NationStates Jolt Archive


Most unconnected things?

Svalbardania
15-03-2007, 05:37
Ok, I'm more than a tad bored. So tell me: what are the two most unrelated things you can think of? The best I could come up with was bicycle and herbivore.

Also, what are the two most unrelated and yet similar words? This one I was proud of: cunnilingus and cumulus. So similar, and yet so very different ;)


Take it away, you fiendishly bored NSGers!
Delator
15-03-2007, 05:38
Most unconnected things???


I'll say politicians and honesty...

*ba-dum chik*
Gataway_Driver
15-03-2007, 05:40
alcohol and a blown lightbulb
Soyut
15-03-2007, 05:42
Fuck God

I mean Fuck and God. No wait, Fuck God too.
Soheran
15-03-2007, 05:42
Communism and photosynthesis.
MrWho
15-03-2007, 05:45
I'd say cell phones and constipation.
Svalbardania
15-03-2007, 06:13
I'd say cell phones and constipation.

Depends on your circumstance :eek:
Dexlysia
15-03-2007, 06:21
Gluons and Buddhism.
Christmahanikwanzikah
15-03-2007, 06:22
Conservatives and the NS faithful :p
Soheran
15-03-2007, 06:26
I mean Fuck and God.

How did Jesus come to be, then?
Ginnoria
15-03-2007, 07:07
Glycerine and handcuffs.
Dynk
15-03-2007, 08:09
Kevin Bacon and Oscar
Vetalia
15-03-2007, 08:17
DSFARGEG and the Yang-Mills Hypothesis.
Gataway_Driver
15-03-2007, 08:23
Kevin Bacon and Oscar

Kate Winslett for the female alternative
Svalbardania
15-03-2007, 09:01
DSFARGEG and the Yang-Mills Hypothesis.

Winning.
Mooseica
15-03-2007, 09:31
DSFARGEG and the Yang-Mills Hypothesis.

Either of those being?

Apple juice and explosions.

And if it turns out someone's invented exploding apple juice I won't be impressed.
The Potato Factory
15-03-2007, 09:39
Cake and tuberculosis.
Vetalia
15-03-2007, 09:40
Either of those being?

DSFARGEG is an internet meme that originated on SA with a screenshot of a Japanese TV show that has some kind of furry monster riding a motorbike with the caption "DSFARGEG (User was banned for this post)".

Yang-Mills Theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang-Mills_existence_and_mass_gap)

If you can understand even a tenth of that, you're definitely more knowledgeable about advanced mathematics and quantum mechanics than I am.
Cluichstan
15-03-2007, 14:05
Ok, I'm more than a tad bored. So tell me: what are the two most unrelated things you can think of? The best I could come up with was bicycle and herbivore.

Also, what are the two most unrelated and yet similar words? This one I was proud of: cunnilingus and cumulus. So similar, and yet so very different ;)


Take it away, you fiendishly bored NSGers!

When we were younger and got bored (long car trips, etc.), my little brother and I played what we called the catfood game to pass the time. Based on catfood flavours like tuna and egg, we decided it'd be amusing to come up with new ones -- ones with one real food and some other thing, like liver and broken glass or pepperoni and teeth. Ah, the memories... :D
Londim
15-03-2007, 14:05
Guitars and porn...

unless there is some weird guitar porn fetish out there! :eek:
Cluichstan
15-03-2007, 14:06
Guitars and porn...

unless there is some weird guitar porn fetish out there! :eek:

Dude, there is every conceivable weird porn fetish out there -- even some you would never conceive. ;)
Rejistania
15-03-2007, 14:39
Nanokernels and flat earth society
Allanea
15-03-2007, 14:43
Nanokernels and flat earth society

Are you sure they don't use one?
Ifreann
15-03-2007, 14:52
Zombie Jesus and the space dust that makes up the crab nebula.
Cluichstan
15-03-2007, 14:52
Ifreann and The Hoff :cool:
Rejistania
15-03-2007, 14:54
Are you sure they don't use one?
http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.theflatearthsociety.org&probe=1

Monolithic kernel, this is!

Nanokernels aren't really used in stable OSes...
Allanea
15-03-2007, 15:06
http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.theflatearthsociety.org&probe=1

Monolithic kernel, this is!

Nanokernels aren't really used in stable OSes...

They use Linux.

Using Rejis-logic, this means the Earth is flat.
Szanth
15-03-2007, 15:32
Al-Queda and Iraq. *ba dum pum, psh*
Soyut
15-03-2007, 15:43
How did Jesus come to be, then?

Immaculate conception?
Zarakon
15-03-2007, 16:12
How did Jesus come to be, then?
Glycerine and handcuffs.

I like it.
Rejistania
15-03-2007, 16:15
They use Linux.

Using Rejis-logic, this means the Earth is flat.
*lol*

Nah, it just means the FSE has taste related to their OS... or used a generic hosting service.
Farnhamia
15-03-2007, 16:59
Dude, there is every conceivable weird porn fetish out there -- even some you would never conceive. ;)

There is so much porn, in fact, that when you enter "sex with goats" into Google, by all rights it should come back and ask you to specify the type of goat. :p
Rhaomi
15-03-2007, 22:28
Antananarivo pickle. :p
Ifreann
15-03-2007, 22:53
Immaculate conception?

Immaculate conception refers to Mary, not Jesus.
Anti-Social Darwinism
15-03-2007, 22:55
Michael Jackson and normal.

Two similar and unrelated words - Fuhrer and furor (or maybe not).
Svalbardania
16-03-2007, 03:39
Dinosaurs and this-thread-not-being-moved-to-spam-yet :)
JuNii
16-03-2007, 03:55
Ok, I'm more than a tad bored. So tell me: what are the two most unrelated things you can think of? The best I could come up with was bicycle and herbivore.Mayonaise and titanium.

Also, what are the two most unrelated and yet similar words? This one I was proud of: cunnilingus and cumulus. So similar, and yet so very different ;) Wind and Wind.

after all, you can wind your watch while the wind blows through your hair.