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Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.

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I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.

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I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

They've been emerging recently. But I'll bet he's bummed that Prince got the same power.

I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

Save us from the gaydiation, Jeebus!

Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.

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I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

Quoted for lolz.

Archdeacon fears flamboyant singer’s lifestyle will rub off on his people.

Rub off, lol... I've been up for a long time.

Save us from the gaydiation, Jeebus!

*dons gaydiation suit made from red meat and playboys*

If gay people had special powers to turn others gay, don't you think the entire male population would be gay by this point?

They tried and failed with Queer Eye, this is just Plan B.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZ_dWoix68

They could just have a band so manly it turns people straight. Then, one of three things would happen.
1. The two combined effects nullify each other. Alternativly, it causes everyone to become asexual at the concert, do to the nullification.
2. The two effects together turn everyone bisexual.
3. An effect not unlike dividing by zero occurs. OH SHI

If gay people had special powers to turn others gay, don't you think the entire male population would be gay by this point?

They tried and failed with Queer Eye, this is just Plan B.

How fun would that be to have that super-power. I'd turn Toby Keith gay first, then Dick Cheney. I'd do it during a public event just to watch the confusion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZ_dWoix68
Taste like crab, talk like people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZ_dWoix68

Exactly. Except replace Crab People with Gay People and replace the Queer Eye guys for...the Queer Eye guys.

Too late. Everyone knows that the Republic of Trinidad & Tobago is the same-sex marriage of the Lesser Antilles.

I knew Elton John was talented

He is?

.....


someone had to say it

As long as there are nice girls with boobies, that's not going to happen to me. ;)

He is?

.....


someone had to say it

Oooo...buuuurrrrnnn.

As long as there are nice girls with boobies, that's not going to happen to me. ;)

Mmmmm boobies...

If gay people had special powers to turn others gay, don't you think the entire male population would be gay by this point?

Has it ever crossed you mind that some of you ain't sexy enough to be wanted?

Elton John is going to spread gay cooties or something?

Has it ever crossed you mind that some of you ain't sexy enough to be wanted?

Never underestimate the ironic vanity of straight men. They seriously seem to think they'd be desirable.

Truth be told, EJ our Rainbow E as we like to call him is a super-god who has been around for eons spreading the gay seed since the biblical days of Sodom.

Now the secret is out.

Has it ever crossed you mind that some of you ain't sexy enough to be wanted?

I guess we will have to lean on our winning personalities then...


Now I just need to get myself such a personality...


Than I can be reasonably uncomfortable that I will somehow turn gay by osmosis, yes?

I guess we will have to lean on our winning personalities then...

Fass doesn't have either of those. But he lives in Sweden, so he doesn't need them.

As long as there are nice girls with boobies, that's not going to happen to me. ;)

http://www.erichorvathnaturetours.com/photos/DSCN8889.jpg

:D

http://ct.pbase.com/u15/akeakamae/small/4786444.73BlueFootedBoobiesNorthSeymour.jpg

:D

403 Forbidden. :(

403 Forbidden. :(

I found an alternate. ;)

If listening to Elton John is gay, I don't want to be straight.

what exactly is up with the birds? :p

They're big boobies. Blue footed boobies to be exact.

SHe is a girl with big boobies. :)

I found an alternate. ;)

what exactly is up with the birds? :p

Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.Personally I'd be more worried the repulsive old hack (or is it hag?) would turn people lesbian.

I dunno.. If Dear Leader finds Elton John attractive, I think being phobic of his own sexuality is the least of his mental problems.

Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.

Article (http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/9256.html)

I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

It's a bird....it's a plane... no...it's Supergayman. Faster than a speeding rumor, more powerful than an well-constructed lie, able to leap massive improbabilities in a single bound, disguised as flamboyant, incredibly talented, fashion-challenged singer Elton John.

Jeez. Can't we enjoy people's gifts without making a big thing out of their private lives?

Well, if he could turn a man's man like Tony Danza gay, he could do it to anybody.

*sings*

Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway

/bad joke that isn't even mine

*sends Elton John albums to Fred Phelps and Pope Benedict.*

:)

Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.

Article (http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/9256.html)

I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.That's not talent. That's a wig.

they forgot put that they would turn into watford supporters too

If gay people had special powers to turn others gay, don't you think the entire male population would be gay by this point?

I can think of plenty of males we wouldn't *want* on our team: Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Karl Rove, Scooter Libby, Donald Rumsfeld, Pat Robertson, Condi Rice... Y'all can keep em, and the rest of their ilk.

I'm not sureNewt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Karl Rove, Scooter Libby, Donald Rumsfeld, Pat Robertson qualify as male. Though I suppose Condi Ricemight.

Elton John might be banned from visiting Tobago because he might turn people gay.

Article (http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/9256.html)

I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/youregay.jpg

*LMAO*

I was straight until I saw Elton on tv, I'm forever touched by his gayness.

Yes, idiots exist even in tropical paradise!

y'all are too young to know this but before elton john, THERE WERE NO GAY PEOPLE!

the song "rocket man" was singularly responsible for the gayification of san francisco in the early '70s.

while there is nothing wrong with that in the aggregate, it could devastate the population of of a small state like tobago if its men stopped chasing women and started wearing shiney spandex and huge sunglasses.

won't someone think of the (never to be made) children!?

Never underestimate the ironic vanity of straight men. They seriously seem to think they'd be desirable.

Ever notice it's never the hot ones who think that?

Ever notice it's never the hot ones who think that?

Yeah.

Also I've noticed that, in America at least, not to be sexist, but girls tend to take lesbians thinking they're hot as a compliment, as opposed to guys, who seem to be unable to take a compliment.

If gay people had special powers to turn others gay, don't you think the entire male population would be gay by this point?

Didn't you know that the Dawn of the Dead remake is really an allegory on homosexuality to the God-Fearing Straight Population™? :D

David F: I forbid you to turn Pope Benedict, Dick Cheney or Fred Phelps gay, Elton.

Elton: But honey, why not?

David F: Because they already are.

Elton: Really?

David F: Yes, really honey. They are just demented old, self-denying queens who are deluded. You giving them the excuse to "come out" would set back gay rights for centuries.

Turn people gay? Turn people's stomachs, more like.

Well, if he could turn a man's man like Tony Danza gay, he could do it to anybody.

*sings*

Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway

/bad joke that isn't even mine

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/villagestreetwear_1942_169226712

They're big boobies. Blue footed boobies to be exact.

SHe is a girl with big boobies. :)

Alright, it brings a new perspective to the picture. :)

Alright, it brings a new perspective to the picture. :)

What can I say? I know my boobies. :D

I knew Elton John was talented, I never realised he had super- powers.

These were granted by the Queen (of course!) when he was knighted.

We should have a worldwide referendum on 'gay marriage'. And whatever the result, all would have to accept it.

I'm not sure qualify as male. Though I suppose [Condi Rice] might.

Hillary Clinton certainly does.

What can I say? I know my boobies. :D

*tear comes to eye*

We should have a worldwide referendum on 'gay marriage'. And whatever the result, all would have to accept it.

Why?

Don't you have to be attractive to turn other men gay?

Only Prince could pull that off...not that I'm...I looked into his eyes :(