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Regardless of whether you agree with bull fighting or not you`ve gotta feel for this bloke.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-03-14T163624Z_01_L14507586_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BULLFIGHTER.XML&src=rss

People! What is wrong with you? Just because it's not posted by DCD nobody reads it? Sheesh.

Anyway, I highly doubt that guy will father anything - "eviscerate" and "testicles" is not something you want to hear mentioned in the same breath. >.<

I do like how the Reuters copy person was obviously a guy, though: "eye-watering bulletin", hehe. :p

Anyway, I highly doubt that guy will father anything - "eviscerate" and "testicles" is not something you want to hear mentioned in the same breath. >.<
:p

I cringe just by you saying it.

Then again, I believe you capable....

I cringe just by you saying it.

Then again, I believe you capable....http://www.elaleph.com/fin/images/manos%20de%20tijera.jpg

:)

I'm sorry but that is really painful to even think about. The guy must have felt like dying. :(I'm surprised he didn't.I thought a "dissected femural artery" would bleed you to death pretty quickly.

I predict that every guy reading this will wince and cover in sympathy.

*Winces and covers*

Although my wife would like to know WHY men do that.

I'm sorry but that is really painful to even think about. The guy must have felt like dying. :(

People! What is wrong with you? Just because it's not posted by DCD nobody reads it? Sheesh.

Anyway, I highly doubt that guy will father anything - "eviscerate" and "testicles" is not something you want to hear mentioned in the same breath. >.<

I do like how the Reuters copy person was obviously a guy, though: "eye-watering bulletin", hehe. :p

i get on to firing myself later so i have more time :P

an how many people had that happen to at the running of the bulls

I predict that every guy reading this will wince and cover in sympathy.

*Winces and covers*

Although my wife would like to know WHY men do that.Her and me, both.

Her and me, both.

imagine if you saw someone get shot in the face, would you not cringe?

Now imagine something that is, from a man's perspective, 10,000,000 times worse. Get it?

http://www.elaleph.com/fin/images/manos%20de%20tijera.jpg

This...scares me

:)

This...scares me even more.

Her and me, both.
The answer I gave her was, "You get two things that dangle out and cause massive amounts of pain when hit. You'd wince as well." ;)

People! What is wrong with you? Just because it's not posted by DCD nobody reads it? Sheesh.

Anyway, I highly doubt that guy will father anything - "eviscerate" and "testicles" is not something you want to hear mentioned in the same breath. >.<

I do like how the Reuters copy person was obviously a guy, though: "eye-watering bulletin", hehe. :p

Sorry, your 1337ness!

uh . . .

"I suppose Goebbels would not have had this problem."
There, a post. Happy, your 1337ness? ;)

The answer I gave her was, "You get two things that dangle out and cause massive amounts of pain when hit. You'd wince as well." ;)

boobs?

well, not really MASSIVE amounts of pain, although certain women don't like it when I....well...nm.

Actually, come to think of it, some of the women I have known rather DO like it when I...erm...nm again.

I predict that every guy reading this will wince and cover in sympathy.

*Winces and covers*

Although my wife would like to know WHY men do that.

i've see it too many times that it no longer has the same hit

A tear actually rolled down my cheek. The poor guy. And what was with the Edward Scissorhands thing?

imagine if you saw someone get shot in the face, would you not cringe?

Now imagine something that is, from a man's perspective, 10,000,000 times worse. Get it?A kick in the groin is worse than being shot in the face? Tell that to Cheney's hunting buddy.

This...scares me



This...scares me even more. :)

The answer I gave her was, "You get two things that dangle out and cause massive amounts of pain when hit. You'd wince as well." ;)"Two things that dangle out"? That sounds kinda icky. :p

Sorry, your 1337ness!

uh . . .

"I suppose Goebbels would not have had this problem."
There, a post. Happy, your 1337ness? ;):(

A tear actually rolled down my cheek. The poor guy. And what was with the Edward Scissorhands thing?A token of my affection.

A kick in the groin is worse than being shot in the face? Tell that to Cheney's hunting buddy.

an no one will play baseball with him as they fear a ball to groin

A tear actually rolled down my cheek. The poor guy. And what was with the Edward Scissorhands thing?

That's WYTYG coming for someone's balls *nods*

A kick in the groin is worse than being shot in the face? Tell that to Cheney's hunting buddy.

You prove my point.

He forgave cheney for being shot in the face. He would have NEVER done that had he got kicked in the groin.

That's WYTYG coming for someone's balls *nods*

see don't make her really mad with you or she dose that to you

"eviscerate" and "testicles" is not something you want to hear mentioned in the same breath. >.<

There's an understatement!!!

*cringes and covers* :p

I didn't cringe, but it must've been painful... I've been inadvertently pegged with a tennis ball down there, and that wasn't particularly pleasant...

Major OUCH though. :(

Long story short: CUPS, people! Cups!

You prove my point.

He forgave cheney for being shot in the face. He would have NEVER done that had he got kicked in the groin.

Actually, if I remember correctly, he apologized to Cheney for getting shot in the face.

:D

:(

Serves the bastard right. He's probably done just as painful and far crueller things to bulls than this, so I have no sympathy. Go bulls!

Serves the bastard right. He's probably done just as painful and far crueller things to bulls than this, so I have no sympathy. Go bulls!

I agree. I giggle my ass off when I see a bull(or any animal) get the best of it's tormentors. In rodeos, I root for the bulls.

But eviscerated testicles, Fass. Eviscerated testicles. :(

I predict that every guy reading this will wince and cover in sympathy.

*Winces and covers*

Although my wife would like to know WHY men do that.

Her and me, both.

Imagine having a "surprise" episiotomy performed on you while you were not giving birth, with no anaesthetic and instead of a scalpel it was performed with a bull's horn.

Now add to that 2 objects within immediate crushing distance which are at least twice as painful to bruise as your eyes. :)

But eviscerated testicles, Fass. Eviscerated testicles. :(

They're not mine, they're of someone evil. Plus, some people pay good money for that.

They're not mine, they're of someone evil. Plus, some people pay good money for that.

True, but that's usually done by a human with a scalpel and not by a bull with it's horn. :p

Which reminds me; I hope the bull is okay. :p

True, but that's usually done by a human with a scalpel and not by a bull with it's horn. :p

I see you have not dredged the seedy underbelly of the intarwebs tubes as meticulously as I have.

Which reminds me; I hope the bull is okay. :p

They probably ground it into beef. Hope your burgers tasted well.

They probably ground it into beef. Hope your burgers tasted well.

Always. I worked on a dairy farm in my youth, Fass. Cows are evil. Evil yet tasty. :)

I fail to see why this is in the 'Oddly Enough' section of the website. "Bull gores man" could possibly go there. But "Bull gores matador" (or, in other words, "Bull gores man who's been taunting it for several minutes")? That's not 'oddly enough'. That's 'no fucking shit'.

Always. I worked on a dairy farm in my youth, Fass. Cows are evil. Evil yet tasty. :)

See, that's why I wouldn't sympathise with your goring or, uhm, milking...

See, that's why I wouldn't sympathise with your goring or, uhm, milking...

Kinky. ;)

Kinky. ;)

Cows have killer tongues, as you probably know.

I see you have not dredged the seedy underbelly of the intarwebs tubes as meticulously as I have.


Cows have killer tongues, as you probably know.

:eek: I'm starting to believe you. ;)

I fail to see why this is in the 'Oddly Enough' section of the website. "Bull gores man" could possibly go there. But "Bull gores matador" (or, in other words, "Bull gores man who's been taunting it for several minutes")? That's not 'oddly enough'. That's 'no fucking shit'.

Hehehehe :D

Hehe, guess that's what can happen if you mess around with bulls...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smiley-Bull.gif
Can't say I feel too much for or with the guy.

But it would make a great Darwin Award... Do they come as brass balls?

On the plus side, he won't get horny for a while.

This reminds me of the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. In it, Bond at one point is being tortured repeatedly by getting smacked in the balls by a guy holding a thick rope with a heavy weight on the end.

What just freaks me out is that Bonds seemed to like it...

ooh ouch indeed

I'm sure that will rub right out.

This reminds me of the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. In it, Bond at one point is being tortured repeatedly by getting smacked in the balls by a guy holding a thick rope with a heavy weight on the end.

What just freaks me out is that Bonds seemed to like it...


White script is your friend, you know? ;)