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The ,000 Buttcheek

Cluichstan
16-03-2007, 15:55
Talk about a half-assed surgery... :p

'Surgeon stole my bum' (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2244158.html?menu=news.quirkies)

A German belly dancer has been awarded £12,000 [just over $23,000 -Cluich] compensation after a plastic surgeon accidentally sucked away one of her buttocks.

Julia 'Cleopatra' Meyer, 38, from Munich, wanted slimmer thighs and instead ended up with half her bum missing.

The court heard that during the liposuction the plastic surgeon, not named, from a private clinic, had removed fat from her right buttock instead of her thighs.

She said: "I had been unhappy with my saddlebags, the fat stored in the outer thigh area. Because of the local anaesthesia I did not realise what he was doing.

"When I saw afterwards that half of my bum was missing I almost fainted. It had been completely sucked away."

A consultant at the Berlin Charité hospital asked for an expert opinion said it was a "grave error in treatment".

The court heard the woman can no longer perform. She does not even dare to go to a swimming pool because she is ashamed of the way she looks.

The surgeon has been ordered to pay her £12,000 - twice the £6,000 she had been seeking.

How do you "accidentally" suck away half of someone's ass? Why would this surgeon possibly have thought that she would want only one buttcheek liposuctioned? That would leave her pretty damn lopsided.

And before anyone else can say it, yeah, I know, this thread sucks ass. :p
Eve Online
16-03-2007, 16:02
Talk about a half-assed surgery... :p



How do you "accidentally" suck away half of someone's ass? Why would this surgeon possibly have though that she would want only one buttcheek liposuctioned? That would leave her pretty damn lopsided.

And before anyone else can say it, yeah, I know, this thread sucks ass. :p

An attractive ass can be mesmerizing.
Nodinia
16-03-2007, 16:06
And they say Germans never do anything half-assed.....
Arthais101
16-03-2007, 16:07
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

the first rule of fight club is.....well fark it all I just went and broke the first rule
Eve Online
16-03-2007, 16:10
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
Cluichstan
16-03-2007, 16:28
I certainly didn't expect this to turn into Fight Club...
The Potato Factory
16-03-2007, 18:00
And they say Germans never do anything half-assed.....

Only science and medicine. Which is why they lost the war.
Cluichstan
16-03-2007, 18:02
Only science and medicine. Which is why they lost the war.

They liposuctioned a buttcheek off of each of their soldiers? :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
16-03-2007, 18:03
When she farts, she'll do the 'one cheek sneak' every time. :)
The Potato Factory
16-03-2007, 18:08
They liposuctioned a buttcheek off of each of their soldiers? :eek:

Oh yeah. Go into a German medical camp with a cold and you died :D
Cluichstan
16-03-2007, 18:10
Oh yeah. Go into a German medical camp with a cold and you died :D

Because they'd steal one of your buttcheeks? :eek:
Sel Appa
16-03-2007, 18:38
That's what she gets for wanting this surgery. She should pay the surgeon. "I've no sympathy at all."
Cluichstan
16-03-2007, 18:40
That's what she gets for wanting this surgery. She should pay the surgeon. "I've no sympathy at all."

I don't really have any sympathy for her either. I just thought it was a funny story. :D