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This is great-A senior discount in a whore-house!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/03/14/germany.brothels.reut/index.html


Prove you're over 66 yrs old and between noon and 5pm- 50% OFF!!!

Makes you wonder exactly whats offered before 5pm? Who is available? Retired airline stewardesses need work too,you know!

They have to get them out before 5pm,otherwise they'll be sleeping in the lobby.

Do they get a complimentary viagra martini?

Damn lucky old people, first viagra, now cheap hookers. Why do old people get all the sex :(

So these old guys get to bone a younger woman for 25 euro's? Did I see that right? That's a heck of a deal. Bet there is a lineup a mile long for that. Do they provide this for the senior women too? I mean fair is fair isn't it?

Do they get a complimentary viagra martini?

yep-no ice, tax and tip included. they dont even need a little tip calculator.

Germany; lightyears ahead.

They have to get them out before 5pm,otherwise they'll be sleeping in the lobby.

Would be funny to see one of those small buses from the senior center parked out front of a whorehouse.

So these old guys get to bone a younger woman for 25 euro's? Did I see that right? That's a heck of a deal. Bet there is a lineup a mile long for that. Do they provide this for the senior women too? I mean fair is fair isn't it?

NO!!! There is no where in the short article that says the age or quality of the girl.

Would be funny to see one of those small buses from the senior center parked out front of a whorehouse.

Thats great!! I went to get cold-cuts at the supermarket once and learned if that bus is outside, come back later!

shouldnt old guys have to pay double because they take up twice as much of the provider's time?

Damn lucky old people, first viagra, now cheap hookers. Why do old people get all the sex :(

Almost makes you want to age 40 years doesn't it? :p

Thats great!! I went to get cold-cuts at the supermarket once and learned if that bus is outside, come back later!

Lol, you have come to the same conclusion alot of young people have.

NO!!! There is no where in the short article that says the age or quality of the girl.

I get chills thinking of that one. I mean could you imagine..... never mind.

I get chills thinking of that one. I mean could you imagine..... never mind.

Yeah-the old guys swagger in with fists full of euros and find out the awful truth-their wives really arent out playing bridge for the afternoon.

Ehhhh!

Yeah-the old guys swagger in with fists full of euros and find out the awful truth-their wives really arent out playing bridge for the afternoon.

Ehhhh!
MUAHAHAHAH!

Best scenario ever!

I get chills thinking of that one. I mean could you imagine..... never mind.

on the other hand, they are 66, probably partly blind and i think one lowers his standards once you get that old.

on the other hand, they are 66, probably partly blind and i think one lowers his standards once you get that old.

maybe it isnt so bad if you're wearing those Terminator sun glasses...and the white shoes

MUAHAHAHAH!

Best scenario ever!

sometimes,I have a moment of clarity

on the other hand, they are 66, probably partly blind and i think one lowers his standards once you get that old.I love how everybody is concerned about the clients having to OMG maybe put up with a person over 25. :rolleyes:

Yeah-the old guys swagger in with fists full of euros and find out the awful truth-their wives really arent out playing bridge for the afternoon.

Ehhhh!

Hehe, I guess the better install defibrillators now. I also wonder if there business insurance covers deaths? I mean in business if a death occurs as a result of conducting business they would be shut down. I wonder how long before someone sues.

I love how everybody is concerned about the clients having to OMG maybe put up with a person over 25. :rolleyes:

Well don't you know? Despite evidence to the contrary, women get 'loose' and progressively looser with age...and not even an incontinent, impotent, ugly old bastard should have to be with a 'loose' woman instead of a tight youg thing.:rolleyes:

I love how everybody is concerned about the clients having to OMG maybe put up with a person over 25. :rolleyes:

yeah, that must suck for those girls, on the other hand, i think it just plain sucks to be a prostitute, no mather how old your client is.

Yeah-the old guys swagger in with fists full of euros and find out the awful truth-their wives really arent out playing bridge for the afternoon.

Ehhhh!

Who gets to be upset in that scenario? I mean, really, neither of them should be, but you know that's not going to be the case.

At least the chick is bringin' in cash instead of spending it, I guess...

yeah, that must suck for those girls, on the other hand, i think it just plain sucks to be a prostitute, no mather how old your client is.

If you are a prostitute then that means you probably really don't care about the aspect of having sex with a variety of men. I just don't think they have the same views on things as the average person.

If you are a prostitute then that means you probably really don't care about the aspect of having sex with a variety of men. I just don't think they have the same views on things as the average person.

i guess they get used to it after a while. it must be quite weird though.

This is great-A senior discount in a whore-house!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/03/14/germany.brothels.reut/index.html


Prove you're over 66 yrs old and between noon and 5pm- 50% OFF!!!

Makes you wonder exactly whats offered before 5pm? Who is available? Retired airline stewardesses need work too,you know!

Quoted for lolz.

Well don't you know? Despite evidence to the contrary, women get 'loose' and progressively looser with age...and not even an incontinent, impotent, ugly old bastard should have to be with a 'loose' woman instead of a tight youg thing.:rolleyes:

So true. :D

So true. :D

Careful....

Can't sign into MSN for some reason

I love how everybody is concerned about the clients having to OMG maybe put up with a person over 25. :rolleyes:

Last time I checked it is the clients who are the customers who are paying for a service.

:rolleyes:

If they don't want to have sex with dirty old men, maybe the prostitutes should pick another line of work.

Last time I checked it is the clients who are the customers who are paying for a service.

:rolleyes:

If they don't want to have sex with dirty old men, maybe the prostitutes should pick another line of work.I understood her post to mean that she was amazed that people were going 'ewww, old guys might have to sleep with old girls'. As though somehow, everyone has an intrinsic right to fuck prostitutes that are under 25.

But hey, don't let a need for clarification get in way of your rolling-eye smiley.:rolleyes:

Careful....

Can't sign into MSN for some reason


Or I'll break my hip?
Same problem here. I thought it was me and my PC.
:(

I understood her post to mean that she was amazed that people were going 'ewww, old guys might have to sleep with old girls'. As though somehow, everyone has an intrinsic right to fuck prostitutes that are under 25.

But hey, don't let a need for clarification get in way of your rolling-eye smiley.:rolleyes:

But everyone does have a right to fuck under-25 prostitutes.

Are you proposing that people should be dragooned, perhaps by the police, into paying and screwing over-25-y/o hookers?

At any rate, there are a lot of beautiful women over 25. I would pay vast sums for a roll in the hay with Shakira, for example.

Last time I checked it is the clients who are the customers who are paying for a service.

:rolleyes:

If they don't want to have sex with dirty old men, maybe the prostitutes should pick another line of work.

Apparently we should allow prostitutes to have standards. If the guy is TOO old or TOO ugly and fat than the whore should be able to pass on the client. I guess.

But than I believe you mistook the post you are quoting so... meh.

Apparently we should allow prostitutes to have standards. If the guy is TOO old or TOO ugly and fat than the whore should be able to pass on the client. I guess.

Absolutely prostitutes should have the final choice. I'm amazed anyone would even question that, and then back it up with, 'well if they want to be prostitutes, they have to fuck anyone'.

Shouldnt prostitutes be able to refuse service to anyone they don't wish to fuck?

Like black people and indians?

Maybe we should let resturants do the same thing, we can call it Jim Crow laws.

Apparently we should allow prostitutes to have standards. If the guy is TOO old or TOO ugly and fat than the whore should be able to pass on the client. I guess.

But than I believe you mistook the post you are quoting so... meh.

Shouldnt prostitutes be able to refuse service to anyone they don't wish to fuck?

Being picky doesn't sound like a good way to make any money. Besides, given their profession, I don't think the "we have the right to refuse service" line really works.

Why exactly? Because once you sell your body, you lack the right to do so choosily?

Apparently we should allow prostitutes to have standards. If the guy is TOO old or TOO ugly and fat than the whore should be able to pass on the client. I guess.

But than I believe you mistook the post you are quoting so... meh.

That's just silly, prostitutes should be forced to bang anyone with the money.



:rolleyes:

Shouldnt prostitutes be able to refuse service to anyone they don't wish to fuck?

Being picky doesn't sound like a good way to make any money. Besides, given their profession, I don't think the "we have the right to refuse service" line really works.

Like black people and indians?

Maybe we should let resturants do the same thing, we can call it Jim Crow laws.

My body, my choice who I fuck. That right pretty much trumps the 'right of the client not to be discriminated against'. Even if I fucked for money.

True, but surely they should be allowed to refuse service though right?

Depends on their employer, I imagine.

If they are self-employed prostitutes, nothing's stopping them.

If they want to work for a brothel, perhaps they need to take one for the team now and again or else find another line of work.

Being picky doesn't sound like a good way to make any money.

True, but surely they should be allowed to refuse service though right?

Besides, given their profession, I don't think the "we have the right to refuse service" line really works.


Anyone in any line of business loses money when they refuse service, don't they? Why shouldn't it work for prostitures as well?

I understood her post to mean that she was amazed that people were going 'ewww, old guys might have to sleep with old girls'. As though somehow, everyone has an intrinsic right to fuck prostitutes that are under 25.

But hey, don't let a need for clarification get in way of your rolling-eye smiley.:rolleyes:
That, and I do indeed think that prostitutes, just like pretty much everybody else, would ideally prefer their customers to be physically attractive which, if we're talking those apparently so coveted young girls, would likely not normally include a 70 year old. So while the women working in the brothel mentioned here are obviously okay with sleeping with older men (and why shouldn't they be, it's not like older people are somehow disgusting and unsexy) I still hated that everybody was going on about how they were hoping that the women these men were going to would not be *gasp* old. Because apparently that would be really disgusting and unsexy, no matter if the clients themselves are older still. :rolleyes:

Apparently we should allow prostitutes to have standards. If the guy is TOO old or TOO ugly and fat than the whore should be able to pass on the client. I guess.I would very much hope that a prostiute should be able to pass on a client. If some guy is drunk and hasn't bathed in a week but waves a 100$ bill in front of her face, then what, she has to suck him off? Sure.

Depends on their employer, I imagine.

If they are self-employed prostitutes, nothing's stopping them.

If they want to work for a brothel, perhaps they need to take one for the team now and again or else find another line of work.
Basically true, however the better/more responsible brothels will definitely have rules on what the women have to do and what they can refuse.

Like black people and indians?

Maybe we should let resturants do the same thing, we can call it Jim Crow laws.

In the US I believe businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone regardless of their reasons. Although I think they'd be dicks for not serving someone because of their skin color or ethnicity, I still think they shoudl ahve the right.

Depends on their employer, I imagine.

If they are self-employed prostitutes, nothing's stopping them.

If they want to work for a brothel, perhaps they need to take one for the team now and again or else find another line of work.

Agreed, if you don't follow the rules of the place you work you should probably not be working there.

*throws up hand in desperate defense*


On the defensive is just where I want you. I am content.

*throws up hand in desperate defense*

Hey, the kind of guys who pick up a prostitute are often going to be those who you wouldn't want to bring home to meet the parents. Sure, they can pick and choose but they are going to be poor and I don't see them doing that kind of work and only making meager amounts of money. Sure if we are talking about a drunken asshole than they can turn him away but for any other reason? They are offering a service, I don't support any business saying no to people for no good reason. If they don't like it then the prostitute should consider another profession.

New rape defense:"I thought she was a prostitute, I even left money"

Why exactly? Because once you sell your body, you lack the right to do so choosily?

That's just silly, prostitutes should be forced to bang anyone with the money.



:rolleyes:

True, but surely they should be allowed to refuse service though right?

Anyone in any line of business loses money when they refuse service, don't they? Why shouldn't it work for prostitures as well?

*throws up hand in desperate defense*

Hey, the kind of guys who pick up a prostitute are often going to be those who you wouldn't want to bring home to meet the parents. Sure, they can pick and choose but they are going to be poor and I don't see them doing that kind of work and only making meager amounts of money. Sure if we are talking about a drunken asshole than they can turn him away but for any other reason? They are offering a service, I don't support any business saying no to people for no good reason. If they don't like it then the prostitute should consider another profession.

This is quite simply, a brilliant move by this particular brothel. The baby boomer generation is rapidly aging, and thus all the marketing geared towards seniors, will soon be geared towards boomers. Lots and lots of cash. This brothel has just realized what cemetaries, hospitals and old age homes have already realized - big business is coming their way.

On the defensive is just where I want you. I am content.

As long as you are happy. ;)

New rape defense:"I thought she was a prostitute, I even left money"

Kind of a digression...

But that would be a stupid defense if all the idiot did was leave money behind. The guy would deserve to go to jail for criminal stupidity along with the rape.

On the defensive is just where I want you. I am content.

hehe :fluffle:

So many great shots though, I'd have pegged your target for dead at this point.

hehe :fluffle:

So many great shots though, I'd have pegged your target for dead at this point.

If I kill it, I'd have to eat it, and I'm not that hungry right now :D

As long as you are happy. ;)



Kind of a digression...

But that would be a stupid defense if all the idiot did was leave money behind. The guy would deserve to go to jail for criminal stupidity along with the rape.

A lawyer could sell it better than I can.

Well defense lawyers can be total scumbags anyway, doesn't mean a prostitute should turn away a paying customer.

Whether she should or not doesn't matter, it's whether she has the choice.

A lawyer could sell it better than I can.

Well defense lawyers can be total scumbags anyway, doesn't mean a prostitute should turn away a paying customer.

Quoted for lolz.

thank you

damn-this started as a funny light hearted thread,complete with happy endings and now we have lawyer talk.

any minute,we'll hear how someone is more progressive,cultured and educated that the US and blah,blah,blah....

fucking frustrating.

I suppose one could make the argument that a prositute should serve the customers that the brothel brings in if she wants to continue to use the brothel as a source of accomodation and advertising. After all, if she wanted to reserve the right to choose her clientele, she could work independantly.

However, sex is not like other forms of physical labour. I could hire someone to work as a piano mover, and if they refuse to do certain jobs, after a while I would legitimately have the right to replace him (provided that he's not refusing the work due to safety issues.) However, you can't force someone to have sex against their will, and this includes economic leverage. Even prisons that could mandate physical labour as part of the sentence could never mandate sexual labour. It just doesn't work that way.

About as close as you could get would be to hire prostitutes that have little concern over who their clientele is. (And if it's a matter of money, they probably don't care that much anyway.) They don't have to work the afternoon shift after all.

Whether she should or not doesn't matter, it's whether she has the choice.


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damn-this started as a funny light hearted thread,complete with happy endings and now we have lawyer talk.

any minute,we'll hear how someone is more progressive,cultured and educated that the US and blah,blah,blah....

fucking frustrating.

Oops...

Uhm. Progressive... cultured... educated... blah, blah, blah.

damn-this started as a funny light hearted thread,complete with happy endings and now we have lawyer talk.

any minute,we'll hear how someone is more progressive,cultured and educated that the US and blah,blah,blah....

fucking frustrating.I'd like it noted that for once, I didn't bring lawyers into this.

So this is what WYTYG does for her bread? She must not be good if she's the dollar menu special. :p

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Ruffy, Ruffy, Ruffy!

So this is what WYTYG does for her bread? She must not be good if she's the dollar menu special. :pSweetie? The brothel is in Cologne. "Berlin, Germany" is just what it says in the tagline of the article.
See, that's why reading helps. :)

So this is what WYTYG does for her bread? She must not be good if she's the dollar menu special. :p

Sweetie? The brothel is in Cologne. "Berlin, Germany" is just what it says in the tagline of the article.
See, that's why reading helps. :)

You go all the way to Cologne? Every day? :eek:

damn-this started as a funny light hearted thread,complete with happy endings and now we have lawyer talk.Sorry. >.<

Well, not really, but you know what I mean.

You go all the way to Cologne? Every day? :eek:I carpool. :)

Whether she should or not doesn't matter, it's whether she has the choice.

Sure, the choice. Everyone has a choice in doing anything. Doesn't mean it should happen though, a service is being provided, there shouldn't be restrictions or requirements.

dam now i got to wait for old poeple to finish before me :(

Sweetie? The brothel is in Cologne. "Berlin, Germany" is just what it says in the tagline of the article.
See, that's why reading helps. :)

Well I'm sure you make more money by using public transportation to get there. You know? Help someone drive stick for a lil money.

Well I'm sure you make more money by using public transportation to get there. You know? Help someone drive stick for a lil money.
I have no idea what you just said.

I have no idea what you just said.

I said you give handjobs to people while they drive you to work, thus collecting more money.

Well I'm sure you make more money by using public transportation to get there. You know? Help someone drive stick for a lil money.
so true
I have no idea what you just said.

lot

I said you give handjobs to people while they drive you to work, thus collecting more money.Uh, of course I do. Why, what did you think I meant by "I carpool"? Sheesh, those innocent teenagers today. Gotta tell them everything twice. :rolleyes:

I said you give handjobs to people while they drive you to work, thus collecting more money.

I bet you get slapped a lot don't you?

I bet you get slapped a lot don't you?

You have no idea..

Excuse you, silly old hoe.*whacks with walker*

Uh, of course I do. Why, what did you think I meant by "I carpool"? Sheesh, those innocent teenagers today. Gotta tell them everything twice. :rolleyes:

Excuse you, silly old hoe.

*whacks with walker*

Schhhhhhhhhhhhhh-wing.
:)

You go all the way to Cologne? Every day? :eek:

Minnesota?

Not the kind you wear? You know, the smell of Cologne?

That must be the nicest smelling city in the world, mustn't it :)

I said you give handjobs to people while they drive you to work, thus collecting more money.

This, my friend, is why I drive a van.

My body, my choice who I fuck. That right pretty much trumps the 'right of the client not to be discriminated against'. Even if I fucked for money.

Your body, your choice who you serve food to in resturants / drive a bus for / hire to work at your company / approve of your kids dating.

This is great-A senior discount in a whore-house!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/03/14/germany.brothels.reut/index.html


Prove you're over 66 yrs old and between noon and 5pm- 50% OFF!!!

Makes you wonder exactly whats offered before 5pm? Who is available? Retired airline stewardesses need work too,you know!

Anyone other than me find it amusingly ironic that it's taking place in the city of Cologne?

No one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_%28Ranma_%C2%BD%29

Heeheeheehee...

Anyone other than me find it amusingly ironic that it's taking place in the city of Cologne?

No one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_%28Ranma_%C2%BD%29

Heeheeheehee...

never seen it so i'm afraid the irony eludes me.

never seen it so i'm afraid the irony eludes me.

Cologne is an extremely old woman--around 300+ years of age--and the city is Cologne where seniors--that is, older people--are geting a discount. Get it yet?

It's even more amusing when you take into account just how healthy and vibrant Cologne is despite her age.

Cologne is an extremely old woman--around 300+ years of age--and the city is Cologne where seniors--that is, older people--are geting a discount. Get it yet?

It's even more amusing when you take into account just how healthy and vibrant Cologne is despite her age.

heh, ok i've got it now. ;)

The city is Koln(or possibly Köln) anyway, not Cologne.

Well, this makes me look forward to retirement already before I even started working...

Sssh! You're killing my fun!

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4844/tongueyt8.gif

The city is Koln(or possibly Köln) anyway, not Cologne.

Sssh! You're killing my fun!