NationStates Jolt Archive

As the relations between the US and the rest of the world have become increasingly strained, we may be in need for a better understanding of each other. I understand from NSG that people are often misinformed of the other.

This is the chance I know you have always waited for; you can now be linked to a (non-)American and discuss daily life, religion or politics and gain generally a better understanding of the world of the other.

So Americans now is the chance, give yourself up for Adoption to a non-American buddy!

Peoples of the world adopt an American; you know it is the right thing to do!

;)

In Soviet Russa, American adopt you!

I'll only take him if he's house-trained, though.

*pees on Cabra's carpet*

Ooh, ooh, can I have LG?

I'll only take him if he's house-trained, though.

I can't afford shoes D:

*pees on Cabra's carpet*

*Hits Cluichstan on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper*
Do that again and it's back to the shelter with you

*Hits Cluichstan on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper*
Do that again and it's back to the shelter with you

*whimpers and curls up in the corner, but not before circling the spot first*

I think there's a clause against it in my tennancy agreement.

Sorry.

Pleased to meet you. *offers hand and smiles

:)
You too. *shakes hand merrily*

Of course, I don't hate my country. I just think some improvements are needed.

It looks as some have already found their trusted and loyal companion.

I believe the question should be: Which American would like to be adopted by me?

But hey, if the chemistry is right... I might give it a try. ;)

I only want a thin one! :eek:

It's so cold over here *throws another Eddie Bauer mag on the fire*

*Adopts the next American poster*

You scared them away.

We're always scared because he's always listening. Everything we say and do is being monitored. So hungry...*weeps*

*Adopts the next American poster*

You scared them away.

I think I'll pass.

I'm ready to adopt one, on two conditions:
1.No firearms and religious symbols in my house.
2.He has to say "American football is evil" at least once a day.

;)

I'll only take him if he's house-trained, though.

darn...

Adopt an American

The manual says I have to feed it hamburgers 8 times a day and to provide it with bullets :confused:

You scared them away.

Just doing my job

It looks as some have already found their trusted and loyal companion.


Is it a done deal then? Have I adopted Callisdrun? Would Callisdrun fit in with my weird and eccentric English village life? for instance will the naked frolicking be an issue? Or the baiting of non locals? Also, does Callisdrun have a man tail or a lady hole?? These are important questions!

This is a local post, for local people, we don't want any trouble around here.

darn...

Well, in your casee it would only be a problem once a month when there's a full moon, right? I might make an exception there :)

I'm ready to adopt one, on two conditions:
1.No firearms and religious symbols in my house.
2.He has to say "American football is evil" at least once a day.

;)

*hides rosary*

American Football is evil!!

It is really. :)

Well, in your casee it would only be a problem once a month when there's a full moon, right? I might make an exception there :)

yeah,but with age 40 approaching,I'm getting worse...and worse.

This is a local post, for local people, we don't want any trouble around here.

Are you local? :p

I've actually adopted an English family,who will be staying with me for a week in July.

Meh. There are a lot of Americans at my university and none of them seem to contradict the stereotypes that much, except for the fat thing.

The manual says I have to feed it hamburgers 8 times a day and to provide it with bullets :confused:
Well, if it doesn't require those things, then the vendor has cheated you and sold you a cheap fake instead of the genuine article. ;) Then your warranty would be void.

Are you local? :p

Don't I look local?

*is concerned

Do you want some 'I can I can't'?

*offers can of coke to Politeia utopia

I've actually adopted an English family,who will be staying with me for a week in July.

Do they know that yet?

Well, if it doesn't require those things, then the vendor has cheated you and sold you a cheap fake instead of the genuine article. ;) Then your warranty would be void.

So I have the right to return cheap fake americans to their maker?

I'll do it, I wouldn't mind an international pen pal buddy thing...

yeah, Im American,as evidenced by my love of hot dogs and hatred of French... mmmm =p no.. I kid.. I don't love hot dogs ((nor do I hate the french, but the CIA will kill me for saying that :eek: ))) and I'm already used to living on dollars a week, so I don't need to eat much! *sad puppy dog face* adopt meee!

*hides rosary*

American Football is evil!!

It is really. :)

Not evil really, just inane.

So, which American wants to be adopted by a Luxembourger? There's only one condition: you must at least be able to roughly situate Luxembourg... ;)

I'll do it

and isn't luxembourg roughly between france, germany, and belgium?

DAMN! now everyone knows I know too much about the world to truly be an american... hmm.. "Isn't that thar luxembourg near australia?" saved >.>

Do they know that yet?

Yep. They cant wait. They'll get here on July 3rd,in time for 4th of july festivities.

They chose staying with us over going to Disney in Florida again.

We're pretty close.

Who's willing to adopt an American from Florida? Im Puerto Rican (except in Florida, then im cuban to every redneck...), kinda short, I have good mileage, and reliable. Food requirements are hot pockets.

And I am slightly obsessed with Warhammer 40K and capoeira. Just a little.

Great, you're adopted! And you're right: Luxembourg is situated between Germany, France and Belgium... so your geographical knowledge is already better than that of the average german... ;-)

Great, you're adopted! And you're right: Luxembourg is situated between Germany, France and Belgium... so your geographical knowledge is already better than that of the average german... ;-)

Now, does that make me a sub-average German or an above-average one? :confused:

Yep. They cant wait. They'll get here on July 3rd,in time for 4th of july festivities.

They chose staying with us over going to Disney in Florida again.

We're pretty close.

Thats excellent, where are they from in England?

Thats excellent, where are they from in England?

Manchester. he's a cop,she's a housewife and they have young two girls that are going to have a blast with my daughter.

Now, does that make me a sub-average German or an above-average one? :confused:

I guess that depends on whether you do not that Luxembourg is a country of its own and does not belong to either Germany or France, or not.... :confused:

I guess that depends on whether you do not that Luxembourg is a country of its own and does not belong to either Germany or France, or not.... :confused:

I thought that was common knowledge... :confused:

Manchester. he's a cop,she's a housewife and they have young two girls that are going to have a blast with my daughter.

I have never been to Manchester. I hope that you all have a great time!

We had friends over from Canada last summer, two lots, and they loved it here. Have you been to England?

I thought that was common knowledge... :confused:

So did I, but then I went to University in Trier (just a few miles from Luxembourg) where I met people that didn't know this. A german came up to me and asked me where I was from, so I told him that I live in Luxembourg. He then asked : "So, are you german or french then?" I just couldn't believe it...

I have never been to Manchester. I hope that you all have a great time!

We had friends over from Canada last summer, two lots, and they loved it here. Have you been to England?

We're really looking foward to it. My wife is planning some day trips for fun stuff in our area,with some relaxing by our lake time in-between.

There's going to be a lot of chillin' and grillin', some fireworks, their kids have never had "smores" or hot dogs roasted over a camp fire-I have a new stone firepit in the back now for both.
Hopefully,something good will be playing at the drive-in movie theatre while they are here-thats a nice evening out with the kids.
I have a list of stuff to do.

Yes-I've been there. Have you been to the US?

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There are too many USians I would want to adopt to make it in any way a viable proposition. Also, I don't like the word adoption, since it suggests some sort of familiar connection, and I'm just not into incest.

But if I really had to narrow it down, I think I'd adopt Sumamba, Arthais and Trostia at a bare minimum.

We're really looking foward to it. My wife is planning some day trips for fun stuff in our area,with some relaxing by our lake time in-between.

There's going to be a lot of chillin' and grillin', some fireworks, their kids have never had "smores" or hot dogs roasted over a camp fire-I have a new stone firepit in the back now for both.
Hopefully,something good will be playing at the drive-in movie theatre while they are here-thats a nice evening out with the kids.
I have a list of stuff to do.

Yes-I've been there. Have you been to the US?


Yes thank you, although just to Florida, but several times. I would like to see other parts. My daughter went to New York with school and I would love to see it. My boyfriend used to drive right down from Toronto to Florida every year and also all over the US for Baseball games. He is a fan and wants to show me, but I think he wants me to see Canada first.

So, now that I have adopted an American, what should I do? Send him a carepacket or something? ;)

I've actually adopted an English family,who will be staying with me for a week in July.
Go get each one a bright orange PJ and a hood. The look on their faces should be priceless! ;)

*hides rosary*

American Football is evil!!

It is really. :)

recruited

recruited

You should at the very least put the name of your adopted American in your sig. to show your general commitment to its wellbeing. ;)

You should at the very least put the name of your adopted American in your sig. to show your general commitment to its wellbeing. ;)


"Its"? WTF?

Yes thank you, although just to Florida, but several times. I would like to see other parts. My daughter went to New York with school and I would love to see it. My boyfriend used to drive right down from Toronto to Florida every year and also all over the US for Baseball games. He is a fan and wants to show me, but I think he wants me to see Canada first.

Keep in mind, the whole country isnt as hot and humid as Florida.

New York City is something to see-I dont love going to the city,but two Saturdays ago, we went down to see a friend perform in Carnegie Hall-between that and dinner/drinks near Times Square,we had a really nice evening.

Your boyfriend must like to drive-thats a long ride. I've made a shorter ride from NY to Florida for Bike Week in Daytona,Fl and Orlando for Disney a few times. Its a haul.

If he has driven around here for baseball games,I'm sure he has a lot to show you here-you see and experience so much more when you drive.

In a few years,when the kids are grown, my wife and I plan to drive the entire country,taking our time and seeing all we can. I've been to almost every sstate,but I havent seen a fraction of what there is to see yet.
Life is too short.

Hahahaha, I like that :D Like sea monkeys!

Don't make me post my bit about Canadian reproduction again... :p

I used to believe the sea monkey propaganda, I had some and was horribly disapointed. They turned out not to be like little monkey people with clothes and houses, but to be infact teeny tiny ugly water creatures with no clothes on. Is that what will happen with my American?

"Its"? WTF?

Hahahaha, I like that :D Like sea monkeys!

I used to believe the sea monkey propaganda, I had some and was horribly disapointed. They turned out not to be like little monkey people with clothes and houses, but to be infact teeny tiny ugly water creatures with no clothes on. Is that what will happen with my American?


Sea monkeys, IIRC, are actually tiny shrimp.

Keep in mind, the whole country isnt as hot and humid as Florida.

New York City is something to see-I dont love going to the city,but two Saturdays ago, we went down to see a friend perform in Carnegie Hall-between that and dinner/drinks near Times Square,we had a really nice evening.

Your boyfriend must like to drive-thats a long ride. I've made a shorter ride from NY to Florida for Bike Week in Daytona,Fl and Orlando for Disney a few times. Its a haul.

If he has driven around here for baseball games,I'm sure he has a lot to show you here-you see and experience so much more when you drive.

In a few years,when the kids are grown, my wife and I plan to drive the entire country,taking our time and seeing all we can. I've been to almost every sstate,but I havent seen a fraction of what there is to see yet.
Life is too short.


I am ashamed to say that until he lived here with me, I had not even seen Stonehenge, and it is less than two hours away (including the ferry ride as I live on an Island) We plan to see important places in England and then move farther afield.

Smunk is up for adoption!

Ah, what the hell. I'll adopt Smunkee. That might be fun :)

Don't make me post my bit about Canadian reproduction again... :p

If I've seen that bit, I've forgotten, so go right ahead!

I already know a really cute one - can I adopt that one? He assures me he's housebroken, too.

Sea monkeys, IIRC, are actually tiny shrimp.

Shut up! Not true! I've even sewn them tiny little slippers damn it, and I never would have done that for tiny shrimp!

Woot!

got a good one!

:D

Ok, so, now.... what do adopters and adoptees do now?

Smunk is up for adoption!

You should at the very least put the name of your adopted American in your sig. to show your general commitment to its wellbeing. ;)

Nice idea.

I am ashamed to say that until he lived here with me, I had not even seen Stonehenge, and it is less than two hours away (including the ferry ride as I live on an Island) We plan to see important places in England and then move farther afield.

Sometimes,you take things for granted when they are right there.

Ah, what the hell. I'll adopt Smunkee. That might be fun :)

Woot!

got a good one!

Being both a "real American" (or possibly worse - a Texan) and a "true world citizen" (living abroad long term and I speak Brit, Aus, Kiwi, and Japanese, with a bit of Spanish as well), I hearby adopt myself.

Sweet Ive been adopted!! Um...what country am I going to anyways Ris?

Sweet Ive been adopted!! Um...what country am I going to anyways Ris?

Italy, if I'm not mistaken ;)

Being both a "real American" (or possibly worse - a Texan) and a "true world citizen" (living abroad long term and I speak Brit, Aus, Kiwi, and Japanese, with a bit of Spanish as well), I hearby adopt myself.

Obviously a fine pedigree specimen, take good care of it. ;)

Sweet Ive been adopted!! Um...what country am I going to anyways Ris?

Italy. The ancient and noble city of Milano!

Italy. The ancient and noble city of Milano!

Sweet. I actually have some friends from Europe and one of them is from Milano. She promised to take me to Venice one day. And it has to be better than Melbourne Florida, God's waiting room. Where every old person has a number and is just waiting in a city with the old magazines of GQ and Beautiful Houses from like 10 years ago.

Obviously a fine pedigree specimen, take good care of it. ;)

:D

I want to adopt Cabra West. She is hot.

I want to adopt Ifrean too. He is hot.

I still have some Seamonkey-food left from last year I'm willing to share with my adoptee.

So, uhm... Come to daddy! :D

I want to adopt Cabra West. She is hot.

I want to adopt Ifrean too. He is hot.

But... neither of us is American :confused:

Will accept offer of adoption from any non-American poster. Preferably a rich one. :D

But... neither of us is American :confused:

Conclusion: Americans arent hot (beside Paris Hilton).

Conclusion: Americans arent hot (beside Paris Hilton).

Meh, Paris Hilton is too skinny for my taste. Lucy Liu however...

Conclusion: Americans arent hot (beside Paris Hilton).

You've got some sick-assed tastes.

Meh, Paris Hilton is too skinny for my taste. Lucy Liu however...

You've got some sick-assed tastes.

What worries me is that he thinks I'm hot, too.... :eek:

What worries me is that he thinks I'm hot, too.... :eek:

You, Ifreann and Paris Hilton. I think he's just unfussy.

You, Ifreann and Paris Hilton. I think he's just unfussy.

Or very, very confused. ;)

Cluichstan, you´re just jealous.

Cabra West: The queen of blowjobs.

Cluichstan, you´re just jealous.

Of what? :confused:

Cabra West: The queen of blowjobs.
I think my boyfriend might quibble that ;)



OK, so have I adopted anyone or not? Does anyone WANT me to adopt them?

I think my boyfriend might quibble that ;)



OK, so have I adopted anyone or not? Does anyone WANT me to adopt them?

Not if you've already got a boyfriend. :p

So only single people can adopt Americans?

I did not see that part...

:(

So only single people can adopt Americans?

I did not see that part...

:(

What's the point otherwise? ;)

What's the point otherwise? ;)

International relations? Improved understanding and mutual improvement?

It's all about sex then is it? I see it all now.........

*nods wisely

International relations? Improved understanding and mutual improvement?

It's all about sex then is it? I see it all now.........

*nods wisely

You're learning. :p

It's all about sex then is it? I see it all now.........
That would explain... gah! Time to nuke the States now.

Wow, this is so racist. And funny, did I mention it was funny.

Shit, I voted wrong. Didn't see the 'no' before the 'thanks' in option 4.

I think my boyfriend might quibble that ;)




I'll need to verify that.

Sure, I'd love to be adopted.

I'm an athiest, hate American football, hate [most] American comedy, enjoy foreign language films...

Um, this is begining to sound too much like a personal ad.

as well as boringly elitist.

I wasn't trying to be.:(

I was trying to be funny.

Sure, I'd love to be adopted.

I'm an athiest, hate American football, hate [most] American comedy, enjoy foreign language films...

Um, this is begining to sound too much like a personal ad.

as well as boringly elitist.

Umm I have friend I guess who got adopted by an American woman.

I mean that he met this woman over the net, and 3 months later moved to the States to marry her.

Aperantly he is having a fine old time, he tells me that he didn't realise how much fun guns are.

If thats the case,then you were funny. :)

:) Good.

Edit: These time warps are making my head hurt.

I wasn't trying to be.:(

I was trying to be funny.

If thats the case,then you were funny. :)

:) Good.

Edit: These time warps are making my head hurt.

yeah-you keep responding to me before i make a statement.

its like you can read my mind

I'll adopt/be adopted.
I'm Irish.
All American's love Irish, right? :D

I'll adopt/be adopted.
I'm Irish.
All American's love Irish, right? :D

It's because you have the best beer.

It's becuase you have the best beer.

Not quite true, we all know us English have the best beer! The Irish have the best wiskey! Ohh and their wimmin are quite nice too!

I think we Americans cannot be redeemed and that adopting one of us will only spread our evil, inhuman ways. I think we need to build a giant wall around America not to keep those job-stealing-taco-eating-funny-hat-wearing immigrents from coming in, but to keep us from coming out.

Not quite true, we all know us English have the best beer! The Irish have the best wiskey! Ohh and their wimmin are quite nice too!

All european beer tastes like nectar of the gods compared to the poor excuse found in America (microbrews can be good).

Irish do have the best whiskey.

Not quite true, we all know us English have the best beer! The Irish have the best wiskey! Ohh and their wimmin are quite nice too!
Not quite true, we all know us Germans have the best beer! The English have the best rain! Ohh and I know nothing about their wimmin! :p

Not quite true, we all know us Germans have the best beer! The English have the best rain! Ohh and I know nothing about their wimmin! :p

The joke back during the unpleasantness in the early 1940's was that the English had warm beer and cold women. :p

Not quite true, we all know us Germans have the best beer! The English have the best rain! Ohh and I know nothing about their wimmin! :p

Damn you you Germans do make pretty fine beer, and I love your sausge and your mustard. I Have never been out with one of your wimmin though?

Germany's got good food, but I've heard that the beer is not that good..(but hey, I don't drink beer, so what do I know... as long as there are Spätzle, I'm happy) :)

The joke back during the unpleasantness in the early 1940's was that the English had warm beer and cold women. :p

Ahhh but beer must be drunk at room temprature, and because of the rain, our wimmin are loverly and warm!

Ahhh but beer must be drunk at room temprature, and because of the rain, our wimmin are loverly and warm!

Room temperature only because you lot still don't have central heating. As for the wimmins, I must admit that there are one or two English ladies I have met that I would certainly want to warm me up after being out in the rain.

That would explain... gah! Time to nuke the States now.

oh good

Ahhh but beer must be drunk at room temprature:eek: Only in England...:rolleyes: :p

Damn you you Germans do make pretty fine beer, and I love your sausge and your mustard. I Have never been out with one of your wimmin though?Naughty! :eek:
Oh, and the wimmin are most lovely, if I say so myself. ;)

Germany's got good food, but I've heard that the beer is not that good.. :eek: Heresy! (I think. :p I'm not a beer drinker either)

as long as there are Spätzle, I'm happy) :)... but alright, I shall forgive you. At least you have good taste in food. :)

oh good

:eek: I don't want to splode.

I'll do it

and isn't luxembourg roughly between france, germany, and belgium?

DAMN! now everyone knows I know too much about the world to truly be an american... hmm.. "Isn't that thar luxembourg near australia?" saved >.>

You CAN'T be an American. An American can't get Russia to within five hundred miles of its actual location if asked to place it on a map.
:D

I'll adopt an American.
As long as you don't mind him becoming British.
Seriously; coffee, baseball, American football and guns shall all be banned. So too shall the Bible.
Instead he can have ordinary tea, Earl Grey tea, a list of the peerage (I can never remember whether it's Burke's Peerage or Twurp's peerage... Guess who's been reading too much Discworld), seven history books, a lesson in naval tactics and a top hat.

Ilaer

oh good
You've been waiting for this for how long now? 4-6 weeks? Hope the codes are still good! :p
:eek: I don't want to splode.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/GreenTurtle.gif Duck... and cover!

You CAN'T be an American. An American can't get Russia to within five hundred miles of its actual location if asked to place it on a map.
:D

I'll adopt an American.
As long as you don't mind him becoming British.
Seriously; coffee, baseball, American football and guns shall all be banned. So too shall the Bible.
Instead he can have ordinary tea, Earl Grey tea, a list of the peerage (I can never remember whether it's Burke's Peerage or Twurp's peerage... Guess who's been reading too much Discworld), seven history books, a lesson in naval tactics and a top hat.

Ilaer

*spills tea in some Brits lap*

You've been waiting for this for how long now? 4-6 weeks? Hope the codes are still good! :p

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/GreenTurtle.gif Duck... and cover!
give or take and they still good
:D

I'd adopt one, but their rapacious lust for cheese with everything appals me.

*waits for someone to adopt him.*

Ahhh but beer must be drunk at room temprature
Not really - proper beer should be drunk at about 12-14 degrees Celsius. I think. Certainly not the <5 degrees C that lager is served at. It's not 'warm'. It's just warm compared to lager.

*waits for someone to adopt him.*
Oooh, I'll have you! Do I get your postcount as well? :p

No one wants me? I'm homeless! Halp!!!

Oooh, I'll have you! Do I get your postcount as well? :p

... you only want me for my large postcount! waaaaa! :(

No one wants me? I'm homeless! Halp!!!

Well I guess I can adopte a second American ;-)

... you only want me for my large postcount! waaaaa! :(

You should be the one doing the adopting. I'm sure there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind living where you reside. :)

Of course I guess that defeats the purpose of this thread...

Well I guess I can adopte a second American ;-)Luxembourg, ZOMG! :)

*puts self up for adoption*

... you only want me for my large postcount! waaaaa! :(
Not just that. I was hoping for an expenses-paid trip to Hawaii as well...;) :p

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/GreenTurtle.gif Duck... and cover!I hate to be the one to point it out but that's not a duck, sweetie.

*puts self up for adoption**adopts*

You even get your own window! You might have to clean it first to get any use out of its potential transparency, but eh. :)

I hate to be the one to point it out but that's not a duck, sweetie.
You're right, but it's BERT!! :eek:

*Sings 'Duck! ....and cover.' * :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Bert_helpful.jpg

'Remember kids, when you see the bright light just duck and cover.'
- Bert the Duck and Cover Turtle.

ok if i must Adopt an American i'll take Pancake

ok if i must Adopt an American i'll take Pancake

You would. :p

*adopts*

You even get your own window! You might have to clean it first to get any use out of its potential transparency, but eh. :)

:D!!

Wait, are you adopting Ruffy as well?
*plots*

Anybody want an American from Oregon that likes to fly, likes Gumball 3000, and drinks beer?

Edit: I'm house broken.

Not just that. I was hoping for an expenses-paid trip to Hawaii as well...;) :poh... well... wait... huh?

You adopt me, but I have to pay for your trip? :confused:

You should be the one doing the adopting. I'm sure there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind living where you reside. :)

Of course I guess that defeats the purpose of this thread...

you'ld be surprised how many people from the contintents get claustraphobia on an island... :)

oh... well... wait... huh?

You adopt me, but I have to pay for your trip? :confused:
To be honest, I don't care who pays so long as it's not me.

You would. :p

go back to your sand box :p

I want to adopt Cabra West. She is hot.

I want to adopt Ifrean too. He is hot.
I approve greatly of this post, though I'm not up for adoption.
You, Ifreann and Paris Hilton. I think he's just unfussy.

Pfft, only peopple of the most superb taste can truly appreciate my attractiveness.

you'ld be surprised how many people from the contintents get claustraphobia on an island... :)

I can't see how someone would think living in a tropical paradise would be bad. Clearly there is something wrong with these people.

*shakes head, mystified*

go back to your sand box :p

Can't. My cats crapped in my sandbox. :(

Can't. My cats crapped in my sandbox. :(

oh then go back to your room :p

oh then go back to your room :p

Fine.

*goes*

But my point still stands. :)

You're right, but it's BERT!! :eek:

*Sings 'Duck! ....and cover.' * :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Bert_helpful.jpg

'Remember kids, when you see the bright light just duck and cover.'
- Bert the Duck and Cover Turtle.
Man, I feel like such the pop culture n00b. Never heard of it. How do you know that stuff, Mr. Norway??


:D!!

Wait, are you adopting Ruffy as well?
*plots* I was planning to but now I'm not so sure anymore...*hides your plotting tools*

Anybody want an American from Oregon that likes to fly, likes Gumball 3000, and drinks beer?

Edit: I'm house broken.So, will you fly me to wherever I want for free in exchange for a sixpack of German beer? Then welcome! :p

So, will you fly me to wherever I want for free in exchange for a sixpack of German beer? Then welcome! :p

sounds like a fair deal.

I totally double posted but I can't even get to the second one to delete it! Silly jolt...

Edit: Could now. Muahaa.


sounds like a fair deal.
Yay!! :) World, here we come! *flies off*

I totally double posted but I can't even get to the second one to delete it! Silly jolt...

Edit: Could now. Muahaa.



Yay!! :) World, here we come! *flies off*

Yay!!! I'm adopted!:)

Fine.

*goes*

But my point still stands. :)

no it's sit down having a beer :p

I hate to be the one to point it out but that's not a duck, sweetie.
No, hon, it's a pretty, green turtle by the name of Bert. I bet you feel... different now?
You're right, but it's BERT!! :eek:

*Sings 'Duck! ....and cover.' * :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Bert_helpful.jpg

'Remember kids, when you see the bright light just duck and cover.'
- Bert the Duck and Cover Turtle.
Yay!!! :fluffle:
Man, I feel like such the pop culture n00b. Never heard of it. How do you know that stuff, Mr. Norway??
Dare I say it's common knowledge? It's not like they just premiered the flic, either!

Have a look and a laugh here: http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951

...and don't forget to sing along! "Duck... and cover!" :p

Have a look and a laugh here: http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951

...and don't forget to sing along! "Duck... and cover!" :p

I don't have a shell to hide in like the turtle. :(

Was that monkey a suicide bomber? :eek:

Has anyone adopted me? :)

ok if i must Adopt an American i'll take Pancake

Yay! :fluffle::fluffle:

Good news- I'm loyal and housebroken. :D :fluffle:

Has anyone adopted me? :)

Nope.

And I can't. Sorry. I'm American.


@ House-trained Only People: *Scoots on the rug*

Nope.

And I can't. Sorry. I'm American.


@ House-trained Only People: *Scoots on the rug*

Actually, ISA has. Maybe I can get him to adot you too. :D :fluffle:

A helpful suggestion when adopting an American:
http://www.mtspayneutertaskforce.org/images/general/billboard.jpg

Actually, ISA has. Maybe I can get him to adot you too. :D :fluffle:

*Flashes confused grin*

Yay! :fluffle::fluffle:

Good news- I'm loyal and housebroken. :D :fluffle:

i guess that :D :fluffle:

Does anyone want to adopt me? No one has already, have they?

Actually, ISA has. Maybe I can get him to adot you too. :D :fluffle:

I want to be adopted.

Need to be able to stalk my Australian fellow NSers. ;)

Manchester. he's a cop,she's a housewife and they have young two girls that are going to have a blast with my daughter.
So they'll be visiting Philly?
I already know a really cute one - can I adopt that one? He assures me he's housebroken, too.
Cute? So.. not me? :(
Italy. The ancient and noble city of Milano!
Ohh! I love those cookies!
Ahhh but beer must be drunk at room temprature, and because of the rain, our wimmin are loverly and warm!
Eeeew.
:D!!

Wait, are you adopting Ruffy as well?
*plots*

Get the ducttape!

I am an American and I have several friends in other countries.
I have "close" (as close as you can be to people you have only met on the Internet) in Canada, the Czech Republic and the U.K.
Having said this I would not be against being "adopted" by one of my foreign friends here on NSG.

Man, I feel like such the pop culture n00b. Never heard of it. How do you know that stuff, Mr. Norway??
US cultural imperialism! Can't be beat! :p

Though I seriously don't know when I first stumbled onto Bert, but it is at least 10 years back in time... And I thought it was common knowledge these days. After sept. 11th all the old safety-movies got a kind of renaissance - of course, in these modern days good ol' Bert is replaced by the "Running man on fire". Not as child friendly perhaps, but he gets his point across...

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9107/explvisdontrun2lt5.gif
'Don't be on fire!!! AAAH!!'
- The Running Man On Fire

:D
No, hon, it's a pretty, green turtle by the name of Bert. I bet you feel... different now?

Yay!!! :fluffle:

Dare I say it's common knowledge? It's not like they just premiered the flic, either!

Have a look and a laugh here: http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951

...and don't forget to sing along! "Duck... and cover!" :p

:fluffle:

I vote "Common knowledge" ;)

Oooh! Me! Me! Adopt me! I must warn you, however, that I am a trouble child and I have a tendency to act like a spoiled brat.

Oooh! Me! Me! Adopt me! I must warn you, however, that I am a trouble child and I have a tendency to act like a spoiled brat.

So you would need to be punished? Perhaps a good spankin' one in a while? ;) :p

So you would need to be punished? Perhaps a good spankin' one in a while? ;) :p

Silly boy. That's not punishment!

Silly boy. That's not punishment!

unless the spankings are withheld... :p

*turns on the hose*

I told you I was a trouble child. Honestly though, it's not my fault. He started it.

It's never an American's fault. :p

So you would need to be punished? Perhaps a good spankin' one in a while? ;) :p

Silly boy. That's not punishment!

*turns on the hose*

I told you I was a trouble child. Honestly though, it's not my fault. He started it.

It's never an American's fault. :p

may be a dingo after you may work :p

I told you I was a trouble child. Honestly though, it's not my fault. He started it.

It's never an American's fault. :p

Alright, being an American basically is a get-out-of jail free card. :p

may be a dingo after you may work :p

Mmmm... possibly.

Alright, being an American basically is a get-out-of jail free card. :p

Something like that... or some might like to think.

WYTYG! Adopt Grainne Ni Malley RIGHT NOW!

Something like that... or some might like to think.

Yes, to some arrogant peoples belief. But then there is the current joke, yes?

*abandons thought before thread turns serious*

Anyone else remember having a "pen pal" in grade school? We did at mine, for a couple years.. it was an interesting way to get kids to practice writing and penmanship without making it seem like work.. of course, it got boring pretty quick, and by the time you heard back six weeks later, your 8-year old brain had forgotten whatever it was you were discussing.. but it was an interesting tradition, and allowed us to read tales of exotic places like Connecticut and South Carolina. :p

Anyway, I'll admit I haven't read this topic, but I guessed it might be a spoof on the days of the 'pen pal.' So, has the internet killed off the pen pal? I would think so, but maybe someone with kids might disagree.

Does anyone want to adopt me? No one has already, have they?

I could adopt you, but I dont know anything about the Ghost of the Opera. And my face is not burned nor do I LIVE in a opera.

Oooh! Me! Me! Adopt me! I must warn you, however, that I am a trouble child and I have a tendency to act like a spoiled brat.

If I hadn't adopted Smunkee already...
Ah, what the hell. With my housemate moving out I should have room enough for both of you :D

If I hadn't adopted Smunkee already...
Ah, what the hell. With my housemate moving out I should have room enough for both of you :D

Always room for one more, right? But then again, if you adopted me we couldn't... because that just wouldn't be... it's not proper, you know? ;)

Always room for one more, right? But then again, if you adopted me we couldn't... because that just wouldn't be... it's not proper, you know? ;)

Whyever not? I believe in order to give people a choice, you have to show them all options. ;)
But I doubt she'll join in. ... but hey, there's always my boyfriend to have fun with :)

Whyever not? I believe in order to give people a choice, you have to show them all options. ;)
But I doubt she'll join in. ... but hey, there's always my boyfriend to have fun with :)

Could I call you Mommy?

Could I call you Mommy?

Sure, baby. Whatever turns you on :)

You wouldn't be the only one in the house calling me that

Yay! :fluffle::fluffle:

Good news- I'm loyal and housebroken. :D :fluffle:

Nope.

And I can't. Sorry. I'm American.


@ House-trained Only People: *Scoots on the rug*

I want to be adopted.

Need to be able to stalk my Australian fellow NSers. ;)

arr let me think on all that

Could I call you Mommy?

Sure, baby. Whatever turns you on :)

You wouldn't be the only one in the house calling me that

ok

Sure, baby. Whatever turns you on :)

You wouldn't be the only one in the house calling me that

Ok, let me get my list. Have you got a pen?

What was I ever thinking, checking myself into NS Rehab. I've been missing out on all this innuendo!

Ok, let me get my list. Have you got a pen?

What was I ever thinking, checking myself into NS Rehab. I've been missing out on all this innuendo!

There wasn't much innuendo around lately... I'm trying to resurrect it.

Let's hear that list...

arr let me think on all that

All we ask. :)

Hey hey, I´m not american but SOUTH american. I guess that qualifies me, right? So Cabra, can I go over to your house too? I need to be taught because I´m a bad boy and I want you to teach me everything you can.

Considering that you named me as the NS queen of blowjobs... you want me to teach you how to give head? :p ;)

There wasn't much innuendo around lately... I'm trying to resurrect it.

Let's hear that list...

Alrighty, I've been back at NS for all of two days. Let me see if I can get kicked out!

We'll need:
Whipped Cream -two cans of
Pencils -one box, pre-sharpened
Duct Tape -two rolls, silver
One bottle of white-out
Four bottles of massage oil

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

All we ask. :)

Pancake taken but i got to think on about taken you and Minaris

Hey hey, I´m not american but SOUTH american. I guess that qualifies me, right? So Cabra, can I go over to your house too? I need to be taught because I´m a bad boy and I want you to teach me everything you can.

Oooh! I want to be adopted- badly.

I'll be a nice and well behaved little girl. Although I don't know how 'typical American' I am for you... But I'll make up for that when I give you lots of prepackaged cookies- and brownies that have titanium oxide in them- and I'll spoil your dog rotten =D

Anyone want to adopt me? ^^

Oooh! I want to be adopted- badly.

I'll be a nice and well behaved little girl. Although I don't know how 'typical American' I am for you... But I'll make up for that when I give you lots of prepackaged cookies- and brownies that have titanium oxide in them- and I'll spoil your dog rotten =D

Anyone want to adopt me? ^^

How can anyone refuse such a cute offer? You sound like a girl scout who sell cookies at the neighborhood houses.

Considering that you named me as the NS queen of blowjobs... you want me to teach you how to give head? :p ;)

Anything you want babe, anything you want. Whatever that means, that give head business, Ill do it :D

Anyway, I´m going out thinking about you Cabra, and about all your honed naughty skills brought after so many experiences.

How can anyone refuse such a cute offer? You sound like a girl scout who sell cookies at the neighborhood houses.

*Pokes* Where are you from? If you're from the United States,... get out of my face. ROOOAAAR!

If not, Oooh where are you from? You're such a cool and awesome person! *innocent little smile*

*Pokes* Where are you from? If you're from the United States,... get out of my face. ROOOAAAR!

If not, Oooh where are you from? You're such a cool and awesome person! *innocent little smile*

Northern Borders is SOUTH american

Northern Borders is SOUTH american

Where in South America? There's quite a few countries. And I apologize for all the times the US have had a hand in overthrowing democratically elected governments, inciting civil wars, and causing all sorts of other craziness throughout the whole continent...

But tell Northern Borders I'll be well behaved =D

But tell Northern Borders I'll be well behaved =D

No overthrowing his government? :p

Where in South America? There's quite a few countries. And I apologize for all the times the US have had a hand in overthrowing democratically elected governments, inciting civil wars, and causing all sorts of other craziness throughout the whole continent...

But tell Northern Borders I'll be well behaved =D

LOLOLOL!!!!!

Where in South America? There's quite a few countries. And I apologize for all the times the US have had a hand in overthrowing democratically elected governments, inciting civil wars, and causing all sorts of other craziness throughout the whole continent...

But tell Northern Borders I'll be well behaved =D

have no idea where,you have to wait and find out

In Soviet Russia, Americans adopt YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Americans adopt YOU!Done already.

I don't understand how that Soviet Russia thing started...Neither do I.

Done already.

I don't understand how that Soviet Russia thing started...

Where in South America? There's quite a few countries. And I apologize for all the times the US have had a hand in overthrowing democratically elected governments, inciting civil wars, and causing all sorts of other craziness throughout the whole continent...

But tell Northern Borders I'll be well behaved =D

Too late for that. We hate you too much for that, and we are all potential terrorists. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I´m brazilian, the only non-spanish South American country. We speak portuguese.

If you want me to adopt you, you´re welcome. I can sell you into slavery later.

I don't understand how that Soviet Russia thing started...

Maybe the reason is because Russian letters are all backwards, like their R which is backwards too. :rolleyes:

Too late for that. We hate you too much for that, and we are all potential terrorists. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I´m brazilian, the only non-spanish South American country. We speak portuguese.

If you want me to adopt you, you´re welcome. I can sell you into slavery later.

are so that report was right you still have slavery :p

are so that report was right you still have slavery :p

Just sex-slavery, and usually the slave is willing. Its a S&M thing you know.

YOu should try it I know you will like it.

Just sex-slavery, and usually the slave is willing. Its a S&M thing you know.

YOu should try it I know you will like it.

S&M past on that

S&M past on that

You have a past filled with S&M? Wow that is a lot of information. Looks like you wont need to be taught.

If you ever come to Brazil, I can adopt you. And I have a cushion for you too: mine.

I see great innequity betwixt the number of us 'Mericans who seek adoption, and those seeking to adopt. One would almost think we had managed to alienate the whole world.

*isn't up for adoption**

* Unless, of course, you can present me with a boreal forest as pretty as my own (there are none), a good and diverse music scene, mild weather, no scared suburbanites, and less annoying neighbors.

Did anyone adopt me yet?

Did anyone adopt me yet?I'll have you if you fetch the tea.

I'm expecting my own child in a few months, so if you want my wife, my baby, and myself living with you, feel free to adopt me. =)

I suppose someone can adopt me, as long as diet iced tea is available in their country. I'll bring my music collection.

The death/black metal shite? Fuck no, I'd rather adopt a boil on my ass.That, and the doom metal, and the grunge, and the punk, and the 'alternative', and the rest of it.

I suppose someone can adopt me, as long as diet iced tea is available in their country. I'll bring my music collection.The death/black metal shite? Fuck no, I'd rather adopt a boil on my ass.

I pitty the poor bastard that has to put up with you. But at least your politics are sound.Thank you, I think.
<Steals your music collection.>

That, and the doom metal, and the grunge, and the punk, and the 'alternative', and the rest of it.I pitty the poor bastard that has to put up with you. But at least your politics are sound.

Thank you, I think.
<Steals your music collection.>Heh, you'll need a minivan or something to do that :p

I may have a very specific taste, but I have a lot of music.

Maybe the reason is because Russian letters are all backwards, like their R which is backwards too. :rolleyes:

Yeah, the answer (if thats really it) is just so obvious. :rolleyes:

Silly boy. That's not punishment!

It's more like a reward? I see... ;)

The manual says I have to feed it hamburgers 8 times a day and to provide it with bullets :confused:

Only once a week for me. And I don't require bullets.