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Dude-is this guy related to the one in DrunkCommiesDeleted's thread on the My Space guy that supplied all the evidence needed to find & arrest him?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/06/drug.bust.ap/index.html

Maybe its just a series of poor decisions by the driver or maybe it is natural selection, taking drivers we dont really need driving off the road.

still picturing Jeff Spicolli being cuffed and saying to the cop "You Dick!!!"

Did you choose the verb "weeds" deliberately or is that just a happy coincidence?

Did you choose the verb "weeds" deliberately or is that just a happy coincidence?

You dont imagine me to be clever sometimes?

You dont imagine me to be clever sometimes?

Of course, CL, but sometimes we're clever and don't even know it. :D

Of course, CL, but sometimes we're clever and don't even know it. :D

Thanks. It did occur to me as I thought of it that it might be funny.

Not to the guy that hit parked police cars at 70mph,stoned,drunk with duffle bags full of marijuana, but certainly for the rest of us.

Thanks. It did occur to me as I thought of it that it might be funny.

Not to the guy that hit parked police cars at 70mph,stoned,drunk with duffle bags full of marijuana, but certainly for the rest of us.

Yeah, he's got a bit of a problem. Should never have let that unicorn drive, I guess. The trouble is, he hasn't been removed from the gene pool, once he does his time, he'll still have opportunities to pass along those Stupidity genes. I used to think that stupidity conveyed some kind of evolutionary advantage, but now I think that modern civilzation prevents stupid people from dying before they can breed, and that, being stupid, they breed a lot more than more intelligent people, who think about things like over-population and resources and stuff.

Yeah, he's got a bit of a problem. Should never have let that unicorn drive, I guess. The trouble is, he hasn't been removed from the gene pool, once he does his time, he'll still have opportunities to pass along those Stupidity genes. I used to think that stupidity conveyed some kind of evolutionary advantage, but now I think that modern civilzation prevents stupid people from dying before they can breed, and that, being stupid, they breed a lot more than more intelligent people, who think about things like over-population and resources and stuff.

Unfortunately,he may be back behind the wheel as we speak.

You dont imagine me to be clever sometimes?No...and I'm actually amazed you're capable of multi-syllabic utterances:p

No...and I'm actually amazed you're capable of multi-syllabic utterances:p

you'd be really surprised. We'll have to make an appointment to review one of these days.

you'd be really surprised. We'll have to make an appointment to review one of these days.
If you're up to it, I'm down with it.

If you're up to it, I'm down with it.

I am so not touching that. :p

I am so not touching that. :p

Good, because you're not the one I'm inviting to touch it.

Good, because you're not the one I'm inviting to touch it.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I know you really don't want me to know how inexorably you are attracted to me. And frankly, I would be happy NOT knowing it. But in your attempts to obscure this desire, you actually end up drawing more attention to it.

Now run off. I don't think Carn is the type to share.

Damn. He just missed being a Darwin Award candidate.
And oh goody. Cluich and Neesika at it again.

Hey! *points* It's you! :D

-snip-

Wow, she lives.

I know you really don't want me to know how inexorably you are attracted to me. And frankly, I would be happy NOT knowing it. But in your attempts to obscure this desire, you actually end up drawing more attention to it.

Now run off. I don't think Carn is the type to share.

I just threw up again. I don't understand how this is possible. I haven't eaten that much today.

Damn. He just missed being a Darwin Award candidate.
And oh goody. Cluich and Neesika at it again.

That's funny, I was just thinking about you! Are you back? And ready to romp with the other perverts?:fluffle:

Missed you!!

Damn. He just missed being a Darwin Award candidate.
And oh goody. Cluich and Neesika at it again.

I know you really don't want me to know how inexorably you are attracted to me. And frankly, I would be happy NOT knowing it. But in your attempts to obscure this desire, you actually end up drawing more attention to it.

Now run off. I don't think Carn is the type to share.

There could be leftovers,but its not likely.

There could be leftovers,but its not likely.
And one never interferes with a carnivore and his meal. No one sane, in any case.

If you're up to it, I'm down with it.

naughty tease...

naughty tease...

Only if you don't take me up on it. But that would hardly be my fault, now would it?

Wow, she lives.I'm still without internet at home. I'm using the library computer, something I rarely do since it heavily censors everything.

It'll let me say "bitch" or "damn" but not the words that mean the opposite of "life" or "juvenile."

Death
adult

Edit: OMG, did they change the filter? Those words wouldn't work last time I was on.

I'm still without internet at home. I'm using the library computer, something I rarely do since it heavily censors everything.

It'll let me say "bitch" or "damn" but not the words that mean the opposite of "life" or "juvenile."

Death
adult

Edit: OMG, did they change the filter? Those words wouldn't work last time I was on.

hehe, this is amusing.

Only if you don't take me up on it. But that would hardly be my fault, now would it?

dont be tempting unless you're fully prepared to deal with the consequences. :D

:p You wouldn't think it was nearly as amusing if you had to put up with it. Besides, the head librarian and I don't get along. We've had a few go rounds.

why do they call her the "head" librarian? And- Is she hot ?

hehe, this is amusing.:p You wouldn't think it was nearly as amusing if you had to put up with it. Besides, the head librarian and I don't get along. We've had a few go rounds.

still picturing Jeff Spicolli being cuffed and saying to the cop "You Dick!!!"

I'm surprised he didn't offer to fix the cop car.

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

dont be tempting unless you're fully prepared to deal with the consequences. :D

That smiley isn't nearly menacing enough. I'd bet German Nightmare has something more appropriate, and werewolfish.

And oh goody. Cluich and Neesika at it again.

It wouldn't be a day on NSG if we weren't. ;)

Her title is Library Director and she's a dried up old busybody. She decided awhile back that I wasn't allowed to use the unfiltered computer because I'm not a student and it's for student research only.

I objected and told her that the computer wouldn't allow me to view many of the political threads on my favorite forum (GUESS)
She told me that the filter was required, pointedly telling me that "bitch" was no doubt filtered. She was just crestfallen when I told her it wasn't because it's part of my name and ignored her little jibe.

The damn filter still won't let me on the main Nationstates page and I can't get into my country. Good thing I put the damn thing on vacation.

You're in OK, right? Ask Smunkee to drive over and discuss it with the "Library Director." :D

why do they call her the "head" librarian? And- Is she hot ?Her title is Library Director and she's a dried up old busybody. She decided awhile back that I wasn't allowed to use the unfiltered computer because I'm not a student and it's for student research only.

I objected and told her that the computer wouldn't allow me to view many of the political threads on my favorite forum (GUESS)
She told me that the filter was required, pointedly telling me that "bitch" was no doubt filtered. She was just crestfallen when I told her it wasn't because it's part of my name and ignored her little jibe.

The damn filter still won't let me on the main Nationstates page and I can't get into my country. Good thing I put the damn thing on vacation.

I'm surprised he didn't offer to fix the cop car.

excellent!

That smiley isn't nearly menacing enough. I'd bet German Nightmare has something more appropriate, and werewolfish.

one you might like:

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/werewolf.jpg

Her title is Library Director and she's a dried up old busybody. She decided awhile back that I wasn't allowed to use the unfiltered computer because I'm not a student and it's for student research only.

I objected and told her that the computer wouldn't allow me to view many of the political threads on my favorite forum (GUESS)
She told me that the filter was required, pointedly telling me that "bitch" was no doubt filtered. She was just crestfallen when I told her it wasn't because it's part of my name and ignored her little jibe.

The damn filter still won't let me on the main Nationstates page and I can't get into my country. Good thing I put the damn thing on vacation.

I see. I mistook your use of the word "head" as a verb,rather than a noun.
My mistake.

one you might like:



Ha, perfect...though for a representation of you, that werewolf would need to be in a tailored suit :D

But the menace is important...it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if I didn't think that flirting with you might be dangerous.

Ha, perfect...though for a representation of you, that werewolf would need to be in a tailored suit :D

But the menace is important...it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if I didn't think that flirting with you might be dangerous.

Well-I do live in the mountains now.

Though-I do have a really exceptionally nice medium blue chalkstripe double breasted suit-with a white starched-collar shirt and a cream yellow tie.

I clean up nice.

Edit: here's another good one, done by one of my favorite artists-who I happen to live a few minutes from now: http://www.frazettaartgallery.com/gallery/prints/7_wolfman.jpeg

Right! I'd almost forgotten about the mountain move! So you clean up nice...question is...do you dirty up nice too?

Right! I'd almost forgotten about the mountain move! So you clean up nice...question is...do you dirty up nice too?

:D I wrote a book on dirty

I'd make a comment about being shocked that you were even literate, if it weren't for the plain proof of your posting...unless you have someone transcribing for you?

I'm shocked you're on to me so quick...yep-full time transcriber-she's hot and doesnt scream when she's mouthed anymore.

maybe time for a new one. a younger one that still trembles. maybe a red-head.

:D I wrote a book on dirty

I'd make a comment about being shocked that you were even literate, if it weren't for the plain proof of your posting...unless you have someone transcribing for you?

I'm shocked you're on to me so quick...yep-full time transcriber-she's hot and doesnt scream when she's mouthed anymore.

maybe time for a new one. a younger one that still trembles. maybe a red-head.

I think a sweet Cree girl would be a better choice.

Damn, except she probably wouldn't tremble that much.

I think a sweet Cree girl would be a better choice.

Damn, except she probably wouldn't tremble that much.

Are you kidding? I've had you quiver just from READING words...imagine if you could hear growling close to your ear?

there is no way one of them could type though.

Are you kidding? I've had you quiver just from READING words...imagine if you could hear growling close to your ear? This is true. *thinks* *trembles* *squishes*

there is no way one of them could type though. I'm not actually on a computer, I'm tapping messages into the bark of a pine tree, and it is being transmitted via spirits to the forum

This is true. *thinks* *trembles* *squishes*

I'm not actually on a computer, I'm tapping messages into the bark of a pine tree, and it is being transmitted via spirits to the forum

my assistant reads drumsand smoke signals.


Whats this thread about again?

Is it getting jacked?

Whats this thread about again?

Is it getting jacked?

If that's what you want, I'd happily comply.

If that's what you want, I'd happily comply.

I guess if everyone else ran away....might as well

I guess if everyone else ran away....might as well

That's sort of what I figured. Damn, I miss Muntoo!

That's sort of what I figured. Damn, I miss Muntoo!

I hope all is well with her. Any contact?

I hope all is well with her. Any contact?

Nothing, for quite some time. *le sigh* Those were the good old days :D

Nothing, for quite some time. *le sigh* Those were the good old days :D

yeah-things were interesting for a little while.

Not so much now.

yeah-things were interesting for a little while.

Not so much now.

Well we pretty much get shut down if we even come close to approaching the kind of conversations we had before. I haven't had a good opportunity for you to make me squirm in my seat for far too long.

Well we pretty much get shut down if we even come close to approaching the kind of conversations we had before. I haven't had a good opportunity for you to make me squirm in my seat for far too long.

I'll take some blame for that,I've been operating at a deficiency for a little while now.

I'll take some blame for that,I've been operating at a deficiency for a little while now.

Yes, you've mentioned. Getting any better?:(

Yes, you've mentioned. Getting any better?:(

yeah,plus I'm optimistic. and winter's almost over,though a foot of snow has fallen today and isnt supposed to stop til tommorrow morning.