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Mrs. Celtlund went to the grocery store the other day and came home with some Brown Rice Snaps, vegetable flavor. They are like crackers and she bought them because she is alergic to barley and highly alergic to rye.

To make a long story short they are absolutely delicous, especially with cheese. They are made with organic brown rice and other organic stuff and contain absolutely no glutens. Today she went back and bought some more vegetable flavored ones and some onion. The onion are also good but not as good as the vegetable. They also make other flavors.

She bought them at Reasors grocery store here in Tulsa and they are $ 3.12 a package. A little pricy but not bad.

If you can't find them locally, here is their web site http://www.edwardandsons.com/rice_snaps.html

Here is a list of their gluten free products http://www.edwardandsons.com/Zero_Gluten_Products.html

Enjoy. :)

This is quite literally spam. How much did they pay you to hawk their goods through this transparent attempt at viral marketing?

This is quite literally spam. How much did they pay you to hawk their goods through this transparent attempt at viral marketing?

There are two types of assholes in the world. There are those who are perfect, and then there are the ones like me that have hemorrhoids. I doubt you have hemorrhoids.

All I’m trying to do here is help out someone who has severe allergies find a few other things they may be able to eat. I thought you wanted to be a doctor and help people yourself, but I guess I was wrong.

There are two types of assholes in the world. There are those who are perfect, and then there are the ones like me that have hemorrhoids. I doubt you have hemorrhoids.

Hahahahaha :D

There are two types of assholes in the world. There are those who are perfect, and then there are the ones like me that have hemorrhoids. I doubt you have hemorrhoids.

TMI, and euuw. That makes you a bloody asshole?

All I’m trying to do here is help out someone who has severe allergies find a few other things they may be able to eat.

You can't do that through a telegram or without hawking one ware by posting its price and how and where to buy it?

I thought you wanted to be a doctor and help people yourself, but I guess I was wrong.

Shilling for a company != helping people.

I was going to mention United Natural Foods which has all kinds of food for special diets. They have buying clubs is quite a few areas.

Don't own any stock in it, just buy from them. Didn't know if it was legal to mention businesses.

The vast majority of the organic food movement is based on anti-intellectualist anti-science and glorifies wasteful agriculture while there are people who are starving. Convincing people that all chemicals will give you cancer/autism/AIDS/*insert boogieman* and that the only way you can stay healthy is to eat food at double the price is a malicious scam, pure and simple.

Nothing's more fun than watching Fass duke it out with a random Generalite. Especially when it's people like Celtlund.

Anyway, this doesn't seem like advertising to me, but what do I know, eh?

The vast majority of the organic food movement is based on anti-intellectualist anti-science and glorifies wasteful agriculture while there are people who are starving. Convincing people that all chemicals will give you cancer/autism/AIDS/*insert boogieman* and that the only way you can stay healthy is to eat food at double the price is a malicious scam, pure and simple.
It makes you wonder if they're actually playing right into the hands of the companies they so despise.

That said, there are definitely many people who are allergic to certain types of foods. This food is meant for those allergic to glutens, and has nothing to do with the organic craze. Quit overreacting.

you know you could have just sent me a TG.... however, I already eat them and they are very yummy.

has your wife tried the Enjoy Life cereal? it looks/tastes just like Cheerios but has no wheat, rye, or barley, it's awesome stuff![/annoys Fass]

you know you could have just sent me a TG.... however, I already eat them and they are very yummy.

has your wife tried the Enjoy Life cereal? it looks/tastes just like Cheerios but has no wheat, rye, or barley, it's awesome stuff![/annoys Fass]
Cheerios are gross. Do they offer a Doh'nuts knock off?

you know you could have just sent me a TG.... however, I already eat them and they are very yummy.

has your wife tried the Enjoy Life cereal? it looks/tastes just like Cheerios but has no wheat, rye, or barley, it's awesome stuff![/annoys Fass]

No she hasn't. Annoy Fass some more and tell me where she can get it. ;)

Cheerios are gross. Do they offer a Doh'nuts knock off?

do you mean donuts?:confused:

if so, there are Kinnikinnick donuts (http://www.kinnikinnick.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/GetInfo.Welcome/c_TypeID/99/ContentID/62013300217.html) that are awesome!

No she hasn't. Annoy Fass some more and tell me where she can get it. ;)

do you have an Akins there? they have them here, oh, and wheat, rye, and barley free animal crackers, and WRB free Oreo type cookies, and oh, cinnamon rolls!

do you mean donuts?:confused:

if so, there are Kinnikinnick donuts (http://www.kinnikinnick.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/GetInfo.Welcome/c_TypeID/99/ContentID/62013300217.html) that are awesome!
A cereal that looks like little mini dounuts, with a picture of Homer on the box.

Cheerios are gross.

You lose at cereals. Cheerios are nummy.

A cereal that looks like little mini dounuts, with a picture of Homer on the box.

uh.....no. we don't really have a lot of cereal choice, there are the ones that look like cheerios, the ones that look like Kix (but taste like cardboard) and the ones that look like rice crispies (but taste like cardboard).

A cereal that looks like little mini dounuts, with a picture of Homer on the box.

That sounds disgusting.

Nothing's more fun than watching Fass duke it out with a random Generalite. Especially when it's people like Celtlund.

Anyway, this doesn't seem like advertising to me, but what do I know, eh?I haven't quite yet figured out if Fass' vitriolic attacks are down to some verbal version of primary school-esque displays of affection, or an expression of internal insecurities, or both.

I have never seen this..

Perhaps they confused it with this;
http://www.popcultmag.com/materialwhirl/foodtechnology/cereals/bart.jpg

A cereal that looks like little mini dounuts, with a picture of Homer on the box.

I have never seen this..

You lose at cereals. Cheerios are nummy.

Better if it is the kind with the strawberries. :)

A cereal that looks like little mini dounuts, with a picture of Homer on the box.

http://www.geocities.com/natesimpsons/cereal1.jpg

uh.....no. we don't really have a lot of cereal choice, there are the ones that look like cheerios, the ones that look like Kix (but taste like cardboard) and the ones that look like rice crispies (but taste like cardboard).

That's why God invented chickens, pigs, and cows. Steak, sausage, ham, and eggs for breakfast. :fluffle:

I haven't quite yet figured out if Fass' vitriolic attacks are down to some verbal version of primary school-esque displays of affection, or an expression of internal insecurities, or both.

I think it is Fass' way of showing affection. What else would it be?

Utracia: Eh, I like the original. I prefer to eat strawberries separate.

I think it is Fass' way of showing affection. What else would it be?

You mean FASS really loves me? :eek:

Utracia: Eh, I like the original. I prefer to eat strawberries separate.

Understandable but the berries adds to it and adding them fresh would be more expensive. :)

You mean FASS really loves me? :eek:

Of course he does. Fass loves everyone.

Utracia: What other kind of strawberries would one eat other than fresh?

...don't tell me you like those...those...those imitation FLAKES?!

Utracia: What other kind of strawberries would one eat other than fresh?

...don't tell me you like those...those...those imitation FLAKES?!

No, but when they are with the cereal they are dried or something to preserve them. Not quite the same thing as getting them fresh.

I'd never get those things, flakes. Disgusting, like calling Fruit Loops to be actual fruit.

No, but when they are with the cereal they are dried or something to preserve them. Not quite the same thing as getting them fresh.

I'd never get those things, flakes. Disgusting, like calling Fruit Loops to be actual fruit.

Oh, the dried kind. I really am not fond of those either. Tastes like cardboard but just enough like strawberries to fool you into thinking you're actually eating strawberries, but I know better.

No, but when they are with the cereal they are dried or something to preserve them. Not quite the same thing as getting them fresh.

I'd never get those things, flakes. Disgusting, like calling Fruit Loops to be actual fruit.

Frozen. You can always get frozen strawberries and add them to the cereal.

Oh, the dried kind. I really am not fond of those either. Tastes like cardboard but just enough like strawberries to fool you into thinking you're actually eating strawberries, but I know better.

Close enough. :)

you know you could have just sent me a TG.... however, I already eat them and they are very yummy.

has your wife tried the Enjoy Life cereal? it looks/tastes just like Cheerios but has no wheat, rye, or barley, it's awesome stuff![/annoys Fass]

Wait wait wait... stop the thread...


What are you talking about? How does eating Life cereal seem like cheerios? I don't get it? From what I recall LIFE looks and tastes like it should be one of the Chex brand cereals, like rice or corn chex... but I don't see how it's anything like Cheerios.

Cheerios Ingredients:
WHOLE GRAIN OATS, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, CORN STARCH, SUGAR, SALT, CALCIUM CAROBONATE, OAT FIBER, TRIPOSTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, WHEAT STARCH, VITAMIN E (MIXED TOCOPHEROLS) ADDED TO PRESERVE FRESHNESS.

Life Ingredients:
WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR, SUGAR, CORN FLOUR, WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, RICE FLOUR, SALT, CALCIUM CARBONATE, DISODIUM PHOSPHATE, REDUCED IRON, NIACINAMIDE*, ZINC OXIDE, BHT (A PRESERVATIVE), YELLOW 5, YELLOW 6, THIAMIN MONONITRATE*, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE*, RIBOFLAVIN*, FOLIC ACID*.
*ONE OF THE B VITAMINS.

Shouldn't you be allergic to Life cereal?

Is there a different type of life cereal and I have them mixed up?

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/PootWaddle/Cereal.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/PootWaddle/Cereal.jpg

Ooooh...if only I had an MP3 of the "Price is Right" failure horn ready to use...

Wait wait wait... stop the thread...

What are you talking about? How does eating Life cereal seem like cheerios? [/IMG]

Reading 101. She did not say "Life cereal." She said "Enjoy Life cereal." Not the same thing. :eek:

Reading 101. She did not say "Life cereal." She said "Enjoy Life cereal." Not the same thing. :eek:

That's what I was looking for, it didn't make any sense to me... thank you, sorry for the interruption, please continue. ;)


*if someone's got a link to the Enjoy Life cereal that is like cheerios, please link it, I'd like to look it up. :)

http://www.geocities.com/natesimpsons/cereal1.jpg
I thought they were called doh'nuts. But those is them.

A cereal that looks like little mini dounuts, with a picture of Homer on the box.

A picture of Homer on the box? Are these the same doughnuts that slew great Hector?

This is quite literally spam. How much did they pay you to hawk their goods through this transparent attempt at viral marketing?

I think I would faint if you ever even made an effort to be pleasant, but you could try. A lot of us, even those who aren't allergic, appreciate this information.

I think I would faint if you ever even made an effort to be pleasant, but you could try. A lot of us, even those who aren't allergic, appreciate this information.

Especially since we can see that he himself has posted a 'spam' thread which currently hawks the goods of the the Church of Sweden...IF his definition of the action is to be used.

Especially since we can see that he himself has posted a 'spam' thread which currently hawks the goods of the the Church of Sweden...IF his definition of the action is to be used.

What?! How dare you besmirch the name of the holy Fass?! How dare you accuse him of hypocrisy?!

That's what I was looking for, it didn't make any sense to me... thank you, sorry for the interruption, please continue. ;)


*if someone's got a link to the Enjoy Life cereal that is like cheerios, please link it, I'd like to look it up. :)

sorry, it's branded different but from the same company

http://www.perkysnaturalfoods.com/perkyocereal.asp

I know that because it's all on the gluten free list from Enjoy Life and they sent me coupons/samples of them when I called.

You mean FASS really loves me? :eek:

And Celt's world crumbles to ashes. :p

Frozen. You can always get frozen strawberries and add them to the cereal.

Iuse frozen for a lot of things as here in the far north Fresh is very exspensive in the off seasons. And I make some great smoothies replacing ice with frozen strawberries.

There are some things that Americans are infinitely better at than us. And one of those things is making cereals.

sorry, it's branded different but from the same company

http://www.perkysnaturalfoods.com/perkyocereal.asp

I know that because it's all on the gluten free list from Enjoy Life and they sent me coupons/samples of them when I called.

Thank you.

This is quite literally spam. How much did they pay you to hawk their goods through this transparent attempt at viral marketing?

I realize you're having a bad day. Your toilet backfired and the shit went into your mouth. I can tell because it's dripping out right now. So, go call the guys who built your toilet and insult them.

I realize you're having a bad day. Your toilet backfired and the shit went into your mouth. I can tell because it's dripping out right now. So, go call the guys who built your toilet and insult them.

Or he could just, you know, not.