ... yes, yes it does. God damn you. I'm going to go take a shower now.

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

rock music?! WTF?!

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

Oh.... my... God.

Thank god I'm an atheist. If I were still Christian I would still have to try to explain that. :headbang:

Oh.... my... God.

Thank god I'm an atheist. If I were still Christian I would still have to try to explain that. :headbang:

I love little ironies :D

Forever the photo of the guy tasting his spunk will be burned into my brain. It was so horrifying at 14 because he was an adult. Most 14 y/o's don't want to picture adults having sex...

...Or jerking off and tasting their semen.

But then the internet started, and...

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

Porn is a drug it seems. Well as long as the war on drugs people don't read this site we should be fine.

Oh.... my... God.

Thank god I'm an atheist. If I were still Christian I would still have to try to explain that. :headbang:

you want me to explain it?! no way. *turns up her rock music*

I love little ironies :D

:p I did that on purpose.

But seriously, New Testament or not, there's no reason for that level of stupidity.

you want me to explain it?! no way. *turns up her rock music*

*turns down Smunkee's rock music*
I meant trying to explain that idiots.... err... never mind... *turns Smunkee's music back up but to a point where it doesn't hurt my ears*

North Carolinians have sensitive ears, see.

*turns up her rock music*

Do you suppose parents in the Renissance bitched about that? "He's always going to those awful Bach concerts. Doesn't even sound like music, if you ask me"

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

Lol. On their comic against rock music they changed part of the lyrics of the Eurythmics "Sweet Dreams" from:

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?

To:
Sick dreams are made of pleas
Moldy breath and schoolyard cheese

Do you suppose parents in the Renissance bitched about that? "He's always going to those awful Bach concerts. Doesn't even sound like music, if you ask me"

I am gonna guess yes. My grandparents didn't like my mom listening to The Beach Boys, and my mom didn't like me listening to The Misfits, and I certainly don't like most of the music that's come out post 1992.....

it's a "being old" thing I think.

:p I did that on purpose.

But seriously, New Testament or not, there's no reason for that level of stupidity.
Alas, stupidity doesn't need a reason.

Also, Pancakes should be on MSN.
you want me to explain it?! no way. *turns up her rock music*

*headbangs*

I am gonna guess yes. My grandparents didn't like my mom listening to The Beach Boys, and my mom didn't like me listening to The Misfits, and I certainly don't like most of the music that's come out post 1992.....

it's a "being old" thing I think.
I think it's a law of parenthood that your children's music will never be as good as yours.

you know.. it's still waaays better than THIS:

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm
Hm... some truth... I'm pretty sure that while the US has a problem with it's school system, it's not "number one in illiteracy".

Hm... some truth... I'm pretty sure that while the US has a problem with it's school system, it's not "number one in illiteracy".

Actually, that's about right. That, and shitty teachers.

I am gonna guess yes. My grandparents didn't like my mom listening to The Beach Boys, and my mom didn't like me listening to The Misfits, and I certainly don't like most of the music that's come out post 1992.....

it's a "being old" thing I think.

Good god, I hope that doesn't happen to me. I'm constantly immersing myself in the newest subgenre/offshoot/etc. of a lot of music genres.

Including, strangely enough, Christian Rock. I had a devout non-denominational as a room mate Freshman year. I haven't been the same since.

Edit: stupid me, devout non-denominational Protestant.

Good god, I hope that doesn't happen to me. I'm constantly immersing myself in the newest subgenre/offshoot/etc. of a lot of music genres.

Including, strangely enough, Christian Rock. I had a devout non-denominational as a room mate Freshman year. I haven't been the same since.

Edit: stupid me, devout non-denominational Protestant.

I've heard a little christian rock. It doesn't suck.

I've heard a little christian rock. It doesn't suck.

Depends on what you listen to. The two bands that I currently listen to are Starfield and Thousand Foot Crutch.

Then I balance it out with some NiN.

Depends on what you listen to. The two bands that I currently listen to are Starfield and Thousand Foot Crutch.

Then I balance it out with some NiN.

Heh. Make a mix CD with both NiN and Christian rock on it and see if the CD just dissapates out of existence.

Heh. Make a mix CD with both NiN and Christian rock on it and see if the CD just dissapates out of existence.

I've got both on my iPod. Still in one pieces, surprisingly.

I've got both on my iPod. Still in one pieces, surprisingly.

Yeah, but I bet the earpieces fight each other while you sleep.

Yeah, but I bet the earpieces fight each other while you sleep.

It's a distinct possibility. They never are where I leave them...hmm...

Good god, I hope that doesn't happen to me. I'm constantly immersing myself in the newest subgenre/offshoot/etc. of a lot of music genres.

Including, strangely enough, Christian Rock. I had a devout non-denominational as a room mate Freshman year. I haven't been the same since.

Edit: stupid me, devout non-denominational Protestant.

oh, I listen to new indie stuff, what I meant was I can listen to pop from the 50's through the mid 80's fine, but when you get to late 80's pop to today it sucks, I can't stand it. The trend is going away from what I would consider well made music. Independent stuff doesn't go with trends for the most part, so it's been good and hopefully will continue to be. There are about 40 local bands that are so freaking good I could listen to any one of them exclusively, but I haven't heard a good song come out mainstream in a good 8-10 years. (I am sure someone will mention one I forgot....)

I also listen to some Christian rock, I play some too, not all of it sucks....Christian pop on the other hand, almost always does.

oh, I listen to new indie stuff, what I meant was I can listen to pop from the 50's through the mid 80's fine, but when you get to late 80's pop to today it sucks, I can't stand it. The trend is going away from what I would consider well made music. Independent stuff doesn't go with trends for the most part, so it's been good and hopefully will continue to be. There are about 40 local bands that are so freaking good I could listen to any one of them exclusively, but I haven't heard a good song come out mainstream in a good 8-10 years. (I am sure someone will mention one I forgot....)

I also listen to some Christian rock, I play some too, not all of it sucks....Christian pop on the other hand, almost always does.

Aye, it can be pretty good. The first few weeks we roomed together everytime I heard one of the Christian Rock songs he had (we used to have the music on from one of us all the time while we were in the room so I heard it quite often) I mistook them for love songs. Largely because most of them lacked overt references to Christianity.

Aye, it can be pretty good. The first few weeks we roomed together everytime I heard one of the Christian Rock songs he had (we used to have the music on from one of us all the time while we were in the room so I heard it quite often) I mistook them for love songs. Largely because most of them lacked overt references to Christianity.

I really like BarlowGirl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N2Oorhq0ek), I sing a few of their songs, I am not entirely sure what type of music you like, but they are good (of course I am a girl and hubby says it's "chick music") listen to the whole song......it gets better after the first chorus.

Why would turning a condom inside out PREVENT pregnancy? That's flat-out RETARDED!

I think you need to re-read the question. He's not asking if turning the condom inside out will prevent pregnancy, he's asking if that's the method people use to get a woman pregnant.

Still stupid as fuck though...

I think you need to re-read the question. He's not asking if turning the condom inside out will prevent pregnancy, he's asking if that's the method people use to get a woman pregnant.

Still stupid as fuck though...

But if you're TRYING to the the woman pregnant, why use a condom at all? :mad:

But if you're TRYING to the the woman pregnant, why use a condom at all? :mad:
Stupidity.

But if you're TRYING to the the woman pregnant, why use a condom at all? :mad:

Same reason you would ask a question that god damn stupid. (Not yours, his)

But if you're TRYING to the the woman pregnant, why use a condom at all? :mad:

Because someone had told him to never have sex without a condom.

Because someone had told him to never have sex without a condom.

Exactly, but no one probably explained to him that this was to prevent pregnancy and that if you were trying to have a baby that the condom rule is non-existant. :rolleyes:

... at least until you find out if they have some sort of STI/STD. But lets hope that if you're trying to impregnate someone you already know this. :p

I don't get this, 'should have learned in grade #?" such and such.... I never learned a darn thing in school, about sex anyway, and now... I've had no kids and no diseases, and jolly good sex with more than one person... why the hell does this stuff need to be taught in school? Nobody taught me, formally, and I'm fine. What is wrong with... everyone? Stop being so goddamn stupid! Problem solved. I suppose it must be for the same sort of reason that people drink and drive, try crystal meth, vote right-wing, or play Russian roulette, eh?

I don't get this, 'should have learned in grade #?" such and such.... I never learned a darn thing in school, about sex anyway, and now... I've had no kids and no diseases, and jolly good sex with more than one person... why the hell does this stuff need to be taught in school? Nobody taught me, formally, and I'm fine. What is wrong with... everyone? Stop being so goddamn stupid! Problem solved. I suppose it must be for the same sort of reason that people drink and drive, try crystal meth, vote right-wing, or play Russian roulette, eh?

Well you're one of the lucky ones. Most kids in places like North Carolina, are, to put it frankly, "Pretty much fucked".

Pun sort of intended.

I don't get this, 'should have learned in grade #?" such and such.... I never learned a darn thing in school, about sex anyway, and now... I've had no kids and no diseases, and jolly good sex with more than one person... why the hell does this stuff need to be taught in school? Nobody taught me, formally, and I'm fine. What is wrong with... everyone? Stop being so goddamn stupid! Problem solved. I suppose it must be for the same sort of reason that people drink and drive, try crystal meth, vote right-wing, or play Russian roulette, eh?

Yeah but you were probably taught by your parents as well. There are a lot of parents who don't do that with their kids. I was fortunate enough to have a mother who started teaching me in grade three. lol

Not this one. (http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2007/as-20070213p1441-erection.php) Didn't even answer the question.

Other answers seem a bit uninformed:


You're right. Menstrual fluid is no more likely to infect a woman's partner than sweat, saliva, or vaginal secretions caused by sexual arousal.
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We also know that there is nothing dirty or unclean about menstruation
what has the issue about 'uncleanness' to do with infections? Women aren't dirty creatures from hell, therefore their blood is no more dangerous than sweat?

I'd rather trust sources that don't put touching (sweat) or kissing (exchange of saliva) and exchange of blood (...well, I assume we talk about eating here) on the same level. After all, that would make condoms rather useless unless you insisted on neither kissing nor touching her...

I'll rather go with people that like to differentiate:


Am I at risk [of getting HIV] when giving a woman oral sex?
You run a certain risk if your partner is menstruating. Infection through menstrual blood in your mouth is possible. Vaginal secretions however have not proved to be a risk during oral sex.