Supreme Rabbi
Drunk commies deleted
14-03-2007, 23:50
So does that mean you ultimately control all the media? If so, can you arrange for me to have a movie career?
I concurthat this thread is spammy
:rolleyes:
Sel Appa
14-03-2007, 23:52
On this date 24 Adar 5767, I hereby declare myself Supreme Rabbi of all Jews. This is my official declaration as such.
Your recognition will get you a nice paper-shuffling job...eventually
For legitimacy, do Jews need a worldwide leader like Catholics have?
EDIT: I can also forward stuff the "the Boss"...
Arthais101
14-03-2007, 23:52
bite me, Rabbi.
Drunk commies deleted
14-03-2007, 23:54
Absolutely. You also get a latke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latke) for warping.
Can you bring back this Latka?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latka_Gravas
Sel Appa
14-03-2007, 23:56
So does that mean you ultimately control all the media? If so, can you arrange for me to have a movie career?
Absolutely. You also get a latke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latke) for warping.
Ginnoria
15-03-2007, 00:05
On this date 24 Adar 5767, I hereby declare myself Supreme Rabbi of all Jews. This is my official declaration as such.
Your recognition will get you a nice paper-shuffling job...eventually
For legitimacy, do Jews need a worldwide leader like Catholics have?
EDIT: I can also forward stuff the "the Boss"...
May I trade places with you for a day? I always wanted to be able to fuck like a Rabbi. I assume that in addition I could control the international zionist conspiracy for a day's time, as well?
The Jade Star
15-03-2007, 00:13
Does this mean I can declare myself High Wossname of all Protestants? :)
Sel Appa
15-03-2007, 00:15
May I trade places with you for a day? I always wanted to be able to fuck like a Rabbi. I assume that in addition I could control the international zionist conspiracy for a day's time, as well?
Perhaps
Pepe Dominguez
15-03-2007, 00:39
For legitimacy, do Jews need a worldwide leader like Catholics have?
Not sure if you were looking for a serious answer, but there is a responsa tradition in Judaism that sort of compensates for the absence of a central figure..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsa
Sel Appa
15-03-2007, 00:47
Not sure if you were looking for a serious answer, but there is a responsa tradition in Judaism that sort of compensates for the absence of a central figure..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsa
I was, but meh
On this date 24 Adar 5767, I hereby declare myself Supreme Rabbi of all Jews. This is my official declaration as such.
Your recognition will get you a nice paper-shuffling job...eventually
For legitimacy, do Jews need a worldwide leader like Catholics have?
EDIT: I can also forward stuff the "the Boss"...
As =POPE= I declare the Supreme Rabbi to have no powers and delegate to him the task of cleaning the toilets with his toothbrush.
Darknovae
15-03-2007, 00:56
As =POPE= I declare the Supreme Rabbi to have no powers and delegate to him the task of cleaning the toilets with his toothbrush.
*slap* STFU!
Anyway, Butter, I support this. Just dont' force me to convert. :) :fluffle:
*slap* STFU!
Thou shalt not slappeth a =POPE=!
Darknovae
15-03-2007, 00:59
Thou shalt not slappeth a =POPE=!
*slaps anyway*
*then steals funny hat*
*slaps anyway*
*then steals funny hat*
Noes, mah hat!
Darknovae
15-03-2007, 01:03
Noes, mah hat!
*wears hat*
Too big. *resizes* Bette.r
MUAHA HA HA HA HA!!!! Now I am =POPE=!!!! :D:D:D
Johnny B Goode
15-03-2007, 01:05
*wears hat*
Too big. *resizes* Bette.r
MUAHA HA HA HA HA!!!! Now I am =POPE=!!!! :D:D:D
(Celebrates)
Would you like to dance?
Darknovae
15-03-2007, 01:06
(Celebrates)
Would you like to dance?
Sure! *dnces with Johnny*
Imperial isa
15-03-2007, 01:10
what do i care i have a war to win for the party
*wears hat*
Too big. *resizes* Bette.r
MUAHA HA HA HA HA!!!! Now I am =POPE=!!!! :D:D:D
Pffft, that's not how =POPE=ry works.
Darknovae
15-03-2007, 01:18
Pffft, that's not how =POPE=ry works.
What do I care? I gave you your funny hat back. :p
Well, if we have a Supreme Rabbi, we should have a King of the Jews too, no? Any descendants of David here (as Herzl would want)?
Sel Appa
15-03-2007, 01:31
Well, if we have a Supreme Rabbi, we should have a King of the Jews too, no? Any descendants of David here (as Herzl would want)?
A family legend says I am, so I'll take that position as well. Actually I was going to add that, but forgot. :(
Sel Appa
15-03-2007, 01:32
As =POPE= I declare the Supreme Rabbi to have no powers and delegate to him the task of cleaning the toilets with his toothbrush.
*shoots latkes at Ifreann*
Imperial isa
15-03-2007, 01:36
Well, if we have a Supreme Rabbi, we should have a King of the Jews too, no? Any descendants of David here (as Herzl would want)?
you called
A family legend says I am, so I'll take that position as well. Actually I was going to add that, but forgot. :(
Can I be the duke? I have Rothschilde blood.
*shoots latkes at Ifreann*
Your puny latkes cannot harm me, I'm the juggernaut bitch.
The Psyker
15-03-2007, 01:40
As =POPE= I declare the Supreme Rabbi to have no powers and delegate to him the task of cleaning the toilets with his toothbrush.
No, no, what you are supose to do is forbid him from owning land so he has to take up a position like money lending or tax farming. Sure he'll get rich, but when ever the peasantry get upset they'll take it out by killing him instead of you so it'll all work out.
On this date 24 Adar 5767, I hereby declare myself Supreme Rabbi of all Jews. This is my official declaration as such.
Your recognition will get you a nice paper-shuffling job...eventually
For legitimacy, do Jews need a worldwide leader like Catholics have?
EDIT: I can also forward stuff the "the Boss"...
I do not recognize you as supreme Rabbi. Unless you attended Hebrew Union College, Yeshiva,or a similar school, I won't recognize you as a Rabbi period.
Sel Appa
15-03-2007, 02:24
I do not recognize you as supreme Rabbi. Unless you attended Hebrew Union College, Yeshiva,or a similar school, I won't recognize you as a Rabbi period.
I do not need to defend myself.
Johnny B Goode
16-03-2007, 20:50
Sure! *dnces with Johnny*
(Dances the can-can with Pancake)
I do not recognize you as supreme Rabbi. Unless you attended Hebrew Union College, Yeshiva,or a similar school, I won't recognize you as a Rabbi period.
What if they sport an impressive and well groomed beard?